Board 8 > We need to create a Whiner Seconds list.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Some suggestions that aren't on the one currently on the Wiki (which is at least two contests outdated):

-I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
-what ever [losing character] es dum
-STOP MAKING TOPICS
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I've been asking this for at least a week and no one has paid attention to me
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I assume Cookie Squirtle is on the wiki but we should still bring that back
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Johnbobb posted...

I assume Cookie Squirtle is on the wiki but we should still bring that back

It's not, that's how I know the list is outdated.

But I have the pic saved on my comp
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If anyone still has that Snivy "one less bracket" meme post it here.

"yo nicedog this is a good poll, throw it in the archive when it's done" -ZenOfThunder

or at least something about ZenOfThunder archiving everything
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Johnbobb posted...

"yo nicedog this is a good poll, throw it in the archive when it's done" -ZenOfThunder

or at least something about ZenOfThunder archiving everything

How about supernicedog
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No one has wanted to do it since we barely got any good whiners in the last few years. By all means, go ahead and set it up.
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I already put a SuperNiceDog reference in the OP with "STOP MAKING TOPICS" but we can drop that to combine him with the Zen reference.
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Underleveled posted...

I already put a SuperNiceDog reference in the OP with "STOP MAKING TOPICS" but we can drop that to combine him with the Zen reference.

I didn't realize that was a snd reference

I'm sure there's another good zen reference somewhere; the archiving everything thing has been going for a while
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Count Vertigo first appeared in Star City, where he attempted to steal back the jewels his parents had sold when they escaped to England after the war. The victim of a hereditary inner ear defect that affected his balance, Vertigo had a small electronic device implanted in his right temple that compensated this problem. Tinkering with the device, Vertigo learned he was able to affect other peoples balance as well, distorting their perceptions so that they literally couldnt tell up from down, an effect known as vertigo. Donning a costume and taking the name "Count Vertigo", he embarked on a life of crime. This would bring him into conflict with the heroes Green Arrow and Black Canary. Count Vertigo's black and green costume with its insignia of concentric rings, was designed by Trevor Von Eeden. The patterning of the cape's inner lining was a tribute to Steve Ditko's distinctively arcane artwork.
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several of those could be good whiner lines

and for zenofthunder:

"that one is going in the "whiners" folder, sorry preston" or you could alter the snd one to just "yo this is a good post, throw it in the archive when it's done"
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This is my opinion of what to do with the 2013 list, feel free to make suggestions.

KEEP:
00 - *Explodes*
02 paramore twitter boobs
03 - Your bracket just tore its quad!
05 - one less bracket to worry about
08 - So this is a story all about how your life got flip-turned upside down.
09 - ya well tell that to billy michtlle
11 - You wanted _____ to win? TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!
13 - Your face is bees.
14 - ##Vote:[topic creator]
15 - now dey gotta surfer
16 - Just another nail in your bracket's coffin
17 - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/mrfuc/rkoinfj1yo4ds2.gif
18 WYOMINGD!
19 - Blacker than the depths of darkest night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... that is your bracket.
20 - You thought [loser] would defeat [winner] so you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! Good day sir!
22 - Look to your bracket, now back to mine, now back to your bracket NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you would have chosen [Winning Character Here] It could smell like mine.
24 Thats so interesting, TC.
25 - ya go my [winning character]
26 - Don't worry, it's opposite day!
30 - At least 40 million sperm are released per ejaculation, yet somehow you were born.
31 Did you make sure you chose the fun entry?
32 - You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?
33 - We held a meeting and decided to screw up your bracket
35 - http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgdyvJ7fa1qcc7n9o1_250.gif
36 - The velociraptor spots you 40 meters away and attacks, accelerating at 4 m/s^2 up to its top speed of 25 m/s. When it spots you, you begin to flee, quickly reaching your top speed of 6 m/s. How far can you get before you're caught and devoured?
38 - Menji76 asked a blind girl to the movies and you still manage to look dumber than him, wow.
40 because your bracket so bad, rice krispies won't even talk to you
41 - It's all part of The Plan
42 - This topic sucks and is now about trains
43 - Hey do you guys scream after you pee?
44 - Literally Obsessed
45 - YOURE TEARING ME APART, TC
46 Son, thinking [losing character] could win this was about as smart as Microsoft's "always online" idea.
47 - cool story bro
50 - War13104 had Kefka beating Crono. He still looks smarter than you.
51 - NANOMACHINES, SON
52 - VOTE RUSH KEKEKEKE
55 - Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE me, princess!
56 - OBJECTION!
57 - my heart gors out to your bracket
58 -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbySdh66npI" data-time="

