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MannerSaurus
10/11/18 12:31:41 AM
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Do her ears pop? Quickly men, this is urgent.
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Andromicus
10/11/18 12:32:37 AM
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Get your mind out of your ass
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 12:33:46 AM
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I had a girl fart on me when I was eating her out once

She got hella embarrassed and tried to be like okay fuck me now and even though it was gross I pulled her legs in and kept eating her out till she came and forgot

It was funny tho
MannerSaurus
10/11/18 12:35:40 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I had a girl fart on me when I was eating her out once

She got hella embarrassed and tried to be like okay fuck me now and even though it was gross I pulled her legs in and kept eating her out till she came and forgot

It was funny tho


I would totally let a girl fart in my mouth. But that still doesn't answer my question.
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 12:44:42 AM
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She didnt fart in my mouth, the anus is below the vagina
MannerSaurus
10/11/18 12:46:12 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
She didnt fart in my mouth, the anus is below the vagina


Oh, I know. I was just making conversation.
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xjayguyx
10/11/18 12:49:00 AM
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Never had that happen so can't comment on it. However I was doubling a girl with a dildo ( her on top and dildo in her butt ) and she pooped a bit.. stopped, had a shower and then continued. Bum play can get messy!

Sex toy *
LinkPizza
10/11/18 12:50:28 AM
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xjayguyx posted...
Never had that happen so can't comment on it. However I was doubling a girl with a dildo ( her on top and dildo in her butt ) and she pooped a bit.. stopped, had a shower and then continued. Bum play can get messy!

Sex toy *

You gotta prepare. Like using an enema...
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wwinterj25
10/11/18 1:03:35 AM
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xjayguyx
10/11/18 1:18:17 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
xjayguyx posted...
Never had that happen so can't comment on it. However I was doubling a girl with a dildo ( her on top and dildo in her butt ) and she pooped a bit.. stopped, had a shower and then continued. Bum play can get messy!

Sex toy *

You gotta prepare. Like using an enema...


Ya that would be best but I've rarely had any issues other than that one time.
MannerSaurus
10/11/18 4:28:59 PM
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Bump.
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ReturnOfFa
10/11/18 7:55:41 PM
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I know somebody who asked a girl to fart on his dick once.
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MannerSaurus
10/11/18 8:12:06 PM
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ReturnOfFa posted...
I know somebody who asked a girl to fart on his dick once.


Sweet.....
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green dragon
10/11/18 8:22:28 PM
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if my fiancee ever farts in front of me I'm dumping her
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xjayguyx
10/11/18 8:23:15 PM
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green dragon posted...
if my fiancee ever farts in front of me I'm dumping her


What she like a 2-3 out of 10?
Doctor Foxx
10/11/18 8:29:06 PM
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I'm a person of taste and I only like it when women fart on cakes, thank you very much
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GreenKnight127
10/11/18 8:32:10 PM
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I never understood why any reasonably intelligent, heterosexual man would ever feel the need to engage in anal with a woman.

Anal is disgusting.

Exit only.

Seriously. Who wants to smell shit while having sex?

Awww, did I just trigger some of you anal lovers on this board? lmao

"It only stinks if she didn't clean!"---random idiot #1
"My girlfriend bleaches her asshole!"---random idiot #2
"It feels so much better than vagina!"---random idiot #3
"You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant!"---random idiot #4....(okay, this idiot might have a sliiiight point. But if you are really THAT worried about getting her pregnant, why not just wrap it up, dumbass? Or oral. Or other birth control. Or just play Mario Kart.)

When it comes to anal, I've always looked at it this way: Why would you even bother to eat at that restaurant when there's a much better place right around the corner?

;)

Besides, I don't think I've met a single woman alive who genuinely likes anal. It's like taking a shit....but backwards. Not always pleasant. Gotta loosen her up. A lot. If she is already loose....that's nasty in and of itself. If she likes it....that's kinda disturbing and speaks volumes of her whoredom.

I dunno. Personally, I've noticed that the types of guys who are obsessed with anal, are the types of guys who are also overly aggressive frat bros who are running from their own, deep-seeded homosexual desires.

