Poll of the Day > This potder got SHOT by POACHERS in AFRICA and woke up back in the US days later

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Noop_Noop 07/26/18 2:28:18 PM #1:	How's THAT for some clickbaity bullshit? I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. All I can really remember was looking down, seeing it, laughing because it didn't hurt, and then it all went black and i woke up in a transport. The rest is all a haze of painkillers and airports. My right leg was already fucked up goddamn it. It feels like I JUST got off the fucking cane. I want to go home. So how's shit with you guys? <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905759821] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>How's THAT for some clickbaity bullshit? I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. All I can really remember was looking down, seeing it, laughing because it didn't hurt, and then it all went black and i woke up in a transport. The rest is all a haze of painkillers and airports. My right leg was already fucked up goddamn it. It feels like I JUST got off the fucking cane. I want to go home. So how's shit with you guys?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 07/26/18 2:29:43 PM #2:	..that's a bitch. --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:905759885] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>..that's a bitch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 07/26/18 2:31:25 PM #3:	Africa is very dangerous. --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:905759959] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Africa is very dangerous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 2:31:26 PM #4:	It is a bitch. Things were going so well. Thanks nade <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905759961] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>It is a bitch. Things were going so well. Thanks nade</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 2:32:14 PM #5:	SmokeMassTree posted... Africa is very dangerous. It's not so bad when you aren't actively seeking out danger, which was admittedly quite fucking dumb <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905759998] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote>Africa is very dangerous.</quote> It's not so bad when you aren't actively seeking out danger, which was admittedly quite fucking dumb</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 07/26/18 2:33:50 PM #6:	Nah man I've seen Monsters inside us with Dan riskin. Africa is scary and I'm never going --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:905760094] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Nah man I've seen Monsters inside us with Dan riskin. Africa is scary and I'm never going</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 2:35:46 PM #7:	Lol, never heard of it. It really isn't all that bad. It's not like, first world western nation safe, but it's easy enough to avoid trouble if it's your intention. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905760182] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Lol, never heard of it. It really isn't all that bad. It's not like, first world western nation safe, but it's easy enough to avoid trouble if it's your intention.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 2:47:55 PM #8:	In the bright side, I'm getting to finally watch the last jedi On the not bright side this movie is a fucking dumpster fire. What in the fuck did they do to Luke? <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905760849] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>In the bright side, I'm getting to finally watch the last jedi On the not bright side this movie is a fucking dumpster fire. What in the fuck did they do to Luke?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 07/26/18 2:51:02 PM #9:	Noop_Noop posted... I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. Maybe they were trying to poach you? --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:905761025] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. </quote> Maybe they were trying to poach you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 2:58:02 PM #10:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Noop_Noop posted... I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. Maybe they were trying to poach you? These are the mercs who catch or hunt the poachers. Honest mistake, fucking one in a trillion shot. Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. In reality I caught some ricochet BECAUSE of a poacher. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905761441] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>ParanoidObsessive posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. </quote> Maybe they were trying to poach you? </quote> These are the mercs who catch or hunt the poachers. Honest mistake, fucking one in a trillion shot. Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. In reality I caught some ricochet BECAUSE of a poacher.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 3:00:51 PM #11:	Ummmmm what the fuck? We are gonna just suddenly make it so you can ram ships in hyperspace? Why didn't they use that on the deathstar? In fact, why didn't they just use that for every space fight VS some sort of megaweapon? The Droid control ship in ep 1, both deathstars and starkiller base? This is dumb. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905761608] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Ummmmm what the fuck? We are gonna just suddenly make it so you can ram ships in hyperspace? Why didn't they use that on the deathstar? In fact, why didn't they just use that for every space fight VS some sort of megaweapon? The Droid control ship in ep 1, both deathstars and starkiller base? This is dumb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 3:01:47 PM #12:	I'm done. I think watching this hurts worse than my leg. What in the hell man <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905761664] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>I'm done. I think watching this hurts worse than my leg. What in the hell man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 07/26/18 3:02:18 PM #13:	Noop_Noop posted... In the bright side, I'm getting to finally watch the last jedi On the not bright side this movie is a fucking dumpster fire. What in the fuck did they do to Luke? Damn, you have been out of the loop --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (6-6): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:905761689] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>In the bright side, I'm getting to finally watch the last jedi On the not bright side this movie is a fucking dumpster fire. What in the fuck did they do to Luke?