Poll of the Day > If you're doing a girl in the butt and she has to fart

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JimCarrysToe 10/12/18 8:09:15 PM #52:	GreenKnight127 posted... I never understood why any reasonably intelligent, heterosexual man would ever feel the need to engage in anal with a woman. Anal is disgusting. Exit only. Seriously. Who wants to smell shit while having sex? Awww, did I just trigger some of you anal lovers on this board? lmao "It only stinks if she didn't clean!"---random idiot #1 "My girlfriend bleaches her asshole!"---random idiot #2 "It feels so much better than vagina!"---random idiot #3 "You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant!"---random idiot #4....(okay, this idiot might have a sliiiight point. But if you are really THAT worried about getting her pregnant, why not just wrap it up, dumbass? Or oral. Or other birth control. Or just play Mario Kart.) When it comes to anal, I've always looked at it this way: Why would you even bother to eat at that restaurant when there's a much better place right around the corner? ;) Besides, I don't think I've met a single woman alive who genuinely likes anal. It's like taking a shit....but backwards. Not always pleasant. Gotta loosen her up. A lot. If she is already loose....that's nasty in and of itself. If she likes it....that's kinda disturbing and speaks volumes of her whoredom. I dunno. Personally, I've noticed that the types of guys who are obsessed with anal, are the types of guys who are also overly aggressive frat bros who are running from their own, deep-seeded homosexual desires. So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you by my thoughts? Because I'm gunna guess some of you are at a 15 right now. LoL! Hey fuck you man I'm not a whore! Trigger lvl 16 --- kiss balloon pop Woops, now you're pregnant. I feel so out of place here.... <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:910430140] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>GreenKnight127 posted...</cite> <quote>I never understood why any reasonably intelligent, heterosexual man would ever feel the need to engage in anal with a woman. Anal is disgusting. Exit only. Seriously. Who wants to smell shit while having sex? Awww, did I just trigger some of you anal lovers on this board? lmao "It only stinks if she didn't clean!"---random idiot #1 "My girlfriend bleaches her asshole!"---random idiot #2 "It feels so much better than vagina!"---random idiot #3 "You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant!"---random idiot #4....(okay, this idiot might have a sliiiight point. But if you are really THAT worried about getting her pregnant, why not just wrap it up, dumbass? Or oral. Or other birth control. Or just play Mario Kart.) When it comes to anal, I've always looked at it this way: Why would you even bother to eat at that restaurant when there's a much better place right around the corner? ;) Besides, I don't think I've met a single woman alive who genuinely likes anal. It's like taking a shit....but backwards. Not always pleasant. Gotta loosen her up. A lot. If she is already loose....that's nasty in and of itself. If she likes it....that's kinda disturbing and speaks volumes of her whoredom. I dunno. Personally, I've noticed that the types of guys who are obsessed with anal, are the types of guys who are also overly aggressive frat bros who are running from their own, deep-seeded homosexual desires. So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you by my thoughts? Because I'm gunna guess some of you are at a 15 right now. LoL!</quote> Hey fuck you man I'm not a whore! Trigger lvl 16</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronicFool 10/12/18 8:11:29 PM #53:	JimCarrysToe posted... Hey fuck you man I'm not a whore! Pfft I'm a whore. <cite>IronicFool posted [p:910430242] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>JimCarrysToe posted...</cite> <quote>Hey fuck you man I'm not a whore! </quote> Pfft I'm a whore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreenKnight127 10/13/18 12:26:19 AM #54:	All the anal triggering!!! I love that I can hold so much power on this board. --- ~Gamefaqs logic: Q: If it's so obviously a troll topic...why are you responding to it? A: "Because I have to tell them it's a troll topic!" facepalm <cite>GreenKnight127 posted [p:910441254] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote>All the anal triggering!!! I love that I can hold so much power on this board.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 10/13/18 1:06:32 AM #55:	GreenKnight127 posted... Um, are you insinuating that you want to rape me? That's wrong on so many levels. Thankfully not. I am however insinuating that you're well versed in a anal sex due to describing how it feels thus you're being hypocritical. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:910442644] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>GreenKnight127 posted...</cite> <quote>Um, are you insinuating that you want to rape me? That's wrong on so many levels.</quote> Thankfully not. I am however insinuating that you're well versed in a anal sex due to describing how it feels thus you're being hypocritical.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreenKnight127 10/13/18 5:50:58 AM #56:	wwinterj25 posted... GreenKnight127 posted... Um, are you insinuating that you want to rape me? That's wrong on so many levels. Thankfully not. I am however insinuating that you're well versed in a anal sex due to describing how it feels thus you're being hypocritical. Does it really give you splinters if she eats woodchips first? --- ~Gamefaqs logic: Q: If it's so obviously a troll topic...why are you responding to it? A: "Because I have to tell them it's a troll topic!" facepalm <cite>GreenKnight127 posted [p:910448790] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GreenKnight127 posted...</cite> <quote>Um, are you insinuating that you want to rape me? That's wrong on so many levels.</quote> Thankfully not. I am however insinuating that you're well versed in a anal sex due to describing how it feels thus you're being hypocritical.</quote> Does it really give you splinters if she eats woodchips first?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xjayguyx 10/13/18 7:50:20 AM #57:	wwinterj25 posted... Why post? You obviously have no idea about even kissing a girl let alone doing a girl or further. <cite>xjayguyx posted [p:910450583] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote> </quote> Why post? You obviously have no idea about even kissing a girl let alone doing a girl or further.