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you by my thoughts? Because I'm gunna guess some of you are at a 15 right now. LoL!
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 8:36:53 PM
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Im not a big fan of anal, but I have met girls who love it.

Either way, anybody who cares that much about somebody elses fetish needs to take a long look at themselves and ask, why does this upset me so much?
GreenKnight127
10/11/18 8:42:26 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Im not a big fan of anal, but I have met girls who love it.

Either way, anybody who cares that much about somebody elses fetish needs to take a long look at themselves and ask, why does this upset me so much?


I'm not upset by people who choose to engage in anal. I personally just think it's gross and pointless and explained why I feel that way.

*shrug*

There's a muuuuuuch better place right around the corner. But, I guess if you prefer the smell and taste of shit during love-making.......have at it, cowboy.

lmao
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ReturnOfFa
10/11/18 8:44:27 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
I never understood why any reasonably intelligent, heterosexual man would ever feel the need to engage in anal with a woman.

Anal is disgusting.

Exit only.

Seriously. Who wants to smell shit while having sex?

Awww, did I just trigger some of you anal lovers on this board? lmao

"It only stinks if she didn't clean!"---random idiot #1
"My girlfriend bleaches her asshole!"---random idiot #2
"It feels so much better than vagina!"---random idiot #3
"You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant!"---random idiot #4....(okay, this idiot might have a sliiiight point. But if you are really THAT worried about getting her pregnant, why not just wrap it up, dumbass? Or oral. Or other birth control. Or just play Mario Kart.)

When it comes to anal, I've always looked at it this way: Why would you even bother to eat at that restaurant when there's a much better place right around the corner?

;)

Besides, I don't think I've met a single woman alive who genuinely likes anal. It's like taking a shit....but backwards. Not always pleasant. Gotta loosen her up. A lot. If she is already loose....that's nasty in and of itself. If she likes it....that's kinda disturbing and speaks volumes of her whoredom.

I dunno. Personally, I've noticed that the types of guys who are obsessed with anal, are the types of guys who are also overly aggressive frat bros who are running from their own, deep-seeded homosexual desires.

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you by my thoughts? Because I'm gunna guess some of you are at a 15 right now. LoL!

I don't think you're necessarily a homosexual if you enjoy partaking in the giving OR receiving of anal sex. Most people don't keep their ass very clean. Some folks do. Those people likely partake in anal. It can provide some fun big orgasms. Totally makes sense for folks not to wish to explore more of their sexuality, but have the brain power to realize that other people like other things, and you don't need to overlay some Freudian BS-think overtop of it to 'understand' it.
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GreenKnight127
10/11/18 8:54:51 PM
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Putting it in someone's butt isn't "exploring more of their sexuality". It's just putting your dick in a dirtier hole.

Don't make anal sound so poetic. LMAO
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 9:02:10 PM
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You dont have to follow everything you post with LOL or LMAO
GreenKnight127
10/11/18 9:10:00 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
You dont have to follow everything you post with LOL or LMAO


7/10 triggered by my initial post.

LMAO
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GreenKnight127
10/11/18 9:13:08 PM
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This thread, summarized:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4BD6vHLP2g" data-time="&start=36

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Flappers
10/11/18 9:22:35 PM
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Andromicus posted...
Get your mind out of your ass

More like...get your mind out of her ass!
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IronicFool
10/11/18 9:26:52 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you by my thoughts? Because I'm gonna guess some of you are at a 15 right now. LoL!


You sure wrote a lot about something other people like that you projected a homosexual tendency onto. Perhaps you are projecting a bit more than that?

https://imgur.com/BKSYDzB
CacciatoPart3
10/11/18 9:28:45 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
You dont have to follow everything you post with LOL or LMAO

This is also the dude that made those topics about hypothetical situations with underage girls
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GreenKnight127
10/11/18 9:31:07 PM
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IronicFool posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you by my thoughts? Because I'm gonna guess some of you are at a 15 right now. LoL!


