Poll of the Day > I spoke to a cute girl in m Calculus class today

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TheWorstPoster
09/20/18 5:58:40 PM
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I think she doesn't hate me
FrozenBananas
09/20/18 6:00:55 PM
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https://media.giphy.com/media/vjwACwDxB0hZ6/giphy
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we gucci
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EclairReturns
09/20/18 6:03:39 PM
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I presume you will attempt to court this woman, likely by cheating and doing her homework for her.
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Golden Road
09/20/18 6:11:32 PM
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I feel sorry for her.
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GenericGuy
09/20/18 7:35:56 PM
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lol calculus
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MICHALECOLE
09/20/18 7:53:08 PM
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Fuck her ico

Fuck the shit out of her
GenericGuy
09/20/18 7:55:15 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Fuck her ico

Fuck the shit out of her

Only if I can help.
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Cacciato
09/20/18 8:14:39 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Fuck her ico

Fuck the shit out of her

Lmao
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 11:49:56 AM
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Good news. She doesn't hate me.

Bad news. She has a boyfriend.

Can't say I am surprised however.

:(
MICHALECOLE
09/24/18 12:04:15 PM
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Murder him.
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 12:41:38 PM
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Also, her sister is apparently taken.

Two cute Asian girls, sitting behind me, in my Calculus class. And neither one of them are single.

:(
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 1:53:55 PM
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So, what do I do now?
Far-Queue
09/24/18 2:29:00 PM
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I'm imagining MICHALECOLE as ICOYAR's id and I love it.
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 2:36:08 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I'm imagining MICHALECOLE as ICOYAR's id and I love it.


Am I the ego or superego?
SpeeDLeemon
09/24/18 3:41:09 PM
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neither
ImCallingYouOut
09/24/18 3:47:34 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
So, what do I do now?

come to terms with the fact that you will be alone for life since you refuse to make 0 changes to yourself
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 3:51:50 PM
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ImCallingYouOut posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
So, what do I do now?

come to terms with the fact that you will be alone for life since you refuse to make 0 changes to yourself


But I let her play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me before class.

Even though I felt disappointed inside since I won't be able to ever have her.
ImCallingYouOut
09/24/18 3:56:22 PM
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come to terms with the fact that you will be alone for life since you refuse to make 0 changes to yourself

seriously, how many times have we seen this pathetic fucking shitshow from you? and then when you learn the girl is taken (theyre likely all single but want nothing to fucking do with you) you make posts like this obsessing over them

oh we did this and we had so much fun together i just want to go on 1 date with her but shes taken

@HelIWithoutSin
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CacciatoPart3
09/24/18 3:58:02 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
So, what do I do now?

come to terms with the fact that you will be alone for life since you refuse to make 0 changes to yourself


But I let her play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me before class.

Even though I felt disappointed inside since I won't be able to ever have her.

But youd feel that way even if she were single.
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SpeeDLeemon
09/24/18 4:00:04 PM
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CacciatoPart3 posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
ImCallingYouOut posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
So, what do I do now?

come to terms with the fact that you will be alone for life since you refuse to make 0 changes to yourself


But I let her play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me before class.

Even though I felt disappointed inside since I won't be able to ever have her.

But youd feel that way even if she were single.

got 'em
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 4:02:29 PM
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CacciatoPart3 posted...

But youd feel that way even if she were single.


Not this class.

I would had another guy ask her to go on a date with me.
ImCallingYouOut
09/24/18 4:07:31 PM
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lmfao youre not real
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GenericGuy
09/24/18 4:10:29 PM
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ill date u worst poster
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 4:12:25 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
ill date u worst poster


I don't date dudes
GenericGuy
09/24/18 4:20:19 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
ill date u worst poster


I don't date dudes

be open
try new things
experiment with your sexuality
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I am not afraid to express my opinions, no matter how unconventional they may be.
I don't apologise for doing so. If you don't like what I say, tough.
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 4:20:36 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
ill date u worst poster


I don't date dudes

be open
try new things
experiment with your sexuality


Never
GenericGuy
09/24/18 4:21:37 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
ill date u worst poster


I don't date dudes

be open
try new things
experiment with your sexuality


Never

be alone then
don't cry to me when youre dying a virgin
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I am not afraid to express my opinions, no matter how unconventional they may be.
I don't apologise for doing so. If you don't like what I say, tough.
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 4:23:03 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
ill date u worst poster


I don't date dudes

be open
try new things
experiment with your sexuality


Never

be alone then
don't cry to me when youre dying a virgin


Why the hell would I cry to you?

It's your parents fault that they gave you the wrong sex chromosome.
GenericGuy
09/24/18 4:24:16 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
ill date u worst poster


I don't date dudes

be open
try new things
experiment with your sexuality


Never

be alone then
don't cry to me when youre dying a virgin


Why the hell would I cry to you?

It's your parents fault that they gave you the wrong sex chromosome.

I gave you the offer and you rejected it, no second chances.
And I am straight also, but unlike you am willing to try new things.
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I don't apologise for doing so. If you don't like what I say, tough.
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 4:25:01 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
ill date u worst poster


I don't date dudes

be open
try new things
experiment with your sexuality


Never

be alone then
don't cry to me when youre dying a virgin


Why the hell would I cry to you?

