Poll of the Day > Are you an NPC?

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Judgmenl
10/13/18 6:12:15 PM
#1:


I know that more than one of you people on here are NPCs. Please speak up.

Of course you won't speak up lol.
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wolfy42
10/13/18 6:13:33 PM
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Would you please go collect 13 mushrooms for me? I need blue mushrooms with small white dots please. Thank you!
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Lokarin
10/13/18 6:16:22 PM
#3:


Some people just ain't playahs... they got no game
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VeeVees
10/13/18 6:16:54 PM
#4:


Good day!
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SunWuKung420
10/13/18 6:17:19 PM
#5:


I'm a PC!
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JOExHIGASHI
10/13/18 6:20:46 PM
#6:


Yep

You cant play me
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Greenfox111
10/13/18 10:19:49 PM
#7:


i definitely have an npc personality type
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WastelandCowboy
10/13/18 10:21:02 PM
#8:


Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
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TheWorstPoster
10/13/18 10:31:01 PM
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Impavid54
10/13/18 10:54:44 PM
#10:


Is this the new phrase to denote the alt left? What does it even mean?

TheWorstPoster posted...
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Boy do I hate these new lame ass "memes." they're just something about them that are just sooo unfunny.
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Firewood18
10/13/18 11:07:29 PM
#11:


I used to be a poster like you...
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TheWorstPoster
10/14/18 10:15:04 AM
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Impavid54 posted...
Is this the new phrase to denote the alt left? What does it even mean?

TheWorstPoster posted...
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Boy do I hate these new lame ass "memes." they're just something about them that are just sooo unfunny.


That is something an NPC would say
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Mead
10/14/18 10:26:57 AM
#13:


Theres another settlement that needs our help
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Blorfenburger
10/14/18 10:49:55 AM
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Impavid54 posted...
Is this the new phrase to denote the alt left? What does it even mean?

TheWorstPoster posted...
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Boy do I hate these new lame ass "memes." they're just something about them that are just sooo unfunny.

I dont understand how this is against specific people
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SKARDAVNELNATE
10/14/18 12:50:51 PM
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I had an odd encounter this morning at Dunkin Donuts where after trying to confirm my order was made with whole milk and sugar I was told plainly that "it's a machiato" as if that answered my question. This prompted a conversation with a friend about the theory that some of the people you meet on a daily basis are NPCs in a simulation just going through dialog trees, and if you deviate from the programed responses they'll error out in a way similar to what had just happened.

I then got to thinking about how often I parrot back someone's greeting when I have no subject for conversation prepared or otherwise go through the typical responses with someone when I hadn't been the one to initiate the conversation.

I might be an NPC.
We all might be NPCs at certain times.
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Krazy_Kirby
10/14/18 12:52:15 PM
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i need four zherva hooves. you will need to kill at least 16 zherva's to collect enough.
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Krazy_Kirby
10/14/18 12:53:49 PM
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Mead posted...
Theres another settlement that needs our help


how the fuck did you hear about that? i was standing next to you, no messenger arrived.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
10/14/18 1:02:16 PM
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Impavid54 posted...
Is this the new phrase to denote the alt left? What does it even mean?

I don't know if the meme originated in politics. I thought it was just about the general non-engagement when interacting with other people. However it does quite well at reflecting the hive mind behavior you see in the political extremes.
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joemodda
10/14/18 1:05:31 PM
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https://imgur.com/vg4Mgr4
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JimCarrysToe
10/14/18 3:20:58 PM
#20:


I'm Lydia, minus the ability to carry more than like five things at a time and I'm just a tad more incompetent.
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I feel so out of place here....
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Krazy_Kirby
10/14/18 3:26:13 PM
#21:


JimCarrysToe posted...
I'm Lydia, minus the ability to carry more than like five things at a time and I'm just a tad more incompetent.


*sighs* "i am sworn to carry your burdens.."

bitch, i'm giving you gear i crafted and dual enchanted. you now have better gear than kings...
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Fierce_Deity_08
10/14/18 4:22:36 PM
#22:


Nope, Im the main protagonist wearing a magical mask.
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pedro45
10/14/18 4:51:13 PM
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Probably, but I could get my own game.
I give out health and advice to make things more enjoyable.
When I go home, you can find me sitting or laying down until the shop opens again.
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Mario_VS_DK
10/14/18 10:32:21 PM
#24:


So what if I am? NPCs are the best written characters.
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Sarcasthma
10/14/18 10:37:59 PM
#25:


SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm a PC!

