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Doom_Art
07/19/18 6:38:19 PM
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would you do?
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DarthAragorn
07/19/18 6:38:39 PM
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leave her
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Aye
07/19/18 6:38:47 PM
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Wedding is off
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BignutzisBack
07/19/18 6:39:01 PM
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im not 13
07/19/18 6:39:15 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
leave her


Aye posted...
Wedding is off

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StarsOfCCTV
07/19/18 6:40:14 PM
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We've seen this topic before.
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K181
07/19/18 6:40:16 PM
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im not 13 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
leave her


Aye posted...
Wedding is off

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Awesome
07/19/18 6:40:23 PM
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sad thing is that men and women do have sex during the parties before the wedding, its demented.
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1NfamousACE_2
07/19/18 6:40:35 PM
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Go to the wedding and then call it off

Can't cancel that shit
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PIITB415
07/19/18 6:40:38 PM
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K181 posted...
im not 13 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
leave her


Aye posted...
Wedding is off

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MC_BatCommander
07/19/18 6:41:28 PM
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I'd leave her and after the initial heartbreak would be really glad I didn't marry a cheater
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Ultima Dragon
07/19/18 6:43:14 PM
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Awesome posted...
sad thing is that men and women do have sex during the parties before the wedding, its demented.


This seems like a pretty standard practice these days. Bride/groom to be goes out and gets drunk with a bunch of their closest friends, ends up succumbing to peer pressure (or just natural instincts).

The concept of a bachelor/bachelorette party always struck me as kind of weird. You've had however many years of being single and having casual encounters already. You should be looking forward to planning/spending the rest of your life with that person, not like you're getting locked away forever and you only have one last night of freedom to do what you want. I don't get it, lol.
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glitteringfairy
07/19/18 6:44:00 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
K181 posted...
im not 13 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
leave her


Aye posted...
Wedding is off

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Awesome
07/19/18 6:45:24 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
Awesome posted...
sad thing is that men and women do have sex during the parties before the wedding, its demented.


This seems like a pretty standard practice these days. Bride/groom to be goes out and gets drunk with a bunch of their closest friends, ends up succumbing to peer pressure (or just natural instincts).

The concept of a bachelor/bachelorette party always struck me as kind of weird. You've had however many years of being single and having casual encounters already. You should be looking forward to planning/spending the rest of your life with that person, not like you're getting locked away forever and you only have one last night of freedom to do what you want. I don't get it, lol.


exactly, and you know that the other person wouldnt approve of it. its just weird, if you have a desire to bang someone else then you shouldnt be getting married.
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nicklebro
07/19/18 6:59:08 PM
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Awesome posted...
Ultima Dragon posted...
Awesome posted...
sad thing is that men and women do have sex during the parties before the wedding, its demented.


This seems like a pretty standard practice these days. Bride/groom to be goes out and gets drunk with a bunch of their closest friends, ends up succumbing to peer pressure (or just natural instincts).

The concept of a bachelor/bachelorette party always struck me as kind of weird. You've had however many years of being single and having casual encounters already. You should be looking forward to planning/spending the rest of your life with that person, not like you're getting locked away forever and you only have one last night of freedom to do what you want. I don't get it, lol.


exactly, and you know that the other person wouldnt approve of it. its just weird, if you have a desire to bang someone else then you shouldnt be getting married.

Well then you'll never get married lol.
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EliteLevel
07/19/18 7:01:52 PM
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Give him a blowjob too. Then were equal.
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/19/18 7:03:52 PM
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Pay the stripper to sit in the front row and call her a whore during the I Dos
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E32005
07/19/18 7:05:46 PM
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id tell everyone at the wedding to embarrass her then bail and take the honeymoon tickets and go with some brides maid.
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DavidWong
07/19/18 7:06:01 PM
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er, in what way is actually doing things normal?

having a stripper at the bachelor/bachelorette party, sure

getting lap dances, whatever

actually performing sexual acts? u wot m8? and some of you think this is normal?
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nicklebro
07/19/18 7:07:34 PM
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DavidWong posted...
er, in what way is actually doing things normal?

having a stripper at the bachelor/bachelorette party, sure

getting lap dances, whatever

actually performing sexual acts? u wot m8? and some of you think this is normal?

It's more normal than you'd think.
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MC_BatCommander
07/19/18 7:10:25 PM
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nicklebro posted...
DavidWong posted...
er, in what way is actually doing things normal?

having a stripper at the bachelor/bachelorette party, sure

getting lap dances, whatever

actually performing sexual acts? u wot m8? and some of you think this is normal?

It's more normal than you'd think.


it's also probably why so many marriages fail

if you're dtf with some stranger the literal day before your wedding you probably shouldn't be getting married
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AlecSkorpio
07/19/18 7:12:23 PM
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My friend refused to let us throw him a bachelor party because he was afraid his wife to be would be upset. He said all we could do was go to a concert.

Turned out, she was fucking a stripper while we were watching Motley Crue.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/19/18 7:13:57 PM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
My friend refused to let us throw him a bachelor party because he was afraid his wife to be would be upset. He said all we could do was go to a concert.

Turned out, she was fucking a stripper while we were watching Motley Crue.


What did you take from this situation?
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3khc
07/19/18 7:14:35 PM
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Yall gonna throw out a lifetime of happiness for one blowjob smh
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nicklebro
07/19/18 7:15:31 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
nicklebro posted...
DavidWong posted...
er, in what way is actually doing things normal?

having a stripper at the bachelor/bachelorette party, sure

getting lap dances, whatever

actually performing sexual acts? u wot m8? and some of you think this is normal?