You sure wrote a lot about something other people like that you projected a homosexual tendency onto. Perhaps you are projecting a bit more than that?

https://imgur.com/BKSYDzB


9/10 triggered
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GreenKnight127
10/11/18 9:38:24 PM
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CacciatoPart3 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
You dont have to follow everything you post with LOL or LMAO

This is also the dude that made those topics about hypothetical situations with underage girls


Ohhh Cacciato. You still think people on here care about me and my old threads. Cute.

Are you okay?

You realize I don't care what anyone on here thinks of me, right? It's an anonymous message board for a reason. You guys have absolutely no bearing on my real life. Just usernames on a screen, many of which I don't even glance at when posting and replying.

Sent you a private message, chum. I highly recommend checking it out.
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green dragon
10/11/18 9:45:14 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
Sent you a private message, chum. I highly recommend checking it out.

is it a pic of you having anal sex?
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IronicFool
10/11/18 10:01:10 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
9/10 triggered


Nah I actually agree with you. Don't understand the obsession with anal, doesn't appeal to me personally. But I also don't write diatribes about it.
MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 10:04:11 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
CacciatoPart3 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
You dont have to follow everything you post with LOL or LMAO

This is also the dude that made those topics about hypothetical situations with underage girls


Ohhh Cacciato. You still think people on here care about me and my old threads. Cute.

Are you okay?

You realize I don't care what anyone on here thinks of me, right? It's an anonymous message board for a reason. You guys have absolutely no bearing on my real life. Just usernames on a screen, many of which I don't even glance at when posting and replying.

Sent you a private message, chum. I highly recommend checking it out.

Didnt end post with LMAO or LOL

Checkmate
GreenKnight127
10/11/18 10:07:46 PM
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So much butthurt on this thread (LOL) just because I expressed my dislike of anal.

All the triggering!!!!!

You guys really need to.....loosen up.

;)

They make lubes for that. Which I'm sure most of you buttlovers are familiar with. Running around with your little stinky poop wieners.

LMAO
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 11:16:40 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
So much butthurt on this thread (LOL) just because I expressed my dislike of anal.

All the triggering!!!!!

You guys really need to.....loosen up.

;)

They make lubes for that. Which I'm sure most of you buttlovers are familiar with. Running around with your little stinky poop wieners.

LMAO

LMAO



Im CRYING
CacciatoPart3
10/11/18 11:21:33 PM
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His PMs are fuckin weird too. Explains his pedo obsession.
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DocDelicious
10/11/18 11:26:31 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
I'm a person of taste and I only like it when women fart on cakes, thank you very much

Real talk, cake sitting is hot as fuck.
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GreenKnight127
10/11/18 11:53:31 PM
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CacciatoPart3 posted...
His PMs are fuckin weird too. Explains his pedo obsession.


Show me any evidence of pedo. And provide full context. Otherwise yer just talking out of your ass, as usual.

I'll wait.
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GreenKnight127
10/11/18 11:54:08 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
So much butthurt on this thread (LOL) just because I expressed my dislike of anal.

All the triggering!!!!!

You guys really need to.....loosen up.

;)

They make lubes for that. Which I'm sure most of you buttlovers are familiar with. Running around with your little stinky poop wieners.

LMAO

LMAO



Im CRYING


You mean her BUTT is crying. Poop tears. Watery diarrhea poop tears.
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MICHALECOLE
10/11/18 11:55:09 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
So much butthurt on this thread (LOL) just because I expressed my dislike of anal.

All the triggering!!!!!

You guys really need to.....loosen up.

;)

They make lubes for that. Which I'm sure most of you buttlovers are familiar with. Running around with your little stinky poop wieners.

LMAO

LMAO



Im CRYING


You mean her BUTT is crying. Poop tears. Watery diarrhea poop tears.



LMAO

So LIT fam
wwinterj25
10/12/18 12:24:39 AM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
Awww, did I just trigger some of you anal lovers on this board? lmao


You literally made a shitpost. Well done.

GreenKnight127 posted...
It's like taking a shit....but backwards.


Ah so you're a bottom then? Nice.
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wolfy42
10/12/18 2:11:28 AM
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What.....What!!????
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GreenKnight127
10/12/18 5:01:06 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
So much butthurt on this thread (LOL) just because I expressed my dislike of anal.

All the triggering!!!!!