I wish you were a silent protagonist.
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pedro45
10/16/18 1:57:10 PM
#26:


I like to think I'm a cartoon character as well cause I have so many of the same outfits.
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EvilMegas
10/16/18 2:00:09 PM
#27:


This town has a huge dock!
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wolfy42
10/16/18 2:02:29 PM
#28:


EvilMegas posted...
This town has a huge dock!


Sadly the dock doesn't have lifts or any way to raise. What is the point of a huge dock if you can't get it up!!!
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keyblader1985
10/16/18 2:04:22 PM
#29:


We're out of cream cheese.
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Amuseum
10/16/18 3:52:36 PM
#30:


Can you go into my basement and exterminate those goblinazis? Their buggy eyes and sharp snouts reaaly makes my skin crawl. As a reward, you can have my lucky underwear.
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wolfy42
10/16/18 4:08:04 PM
#31:


Amuseum posted...
Can you go into my basement and exterminate those goblinazis? Their buggy eyes and sharp snouts reaaly makes my skin crawl. As a reward, you can have my lucky underwear.


Also they kidnapped my wife and daughter and are doing unspeakable things to them. Forgot to mention that sorry. Could you grab them while your down there as well?
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EvilMegas
10/16/18 4:26:08 PM
#32:


wolfy42 posted...
EvilMegas posted...
This town has a huge dock!


Sadly the dock doesn't have lifts or any way to raise. What is the point of a huge dock if you can't get it up!!!


This town has a huge dock!
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TheWorstPoster
10/17/18 1:35:15 AM
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TheWorstPoster posted...

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Wonderful.

I invented this emoticon on 4chan a few days ago, and now the mods are blocking it there.

I had ONE chance to create a meme, and it died before it got started.
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Rad_Chad
10/17/18 1:44:46 AM
#34:


wtf is all this npc shit i keep seeing today? it can't be fucking game characters
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WindMouseHanpan
10/17/18 4:06:23 AM
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It's a fine day today. I should go shopping later.
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helIy
10/17/18 4:23:35 AM
#37:


how can i be an npc if i'm playing myself

an npc is a non-playable character

but i'm playing my character
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Sarcasthma
10/17/18 5:17:42 AM
#38:


helIy posted...
how can i be an npc if i'm playing myself

an npc is a non-playable character

but i'm playing my character

You just think you're playing, my dude.
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helIy
10/17/18 5:48:49 AM
#39:


what else could i be doing though
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i can't breathe
much less believe
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Sarcasthma
10/17/18 6:15:10 AM
#40:


helIy posted...
what else could i be doing though

Unconsciously following a routine that someone programmed for your character.

Fucking open your third eye, you nerd.
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helIy
10/17/18 6:42:50 AM
#41:


well that doesn't seem right
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i can't breathe
much less believe
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Mead
10/17/18 6:56:52 AM
#42:


Were all just being simulated
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If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood
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Amuseum
10/17/18 3:50:15 PM
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free will is just illusion. we're all puppets of the 'man' upstairs
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SunWuKung420
10/17/18 4:01:34 PM
#44:


Amuseum posted...
free will is just illusion. we're all puppets of the 'man' upstairs


Only when all you do or think what society says to.
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bulbinking
10/17/18 4:39:00 PM
#45:


SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
I might be an NPC.
We all might be NPCs at certain times.


Shut.

IT.

DOWN!

(The only way to not get programmed is to realize you are programmable)
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Aculo
10/17/18 4:54:39 PM
#46:


hello adventurer, and welcome to the town of honeywood, ok?
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Unbridled9
10/17/18 7:36:12 PM
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Welcome to Corneria.
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keyblader1985
10/18/18 5:38:03 PM
#48:


We're out of cream cheese.
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T0ffee
10/18/18 6:04:58 PM
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Dwarven craaafts.
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Shinebolt
10/18/18 7:33:36 PM
#51:


Nope, I'm a disembodied voice.

Mutton! Fresh Mutton!
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