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No_U_L7
09/17/18 7:50:14 PM
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wtf...

so trying to leave, and my neighbor is doing construction on his house. one of the trucks holding tools is blocking me in

someone comes out to get tools a second later so i say "hey man, mind moving the truck? youre blocking me in"

he says "ok" but doesnt even look at me and goes back inside. i figure hes getting the keys or something

i wait 5 minutes! and he comes back out....to get some tools before heading back in

i say "hey, i really need you to move the truck, i got somewhere i need to be"

and he just snaps and screams "youve never even worked a day of manual labor in your life have you!" and then runs back inside

like wtf....im just in shock

like 30 sec later a different guy (think he was different guy) comes out and moves the truck without saying a word

i guess an unintended consequences of wearing a blazer everywhere is i intimidate construction workers...
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Burgess
09/17/18 7:52:13 PM
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Did it turn out that the construction worker was a hot girl and then you made out with her.
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Hambo the Hog
09/17/18 7:54:14 PM
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Wow, tc. Just wow. You've never even worked a day of manual labor in your life, have you?
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LimboTraveller
09/17/18 7:55:42 PM
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just say "you have never worked a day of important white collar guy, have you?"
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 7:56:26 PM
#5:


This didn't happen. The whole story screams ''weak troll attempt'
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Burgess
09/17/18 7:56:46 PM
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LimboTraveller posted...
just say "you have never seen worked a day of important white collar guy, have you?"


Well neither has he.
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KnightofShikari
09/17/18 7:56:53 PM
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shoulda just called a tow truck so the dude learns not to block people in
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 7:57:46 PM
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LimboTraveller posted...
just say "you have never seen worked a day of important white collar guy, have you?"


Are you new to English or has your sentence structure always been this shitty?
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LimboTraveller
09/17/18 7:59:42 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
LimboTraveller posted...
just say "you have never seen worked a day of important white collar guy, have you?"


Are you new to English or has your sentence structure always been this shitty?

fixed it
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Tupacrulez
09/17/18 8:01:31 PM
#10:


Well now we know why you're so desperate to get laid.

You wear a fucking blazer.
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:02:27 PM
#11:


Tupacrulez posted...
Well now we know why you're so desperate to get laid.

You wear a fucking blazer.


I worked in a consulting firm, everyone wears a blazer
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Burgess
09/17/18 8:02:44 PM
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What do you consult.
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:03:03 PM
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Burgess posted...
What do you consult.


Engineering
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Neoconkers
09/17/18 8:04:17 PM
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blazer? are you in private school or something
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:04:31 PM
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LimboTraveller posted...
just say "you have never worked a day of important white collar guy, have you?"

You call this fixed?? lolno.
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Tupacrulez
09/17/18 8:04:46 PM
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Also, this never happened.

No construction worker calls it manual labour. We just call it work. And we don't bitch about moving trucks.

This topic is as likely as your poorly thought out, awkward as fuck sexcapades.
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:05:43 PM
#17:


Tupacrulez posted...
Also, this never happened.

No construction worker calls it manual labour. We just call it work. And we don't bitch about moving trucks.

This topic is as likely as your poorly thought out, awkward as fuck sexcapades.


Sounds like someone is intimidated by me
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:06:22 PM
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Tupacrulez posted...
Also, this never happened.

No construction worker calls it manual labour. We just call it work. And we don't bitch about moving trucks.

This topic is as likely as your poorly thought out, awkward as fuck sexcapades.


he gets it
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Kombucha
09/17/18 8:06:28 PM
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Burgess
09/17/18 8:06:37 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
Also, this never happened.

No construction worker calls it manual labour. We just call it work. And we don't bitch about moving trucks.

This topic is as likely as your poorly thought out, awkward as fuck sexcapades.


Sounds like someone is intimidated by me


If that's what it sounds like then you are irreparably deaf.
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:06:47 PM
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Neoconkers posted...
blazer? are you in private school or something


im 32...nothing wrong with wearing a blazer, it's very stylish. i wear one 80% of the time i leave the house (during non heat stroke season)
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:07:23 PM
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Kombucha posted...
well, have you?


no ive worked in engineering my whole life
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Alpha218
09/17/18 8:08:55 PM
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Tupacrulez posted...
Also, this never happened.

Of course this never happened. I dont think Ive ever seen OP say anything even remotely believable before
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Tupacrulez
09/17/18 8:09:40 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Tupacrulez posted...
Also, this never happened.

No construction worker calls it manual labour. We just call it work. And we don't bitch about moving trucks.

This topic is as likely as your poorly thought out, awkward as fuck sexcapades.


Sounds like someone is intimidated by me


Sounds like you made this topic to try to sound superior to me.

