Current Events > What's your mundane superpower?

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When waiting on a train, the train always stops so that there's a door directly in front of me

always
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Growing my nails .06 times faster
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deeding at the speed of light

I have an extreme paternal aura that draws lost children to me. So far, this has happened 5 times.
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Onions dont make me cry. At my old job we used to slice onions on a deli slicer for onions straws and everyone in the kitchen would always whine about it lol.
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I know when a vessel contains exactly 10 fluid ounces of fluid in it, but not for any other amount.

Like if there's a cup on the table and it happens to have exactly 10 oz. in it, I'll know. If it's 9, I won't know that it's 9, but I'll know it's not 10.
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i can masturbate for at least 20 times per day

I can wake up a couple of minutes before my alarm goes off.
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I can wear long sleeves in hot weather
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I can catch fly mid flight
I can blow a bubble with my mouth and saliva.
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ImmatureContent posted...

I can wake up a couple of minutes before my alarm goes off.

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I can dislocate my thumb painlessly and get out of handcuffs or ropes bound to my wrist. I made money in high school and the military with this skill.
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i can have 8-12 hours of peaceful, restful sleep and still feel like shit the next morning

Now I wanna watch Mystery Men
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Up
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I'm adept at telling time without a watch. As long as I've seen the clock at one point during the day, I can usually tell how much time has passed hours later almost down to the minute.
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I suck at guessing time
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Guide posted...

I have an extreme paternal aura that draws lost children to me. So far, this has happened 5 times.

Well, to be fair, you are a guide

My stockboy days have honed my "catch stuff before it hits the floor" reflexes

I was both blessed and cursed with the ability to read my own mind.
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Menardii posted...

Guide posted...

I have an extreme paternal aura that draws lost children to me. So far, this has happened 5 times.

Well, to be fair, you are a guide

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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the planets and stars align to ensure I'm always around someone when they need to move
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