</quote> Damn, you have been out of the loop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 07/26/18 3:05:50 PM #14:	Noop_Noop posted... These are the mercs who catch or hunt the poachers. Honest mistake, fucking one in a trillion shot. But are you sure they weren't actually poachers in disguise, luring you into a trap, in order to poach YOU? Since you got back, have you checked to see if you still have your ivory tusks? --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:905761859] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>These are the mercs who catch or hunt the poachers. Honest mistake, fucking one in a trillion shot.</quote> But are you sure they weren't actually poachers in disguise, luring you into a trap, in order to poach YOU? Since you got back, have you checked to see if you still have your ivory tusks? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 4:24:05 PM #15:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Noop_Noop posted... These are the mercs who catch or hunt the poachers. Honest mistake, fucking one in a trillion shot. But are you sure they weren't actually poachers in disguise, luring you into a trap, in order to poach YOU? Since you got back, have you checked to see if you still have your ivory tusks? It's funny and all, but no. They are good dudes. I spent a week I'm their barracks before we went out on this patrol. Genuinely cool guys. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905766133] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>ParanoidObsessive posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>These are the mercs who catch or hunt the poachers. Honest mistake, fucking one in a trillion shot.</quote> But are you sure they weren't actually poachers in disguise, luring you into a trap, in order to poach YOU? Since you got back, have you checked to see if you still have your ivory tusks? </quote> It's funny and all, but no. They are good dudes. I spent a week I'm their barracks before we went out on this patrol. Genuinely cool guys.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 4:25:53 PM #16:	Muffinz0rz posted... Noop_Noop posted... In the bright side, I'm getting to finally watch the last jedi On the not bright side this movie is a fucking dumpster fire. What in the fuck did they do to Luke? Damn, you have been out of the loop Yes. Yes I have. I haven't seen a newspaper or been browsing on the internet in several months. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905766230] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>In the bright side, I'm getting to finally watch the last jedi On the not bright side this movie is a fucking dumpster fire. What in the fuck did they do to Luke?</quote> Damn, you have been out of the loop</quote> Yes. Yes I have. I haven't seen a newspaper or been browsing on the internet in several months.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Quol 07/26/18 5:25:41 PM #17:	I love thinking about how different our lives are, despite all of us posting on the same board. Here i am thinking about whether or not i should go buy more drinks, and here you are getting tranquilized in Africa and transported in the back of a car by poachers. <cite>Quol posted [p:905769207] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>I love thinking about how different our lives are, despite all of us posting on the same board. Here i am thinking about whether or not i should go buy more drinks, and here you are getting tranquilized in Africa and transported in the back of a car by poachers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kungfu Kenobi 07/26/18 5:40:18 PM #18:	Noop_Noop posted... Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present. --- This album is not available to the public. Even if it were, you wouldn't wanna listen to it! <cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted [p:905769928] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting.</quote> Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 6:37:00 PM #19:	Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present. Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905772929] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting.</quote> Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present.</quote> Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 6:38:00 PM #20:	https://imgur.com/HpZBCBZ https://imgur.com/UIsCJgt $20 and I'll take the bandage off and see what's under there <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905772985] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/HpZBCBZ https://imgur.com/UIsCJgt $20 and I'll take the bandage off and see what's under there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 6:41:22 PM #21:	Quol posted... I love thinking about how different our lives are, despite all of us posting on the same board. Here i am thinking about whether or not i should go buy more drinks, and here you are getting tranquilized in Africa and transported in the back of a car by poachers. But I didn't get tranqed and I didn't get transported by poachers <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905773154] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Quol posted...</cite> <quote>I love thinking about how different our lives are, despite all of us posting on the same board. Here i am thinking about whether or not i should go buy more drinks, and here you are getting tranquilized in Africa and transported in the back of a car by poachers.</quote> But I didn't get tranqed and I didn't get transported by poachers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 07/26/18 6:46:15 PM #22:	SmokeMassTree posted... Nah man I've seen Monsters inside us with Dan riskin. Africa is scary and I'm never going And I've seem Tremors 5: Bloodlines, so I'll also be avoiding Africa. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:905773380] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote>Nah man I've seen Monsters inside us with Dan riskin. Africa is scary and I'm never going</quote> And I've seem Tremors 5: Bloodlines, so I'll also be avoiding Africa.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kungfu Kenobi 07/26/18 8:11:38 PM #23:	Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present. Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot. "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent. --- This album is not available to the public. Even if it were, you wouldn't wanna listen to it! <cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted [p:905777281] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting.</quote> Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present.</quote> Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot.</quote> "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil69Leo 07/26/18 8:21:11 PM #24:	Noop_Noop posted... I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. So you were shot by friendly fire but also shot my poachers? So you were poaching? <cite>Lil69Leo posted [p:905777727] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. </quote> So you were shot by friendly fire but also shot my poachers? So you were poaching?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/26/18 8:23:04 PM #25:	Noop_Noop posted... https://imgur.com/HpZBCBZ https://imgur.com/UIsCJgt $20 and I'll take the bandage off and see what's under there Aren't you rich now? Why do you need $20 to show us your booboo from falling down? --- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:905777829] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/HpZBCBZ https://imgur.com/UIsCJgt $20 and I'll take the bandage off and see what's under there</quote> Aren't you rich now? Why do you need $20 to show us your booboo from falling down?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/26/18 8:32:34 PM #26:	Well at least you wasn't shot in the arse I suppose. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:905778297] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Well at least you wasn't shot in the arse I suppose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 8:35:48 PM #27:	Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present. Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot. "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent. Thats not true though. I have 100% seen Duckbear outright fabricate his topic titles with false information, only to correct it in the OP. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905778453] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting.</quote> Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present.</quote> Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot.</quote> "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent.</quote> Thats not true though. I have 100% seen Duckbear outright fabricate his topic titles with false information, only to correct it in the OP.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 8:36:54 PM #28:	Lil69Leo posted... Noop_Noop posted... I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. So you were shot by friendly fire but also shot my poachers? So you were poaching? It was a Duckbear topic my dude. Of course I lied and misled you to get you to click it. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905778503] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lil69Leo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>I caught some ricocheting friendly fire, right in the fucking calf. </quote> So you were shot by friendly fire but also shot my poachers? So you were poaching?</quote> It was a Duckbear topic my dude. Of course I lied and misled you to get you to click it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kungfu Kenobi 07/26/18 8:37:00 PM #29:	Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present. Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot. "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent. Thats not true though. I have 100% seen Duckbear outright fabricate his topic titles with false information, only to correct it in the OP. You're not getting a pass on this. --- This album is not available to the public. Even if it were, you wouldn't wanna listen to it! <cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted [p:905778508] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting.</quote> Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present.</quote> Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot.</quote> "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent.</quote> Thats not true though. I have 100% seen Duckbear outright fabricate his topic titles with false information, only to correct it in the OP.</quote> You're not getting a pass on this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 8:38:46 PM #30:	SunWuKung420 posted... Noop_Noop posted... https://imgur.com/HpZBCBZ https://imgur.com/UIsCJgt $20 and I'll take the bandage off and see what's under there Aren't you rich now? Why do you need $20 to show us your booboo from falling down? Hey man, last time I spoke to you I apologized and tried to make peace. If you still want to be hateful and angry that's up to you but I'm not gonna engage you on it. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905778588] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/HpZBCBZ https://imgur.com/UIsCJgt $20 and I'll take the bandage off and see what's under there</quote> Aren't you rich now? Why do you need $20 to show us your booboo from falling down?</quote> Hey man, last time I spoke to you I apologized and tried to make peace. If you still want to be hateful and angry that's up to you but I'm not gonna engage you on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 8:40:04 PM #31:	Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present. Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot. "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent. Thats not true though. I have 100% seen Duckbear outright fabricate his topic titles with false information, only to correct it in the OP. You're not getting a pass on this. K? I don't really need one. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905778658] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting.</quote> Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present.</quote> Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot.</quote> "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent.</quote> Thats not true though. I have 100% seen Duckbear outright fabricate his topic titles with false information, only to correct it in the OP.</quote> You're not getting a pass on this.</quote> K? I don't really need one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 8:42:35 PM #32:	wwinterj25 posted... Well at least you wasn't shot in the arse I suppose. I honestly don't know if that would be better or worse pain wise, but not being able to sit sounds like it would suck <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905778799] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote>Well at least you wasn't shot in the arse I suppose.