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deupd_u
10/17/18 8:22:56 PM
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neck and says, "Ah, yeah! Harder! Uhh! You're cute, and I like you! OOOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOO!"

Why does this keep happening to me?
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Marked
10/17/18 8:25:39 PM
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Marked
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deupd_u
10/17/18 8:32:33 PM
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Marked posted...
Marked

deupd_u
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Manocheese
10/17/18 8:32:58 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Marked posted...
Marked

deupd_u

CJayC
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GameboyTroy
10/18/18 4:42:27 PM
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I'd be like okay and then if I could go harder then I'd just go harder.
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Master_Bass
10/18/18 4:48:54 PM
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Why are you having sex with ghosts?
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GameboyTroy
10/19/18 3:36:55 AM
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Anyone else want to post in this thread?
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GameboyTroy
10/20/18 9:15:36 PM
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Try not to be shy. Feel free to post something in this thread.
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frozenshock
10/20/18 9:24:16 PM
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This thread is now about huevos rancheros.
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Devimon
10/20/18 9:28:57 PM
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i'm still deciding if Marked is a good gimmick or not
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Alpha218
10/20/18 9:29:28 PM
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C, final answer
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ColdOne666
10/20/18 9:29:33 PM
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Because your paying her?
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Touch
10/20/18 9:29:37 PM
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I'm so confused in this thread
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SSJCAT
10/20/18 9:31:47 PM
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saying stuff like that makes people climax faster to get it done with more quickly
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deupd_u
10/21/18 10:43:27 AM
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ColdOne666 posted...
Because your paying her?

They don't even take the money anymore, either!
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GameboyTroy
10/21/18 1:27:09 PM
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deupd_u posted...
ColdOne666 posted...
Because your paying her?

They don't even take the money anymore, either!

What?
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 1:30:27 PM
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this doesn't even make sense. a 10 out of 10 lady in the world would not be a prostitue.
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CanuckCowboy
10/21/18 1:31:33 PM
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Cause you're paying for it.

visualboy2003 posted...
this doesn't even make sense. a 10 out of 10 lady in the world would not be a prostitue.


Ummmm dude high end escorts are some of the most physically gorgeous women that exist.
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 1:34:19 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Cause you're paying for it.

visualboy2003 posted...
this doesn't even make sense. a 10 out of 10 lady in the world would not be a prostitue.


Ummmm dude high end escorts are some of the most physically gorgeous women that exist.

can you show me some examples, please.
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 1:35:10 PM
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miss universe in the past years didn't even come close to a 10, let alone a prostitue. lol.
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CanuckCowboy
10/21/18 1:38:06 PM
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visualboy2003 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Cause you're paying for it.

visualboy2003 posted...
this doesn't even make sense. a 10 out of 10 lady in the world would not be a prostitue.


Ummmm dude high end escorts are some of the most physically gorgeous women that exist.

can you show me some examples, please.


Not really cause those chicks faces are never on the sites and I don't have ten grand to blow on a night of sex.
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 1:40:46 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Not really cause those chicks faces are never on the sites and I don't have ten grand to blow on a night of sex.

so, can i qooqle their faces. what to type for in the search bar.

and you said i need to pay at least 10,000 to have sex with one, is that true.
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CanuckCowboy
10/21/18 1:42:58 PM
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visualboy2003 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Not really cause those chicks faces are never on the sites and I don't have ten grand to blow on a night of sex.

so, can i qooqle their faces. what to type for in the search bar.

and you said i need to pay at least 10,000 to have sex with one, is that true.


Yep. High end escorts are like private jets. They don't exist for the vast majority of us. And no. they're generally pretty protective of their identity.

I've met a couple from Vancouver before and they would look hot even surrounded by the best looking celebs out there.

There's a reason they're high end ultra expensive escorts. They're that hot.
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 1:47:16 PM
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 1:48:26 PM
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SSJCAT
10/21/18 1:48:49 PM
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shes not actually a teacher bud ^^
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CanuckCowboy
10/21/18 1:49:50 PM
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visualboy2003 posted...
so, can they beat the look of this one.

http://www.google.com/search?q=Oksana+Neveselaya&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwisi5y3i5jeAhWtmeAKHTPxCPAQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=938

the hottest math teacher in the world.


Why da fuck is she cosplaying as a young teenage Claire Abbott in that one pic?
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TES_Nut
10/21/18 1:50:40 PM
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Because you paid her duh.
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 1:54:56 PM
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CanuckCowboy
10/21/18 1:56:29 PM
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No but seriously that one pic either is like 15 year old Claire Abbott or she went out of her way to recreate that pic. It's weird.
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MrMallard
10/21/18 1:58:14 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Why are you having sex with ghosts?

When you're banging a 10/10 poltergeist
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 1:59:24 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
No but seriously that one pic either is like 15 year old Claire Abbott or she went out of her way to recreate that pic. It's weird.

she is like a 9.2 or 9.3 out of 10 in my book, thouqh.

i have seen some even much hotter.
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 2:05:25 PM
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CanuckCowboy
10/21/18 3:39:01 PM
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visualboy2003 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
No but seriously that one pic either is like 15 year old Claire Abbott or she went out of her way to recreate that pic. It's weird.

she is like a 9.2 or 9.3 out of 10 in my book, thouqh.

i have seen some even much hotter.


She's a hard 9 for sure.
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visualboy2003
10/21/18 8:26:49 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
visualboy2003 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
No but seriously that one pic either is like 15 year old Claire Abbott or she went out of her way to recreate that pic. It's weird.

she is like a 9.2 or 9.3 out of 10 in my book, thouqh.

i have seen some even much hotter.


She's a hard 9 for sure.

what do you think about this one then. althouqh it is a drawinq, but it is based on an actual qirl that the artist have seen in some places from his life.

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