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RoboLaserGandhi
07/19/18 7:37:39 PM
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Pizza is best when it's cold and firm. The textures are all just right and you can taste more than just burning tomato sauce.
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Gafemage
07/19/18 7:40:21 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/19/18 7:44:11 PM
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Snack
07/19/18 7:44:36 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
cold and firm.

get off my planet with this cold pizza crap.
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SailorGoon
07/19/18 7:45:30 PM
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Pizza is best enjoyed with a fork and knife. Chicago knows wassup.
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Gafemage
07/19/18 7:45:52 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Pizza is stupid because it's literally the same everywhere

Retire this gimmick, dude.
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SSJCAT
07/19/18 7:46:35 PM
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Gafemage posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Pizza is stupid because it's literally the same everywhere

Retire this gimmick, dude.

Yea if all you eat is trash pizza
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Darkrobotisback
07/19/18 7:47:05 PM
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As long as it's not thin, hard/cold, has little to no pepperonis & taste like a quesadilla...
I'll be okay with it.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/19/18 7:47:39 PM
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SSJCAT posted...
Yea if all you eat is trash pizza

all pizza is bread, tomato, and mozzarella (unless it's a wild specialty)
no matter what you put on top, pizza will taste the same

because tomato sauce overpowers any other flavor and that's science
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SailorGoon
07/19/18 7:48:18 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Pizza is stupid because it's literally the same everywhere

This is false. In New York I can enjoy stacking thin slabs of some classic pepperon. Chicago I get what's essentially a marinara cake and eat it with a fork and knife. And here in my home of Cali, I get to throw it in the trash because this is not pizza. Fucking hipsters. Literally anything is a pizza topping to them.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/19/18 7:49:44 PM
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SailorGoon posted...
In New York I can enjoy stacking thin slabs of some classic pepperon. Chicago I get what's essentially a marinara cake and eat it with a fork and knife.

they're both made of bread, tomato, and cheese
in a different shape but with the exact same method

sure you eat it a little differently but all pizza is the same: stupid
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SSJCAT
07/19/18 7:51:49 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
SSJCAT posted...
Yea if all you eat is trash pizza

all pizza is bread, tomato, and mozzarella (unless it's a wild specialty)
no matter what you put on top, pizza will taste the same

because tomato sauce overpowers any other flavor and that's science

What a dumb fucking argument. Or a really dumb troll attempt lol
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/19/18 7:53:06 PM
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if it were really such a dumb fucking argument you'd have just felled it in one swoop and made me look foolish

instead you're here not disproving me
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SailorGoon
07/19/18 7:53:32 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
SailorGoon posted...
In New York I can enjoy stacking thin slabs of some classic pepperon. Chicago I get what's essentially a marinara cake and eat it with a fork and knife.

they're both made of bread, tomato, and cheese
in a different shape but with the exact same method

sure you eat it a little differently but all pizza is the same: stupid

I wish this were the case.

See: California style Pizza.
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DavidWong
07/19/18 7:55:03 PM
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Ultra thin base
Tomato based sauce
Cheese
Thinly sliced tomato
Basel
Lightly drizzled with olive oil

That's real pizza.
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Reis
07/19/18 7:55:54 PM
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Gafemage posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Pizza is stupid because it's literally the same everywhere

Retire this gimmick, dude.

It's really a lame gimmick bro
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/19/18 7:55:59 PM
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DavidWong posted...
Ultra thin base
Tomato based sauce
Cheese
Thinly sliced tomato
Basel
Lightly drizzled with olive oil

That's real pizza.

LITERALLY tastes no different from Pizza pringles
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/19/18 8:00:23 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
DavidWong posted...
Ultra thin base
Tomato based sauce
Cheese
Thinly sliced tomato
Basel
Lightly drizzled with olive oil

That's real pizza.

LITERALLY tastes no different from Pizza pringles

You trolls should really learn to be more subtle. You were doing okay before this
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Paragon21XX
07/19/18 8:00:38 PM
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DavidWong posted...
Ultra thin base
Tomato based sauce
Cheese
Thinly sliced tomato
Basel
Lightly drizzled with olive oil

That's real pizza.

There are more "real pizzas" in the world than just Margherita pizzas.
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SailorGoon
07/19/18 8:01:01 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
DavidWong posted...
Ultra thin base
Tomato based sauce
Cheese
Thinly sliced tomato
Basel
Lightly drizzled with olive oil

That's real pizza.

There are more "real pizzas" in the world than just Margherita pizzas.

Meanwhile in Long Beach.

"Yall ever try that shit called curry? Shits fire fam. Let's throw that on some dough and call it a day."

"down. Let me just finish putting this last layer of Mac n cheese on this one and I'll get on it"
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SSJCAT
07/19/18 8:01:21 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
DavidWong posted...
Ultra thin base
Tomato based sauce
Cheese
Thinly sliced tomato
Basel
Lightly drizzled with olive oil

That's real pizza.

LITERALLY tastes no different from Pizza pringles

You trolls should really learn to be more subtle. You were doing okay before this

Yea that was the point where I was like ok Im not gonna even bother lol
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/19/18 8:09:29 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
You trolls should really learn to be more subtle. You were doing okay before this

tbh that was my "this is now boring i'm giving up" post

so i give up
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HiddenLurker
07/19/18 8:17:49 PM
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True but you can always slice it into strips.
Then toast it in a toaster oven to make it crispy.
Warm up some marinara sauce.
And have some pizza sticks. ^_^
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thanosibe
07/19/18 8:19:41 PM
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Imagine being elitist about junk food. And what flavor of junk food people want to shovel down their throats.
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