Poll of the Day > $1,200 a month for life, but you are not allowed to use toilets.

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Muffinz0rz
09/10/18 3:57:16 PM
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Ever. - Results (4 votes)
Deal
25% (1 vote)
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No deal
75% (3 votes)
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xjayguyx
09/10/18 4:00:02 PM
#2:


I'll use the sink, tub or outside for $1200 USD a month.
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Muffinz0rz
09/10/18 4:25:32 PM
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xjayguyx posted...
I'll use the sink, tub or outside for $1200 USD a month.

But what if you're like out at a restaurant downtown or something far away from home
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JimCarrysToe
09/10/18 5:14:33 PM
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I've had to use little trash cans with cat litter in them before, its not that bad so yea I'll do it.
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Muffinz0rz
09/10/18 7:36:06 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
I've had to use little trash cans with cat litter in them before, its not that bad so yea I'll do it.

wut about public exposure
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Blaqthourne
09/10/18 10:23:32 PM
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No. Add a zero and I might begin to consider it.
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wwinterj25
09/10/18 10:24:50 PM
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Sure why not? I'll just do it the way nature intended, ok?
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TheWorstPoster
09/10/18 10:28:37 PM
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Move to India
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JimCarrysToe
09/10/18 10:29:37 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
I've had to use little trash cans with cat litter in them before, its not that bad so yea I'll do it.

wut about public exposure

Huh? You mean pooping outside of home? I litteraly leave my appartment maybe ten times a year. I'd just be careful not to eat or drink too much before leaving so thats not a problem.
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eating4fun
09/10/18 10:31:06 PM
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What is chamber pot?
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AC_Dragonfire
09/10/18 11:59:11 PM
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The homeless already do that in San Fransisco but they don't get paid money besides free food and needles.

San Francisco is a Shithole by Paul Joseph Watson
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Magus 10
09/11/18 12:31:11 AM
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I pay more than that for the privacy of my own toilets. Definitely not worth it to give them up.
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Kyuubi4269
09/11/18 12:49:14 AM
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Sure, I'll just piss and poop in bags when out then plunger it through a u bend pipe at home.
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KJ StErOiDs
09/11/18 1:08:06 AM
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No deal. An extra $1200/month wouldn't affect my lifestyle much, if at all. Refraining from using toilets sure would.

Plus, in my circumstance it would put my employment at risk.
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jramirez23
09/11/18 1:16:14 AM
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AC_Dragonfire posted...
The homeless already do that in San Fransisco but they don't get paid money besides free food and needles.

San Francisco is a Shithole by Paul Joseph Watson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld6qYJe4pRs" data-time="

I don't really agree with that guy's political inclinations, but he is right that there is something backwards about that city. I know that one thing that some cities in California have tried is giving bus tickets to take them to the Central Valley where they will hopefully find farming work. But the thing is that I think the poverty problem might be even worse over there, but there's not a big stink about it because it isn't well-recognized like SF is.
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LinkPizza
09/11/18 1:19:10 AM
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I don't think I would, though I might have been able to do it. I'm usually home at night, so I could go out at night to poop in my backyard with my dogs. They would care. Not to mention, I could squat, which is I guess how you're suppose to poop, anyway. And I usually try not to poop at work, anyway. So, I'd try to avoid that. For peeing, on the flight line, people just did it between the wheel. Especially if it's over the grate. For my other job, I could just go outside between the "abandoned house" and "abandoned parking lot". Lots of trees over-head for shade, as well. And the vines and trees would provide adequate cover. I could probably poop there, too. Especially while the road is being worked on. And I think you can still use toilet paper. I think you just have to give up toilets, right? And you could just do your daily poop before you shower...
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FatalAccident
09/11/18 1:54:26 AM
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$1200?

Roflmao
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Zeus
09/11/18 1:59:26 AM
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Does that mean we could still use urinals? And what are we defining as a toilet here? Granted, in general that's too little money to really make it worthwhile.
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Blorfenburger
09/11/18 4:28:30 AM
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Good. Toilets are the devil
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Philip027
09/11/18 9:09:09 AM
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It's interesting to me how I looked at the other "$1200 for one month of no toilets" topic and my initial thought was "hmm, probably not"

But now that I look at this one which is "$1200 every month for no toilets ever" instead my thought is "you know what, I just might"
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GeoMaggs
09/11/18 9:18:56 AM
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Philip027 posted...
It's interesting to me how I looked at the other "$1200 for one month of no toilets" topic and my initial thought was "hmm, probably not"

But now that I look at this one which is "$1200 every month for no toilets ever" instead my thought is "you know what, I just might"

I was the reverse.