You guys really need to.....loosen up.

;)

They make lubes for that. Which I'm sure most of you buttlovers are familiar with. Running around with your little stinky poop wieners.

LMAO

LMAO



Im CRYING


You mean her BUTT is crying. Poop tears. Watery diarrhea poop tears.



LMAO

So LIT fam


You indeed LIT a match, to hide the scent of all the anal from your FAM bam.

ROTFLMAO
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Mead
10/12/18 5:04:03 AM
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This is all I have to contribute to this topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQx-KM2w7I" data-time="

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GreenKnight127
10/12/18 5:05:10 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
Awww, did I just trigger some of you anal lovers on this board? lmao


You literally made a shitpost. Well done.


Hahaha anal shit. Like a chocolate milkshake explosion when you sick dogs pull put of the poor lady who had Taco Bell for dinner.

Ah so you're a bottom then? Nice.


Um, are you insinuating that you want to rape me? That's wrong on so many levels.
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Metalsonic66
10/12/18 10:07:45 AM
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I like where this thread is going.
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IronicFool
10/12/18 2:35:56 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
Um, are you insinuating that you want to rape me? That's wrong on so many levels.


Good one.

Metalsonic66 posted...
I like where this thread is going.


I bet you do. Thank TC, this was undoubtedly his plan all along. And thank GreenKnight too, she really drove the point home.
thekingoftown
10/12/18 3:05:42 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
So much butthurt on this thread (LOL) just because I expressed my dislike of anal.

All the triggering!!!!!

You guys really need to.....loosen up.

;)

They make lubes for that. Which I'm sure most of you buttlovers are familiar with. Running around with your little stinky poop wieners.

LMAO

LMAO



Im CRYING


You mean her BUTT is crying. Poop tears. Watery diarrhea poop tears.


She probably should add some more fiber to her diet then
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Krazy_Kirby
10/12/18 4:12:44 PM
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MannerSaurus posted...
ReturnOfFa posted...
I know somebody who asked a girl to fart on his dick once.


Sweet.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkYDuOl6kfU" data-time="

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GreenKnight127
10/12/18 4:31:39 PM
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thekingoftown posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
GreenKnight127 posted...
So much butthurt on this thread (LOL) just because I expressed my dislike of anal.

All the triggering!!!!!

You guys really need to.....loosen up.

;)

They make lubes for that. Which I'm sure most of you buttlovers are familiar with. Running around with your little stinky poop wieners.

LMAO

LMAO



Im CRYING


You mean her BUTT is crying. Poop tears. Watery diarrhea poop tears.


She probably should add some more fiber to her diet then


Yeah, I bet if she ate wood chips and then pooped while you were plowing her poop shute, you'd get splinters on yer poopy pecker.
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KrissVector
10/12/18 7:32:25 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
I never understood why any reasonably intelligent, heterosexual man would ever feel the need to engage in anal with a woman.

Anal is disgusting.

Exit only.

Seriously. Who wants to smell shit while having sex?

Awww, did I just trigger some of you anal lovers on this board? lmao

"It only stinks if she didn't clean!"---random idiot #1
"My girlfriend bleaches her asshole!"---random idiot #2
"It feels so much better than vagina!"---random idiot #3
"You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant!"---random idiot #4....(okay, this idiot might have a sliiiight point. But if you are really THAT worried about getting her pregnant, why not just wrap it up, dumbass? Or oral. Or other birth control. Or just play Mario Kart.)

When it comes to anal, I've always looked at it this way: Why would you even bother to eat at that restaurant when there's a much better place right around the corner?

;)

Besides, I don't think I've met a single woman alive who genuinely likes anal. It's like taking a shit....but backwards. Not always pleasant. Gotta loosen her up. A lot. If she is already loose....that's nasty in and of itself. If she likes it....that's kinda disturbing and speaks volumes of her whoredom.

I dunno. Personally, I've noticed that the types of guys who are obsessed with anal, are the types of guys who are also overly aggressive frat bros who are running from their own, deep-seeded homosexual desires.

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you by my thoughts? Because I'm gunna guess some of you are at a 15 right now. LoL!


The only one triggered here is you lol
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