It's your parents fault that they gave you the wrong sex chromosome.

I gave you the offer and you rejected it, no second chances.
And I am straight also, but unlike you am willing to try new things.


You're not a girl, so no.
GenericGuy
09/24/18 4:37:11 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
You're not a girl, so no.

pathetic
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 4:37:42 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
You're not a girl, so no.

pathetic


How am I pathetic?
GenericGuy
09/24/18 4:38:37 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
You're not a girl, so no.

pathetic


How am I pathetic?

I think a better question would be, how are you not pathetic?
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I am not afraid to express my opinions, no matter how unconventional they may be.
I don't apologise for doing so. If you don't like what I say, tough.
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 4:39:34 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
You're not a girl, so no.

pathetic


How am I pathetic?

I think a better question would be, how are you not pathetic?


You see, the more pathetic I am, the closer I get to the underflow point. Once I get past -127 patheticness, I become the most awesome guy ever.
GenericGuy
09/24/18 4:44:42 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
You're not a girl, so no.

pathetic


How am I pathetic?

I think a better question would be, how are you not pathetic?


You see, the more pathetic I am, the closer I get to the underflow point. Once I get past -127 patheticness, I become the most awesome guy ever.

Actually, we run in 64 bits around here, so you'll have to drop to -9,223,372,036,854,775,807 patheticness in order to become awesome again. Even you can't come close to that.
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 5:01:57 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
You're not a girl, so no.

pathetic


How am I pathetic?

I think a better question would be, how are you not pathetic?


You see, the more pathetic I am, the closer I get to the underflow point. Once I get past -127 patheticness, I become the most awesome guy ever.

Actually, we run in 64 bits around here, so you'll have to drop to -9,223,372,036,854,775,807 patheticness in order to become awesome again. Even you can't come close to that.


It's still 8-Bit you dunce
Aculo
09/24/18 5:04:28 PM
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dude, you've been posting here forever. aren't you in your 30's by now? why the fuck are you still in a calculus class?
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 5:05:58 PM
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Aculo posted...
dude, you've been posting here forever. aren't you in your 30's by now? why the fuck are you still in a calculus class?


28.

I am going for my second Associate's Degree before getting a Bachelor's in both.
GenericGuy
09/24/18 5:07:53 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
You're not a girl, so no.

pathetic


How am I pathetic?

I think a better question would be, how are you not pathetic?


You see, the more pathetic I am, the closer I get to the underflow point. Once I get past -127 patheticness, I become the most awesome guy ever.

Actually, we run in 64 bits around here, so you'll have to drop to -9,223,372,036,854,775,807 patheticness in order to become awesome again. Even you can't come close to that.


It's still 8-Bit you dunce

I'm sorry you aren't as advanced as I.
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I don't apologise for doing so. If you don't like what I say, tough.
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 5:11:58 PM
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GenericGuy posted...

I'm sorry you aren't as advanced as I.


Maybe not technologically, but my software is funner.
GenericGuy
09/24/18 5:12:28 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...

I'm sorry you aren't as advanced as I.


Maybe not technologically, but my software is funner.

"funner"
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I am not afraid to express my opinions, no matter how unconventional they may be.
I don't apologise for doing so. If you don't like what I say, tough.
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 5:13:38 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...

I'm sorry you aren't as advanced as I.


Maybe not technologically, but my software is funner.

"funner"


You see how there are no red squiggly lines under "funner"?

Therefore, it is a perfectly cromulent word.
GenericGuy
09/24/18 5:15:15 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...

I'm sorry you aren't as advanced as I.


Maybe not technologically, but my software is funner.

"funner"


You see how there are no red squiggly lines under "funner"?

Therefore, it is a perfectly cromulent word.

"funner"
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I am not afraid to express my opinions, no matter how unconventional they may be.
I don't apologise for doing so. If you don't like what I say, tough.
GenericGuy
09/24/18 5:16:50 PM
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fucking funner
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funner
TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 5:20:00 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...

I'm sorry you aren't as advanced as I.


Maybe not technologically, but my software is funner.

"funner"


You see how there are no red squiggly lines under "funner"?

Therefore, it is a perfectly cromulent word.

"funner"


GenericGuy posted...
fucking funner


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/funner
GenericGuy
09/24/18 5:22:39 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
GenericGuy posted...

I'm sorry you aren't as advanced as I.


Maybe not technologically, but my software is funner.

"funner"


You see how there are no red squiggly lines under "funner"?

Therefore, it is a perfectly cromulent word.

"funner"


GenericGuy posted...
fucking funner


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/funner

lmfao "funner"
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 8:20:40 PM
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Now what do I do?
green dragon
09/24/18 8:23:03 PM
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>girl in calculus
>cute girl

pick one
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TheWorstPoster
09/24/18 8:23:45 PM
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green dragon posted...
>girl in calculus
>cute girl

pick one


They both are cute. Older one is cuter than younger one, but I liked both of them.

But both are unavailable :(
wwinterj25
09/24/18 8:42:41 PM
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babynames
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