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lihlih
10/12/18 11:44:55 AM
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How did you ween your kid off of the boob/bottle/pacifier/etc...?

We're trying to ween our daughter off of the boob, and she was nonstop crying until about 4:30 in the morning. I really need to sleep, so I can't have too much more of this.
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TexasZea
10/12/18 11:48:44 AM
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maybe she was crying because her father is a ghost
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neonreaper
10/12/18 11:49:49 AM
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I really need to sleep, so I can't have too much more of this.

basically just give up on this dream
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Shaduln
10/12/18 11:55:55 AM
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3 months old, I have no answer yet.

Also

TexasZea posted...
maybe she was crying because her father is a ghost

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lihlih
10/12/18 12:00:35 PM
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neonreaper posted...
I really need to sleep, so I can't have too much more of this.

basically just give up on this dream


But sleeping is like my favorite activity....D:

Shaduln posted...
3 months old, I have no answer yet.

Also

TexasZea posted...
maybe she was crying because her father is a ghost


I don't even recognize you guys. How do you even know of the events that took place almost 10 years ago?
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Wreath
10/12/18 12:01:04 PM
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Depends on the age but it's hard the first few nights. Same when you get them to fall asleep on their own. Crying wont hurt them, as sad as it can sound. They will tire out eventually and learn to sleep without it. It's going to be a few rough nights but you have to stick with it. When he/she is restless and looking for pacifier give her/him a blanket to cuddle and keep reassuring them.

But yeah give up on the sleep dream for at least the first year.
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neonreaper
10/12/18 12:02:29 PM
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How old?

Young babies generally cry when they need something or they feel bad physically, so without any knowledge, it would sound like she's not getting enough formula?

If the child is older (like a year?) then sure, you're just gonna have to deal with it. As long as she's healthy.

Pacifier is a little bit different. You just gotta stop and be firm and the kid will cry and you've just got to let her self-soothe. There are plenty of little tricks and tactics to it, but part of growing up is developing some toughness.
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Wreath
10/12/18 12:04:11 PM
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As a bonus when they are older then you and you SO get to share a bed with a 2 year old and get kicked in the kidneys all night long
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lihlih
10/12/18 12:05:59 PM
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My fiancee never pacifier trained her because she believed in that nipple confusion bullshit. So she's always been sleeping with the nipple in her mouth. She's almost 14 months old now, which I think is way too old to be sleeping with the boob anyway.
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TexasZea
10/12/18 12:06:47 PM
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lihlih posted...
I don't even recognize you guys. How do you even know of the events that took place almost 10 years ago?

we are spirit mediums
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Shaduln
10/12/18 12:10:06 PM
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Board 8 never forgets.
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neonreaper
10/12/18 12:10:51 PM
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moms really mess with each other in terms of breastfeeding. It's a little weird and they have all these mom hormones and feelings about it and stuff.

I guess I'd give her a pacifier and then take that away in a year.
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Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
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neonreaper
10/12/18 12:11:34 PM
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Shaduln posted...
Board 8 never forgets.


I never forget to take my biketin, anyway
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Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards.
Wreath
10/12/18 12:11:46 PM
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lihlih posted...
My fiancee never pacifier trained her because she believed in that nipple confusion bullshit. So she's always been sleeping with the nipple in her mouth. She's almost 14 months old now, which I think is way too old to be sleeping with the boob anyway.


Buy a fake boob from an adult toy store then she'll sleep in the crib for starters?
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PrestonStarry2
10/12/18 12:12:31 PM
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Why are there two different topics about babies on the front page of Board 8?
wg64Z
10/12/18 12:14:28 PM
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Start gradually mixing milk and boob milk together with lesser proportions of tit each time in a bottle. Eventually they won't know its 100% cows milk.
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wg64Z
10/12/18 12:14:52 PM
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And also yeah, you gave up sleep when you became a parent. Get rekt.
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lihlih
10/12/18 12:16:02 PM
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neonreaper posted...
Shaduln posted...
Board 8 never forgets.


I never forget to take my biketin, anyway


For my defense, the pronunciation of vicodin doesn't even have an O sound in it. The pronunciation makes it seem like E would fit there.
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neonreaper
10/12/18 12:20:03 PM
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I used to pronounce pesto as "paist-toe" and I still can't say persevere correctly, I'm not judging anyone here.
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Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter: No, Donny. These men are cowards.
Obellisk
10/12/18 12:20:30 PM
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i dont remember how we got them off the bottle and onto a sippy cup. ex never did the breastfeeding thing.

i think we cut the nipples of the bottles so that they flowed faster and that helped the transition to the sippy cup.

So i guess cut your wifes nipples?
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Obellisk
10/12/18 12:21:30 PM
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PrestonStarry2 posted...
Why are there two different topics about babies on the front page of Board 8?


because we are all old now.
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HanOfTheNekos
10/12/18 12:29:27 PM
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so many dads
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Wreath
10/12/18 12:42:46 PM
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Obellisk posted...
PrestonStarry2 posted...
Why are there two different topics about babies on the front page of Board 8?


because we are all old now.


Dont remind me. I'll be 29 soon.

Obellisk posted...
i dont remember how we got them off the bottle and onto a sippy cup. ex never did the breastfeeding thing.

i think we cut the nipples of the bottles so that they flowed faster and that helped the transition to the sippy cup.

So i guess cut your wifes nipples?


Solid advice
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Cold caress and then nothing
Obellisk
10/12/18 12:46:17 PM
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Wreath posted...
Obellisk posted...
PrestonStarry2 posted...
Why are there two different topics about babies on the front page of Board 8?

because we are all old now.

Dont remind me. I'll be 29 soon.


will be 37 soon... and feeling it.
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IfGodCouldDie
10/12/18 12:52:40 PM
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Our son hated the boob, but our daughter loved it. We had to pump for our son, but our daughter wouldn't even look at a bottle until about 7 months and even then wouldn't actually start really using it untill almost 9 months. You might just have a boob baby.
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Wreath
10/12/18 1:13:13 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Our son hated the boob, but our daughter loved it. We had to pump for our son, but our daughter wouldn't even look at a bottle until about 7 months and even then wouldn't actually start really using it untill almost 9 months. You might just have a boob baby.


That's what I'm saying so buy a fake boob then at least you can get her to sleep with it in her crib instead of attached to your wife?
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