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 10/13/18 3:18:18 PM #58:	GreenKnight127 posted... Does it really give you splinters if she eats woodchips first? I hear eating sweetcorn can have that effect. xjayguyx posted... Why post? You obviously have no idea about even kissing a girl let alone doing a girl or further. How does it feel to be wrong? I can only assume the weed has rotted your brain so much that you're now typing the things you see as fact when they are not even real. Get help man. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:910466273] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>GreenKnight127 posted...</cite> <quote>Does it really give you splinters if she eats woodchips first?</quote> I hear eating sweetcorn can have that effect. <cite>xjayguyx posted...</cite> <quote>Why post? You obviously have no idea about even kissing a girl let alone doing a girl or further.</quote> How does it feel to be wrong? I can only assume the weed has rotted your brain so much that you're now typing the things you see as fact when they are not even real. Get help man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALCOLE 10/13/18 5:34:10 PM #59:	This topic got me warned again <cite>MICHALCOLE posted [p:910472407] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote>This topic got me warned again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 10/13/18 5:47:20 PM #60:	I seriously considered remaking the song "Sounds of Silence" starting with Hello buttsex my old friend instead of Hello darkness my old friend, for GreenKnight, but....didn't know if she would appreciate it or just get mad...so I didn't...but it was close. Coulda been funny, but half the time only I think it's funny so not much point. ..... ........ Ok, maybe more than half the time sigh --- "did you steal my f**in signature" Helly <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:910472953] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote>I seriously considered remaking the song "Sounds of Silence" starting with Hello buttsex my old friend instead of Hello darkness my old friend, for GreenKnight, but....didn't know if she would appreciate it or just get mad...so I didn't...but it was close. Coulda been funny, but half the time only I think it's funny so not much point. ..... ........ Ok, maybe more than half the time sigh*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 10/13/18 5:50:25 PM #61:	This green knight guy has to be an alt No way thats a real person --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:910473085] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote>This green knight guy has to be an alt No way thats a real person</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreenKnight127 10/13/18 6:22:57 PM #62:	Mead posted... This green knight guy has to be an alt No way thats a real person Why do people on gamefaqs immediately assume someone is an "alt" just because they start posting on a board they aren't a regular at? You do realize the internet is a very large place with millions of people in it, right? Eventually you are going to meet new and strange people. Doesn't immediately mean they are an alt of someone. This account is Ancient. And I've contributed several reviews. Wouldn't an alt be a relatively new user who doesn't contribute shit? lol speaking of shit............ DAT ANAL, BRUH!!!! lmao --- ~Gamefaqs logic: Q: If it's so obviously a troll topic...why are you responding to it? A: "Because I have to tell them it's a troll topic!" facepalm <cite>GreenKnight127 posted [p:910474567] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>This green knight guy has to be an alt No way thats a real person</quote> Why do people on gamefaqs immediately assume someone is an "alt" just because they start posting on a board they aren't a regular at? You do realize the internet is a very large place with millions of people in it, right? Eventually you are going to meet new and strange people. Doesn't immediately mean they are an alt of someone. This account is Ancient. And I've contributed several reviews. Wouldn't an alt be a relatively new user who doesn't contribute shit? lol speaking of shit............ DAT ANAL, BRUH!!!! lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 10/13/18 7:32:38 PM #63:	GreenKnight127 posted... Why do people on gamefaqs immediately assume someone is an "alt" just because they start posting on a board they aren't a regular at? it's not because you're new, it's because of your garbage personality --- Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot. <cite>green dragon posted [p:910477822] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>GreenKnight127 posted...</cite> <quote>Why do people on gamefaqs immediately assume someone is an "alt" just because they start posting on a board they aren't a regular at?</quote> it's not because you're new, it's because of your garbage personality</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sveksii 10/13/18 7:44:14 PM #64:	I always wonder about the people who say they aren't triggered, yet they post long winded replies and feel the need to aggressively attack anyone that replies to them. Are they just trolling, or do they seriously lack the self awareness and not realize that they're the ones probably being triggered? It's hard to tell these days... <cite>sveksii posted [p:910478360] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote>I always wonder about the people who say they aren't triggered, yet they post long winded replies and feel the need to aggressively attack anyone that replies to them. Are they just trolling, or do they seriously lack the self awareness and not realize that they're the ones probably being triggered? It's hard to tell these days...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 10/13/18 7:55:58 PM #65:	sveksii posted... I always wonder about the people who say they aren't triggered, yet they post long winded replies and feel the need to aggressively attack anyone that replies to them. Are they just trolling, or do they seriously lack the self awareness and not realize that they're the ones probably being triggered? It's hard to tell these days... They wake up triggered and look for a reason --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:910478974] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>sveksii posted...</cite> <quote>I always wonder about the people who say they aren't triggered, yet they post long winded replies and feel the need to aggressively attack anyone that replies to them. Are they just trolling, or do they seriously lack the self awareness and not realize that they're the ones probably being triggered? It's hard to tell these days...