Board 8 > Why did they lose 2? Yu Narukami, Victor Sullivan, Tidus, and Dragonborn

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10/20/18 7:59:52 PM
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The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.
5. If there's a tie, I'll cast the tiebreaker vote.

Yesterday's Matches
Yu Narukami lost to Vivi
Victor Sullivan lost to Aya Brea
Tidus lost to Donkey Kong
Dragonborn lost to Leon Kennedy

Previous Matches
- Cuphead lost to Dante because he got stuck on the tutorial (TheCodeisBoscso)
- Chloe Price lost to Lightning because she won the contest, but GameFAQs was destroyed in the process, so she went back in time to round 1 and lost on purpose (GavsEvans123)
- Neku Sakuraba lost to Ganondorf because the price to play the Reaper's Game on the Switch was any chance he had of winning a contest match (hombad46)
- Spyro the Dragon lost to Chun-Li because after granting him a win in 2013, the kiddies have returned to their eternal slumber (hombad46)


Yesterday's Runners-up
... Cuphead made a Deal with the Devil and the Devil Hunter came knocking (Pirateking2000)
... the Price was wrong for Chloe (Panthera)
... Chun-Li is used to fighting Dragon Punches, so a Dragon was easy pickings (Panthera)
... your bracket ends with Neku (Wedge Antilles)

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Underleveled
10/20/18 8:01:30 PM
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Tidus' laugh does not expand dong.
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ScareChan
10/20/18 8:05:31 PM
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I want to do a Tidus Laugh < DK grunts but I dont know how to write that out
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doodlecrazy
10/20/18 8:09:31 PM
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Victor lost (ironic) to the power of boners.

Edit: Also slightly off topic, if the player picks the choices of the character, they seems to lose from what I can see. (Evidence so far, Yu and Dragonborn)
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Dark Young Link
10/20/18 8:09:57 PM
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How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist...
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ScareChan
10/20/18 8:13:56 PM
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Sully lost because he was trying to find a bride in a brothel
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Underleveled
10/20/18 8:14:45 PM
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Sully forgot to bring Sir Francis' journal.
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GavsEvans123
10/20/18 8:15:04 PM
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DK used the new voting in all 4 matches rule to EXPAND DONG to feature length and Tidus choked on it.
Dragonborn took an arrow to the knee
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LazyKenny
10/20/18 8:17:48 PM
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The Dragonborn never showed up. The fight took place in the cloud district.
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Johnbobb
10/20/18 8:18:28 PM
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Sully had a goddamn heart attack
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ScareChan
10/20/18 8:19:26 PM
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Megatonez
10/20/18 8:19:44 PM
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Victor Sullivan was too busy trying to make a move on his opponent.

To Leon Kennedy, Dragonborn was just another mutation that needed to be wiped out.
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Johnbobb
10/20/18 8:19:45 PM
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Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud
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ScareChan
10/20/18 8:20:49 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud

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10/20/18 8:50:20 PM
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Hbthebattle
10/20/18 8:55:29 PM
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Yu realized too late that shooting yourself does not give you superpowers in his game
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Hbthebattle
10/20/18 8:56:49 PM
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LazyKenny posted...
The Dragonborn never showed up. The fight took place in the cloud district.

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Ashethan
10/20/18 8:59:46 PM
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Yu reached out to the truth, but the truth was Final Fantasy was too strong.
Sully lost because the contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya.
Tidus won, but he was just a dream.
Dragonborn would have won, but he took an arrow to the knee.
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UF8
10/20/18 9:52:45 PM
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ScareChan posted...
Johnbobb posted...
Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud
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10/20/18 10:20:05 PM
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FFnut
10/20/18 10:30:46 PM
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Yu didn't spend any time raising his "GameFAQs Voter" Social Link.

UF8 posted...
ScareChan posted...
Johnbobb posted...
Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud

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Raka_Putra
10/20/18 10:52:24 PM
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Yu got lost in the Mist and was found dead the next morning.
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Pirateking2000
10/21/18 2:31:49 AM
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Yu Narukami: He didn't max his social links so he didn't get enough votes

Sullivan: He was getting too old for this

Tidus: "TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht

Dragonborn: He used to be a contestant but then he took a bullet to the knee
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10/21/18 3:07:13 AM
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4 Votes
Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud

3 Votes
Dragonborn took an arrow to the knee

2 Votes
The Dragonborn never showed up. The fight took place in the cloud district.
Yu didn't spend any time raising his "GameFAQs Voter" Social Link.

1 Vote
Narukami:
How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist...
Yu realized too late that shooting yourself does not give you superpowers in his game
Yu reached out to the truth, but the truth was Final Fantasy was too strong.
Yu got lost in the Mist and was found dead the next morning.