It's more normal than you'd think.


it's also probably why so many marriages fail

if you're dtf with some stranger the literal day before your wedding you probably shouldn't be getting married

Well I doubt that, id say cheating during the bachelor/bachelorette party isn't a very common reason to divorce, tho it happens with some regularity.
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/19/18 7:16:05 PM
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Definitely instantly push the wedding back. And then figure some shit out. Lot of it though depends on what the situation is. Hard to say exactly but unless it's a drunken whatever wedding, I'm more than likely pushing it back right as I found out.
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PMarth2002
07/19/18 7:16:28 PM
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DavidWong posted...
er, in what way is actually doing things normal?

having a stripper at the bachelor/bachelorette party, sure

getting lap dances, whatever

actually performing sexual acts? u wot m8? and some of you think this is normal?


Pretty sure they meant that it was common, not that it was acceptable behavior.
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orangefire25
07/19/18 7:19:16 PM
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Wouldn't be a deal breaker by any means.

In my marriage I'm permitted to go to first base with other females, and her going to third really wouldn't bother me.
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apocalyptic_4
07/19/18 7:20:25 PM
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That video was hot.

Didn't hit her until that load dripped of her mouth.
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bulletproofvita
07/19/18 7:22:46 PM
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im not 13 posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
leave her


Aye posted...
Wedding is off

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Romes187
07/19/18 7:24:22 PM
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had strippers at mine but i didnt bang any

though this one chick and the bar later on most certainly wanted it...she knew why we were partying

but i figured why ruin love for lust
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bulletproofvita
07/19/18 7:25:53 PM
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Romes187 posted...
why ruin love for lust

Don't. It's not worth it.
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E32005
07/19/18 7:27:11 PM
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3khc posted...
Yall gonna throw out a lifetime of happiness for one blowjob smh

"one"
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Trigg3rH4ppy
07/19/18 7:28:46 PM
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Wedding cancelled, reception is still on though and it's gonna be fucking LIT because I just cancelled the honeymoon and hired a bus full of strippers and cocaine
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Paragon21XX
07/19/18 7:32:06 PM
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I would never have a fianc to start with, but I would have a fiance and if she did something like that, I would declare her transgression during the vows then walk out.
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iPhone_7
07/19/18 7:33:09 PM
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Priest: You may now kiss the brides dirty jizzlips
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AlecSkorpio
07/19/18 7:33:48 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
What did you take from this situation?


I was already pretty shaky on the idea of marriage, this pretty much cemented my beliefs to never get married.
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SailorGoon
07/19/18 7:34:25 PM
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3khc posted...
Yall gonna throw out a lifetime of happiness for one blowjob smh

I mean, if she's gonna suck a strangers dick during the supposed peak of your relationship, then what's stopping her from sucking more after time and whatnot jades it. You'd think people would want to be loyal to the person they love the closer they are to taking that final step and getting married.
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AlecSkorpio
07/19/18 7:37:07 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
i wouldnt call it off id just move it back a year or so.


That's usually not an option when all of the deposits have been put down and stuff.
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Buzz Killjoy
07/19/18 7:44:44 PM
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Wedding's off. Who the hell has their bachelor/bachelorette party the night before the wedding? Everybody's going to be hungover and the wedding would suck.

I can't marry someone that dumb.

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DavidWong
07/19/18 7:47:40 PM
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mental. My bachelor party is in a few weeks and I don't even want to go to the strippers.

I mean, we probably will because all my friends want to, but I just wanna catch up with all my friends and drink my body weight in beers. I'll be glad when it's over, tbqh.
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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/19/18 8:03:28 PM
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orangefire25 posted...
Wouldn't be a deal breaker by any means.

In my marriage I'm permitted to go to first base with other females, and her going to third really wouldn't bother me.


Lololol
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DirkDiggles
07/19/18 8:05:52 PM
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Nothing because the stripper at my bachelor party gave me a blowjob too.
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NoMeLx22x
07/19/18 8:13:15 PM
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Something similar happened to a friend of mine. Went out and bought a wedding ring with her, and then asked her to marry him. Then that night she went out to celebrate and blew a dude. Next day he went out and returned the ring and everything.
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Awesome
07/19/18 8:20:16 PM
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NoMeLx22x posted...
Something similar happened to a friend of mine. Went out and bought a wedding ring with her, and then asked her to marry him. Then that night she went out to celebrate and blew a dude. Next day he went out and returned the ring and everything.


how does that even enter a persons mind? you got proposed to and you celebrate it by sucking another guy?
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bulletproofvita
07/19/18 8:21:16 PM
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NoMeLx22x posted...
Something similar happened to a friend of mine. Went out and bought a wedding ring with her, and then asked her to marry him. Then that night she went out to celebrate and blew a dude. Next day he went out and returned the ring and everything.

Bullet dodged huh
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yusiko
07/19/18 8:23:00 PM
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id get angry and demand why he gave the stripper a blowjob without me
double team is the best kind of blowjob
he gave the stripper a subpar experience
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FreshSushi
07/19/18 8:23:50 PM
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> getting married in 2018
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07/19/18 8:28:07 PM
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Depends is I'm a cuck, I do post on CE.
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