</quote> I honestly don't know if that would be better or worse pain wise, but not being able to sit sounds like it would suck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DukeRaouI 07/26/18 8:42:48 PM #33:	Youre a god damn American hero, Schmen. --- https://imgur.com/gOQ1iI4 https://imgur.com/BdvtV3f / http://i.imgur.com/0mbTcn4.jpg?1 <cite>DukeRaouI posted [p:905778812] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Youre a god damn American hero, Schmen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kungfu Kenobi 07/26/18 8:44:54 PM #34:	Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Kungfu Kenobi posted... Noop_Noop posted... Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting. Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present. Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot. "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent. Thats not true though. I have 100% seen Duckbear outright fabricate his topic titles with false information, only to correct it in the OP. You're not getting a pass on this. K? I don't really need one. Hey you're the one trying to justify your sloppy title to me, and all you've got is that it's about as good as one of duckbear's screw-ups. If that's the bar you're setting for yourself, then alright. --- This album is not available to the public. Even if it were, you wouldn't wanna listen to it! <cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted [p:905778917] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote>Saying I got shot by a poacher was just me duckbearbaiting.</quote> Duckbear usually emphasizes unimportant or inflammatory details, but those details are typically present.</quote> Those details WERE present. The poachers were there, and I did get shot.</quote> "by" is a detail, so no. For a proper duckbearbait you could reorganize it like, "This Potder was SHOT during encounter with POACHERS in AFRICA". Similar effect, but it's all at least consistent.</quote> Thats not true though. I have 100% seen Duckbear outright fabricate his topic titles with false information, only to correct it in the OP.</quote> You're not getting a pass on this.</quote> K? I don't really need one.</quote> Hey you're the one trying to justify your sloppy title to me, and all you've got is that it's about as good as one of duckbear's screw-ups. If that's the bar you're setting for yourself, then alright.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 8:45:11 PM #35:	Just seeing you post always cheers me duke <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905778930] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Just seeing you post always cheers me duke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 8:48:01 PM #36:	Kungfu Kenobi posted... all you've got is that it's about as good as one of duckbear's screw-ups. If that's the bar you're setting for yourself alright. All I've got is the fact that my Duckbear topic came out as a Duckbear topic, because that is exactly the bar I set for myself. I'm fucking opioded out, it really wasn't spose to be this big a deal homie. I thought there were a hundred dummies on this board who loved Duckbear topics <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905779060] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote>all you've got is that it's about as good as one of duckbear's screw-ups. If that's the bar you're setting for yourself alright.</quote> All I've got is the fact that my Duckbear topic came out as a Duckbear topic, because that is exactly the bar I set for myself. I'm fucking opioded out, it really wasn't spose to be this big a deal homie. I thought there were a hundred dummies on this board who loved Duckbear topics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart3 07/26/18 9:26:21 PM #37:	Kungfu Kenobi posted... Hey you're the one trying to justify your sloppy title to me, and all you've got is that it's about as good as one of duckbear's screw-ups. If that's the bar you're setting for yourself, then alright. That wasnt the bar he set, that was the point of the title. This isnt a hard thing to grasp, dude. <cite>CacciatoPart3 posted [p:905780950] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kungfu Kenobi posted...</cite> <quote>Hey you're the one trying to justify your sloppy title to me, and all you've got is that it's about as good as one of duckbear's screw-ups. If that's the bar you're setting for yourself, then alright.</quote> That wasnt the bar he set, that was the point of the title. This isnt a hard thing to grasp, dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kevman510 07/26/18 9:52:42 PM #38:	this totally happened and isn't just some kid making shit up to sound cool <cite>Kevman510 posted [p:905782262] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>this totally happened and isn't just some kid making shit up to sound cool</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/26/18 10:23:48 PM #39:	Poachers suck "Let's steal some animals for short term profit, even though it's gonna make them unsustainable I the future and all because of me, they will someday be forever missing from the planet. That's a cool legacy to leave the human species. I'm totally not an asshole" <cite>Zikten posted [p:905783750] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Poachers suck "Let's steal some animals for short term profit, even though it's gonna make them unsustainable I the future and all because of me, they will someday be forever missing from the planet. That's a cool legacy to leave the human species. I'm totally not an asshole"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 10:40:39 PM #40:	Kevman510 posted... this totally happened and isn't just some kid making shit up to sound cool Who the fuck? <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905784561] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kevman510 posted...</cite> <quote>this totally happened and isn't just some kid making shit up to sound cool</quote> Who the fuck?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/26/18 10:44:41 PM #41:	Zikten posted... Poachers suck "Let's steal some animals for short term profit, even though it's gonna make them unsustainable I the future and all because of me, they will someday be forever missing from the planet. That's a cool legacy to leave the human species. I'm totally not an asshole" Anti poaching is easily the number one cause I believe in. It is a clear cut issue with a right side and a wrong side. Animal rights in general are pretty important to me, but poaching really is the most immediate and severe concern. