Current Events > Playing Call of Cthulhu, we just found a bunch of eggs.

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OctilIery
10/27/18 7:00:02 PM
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Our scientist wants to hatch it.

How well will this go for us?
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RchHomieQuanChi
10/27/18 7:00:37 PM
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It's gonna be cool dragons to use in your personal army.

Do it.
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Killmonger
10/27/18 7:01:11 PM
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Already?
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MakoReizei
10/27/18 7:01:28 PM
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Which Call of Cthulhu
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OctilIery
10/27/18 7:01:48 PM
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Killmonger posted...
Already?

Tabletop game not the video game
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OctilIery
10/27/18 7:02:06 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
Which Call of Cthulhu

Tabletop pen and paper rpg
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OctilIery
10/27/18 7:31:07 PM
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So far:

Not well
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synth_real
10/27/18 7:40:07 PM
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It's just not CoC if you don't make choices that are going to go horribly wrong for the sake of satisfying your curiosity
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pfh1001
10/27/18 7:44:39 PM
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synth_real posted...
It's just not CoC if you don't make choices that are going to go horribly wrong for the sake of satisfying your curiosity


This.
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Zikten
10/27/18 7:47:58 PM
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When I played, someone in the party bought a bunch of dynamite and then tried to light and toss one at some giant bugs in the woods.

But he made the worst dice roll ever and ended up dropping it at his feet and set off a series of explosions that wiped out the entire party.
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Irregardless
10/27/18 7:50:25 PM
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Make an old god omelette
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OctilIery
10/27/18 7:55:24 PM
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So the egg has hatched into a miniature demonic dragon
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kingdrake2
10/27/18 8:01:24 PM
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OctilIery posted...
So the egg has hatched into a miniature demonic dragon


we're screwed.
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OctilIery
10/27/18 8:08:05 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
OctilIery posted...
So the egg has hatched into a miniature demonic dragon


we're screwed.

Not yet. We're studying it and looking for adult ones.
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OctilIery
10/27/18 8:53:05 PM
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We're fighting a bunch of enchanted zombies in a swamp x.x
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OctilIery
10/27/18 9:11:49 PM
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RIP

Died in one hit, zombie ripped my throat out, I fell into the swamp and drowned
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SimpleMan
10/27/18 9:21:12 PM
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OctilIery posted...
RIP

Died in one hit, zombie ripped my throat out, I fell into the swamp and drowned

Yeah that'll happen. Shame when it does though.
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OctilIery
10/27/18 9:42:59 PM
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SimpleMan posted...
OctilIery posted...
RIP

Died in one hit, zombie ripped my throat out, I fell into the swamp and drowned

Yeah that'll happen. Shame when it does though.

Eh it's fine lol. You don't win CoC, you just try to fail as little as possible
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SimpleMan
10/27/18 11:06:18 PM
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OctilIery posted...
SimpleMan posted...
OctilIery posted...
RIP

Died in one hit, zombie ripped my throat out, I fell into the swamp and drowned

Yeah that'll happen. Shame when it does though.

Eh it's fine lol. You don't win CoC, you just try to fail as little as possible

No, sometimes you win. Just depends on what you define as a "win".
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OctilIery
10/28/18 1:33:19 AM
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So, the final results:

They barely fought off the monster, only to realize it was innocent and protecting itself and its babies.

The gangster, insane after the fight, unloaded on the cops when they arrived and was gunned down.

The private eye was locked in an insane asylum and never really recovered.

The occultist, after the police found the party mortally wounded and my body in the swamp, was tried for murder and executed.

The two women in the party were both poorly off afterwards, but let off by police as they were women and thus believed not a threat.

Definitely not a win lol
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