</quote> They wake up triggered and look for a reason</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GreenKnight127 10/13/18 8:07:04 PM #66:	green dragon posted... GreenKnight127 posted... Why do people on gamefaqs immediately assume someone is an "alt" just because they start posting on a board they aren't a regular at? it's not because you're new, it's because of your garbage personality What exactly is garbage about my personality? And if it's so garbage, why don't you just add me to your ignore list? Clearly I've triggered you in the past, so why tolerate me? And please, for the love of God, don't give me some bullshit excuse like, "I find your idiocy entertaining." My signature exists for a reason. People like you. LOL --- ~Gamefaqs logic: Q: If it's so obviously a troll topic...why are you responding to it? A: "Because I have to tell them it's a troll topic!" facepalm <cite>GreenKnight127 posted [p:910479513] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GreenKnight127 posted...</cite> <quote>Why do people on gamefaqs immediately assume someone is an "alt" just because they start posting on a board they aren't a regular at?</quote> it's not because you're new, it's because of your garbage personality</quote> What exactly is garbage about my personality? And if it's so garbage, why don't you just add me to your ignore list? Clearly I've triggered you in the past, so why tolerate me? And please, for the love of God, don't give me some bullshit excuse like, "I find your idiocy entertaining." My signature exists for a reason. People like you. LOL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 10/13/18 9:07:55 PM #67:	GreenKnight127 posted... green dragon posted... GreenKnight127 posted... Why do people on gamefaqs immediately assume someone is an "alt" just because they start posting on a board they aren't a regular at? it's not because you're new, it's because of your garbage personality What exactly is garbage about my personality? And if it's so garbage, why don't you just add me to your ignore list? Clearly I've triggered you in the past, so why tolerate me? And please, for the love of God, don't give me some bullshit excuse like, "I find your idiocy entertaining." My signature exists for a reason. People like you. LOL I wasn't clear. I could not care about what other people post. This is just a gaming website that doesn't really have much significance on my life. I'm assuming other people don't like your personality/gimmick. That's why people get accused of being an alt. --- Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot. <cite>green dragon posted [p:910482282] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>GreenKnight127 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GreenKnight127 posted...</cite> <quote>Why do people on gamefaqs immediately assume someone is an "alt" just because they start posting on a board they aren't a regular at?</quote> it's not because you're new, it's because of your garbage personality</quote> What exactly is garbage about my personality? And if it's so garbage, why don't you just add me to your ignore list? Clearly I've triggered you in the past, so why tolerate me? And please, for the love of God, don't give me some bullshit excuse like, "I find your idiocy entertaining." My signature exists for a reason. People like you. LOL</quote> I wasn't clear. I could not care about what other people post. This is just a gaming website that doesn't really have much significance on my life. I'm assuming other people don't like your personality/gimmick. That's why people get accused of being an alt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 10/13/18 9:10:14 PM #68:	What exactly is garbage about my personality? where to even begin --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:910482402] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><quote>What exactly is garbage about my personality?</quote> where to even begin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 10/13/18 11:51:14 PM #69:	MICHALCOLE posted... This topic got me warned again green dragon posted... it's not because you're new, it's because of your garbage personality True. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:910490181] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>MICHALCOLE posted...</cite> <quote>This topic got me warned again </quote> <cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>it's not because you're new, it's because of your garbage personality</quote> True.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CacciatoPart3 10/13/18 11:57:42 PM #70:	sveksii posted... I always wonder about the people who say they aren't triggered, yet they post long winded replies and feel the need to aggressively attack anyone that replies to them. Are they just trolling, or do they seriously lack the self awareness and not realize that they're the ones probably being triggered? It's hard to tell these days... Its prett common with this guy, which is sad. And thats not even touching his obsession with PMing people about calling him out on it. --- "Why the f* do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fing gay. I love p***, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy" - Nomak54/-Komaiko54- <cite>CacciatoPart3 posted [p:910490514] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>sveksii posted...</cite> <quote>I always wonder about the people who say they aren't triggered, yet they post long winded replies and feel the need to aggressively attack anyone that replies to them. Are they just trolling, or do they seriously lack the self awareness and not realize that they're the ones probably being triggered? It's hard to tell these days...</quote> Its prett common with this guy, which is sad. And thats not even touching his obsession with PMing people about calling him out on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 10/14/18 11:31:04 AM #71:	green dragon posted... if my fiancee ever farts in front of me I'm dumping her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FENbp9hex4" data-time="&start=6 --- I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:910508073] in If you're ... [t:77087098]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>if my fiancee ever farts in front of me I'm dumping her</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FENbp9hex4" data-time="&start=6</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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