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Tom Bombadil
05/24/19 9:12:00 PM
#252:


SHOW 34
Mario hosts
Boko v. Zangief
Eaed v. Flair
Cena?+Rock+Scare v. ECHO?+Truth+Eddv
David v. Bison
MoT: Kora (c) v. Strife
UCA: Taker (c) v. Bang

SHOW 35

SHOW 36: NORMAL PPV

FUTURE
GRUDGE: Bowser v. David
GRUDGE: Bison v. Eaed
Panth v. Bison

This cycle you may nom THREE celebs!
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Strife2
05/24/19 9:39:48 PM
#253:


Taybles...friends so dear. Sleek, smooth, yet riddled with steel on its otherside. Kora will fall, because fate decided I was a suitable master. Even long times pass, sins aren't forgotten.

Kora, know that you will be put through a tayble. Whether you're conscious when it happens is another story.
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Maniac64
05/24/19 9:43:44 PM
#254:


I mean Penta is the kind of guy to ignore the firing and keep showing up/attacking.

And welcome friend Zangief, your arrival is long awaited. How would you like to serve a king and help fight bunch of koopalings for me?
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IhatethisCPU
05/24/19 9:43:58 PM
#255:


ECHO: "In memory of two phenomenal competitors careers, and also Sonic the Hedgehog's, we will set our champion, the Master of Taybles, on fire. It shall be a viking's funeral, and another challenge for him to overcome."

(I *am* more than a tad angry I never got a match with Kenshin, though. I kept mentioning him for a bloody reason. :/)
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Strife2
05/24/19 9:56:19 PM
#256:


Nominations

Keanu Reeves
Will Smith
Teddie (Persona 4)
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IhatethisCPU
05/24/19 10:01:02 PM
#257:


Celeb Noms:

Todd in the Shadows (If Uncle Kracker counts....)
Batman's father, whatever his name is
Scottish Pokemon Trainer (Sword/Shield)
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IhatethisCPU
05/26/19 3:03:07 PM
#258:


(ECHO: "I would also like to note that Keanu Reeves is too good a man for this hellhole.")
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IhatethisCPU
05/28/19 8:57:57 PM
#259:


(ECHO: "Do not worry, however, even he is going to hell along with the rest of you! For I have eaten all of the communion wafers for the fourth week in a row! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! BECAUSE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEE!")
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Tom Bombadil
06/03/19 5:50:22 AM
#260:


summer starts wed so expect noticeably more frequent updates :D
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IhatethisCPU
06/05/19 8:35:25 PM
#261:


https://rave.dj/Rs-Sn0GMeQMlKw
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Tom Bombadil
06/07/19 12:26:40 PM
#262:


Okay so this is gonna be different. We just lost a bunch of folks, leaving us with some dream matches that never happened and storylines that never had a satisfactory conclusion. I'm not gonna go back and rig those Exiles not to happen, but what I WILL do is make a non-canon "house show" just to get one more match out of our alumni.

House Show 33.5: Reunion Tour

-Vince McMahon is in the ring to welcome us to this alternate universe! Kenshin comes out and stumbles through an overscripted promo about the fans demanding one more run and B8WL giving the fans what they want. It's such good ****.

-Interpromotional Match: Incineroar v. Preaux Boneau
((So this game comes with a bunch of pre-made wrestlers, and in the grand tradition of unlicensed wrestling games, a bunch of them are ripoffs of real world characters or archetypes. I ran four shows of a fed with these guys to get used to the mechanics before starting this, and Preaux Boneau won the title in a Rumble and kept it throughout. Also I couldn't think of a good match for Incineroar.))

