Board 8 > Apparently Hitler's favorite alligator is still alive.

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08/08/18 6:38:21 PM
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Apparently Hitler had a favorite alligator.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_(alligator)

In 1993, when Russian tanks were moving down the Garden Ring after the collapse of the Soviet Union, Saturn cried out because of the vibrations, which a zookeeper thinks reminded him of the Battle of Berlin.

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bwburke94
08/08/18 6:39:57 PM
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It's only barely plausible. An alligator being in his eighties?
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Whiskey_Nick
08/08/18 6:46:51 PM
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Seems reasonable
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Xeybozn
08/08/18 6:47:53 PM
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How do we know this was his favorite alligator? Did Hitler write a ranking of alligators at some point?
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scarletspeed7
08/08/18 6:50:31 PM
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Xeybozn posted...
How do we know this was his favorite alligator? Did Hitler write a ranking of alligators at some point?

From Save My Reptile XXI.
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Jakyl25
08/08/18 6:55:38 PM
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Hitler was a Sega fanboy
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scarletspeed7
08/08/18 7:00:48 PM
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He did do some things that Nintendon't.
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08/08/18 7:09:10 PM
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Xeybozn posted...
How do we know this was his favorite alligator? Did Hitler write a ranking of alligators at some point?

5 seemingly normal zoo animals loved by dictators, by cracked.com
5. Pol Pot's favorite jellyfish
4. Stalin's favorite camel
3. Tito's favorite lion
2. Hitler's favorite alligator
1. Mugabe's favorite camel, which is the same as Stalin's
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Wanglicious
08/08/18 7:10:44 PM
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Xeybozn posted...
How do we know this was his favorite alligator? Did Hitler write a ranking of alligators at some point?


Top 10 Alligators, You Wouldn't Believe What Nation Got #1

Finally, we're on the last one. This is one of those rare times where I have to give credit to America, though not because of anything they've done. No, enough poison has seeped into that nation to make the masses feel they should kill, not protect, the majestic American Alligator. At the pinnacle of the species there is only Saturn: a being so great, even Zeus would revere him. It's fortunate that we exist to protect him and all the rest of God's creations, for if we were not then these creatures would no doubt face certain destruction by a people driven mad by the alien race we let inside our homes.
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Whiskey_Nick
08/08/18 7:11:03 PM
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I feel like Hitler liked ranking things.

Alligators could be a thing he ranked
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hylianknight3
08/08/18 7:31:06 PM
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Jakyl25 posted...
Hitler was a Sega fanboy


Segata Sanshiro served in Unit 731.
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08/08/18 7:36:26 PM
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In the 1950s, the United States gave the Soviet Union a younger, female alligator as a gift.[1][11] She was named Shipka, and she and Saturn began mating, although they did not produce any offspring, as all the eggs Shipka produced have been infertile.[1][11] Shipka, who was thirty years younger than Saturn, later died, and Saturn was so distressed by her death that he refused food for a time.[3] By 2005, Saturn had a new mate, who was then thirty years old.[2]


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hylianknight3
08/08/18 7:37:05 PM
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Adolf Ranks the Alligators [NOMINATIONS NEEDED]
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Raka_Putra
08/08/18 7:43:23 PM
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hylianknight3 posted...
Adolf Ranks the Alligators [NOMINATIONS NEEDED]

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