Though if I could go a month without, then I'd have gotten used to the idea and could do the rest of my life.
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LinkPizza
09/11/18 10:45:30 AM
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GeoMaggs posted...
Philip027 posted...
It's interesting to me how I looked at the other "$1200 for one month of no toilets" topic and my initial thought was "hmm, probably not"

But now that I look at this one which is "$1200 every month for no toilets ever" instead my thought is "you know what, I just might"

I was the reverse.

Though if I could go a month without, then I'd have gotten used to the idea and could do the rest of my life.

I felt the same. I felt one month was ok to make a little extra money. But probably not every month...
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Muffinz0rz
09/11/18 11:21:11 AM
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Zeus posted...
Does that mean we could still use urinals? And what are we defining as a toilet here? Granted, in general that's too little money to really make it worthwhile.

For the purposes of this topic, anything with the sole purpose of being a toilet counts as a toilet
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LinkPizza
09/11/18 11:22:48 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Zeus posted...
Does that mean we could still use urinals? And what are we defining as a toilet here? Granted, in general that's too little money to really make it worthwhile.

For the purposes of this topic, anything with the sole purpose of being a toilet counts as a toilet

So buckets and bottles are fine, then, right?
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Muffinz0rz
09/11/18 11:25:16 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Zeus posted...
Does that mean we could still use urinals? And what are we defining as a toilet here? Granted, in general that's too little money to really make it worthwhile.

For the purposes of this topic, anything with the sole purpose of being a toilet counts as a toilet

So buckets and bottles are fine, then, right?

You can, but you can't just pee in a bottle and then pour it in the toilet, that would count as "using a toilet."
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pionear
09/11/18 11:25:54 AM
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Nah, and you're talking to someone who has been semi-homeless before...

I mean, what would you do if you have diarrhea or really constipated? That could get messy real quick, esp if you have to go in the middle of the night.

And if you're at an event or something? Nah.
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_AdjI_
09/11/18 11:30:38 AM
#28:


Philip027 posted...
It's interesting to me how I looked at the other "$1200 for one month of no toilets" topic and my initial thought was "hmm, probably not"

But now that I look at this one which is "$1200 every month for no toilets ever" instead my thought is "you know what, I just might"


It's a one-time bonus versus a nice little bit of supplementary income, and suffering through an unpleasant month versus making a lifestyle change. They are actually very different scenarios, despite seeming so similar, and it's understandable that one would seem worthwhile even if the other doesn't.
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LinkPizza
09/11/18 12:14:36 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Zeus posted...
Does that mean we could still use urinals? And what are we defining as a toilet here? Granted, in general that's too little money to really make it worthwhile.

For the purposes of this topic, anything with the sole purpose of being a toilet counts as a toilet

So buckets and bottles are fine, then, right?

You can, but you can't just pee in a bottle and then pour it in the toilet, that would count as "using a toilet."

I figured. But I wouldn't have done it, anyway. I'd just pour it out outside somewhere...
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TheCyborgNinja
09/11/18 12:16:09 PM
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An outhouse by definition is not a toilet. They're gross but I think I could manage.
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Muffinz0rz
09/11/18 12:17:58 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
An outhouse by definition is not a toilet. They're gross but I think I could manage.

Muffinz0rz posted...
For the purposes of this topic, anything with the sole purpose of being a toilet counts as a toilet

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Kyuubi4269
09/11/18 12:30:59 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
An outhouse by definition is not a toilet. They're gross but I think I could manage.

Muffinz0rz posted...
For the purposes of this topic, anything with the sole purpose of being a toilet counts as a toilet

Then a fountain doesn't count, even with a drain sufficient enough to take a giant log?
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Muffinz0rz
09/11/18 1:26:49 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
An outhouse by definition is not a toilet. They're gross but I think I could manage.

Muffinz0rz posted...
For the purposes of this topic, anything with the sole purpose of being a toilet counts as a toilet

Then a fountain doesn't count, even with a drain sufficient enough to take a giant log?

Fountain is fair game
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Golden Road
09/11/18 1:34:34 PM
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KJ StErOiDs posted...
No deal. An extra $1200/month wouldn't affect my lifestyle much, if at all. Refraining from using toilets sure would.

How rich does someone have to be that an extra $1200 a month is practically nothing?
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Blaqthourne
09/11/18 7:23:46 PM
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You also have to take into account that this lasts forever. 10, 20, 30 years and more down the road, $1200/mo will be a pittance.
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