DELETE:
01 XMFD that's what you actually believe?
06 - Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
07 - [Losing Character] is so screwed
12 - You sass that unhoopy topic creator? Now there's a strag who doesn't know where his towel is.
21 - His lust for death and sexual pleasure is only quenched by devouring his lovers whole. He also makes fine linens.
23 - This topic is not super nice, dawg.
27 - IT'S A SAD THING THAT YOUR BRACKET HAS ENDED HERE!!
29 - Wrong. Try again, kid.
34 -Thank you for your irrelevant opinion.
37 - Screw this topic I have money!
39 - ATTENTION DUELIST! My hair is taunting you!
48 - This is why you've never touched a happy fruit
49 - "hello [insert username]"
53 - [insert username], go home.
54 - Wow, what a great and original point, TC. You're definitely streets ahead of everyone else.

BROKEN LINKS:
04 - Sorry to disappoint you, but on this board, we don't talk about the contest. We only post pictures of Red Pandas: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/274_29877702501_3001_n.jpg
10 - http://img.imgcake.com/foolmoron/brackjpgaj.jpg
28 - That's nice. Here's a picture of midgets playing basketball! http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/midget_basketball.jpg
59 - http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9661/mizreally.jpg
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here's a reupload of 17 because photobucket is garbage


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Stuff I'm strongly considering adding, including some new ones I just thought of:
-Squirtle cookie
-I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
-what ever [losing character] es dum
-"yo nicedog this is a good poll, throw it in the archive when it's done" -ZenOfThunder
-Count Vertigo first appeared in Star City, where he attempted to steal back the jewels his parents had sold when they escaped to England after the war. The victim of a hereditary inner ear defect that affected his balance, Vertigo had a small electronic device implanted in his right temple that compensated this problem. Tinkering with the device, Vertigo learned he was able to affect other peoples balance as well, distorting their perceptions so that they literally couldnt tell up from down, an effect known as vertigo. Donning a costume and taking the name "Count Vertigo", he embarked on a life of crime. This would bring him into conflict with the heroes Green Arrow and Black Canary. Count Vertigo's black and green costume with its insignia of concentric rings, was designed by Trevor Von Eeden. The patterning of the cape's inner lining was a tribute to Steve Ditko's distinctively arcane artwork.
-Thanks for that, Luster.
-Did you get a PM from Preston or something?
-The three worst games ever made are Hearthstone, Warcraft 3, and [losing character's game of origin]
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I personally like "This let me know the contest had officially started, so thanks for that." because I feel like it'd only get better the later in the contest it is
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I've been saying "thanks for that luster" for years
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I'd also like to throw in:
-A DDLC reference (someone help me out, no [major] spoilers please)
-A GoT reference (possibly a well-timed "Winter is coming" reference? perhaps, "Winter is coming, but a $1000 prize for you isn't.")
-Are there any older games (let's say 2013 or older) that suddenly had a huge playrate for B8ers in the last year or two? I wanna say there are a few...
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37 - Screw this topic I have money!
39 - ATTENTION DUELIST! My hair is taunting you!

i feel like we should keep one of these.
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red13n posted...

37 - Screw this topic I have money!
39 - ATTENTION DUELIST! My hair is taunting you!

i feel like we should keep one of these.

I got rid of them because I simply didn't get them. Care to explain them to me? I assume 39 is a Yu-Gi-Oh reference, but I have no idea on 37.
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I'd also like to keep "Screw this topic I have money"

the go to DDLC reference is always "Just Monika"

an Undertale reference would probably also be fitting, either "geeettttttt dunked on!!" or "You're gonna have a bad time"
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Underleveled posted...

red13n posted...

37 - Screw this topic I have money!
39 - ATTENTION DUELIST! My hair is taunting you!

i feel like we should keep one of these.