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905784773] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>Poachers suck "Let's steal some animals for short term profit, even though it's gonna make them unsustainable I the future and all because of me, they will someday be forever missing from the planet. That's a cool legacy to leave the human species. I'm totally not an asshole"</quote> Anti poaching is easily the number one cause I believe in. It is a clear cut issue with a right side and a wrong side. Animal rights in general are pretty important to me, but poaching really is the most immediate and severe concern.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kevman510 07/26/18 11:56:09 PM #42:	Noop_Noop posted... Kevman510 posted... this totally happened and isn't just some kid making shit up to sound cool Who the fuck? Are you? <cite>Kevman510 posted [p:905787943] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Noop_Noop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kevman510 posted...</cite> <quote>this totally happened and isn't just some kid making shit up to sound cool</quote> Who the fuck?</quote> Are you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 07/27/18 12:17:38 AM #43:	pics --- so you kill your conscience, cry yourself to sleep <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:905788762] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>pics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 07/27/18 2:36:26 AM #44:	Wtf were you doing out there if you weren't poaching but looking for danger anyway? Poaching poachers? --- "Everyone knows the law doesn't matter if it's a little kid breaking it!" ~TheOrangeMisfit on 1 year olds <cite>Yellow posted [p:905793223] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Wtf were you doing out there if you weren't poaching but looking for danger anyway? Poaching poachers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/27/18 4:38:07 AM #45:	Yellow posted... Wtf were you doing out there if you weren't poaching but looking for danger anyway? Poaching poachers? Bingo. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:905796348] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Wtf were you doing out there if you weren't poaching but looking for danger anyway? Poaching poachers?</quote> Bingo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/27/18 8:35:38 AM #46:	Bulbasaur posted... pics I am for real not gonna take the bandage off yet. I posted some earlier but there's really not much to see, and even when there is it's just gonna be a round scab. But sure, once I take it off I will post more. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905801292] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bulbasaur posted...</cite> <quote>pics</quote> I am for real not gonna take the bandage off yet. I posted some earlier but there's really not much to see, and even when there is it's just gonna be a round scab. But sure, once I take it off I will post more.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/27/18 8:38:44 AM #47:	Yellow posted... Wtf were you doing out there if you weren't poaching but looking for danger anyway? Poaching poachers? I am donating a significant amount of money to protrack, which is sort of like an anti poaching mercenary outfit in South Africa. They take volunteers of course, but their primary goal is to track and either capture or kill poachers. I wanted to see what they do so I got to live with the some of dudes for a week, and then join them on a few patrols. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905801376] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote>Wtf were you doing out there if you weren't poaching but looking for danger anyway? Poaching poachers?</quote> I am donating a significant amount of money to protrack, which is sort of like an anti poaching mercenary outfit in South Africa. They take volunteers of course, but their primary goal is to track and either capture or kill poachers. I wanted to see what they do so I got to live with the some of dudes for a week, and then join them on a few patrols.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kevman510 07/27/18 8:49:03 AM #48:	Oh yeah, I'm sure this person on GAMEFAQS that definitely isn't a 13 year old kid is actually in South Africa getting shot at by poachers and constantly finding time to post about it on this video game message board. Lol sad as fuck --- Posted using GameFlux <cite>Kevman510 posted [p:905801643] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>Oh yeah, I'm sure this person on GAMEFAQS that definitely isn't a 13 year old kid is actually in South Africa getting shot at by poachers and constantly finding time to post about it on this video game message board. Lol sad as fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garlands_Soul 07/27/18 8:50:42 AM #49:	I don't know why people keep giving you shit, but this whole schtick sounds cool as fuck. How was Africa? --- "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" <cite>Garlands_Soul posted [p:905801701] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote>I don't know why people keep giving you shit, but this whole schtick sounds cool as fuck. How was Africa?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 07/27/18 8:55:55 AM #50:	Garlands_Soul posted... I don't know why people keep giving you shit, but this whole schtick sounds cool as fuck. How was Africa? Well I was admittedly a gigantic asshole to most of the people on this board for over a decade. I've done my best to make peace, but it's understandable that some of them don't want to after that long. Africa was a fucking eye opening experience. Traveling the continent makes you realize just how gigantic the world is and how tiny we all are. I saw shit most people will never get a chance to, and I feel incredibly blessed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:905801871] in This potde... [t:76843783]...</cite> <quote><cite>Garlands_Soul posted...</cite> <quote>I don't know why people keep giving you shit, but this whole schtick sounds cool as fuck. How was Africa?</quote> Well I was admittedly a gigantic asshole to most of the people on this board for over a decade. I've done my best to make peace, but it's understandable that some of them don't want to after that long. Africa was a fucking eye opening experience. Traveling the continent makes you realize just how gigantic the world is and how tiny we all are. I saw shit most people will never get a chance to, and I feel incredibly blessed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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