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catboy0_0 07/30/18 8:46:29 AM #1:	Because she just wanted some skin. --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905957869] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>Because she just wanted some skin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/30/18 8:47:17 AM #2:	Something something boner --- 53 LIII p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:905957886] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>Something something boner</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l Dudeboy l 07/30/18 8:47:31 AM #3:	Sorry, but my skeleton is already using it. --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:905957889] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>Sorry, but my skeleton is already using it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoMeLx22x 07/30/18 8:48:20 AM #4:	Because he had no body to talk to. --- Sigs are for losers. <cite>NoMeLx22x posted [p:905957911] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>Because he had no body to talk to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/30/18 8:49:06 AM #5:	no one has said it yet --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905957933] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>no one has said it yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
l Dudeboy l 07/30/18 8:49:38 AM #6:	catboy0_0 posted... no one has said it yet It. --- You are now breathing manually. Lets put a little lead in the air, and see what falls over. <cite>l Dudeboy l posted [p:905957943] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote>no one has said it yet</quote> It.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/30/18 8:49:53 AM #7:	without that --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905957950] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>without that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 07/30/18 8:51:55 AM #8:	so he could bone her --- Bangers https://open.spotify.com/user/1226504071/playlist/3X4SSY5tgxTTgdwlkmoH9F <cite>MrK3V posted [p:905958008] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>so he could bone her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/30/18 8:52:11 AM #9:	WITHOUT THAT geez! --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905958021] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>WITHOUT THAT geez!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 07/30/18 8:52:32 AM #10:	let me guess, she didn't have the guts to ask for a friend --- Bangers https://open.spotify.com/user/1226504071/playlist/3X4SSY5tgxTTgdwlkmoH9F <cite>MrK3V posted [p:905958030] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>let me guess, she didn't have the guts to ask for a friend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/30/18 8:56:28 AM #11:	boondoogle lol --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905958151] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>boondoogle lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 07/30/18 8:57:24 AM #12:	tc is crazy --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:905958182] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>tc is crazy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/30/18 8:57:45 AM #13:	I'm not crazy, I'm just lazy --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905958195] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>I'm not crazy, I'm just lazy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 07/30/18 8:59:23 AM #14:	catboy0_0 posted... I'm not crazy, I'm just lazy are you drowsey? --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:905958234] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote><cite>catboy0_0 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not crazy, I'm just lazy</quote> are you drowsey?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 07/30/18 9:00:59 AM #15:	I might be psychotic, but that doesn't make me psychic --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:905958285] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>I might be psychotic, but that doesn't make me psychic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 07/30/18 9:19:22 AM #16:	Guys I figured it out. The answer to why the skeleton wanted a friend dates back to decades prior, and deals with a lot of intricacies of skeleton society which seem foreign to us, so if this seems a little far-fetched just bear with me. I promise it'll all make sense at the end. At least I hope it will. The skeleton was born Jane Bogart on July 13th 1978 to emotionless parents Christopher and Elizabeth Bogart. They were emotionless because, or course, skeletons have no heart. This is the key to the riddle, as we will see. Jane was always picked on in school because she had one very peculiar feature: she had an extra rib. Now, since she had no heart, the teasing didn't really bother her, and the teasers didn't really get any pleasure from it, and the teachers didn't care enough to intervene. It was really just something that kind of happened. It really didn't even make her wonder, since she had no brain. Which would have confused her if she had a brain. Then she would have realized she didn't even have muscles so how could she move and really the other skeletons shouldn't have been able to move their jaws to tease her anyway, but again she didn't have a brain. She actually didn't even remember the teasing. This would have bothered her if she had a heart but eventually she gave up and just decided the thing to do was to wait for a human to come up and figure it all out. And that's why the skeleton wanted a friend. --- 53 LIII p16 0x35 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:905958851] in Why did th... [t:76854541]...</cite> <quote>Guys I figured it out. The answer to why the skeleton wanted a friend dates back to decades prior, and deals with a lot of intricacies of skeleton society which seem foreign to us, so if this seems a little far-fetched just bear with me. I promise it'll all make sense at the end. At least I hope it will. The skeleton was born Jane Bogart on July 13th 1978 to emotionless parents Christopher and Elizabeth Bogart. They were emotionless because, or course, skeletons have no heart. This is the key to the riddle, as we will see. Jane was always picked on in school because she had one very peculiar feature: she had an extra rib. Now, since she had no heart, the teasing didn't really bother her, and the teasers didn't really get any pleasure from it, and the teachers didn't care enough to intervene. It was really just something that kind of happened. It really didn't even make her wonder, since she had no brain. Which would have confused her if she had a brain. Then she would have realized she didn't even have muscles so how could she move and really the other skeletons shouldn't have been able to move their jaws to tease her anyway, but again she didn't have a brain. She actually didn't even remember the teasing. This would have bothered her if she had a heart but eventually she gave up and just decided the thing to do was to wait for a human to come up and figure it all out. And that's why the skeleton wanted a friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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