I got rid of them because I simply didn't get them. Care to explain them to me? I assume 39 is a Yu-Gi-Oh reference, but I have no idea on 37.

37 is also a Yugioh reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IagRtAIR_rw" data-time="
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Johnbobb posted...

"You're gonna have a bad time"

Still need to play Undertale but this could double as a South Park reference.
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for a GOT reference I would just go with users repeating "The King in the North!"
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Another to add:

-*RKO's your bracket*

But...

Underleveled posted...

09 - ya well tell that to billy michtlle
25 - ya go my [winning character]

Underleveled posted...

-what ever [losing character] es dum

This would be three ertyu references now that I think about it. Which one to exclude?
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09 - ya well tell that to billy michtlle

that one.
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red13n posted...

09 - ya well tell that to billy michtlle

that one.

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Ooh, another:

-But is s/he hot??
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Removing billy mitchell and re-adding I have money, these are the new ones so far:

-*RKO's your bracket*
-Squirtle cookie
-what ever [losing character] es dum
-I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
-Count Vertigo first appeared in Star City, where he attempted to steal back the jewels his parents had sold when they escaped to England after the war. The victim of a hereditary inner ear defect that affected his balance, Vertigo had a small electronic device implanted in his right temple that compensated this problem. Tinkering with the device, Vertigo learned he was able to affect other peoples balance as well, distorting their perceptions so that they literally couldnt tell up from down, an effect known as vertigo. Donning a costume and taking the name "Count Vertigo", he embarked on a life of crime. This would bring him into conflict with the heroes Green Arrow and Black Canary. Count Vertigo's black and green costume with its insignia of concentric rings, was designed by Trevor Von Eeden. The patterning of the cape's inner lining was a tribute to Steve Ditko's distinctively arcane artwork.
-Thanks for that, Luster.
-Did you get a PM from Preston or something?
-The three worst games ever made are Hearthstone, Warcraft 3, and [losing character's game of origin]
-This let me know the contest had officially started, so thanks for that.
-Just Monika
-You're gonna have a bad time
-The King in the North!
-But is s/he hot??
-STOP MAKING TOPICS.
-that one is going in the "whiners" folder, sorry TC

I think we need four more. Maybe we could get in a LIS reference? Something with "hella" perhaps?
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i came in here to suggest something like:

"@ZenOfThunder can you archive this in the 'whiners' folder"

but i see someone beat me to it which actually warms my heart <3
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some Life is Strange quotes:

"Go away _____, I'm contemplating shit"

"That is a tasty plasma. Maybe I could sneak in and watch 'Final Fantasy: Spirits Within'. I don't care what anybody says, that's one of the best sci-fi films ever made."

"When a door closes, a window opens... Or something like that."

"Who even cares? This is hella bullshit!"

"Oh boo hoo, poor little rich kid."

"Life is...so not fair."

"Why don't you go fuck your selfie?"
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Johnbobb posted...

"Who even cares? This is hella bullshit!"

"Oh boo hoo, poor little rich kid."

"Why don't you go fuck your selfie?"

Narrowed it down, now you pick. Bolded my first choice.
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#POKEfear
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Underleveled posted...

-*RKO's your bracket*

You don't have to do this, because that updated .Gif IS the RKO. =P

Also I am very partial to "there goes bracket" being added somewhere. We only need one of the YGOA refs. IDC which one.
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I like "Why don't you go fuck your selfie" but can see it getting people modded en masse.
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ExThaNemesis posted...

Also I am very partial to "there goes bracket" being added somewhere.

Oh shit, I actually meant to add this, thanks for the reminder.
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ExThaNemesis posted...

I like "Why don't you go fuck your selfie" but can see it getting people modded en masse.

I also think fuck your selfie is the best and one of the most iconic from the game, but yeah, not sure how the mods would respond
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We need to solidify this it's beginning already. Luckily 25 is already settled.
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"Fewer votes" is going in
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if you use #POKEfear and "Who even cares? It's hella bullshit" then that leaves 2 more I think?

is that including "I have money"?
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oh I saw everyone saying "fewer votes" and just assumed that was the seconds thing because I didn't check
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My count is one more.

Feel free to make something about me if you want.
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Didn't there used to be a "All your votes are belong to us"
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Seen
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Johnbobb posted...