It's ok. You fucked it up, but nice attempt.
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:09:57 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Kombucha posted...
well, have you?


no ive worked in engineering my whole life


you've lied about other aspects of your life, what makes ''I'm a engineer'' any different???
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:10:25 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Of course this never happened. I dont think Ive ever seen OP say anything even remotely believable before


guess i just live that much more of an exciting life than most people...and/or most people live a very boring life. this is just some random thing that happened to me headed towards work a while back...
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:10:59 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
you've lied about other aspects of your life, what makes ''I'm a engineer'' any different???


what did i lie about lol
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:12:34 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Alpha218 posted...
a while back...


yeah, no it didn't.
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:13:50 PM
#29:


No_U_L7 posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
you've lied about other aspects of your life, what makes ''I'm a engineer'' any different???


what did i lie about lol


When do you ever tell the truth?
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ultimate reaver
09/17/18 8:16:02 PM
#30:


then everyone stood up and the construction worker who moved the truck's name was albert einstein
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:16:15 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
When do you ever tell the truth?


for starters all my girl topics are 100% true with pics posted
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CanuckCowboy
09/17/18 8:17:44 PM
#32:


No_U_L7 posted...
i intimidate construction workers


I don't think that word means what you think it means.

You met a dick. He was a dick. End story.
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:18:11 PM
#33:


No_U_L7 posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
When do you ever tell the truth?


for starters all my girl topics are 100% true with pics posted


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77013037?jumpto=10#10
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CanuckCowboy
09/17/18 8:18:38 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Of course this never happened. I dont think Ive ever seen OP say anything even remotely believable before


guess i just live that much more of an exciting life than most people...and/or most people live a very boring life. this is just some random thing that happened to me headed towards work a while back...


Yeah this sounds p exciting.

"this dude ignored me and I didn't speak up and make myself heard." excitement for days.
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Tupacrulez
09/17/18 8:18:56 PM
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Engineers don't intimidate us.

They annoy us because not one of them knows anything about anything.

As evidenced by this topic.
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BlazeJordan648
09/17/18 8:19:57 PM
#36:


When you a buy new blazer do you head home and jack off while wearing it?
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:20:20 PM
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CanuckCowboy
09/17/18 8:20:41 PM
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Tupacrulez posted...
Engineers don't intimidate us.

They annoy us because not one of them knows anything about anything.

As evidenced by this topic.


And so much this.

Engineers are fucking hilarious when they aren't driving you insane.

"I don't know what you're supposed to do but my book says it's not this." thanks bud.
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:21:29 PM
#39:


CanuckCowboy posted...
You met a dick. He was a dick. End story.


well p much

think he was just having a bad day tho

weekoldhotdog posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77013037?jumpto=10#10


i mean, that's true based off lots of vampire fiction

CanuckCowboy posted...
Yeah this sounds p exciting.

"this dude ignored me and I didn't speak up and make myself heard." excitement for days.


except i did..? hes the one who ran off crying

Tupacrulez posted...
Engineers don't intimidate us.

They annoy us because not one of them knows anything about anything.

As evidenced by this topic.


lmao insecurity at its best
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Burgess
09/17/18 8:22:44 PM
#40:


i mean, that's true based off lots of vampire fiction

Being true based on fiction sums up your gimmick.
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:24:57 PM
#41:


10+ years on Gamefaqs and you STILL don't know how to troll?

Tsk, tsk.
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:25:21 PM
#42:


BlazeJordan648 posted...
When you a buy new blazer do you head home and jack off while wearing it?


nothing i havent done before, but to be clear it was the porn that turns me on, the blazer is just super comfy

weekoldhotdog posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77010173?jumpto=7#7


not being judgemental of any girls itt so no clue what you're getting at

CanuckCowboy posted...
And so much this.

Engineers are fucking hilarious when they aren't driving you insane.

"I don't know what you're supposed to do but my book says it's not this." thanks bud.


lol it seems like people always have trouble dealing with people higher up on the food chain than them. all ill say is there's a reason the engineers are in charge and make more than construction workers do while while working a less strenuous job.
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CanuckCowboy
09/17/18 8:26:03 PM
#43:


No_U_L7 posted...

lol it seems like people always have trouble dealing with people higher up on the food chain than them. all ill say is there's a reason the engineers are in charge and make more than construction workers do while while working a less strenuous job.


Yeah that's what it is. You definitely sound like an engineer alright.
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CanuckCowboy
09/17/18 8:26:42 PM
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Also I gotta say if anyone itt sounds insecure..... Check a mirror my man.
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:29:15 PM
#45:


not being judgemental of any girls itt so no clue what you're getting at

I'll take ''Bullshit that din't happen for $400"

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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:33:31 PM
#46:


Tagged for future topics
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LimboTraveller
09/17/18 8:34:43 PM
#47:


weekoldhotdog posted...
LimboTraveller posted...
just say "you have never worked a day of important white collar guy, have you?"

You call this fixed?? lolno.

whats the correct sentence then
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Tupacrulez
09/17/18 8:37:58 PM
#48:


"this elevator shaft is going to hold all the sheer load of this 4 storey condominium"

Literal engineer quote on one of my jobsites. Everyone in the room just looked at him like a disappointed father.

Once had an engineer argue with me about the limits of a cantilever.
That was hilarious.
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weekoldhotdog
09/17/18 8:38:24 PM
#49:


None of it. It wasn't funny and made no sense.
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No_U_L7
09/17/18 8:40:33 PM
#50:


for the record, i'm not even the type of engineer that works with contractors/construction workers
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