Poll of the Day > I almost got arrested today...

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Greenfox111 07/19/18 7:15:37 PM #1:	I got pulled over because I was going like 30 mph over the speed limit but like whatever, i mean speed limit? more like speed minimum lmaoo. So I got pulled over but I wasn't having none of that shit so i got out of the car and the special snowflake cop didn't like that I wasn't "respecting" him so he cuffed me. But that's when I explained to him that since I'm a taxpayer, I actually pay his salary, meaning that I am his boss. Suddenly he stopped all actions, and I told him to fuck off. He said "yes sir, sorry sir" and fucked off lmaooo xD fuckin got em, cops are all useless assholes --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:905378152] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>I got pulled over because I was going like 30 mph over the speed limit but like whatever, i mean speed limit? more like speed minimum lmaoo. So I got pulled over but I wasn't having none of that shit so i got out of the car and the special snowflake cop didn't like that I wasn't "respecting" him so he cuffed me. But that's when I explained to him that since I'm a taxpayer, I actually pay his salary, meaning that I am his boss. Suddenly he stopped all actions, and I told him to fuck off. He said "yes sir, sorry sir" and fucked off lmaooo xD fuckin got em, cops are all useless assholes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 07/19/18 7:17:16 PM #2:	You must be white <cite>green dragon posted [p:905378246] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>You must be white</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InhumaneRaider 07/19/18 7:18:03 PM #3:	Greenfox111 posted... I got pulled over because I was going like 30 mph over the speed limit but like whatever, i mean speed limit? more like speed minimum lmaoo. So I got pulled over but I wasn't having none of that shit so i got out of the car and the special snowflake cop didn't like that I wasn't "respecting" him so he cuffed me. But that's when I explained to him that since I'm a taxpayer, I actually pay his salary, meaning that I am his boss. Suddenly he stopped all actions, and I told him to fuck off. He said "yes sir, sorry sir" and fucked off lmaooo xD fuckin got em, cops are all useless assholes r/thathappened --- I am not changing this signature until we have Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 4 or an HD remaster of Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3. <cite>InhumaneRaider posted [p:905378288] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>I got pulled over because I was going like 30 mph over the speed limit but like whatever, i mean speed limit? more like speed minimum lmaoo. So I got pulled over but I wasn't having none of that shit so i got out of the car and the special snowflake cop didn't like that I wasn't "respecting" him so he cuffed me. But that's when I explained to him that since I'm a taxpayer, I actually pay his salary, meaning that I am his boss. Suddenly he stopped all actions, and I told him to fuck off. He said "yes sir, sorry sir" and fucked off lmaooo xD fuckin got em, cops are all useless assholes</quote> r/thathappened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 07/19/18 7:19:13 PM #4:	green dragon posted... You must be white Lol --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:905378364] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>You must be white</quote> Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/19/18 7:20:19 PM #5:	https://imgur.com/4jfIf69 --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:905378419] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/4jfIf69</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InhumaneRaider 07/19/18 7:25:28 PM #7:	Not to mention, 30 over is reckless driving. That means either going 55 in a 25 70 in a 40 95 in 65.... Are you just trying to kill people? --- I am not changing this signature until we have Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 4 or an HD remaster of Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3. <cite>InhumaneRaider posted [p:905378720] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>Not to mention, 30 over is reckless driving. That means either going 55 in a 25 70 in a 40 95 in 65.... Are you just trying to kill people?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/19/18 7:31:18 PM #8:	Id like to think this copypasta ends with the protagonist still in handcuffs. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:905379057] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>Id like to think this copypasta ends with the protagonist still in handcuffs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenBananas 07/19/18 7:32:48 PM #9:	Sarcasthma posted... Id like to think this copypasta ends with the protagonist still in handcuffs. Hell no, the story needs to end with him in the electric chair --- we gucci Official Strawberry Eater* of PotD* <cite>FrozenBananas posted [p:905379145] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Id like to think this copypasta ends with the protagonist still in handcuffs.</quote> Hell no, the story needs to end with him in the electric chair</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/19/18 7:34:21 PM #10:	FrozenBananas posted... Sarcasthma posted... Id like to think this copypasta ends with the protagonist still in handcuffs. Hell no, the story needs to end with him in the electric chair Why not los dos? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:905379242] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrozenBananas posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Id like to think this copypasta ends with the protagonist still in handcuffs.</quote> Hell no, the story needs to end with him in the electric chair</quote> Why not los dos?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InfernalFive 07/19/18 7:40:48 PM #11:	Holy copypasta Batman! --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfabsU4xH1qzy531o1_500.jpg https://imgur.com/ggCrHk8 <cite>InfernalFive posted [p:905379624] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>Holy copypasta Batman!