Sullivan:
Victor lost (ironic) to the power of boners.
Sully lost because he was trying to find a bride in a brothel
Sully forgot to bring Sir Francis' journal.
Sully had a goddamn heart attack
Victor Sullivan was too busy trying to make a move on his opponent.
Sully lost because the contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya.
He was getting too old for this

Tidus:
Tidus' laugh does not expand dong
DK used the new voting in all 4 matches rule to EXPAND DONG to feature length and Tidus choked on it.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/362/858/b4d.jpg
Tidus won, but he was just a dream.
"TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht

Dragonborn:
To Leon Kennedy, Dragonborn was just another mutation that needed to be wiped out.
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KingAshnard
10/21/18 3:16:16 AM
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-Yu realized too late that shooting yourself does not give you superpowers in his game
-Sully was trying to find a bride in a brothel
-Tidus' laugh does not expand dong
-Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud
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MarquessLaus
10/21/18 4:09:33 AM
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The Dragonborn never showed up. The fight took place in the cloud district.
Sully lost because the contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya.
"TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht
How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist...
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igordebraga
10/21/18 6:01:04 AM
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Dragonborn was a Fus-ro-dud
Sully lost because the contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya.
"TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht
How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist...
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10/21/18 11:23:02 AM
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Bump
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BlueCrystalTear
10/21/18 11:24:35 AM
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Victor lost because he Sullied his image.
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Lightning Strikes
10/21/18 11:27:32 AM
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Yu didn't spend any time raising his "GameFAQs Voter" Social Link.

Sully lost because the contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya.

Tidus' laugh does not expand dong

Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud
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10/21/18 12:31:37 PM
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UF8
10/21/18 12:42:04 PM
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Ashethan posted...
Sully lost because the contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya.


Pirateking2000 posted...
"TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht
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10/21/18 1:15:32 PM
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Hbthebattle posted...
LazyKenny posted...
The Dragonborn never showed up. The fight took place in the cloud district.

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10/21/18 1:58:19 PM
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Behemoth_Knight
10/21/18 2:09:16 PM
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How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist...

The contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya.

"TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht

Dragonborn used to be a contestant, but then he took an arrow to the knee.
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igordebraga
10/21/18 3:06:22 PM
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Counting the votes: (Anagram, you can copy-paste the results in the wiki after each day, even adding runner-ups you like, just follow the formatting: https://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F )

7 Votes
Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud

6 Votes
Sully lost because the contest wasn't uncharted territory for Aya.

5 Votes
"TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht

4 Votes
Dragonborn took an arrow to the knee
The Dragonborn never showed up. The fight took place in the cloud district.
How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist...

3 Votes
Yu didn't spend any time raising his "GameFAQs Voter" Social Link.
Tidus' laugh does not expand dong

2 Votes
Yu realized too late that shooting yourself does not give you superpowers in his game
Sully lost because he was trying to find a bride in a brothel

1 Vote
Narukami:
Yu reached out to the truth, but the truth was Final Fantasy was too strong.
Yu got lost in the Mist and was found dead the next morning.

Sullivan:
Victor lost (ironic) to the power of boners.
Sully forgot to bring Sir Francis' journal.
Sully had a goddamn heart attack
Victor Sullivan was too busy trying to make a move on his opponent.
He was getting too old for this
Victor lost because he Sullied his image.

Tidus:
DK used the new voting in all 4 matches rule to EXPAND DONG to feature length and Tidus choked on it.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/362/858/b4d.jpg
Tidus won, but he was just a dream.

Dragonborn:
To Leon Kennedy, Dragonborn was just another mutation that needed to be wiped out.
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10/21/18 3:47:32 PM
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igordebraga posted...
Counting the votes: (Anagram, you can copy-paste the results in the wiki after each day, even adding runner-ups you like, just follow the formatting:

Ah, thanks. I was planning to just use pastebin.
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GavsEvans123
10/21/18 4:04:59 PM
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Votes:
How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist...
Sully lost because he was trying to find a bride in a brothel
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AranShiizaa
10/21/18 5:20:09 PM
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For past results of this contest's history. Go here at http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F
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TsunamiXXVIII
10/21/18 5:21:25 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
Dragonborn was a fus-ro-dud


Pirateking2000 posted...
Sullivan: He was getting too old for this


Dark Young Link posted...
How does Yu prove that Yu exist...? Maybe he doesn't exist...


Ashethan posted...
Tidus won, but he was just a dream.

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AranShiizaa
10/21/18 6:01:00 PM
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Tidus: "TOLD YOU YOU COULDN'T DO IT!" - Jecht

Yu NarukumI: Yu realized too late that shooting yourself does not give you superpowers in his game
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10/21/18 7:15:12 PM
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