Poll of the Day > i feel bad for anyone who cant get a single match on tinder

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knightoffire55
07/26/18 8:22:55 PM
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you are so ugly even the bots dont swipe right on you
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rogerskg1979
07/26/18 9:03:23 PM
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You so ugly even your momma won't swipe right on you
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SkynyrdRocker
07/26/18 9:05:21 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
You so ugly even your momma won't swipe right on you

Why would your mom wanting to fuck you be desirable
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Dikitain
07/26/18 9:08:55 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
You so ugly even your momma won't swipe right on you

Why would your mom wanting to fuck you be desirable

Doesn't every mom want to fuck their son?
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rogerskg1979
07/26/18 9:56:11 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
You so ugly even your momma won't swipe right on you

Why would your mom wanting to fuck you be desirable


It's a play on the expression, "You have a face only a mother could love."

If your mother is quickly swiping through without paying much attention, then should could swipe left on you without even realizing she just swiped her own child. People generally don't pay that much attention when swiping. If your mother swipes left on you in that situation, then you are definitely "a face that even a mother could NOT love."
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Lokarin
07/26/18 9:56:55 PM
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I didn't get any matches, but I didn't get anything to swipe on either - it's probably 'cuz I'm in a rural area
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faramir77
07/26/18 10:18:18 PM
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Dikitain posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...
You so ugly even your momma won't swipe right on you

Why would your mom wanting to fuck you be desirable

Doesn't every mom want to fuck their son?


Ted Cruz thinks so.
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JTekashiro
07/27/18 11:19:00 AM
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Lokarin posted...
I didn't get any matches, but I didn't get anything to swipe on either - it's probably 'cuz I'm in a rural area


Yeah... I'm sure there are no men on Tinder where you live... under a rock.
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