Seen

I..... I should know what this is but I'm having a brainfart.
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Underleveled posted...

Johnbobb posted...

Seen

I..... I should know what this is but I'm having a brainfart.

it's the thing it does on messenger when you read a message but don't respond to that

it's known as one of the most mainstream ways to acknowledge someone while also ignoring them
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We'll do it, but I also want to do "All your vote are belong to us," so let's delete another from the existing list (not the new ones). I think that would result in an even 20 new ones overall, which is good.

I'm thinking VOTE RUSH KEKEKEKE
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Okay unless there are any last-minute objections this is the official list. Thanks for everyone who helped.

00 - *Explodes*
01 - Thanks for that, Luster.
02 paramore twitter boobs
03 - Your bracket just tore its quad!
04 - Did you get a PM from Preston or something?
05 - one less bracket to worry about
06 - Count Vertigo first appeared in Star City, where he attempted to steal back the jewels his parents had sold when they escaped to England after the war. The victim of a hereditary inner ear defect that affected his balance, Vertigo had a small electronic device implanted in his right temple that compensated this problem. Tinkering with the device, Vertigo learned he was able to affect other peoples balance as well, distorting their perceptions so that they literally couldnt tell up from down, an effect known as vertigo. Donning a costume and taking the name "Count Vertigo", he embarked on a life of crime. This would bring him into conflict with the heroes Green Arrow and Black Canary. Count Vertigo's black and green costume with its insignia of concentric rings, was designed by Trevor Von Eeden. The patterning of the cape's inner lining was a tribute to Steve Ditko's distinctively arcane artwork.
07 -
08 - So this is a story all about how your life got flip-turned upside down.
09 - what ever [losing character] es dum
10 - You're gonna have a bad time
11 - You wanted _____ to win? TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME!
12 - Who even cares? This is hella bullshit!
13 - Your face is bees.
14 - ##Vote:[topic creator]
15 - now dey gotta surfer
16 - Just another nail in your bracket's coffin
17 -
18 WYOMINGD!
19 - Blacker than the depths of darkest night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... that is your bracket.
20 - You thought [loser] would defeat [winner] so you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! Good day sir!
21 - Fewer votes
22 - Look to your bracket, now back to mine, now back to your bracket NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you would have chosen [Winning Character Here] It could smell like mine.
23 - The King in the North!
24 Thats so interesting, TC.
25 - ya go my [winning character]
26 - Don't worry, it's opposite day!
27 - But is s/he hot??
28 - STOP MAKING TOPICS.
29 - There goes bracket
30 - At least 40 million sperm are released per ejaculation, yet somehow you were born.
31 Did you make sure you chose the fun entry?
32 - You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?
33 - We held a meeting and decided to screw up your bracket
34 - #POKEfear
35 - http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgdyvJ7fa1qcc7n9o1_250.gif
36 - The velociraptor spots you 40 meters away and attacks, accelerating at 4 m/s^2 up to its top speed of 25 m/s. When it spots you, you begin to flee, quickly reaching your top speed of 6 m/s. How far can you get before you're caught and devoured?
37 - Screw this topic I have money!
38 - Menji76 asked a blind girl to the movies and you still manage to look dumber than him, wow.
39 - Just Monika
40 because your bracket so bad, rice krispies won't even talk to you
41 - It's all part of The Plan
42 - This topic sucks and is now about trains
43 - Hey do you guys scream after you pee?
44 - Literally Obsessed
45 - YOURE TEARING ME APART, TC
46 Son, thinking [losing character] could win this was about as smart as Microsoft's "always online" idea.
47 - cool story bro
48 - The three worst games ever made are Hearthstone, Warcraft 3, and [losing character's game of origin]
49 - I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
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50 - War13104 had Kefka beating Crono. He still looks smarter than you.
51 - NANOMACHINES, SON
52 - Seen
53 - All your vote are belong to us
54 - This let me know the contest had officially started, so thanks for that.
55 - Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE me, princess!
56 - OBJECTION!
57 - my heart gors out to your bracket
58 -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbySdh66npI" data-time="
59 - that one is going in the "whiners" folder, sorry TC
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How do I copy the vids/gifs?
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