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Person106 07/19/18 7:47:03 PM #12:	Fake news --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/person106 <cite>Person106 posted [p:905379991] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>Fake news</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 07/19/18 8:13:25 PM #14:	This gonna be a segment on Joel McHale's Netflix show. --- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:905381370] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>This gonna be a segment on Joel McHale's Netflix show.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 07/19/18 9:22:15 PM #15:	green dragon posted... You must be white and a liar --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:905384905] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>You must be white</quote> and a liar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 07/19/18 10:21:35 PM #16:	JOExHIGASHI posted... green dragon posted... You must be white and a liar Yeah you got me i dont actually pay taxes but the cop didnt know that lmao --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:905387874] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>JOExHIGASHI posted...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>You must be white</quote> and a liar</quote> Yeah you got me i dont actually pay taxes but the cop didnt know that lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SirPikachu 07/19/18 11:05:03 PM #17:	I love watching the people who actually do similar shit to this, the "sovereign citizens" who drive around without a plate cuz they think that the freedom to travel mentioned in the articles of the confederation have anything to do with the law. And then their window gets busted and they get arrested while they're still pretending to be above the law --- 3DS FC: 4656 9282 1616 Everyone call me elf monster <cite>SirPikachu posted [p:905389998] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>I love watching the people who actually do similar shit to this, the "sovereign citizens" who drive around without a plate cuz they think that the freedom to travel mentioned in the articles of the confederation have anything to do with the law. And then their window gets busted and they get arrested while they're still pretending to be above the law</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 07/19/18 11:18:07 PM #18:	Sovreign citizens are hilarious. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:905390702] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>Sovreign citizens are hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 07/19/18 11:24:52 PM #19:	that's nice dear --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:905391034] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>that's nice dear</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 07/19/18 11:27:21 PM #20:	What a cucky cuck. --- peel my skin like a clementine https://youtu.be/VBOPCOFA5P4 <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:905391176] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>What a cucky cuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 07/19/18 11:29:23 PM #21:	Jen0125 posted... that's nice dear this shit should be illegal. you can't say this to me, i'm way more important than anyone else --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:905391278] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>that's nice dear</quote> this shit should be illegal. you can't say this to me, i'm way more important than anyone else</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/19/18 11:56:56 PM #22:	seriously though, never get out of the car. the cops get very angry and scared when you do that. <cite>Zikten posted [p:905392801] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>seriously though, never get out of the car. the cops get very angry and scared when you do that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
McSame_as_Bush 07/20/18 12:10:23 AM #23:	Greenfox111 posted... Jen0125 posted... that's nice dear this shit should be illegal. you can't say this to me, i'm way more important than anyone else Triggered. --- peel my skin like a clementine https://youtu.be/VBOPCOFA5P4 <cite>McSame_as_Bush posted [p:905393652] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>that's nice dear</quote> this shit should be illegal. you can't say this to me, i'm way more important than anyone else</quote> Triggered.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 07/20/18 12:22:43 AM #24:	That's the most real story I've ever read on this site. That would totally happen irl. --- "Everyone knows the law doesn't matter if it's a little kid breaking it!" ~TheOrangeMisfit on 1 year olds <cite>Yellow posted [p:905394329] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>That's the most real story I've ever read on this site. That would totally happen irl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Keebs05 07/20/18 12:29:04 AM #25:	A real badass wouldn't have even pulled over. --- "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away" R.I.P PFC Dusty Seidel <cite>Keebs05 posted [p:905394646] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>A real badass wouldn't have even pulled over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 07/20/18 12:31:04 AM #26:	Yellow posted... That's the most real story I've ever read on this site. That would totally happen irl. thank you my friend. i will remember you. Keebs05 posted... A real badass wouldn't have even pulled over. but then how do i tell him that i'm his boss? --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:905394742] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>That's the most real story I've ever read on this site. That would totally happen irl.</quote> thank you my friend. i will remember you. <cite>Keebs05 posted...</cite> <quote>A real badass wouldn't have even pulled over.</quote> but then how do i tell him that i'm his boss?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaKun782 07/20/18 9:06:50 AM #27:	Stop breaking the law a hole. <cite>TaKun782 posted [p:905408457] in I almost g... [t:76823254]...</cite> <quote>Stop breaking the law a hole.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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