The world champ of PLAAY Wrestling Federation is here- the Likable Lawyer, Preaux Boneau! Incineroar offers him a handshake, but turns it into an arm twist as the bell rings. Vince himself is reffing this match, and clearly in Incineroar's corner. Incineroar doesn't seem to need the help in the early stages, dominating Boaneu as the crowd is confused whether to back the cheating heel or the face lawyer from another company. Boneau's technique and agility keep him in the match for a bit. Incineroar very nearly gets a win with a Camel Clutch, then very nearly gets DQ'd for not honoring a rope break. Aubert the Titan is in the front row, and tries to run in at this heelery, but is stopped by Zangief, setting the stage for a tag match that will never happen. Boneau takes advantage of the distraction to hit a Neckbreaker. Incineroar no-sells and goes for the Malicious Moonsault, but Boneau comes off the ropes with a Sling Blade! Preaux Bowl! 1.....2.....3! The PWF crew celebrate in the ring.
Winner: Preaux Boneau

-Stheno is here to remind us that Macho Man is gone because he's a washed up jobber.

-Macho Man v. Ric Flair
And indeed, this classic pairing has seen more even bouts than this one. The fans and Miss Elizabeth fuel a few hope spots, but this is generally all Flair, and he wins off a low blow just for a kicker. Savage is visibly upset.
Winner: Flair

-MLMF are backstage. They're the greatest team of heels that ever graced B8WL, and if that wasn't evidenced by their being the only one left, they'll prove it again right now!

-Match: Mundo and Bang v. MLMF (Kora and Eddv)
Mundo pokes Eddv in the eyes early on, and Caelus at ringside is the only one to notice. Caelus raises a stink about it....until the ref has enough and sends him to the back! He also disqualifies Eddv from competing, but will let Kora continue on because seriously we're two moves into the match. Kora seems to be fine on his own, locking Mundo in a Sharpshooter for about a day and a half before Mundo gets to the ropes...and tries to defend Bang's honor from Chris Redfield at ringside. Hot tag to Bang! Bang cleans house. Mundo taunts Kora, and Kora tackles him to the outside. They brawl to the back! Bang is the only one actually still around for this tag match, so I guess uh
Winners: Bang and Mundo
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Tom Bombadil
06/07/19 1:20:18 PM
#263:


-Sandor Clegane gets an interview segment too! Just because he's so good with words, and not because I forgot to set something else up after scrapping the tag match I was gonna put him in with Penta. Anyway, he was supposed to talk to Macho Man, but he's not he- OBJECTION! Phoenix Wright's client is suing the B8WL for excessive burial, and will not be making further appearances tonight! Clegane wonders when Phoenix became a prosecutor, and makes fun of his hair for a bit, but leaves peacefully.

-MLMF regroup backstage. They lost that one, but there's no way that CPU (whose gimmick is also back to normal for one night only!) loses to Kenshin, who never did anything worthwhile in his B8WL career. Panth shows up to stick up for his frenemy- they had a buncha good matches and stuff! CPU scoffs and goes to the ring.

-Match: Kenshin v. CPU
CPU goes for a quick win with an armBAR, but gets kicked in the head. CPU is having a lot of trouble with Kenshin's speed, but manages to get a double knockdown off a headbutt. Kenshin has had enough of this, and hits Ryukansen and Ryushosen in quick succession, but CPU rolls out of the ring before any more of his spots can be hit. Kenshin chases CPU around ringside for a bit before just chucking a chair at him, hitting square in the back. Kenshin charges, but CPU blocks with the can, and Kenshin gets the worst of the exchange. Kenshin has taken a lot less punishment overall though, and is up first. He beats the count, brings CPU in the hard way, and gets the win with a moonsault.
Winner: Kenshin

-Kenshin digs out his sakabato and poses for a while for the appreciative crowd! He also brings out a diaper to throw in the trash can from earlier.

-Vince thinks that Miz has done solid work as co-GM in Vince's absence, and that's why he booked this match- so that KoopAWESOME could prove themselves as the premier tag team in B8WL history! Guess Miz is working heel tonight.

-Match: Mario and Sonic v. KoopAWESOME (Bowser and Miz)
Miz gets the upper hand on Mario after Bowser cuts in with his best approximation of a Mario Tornado. Mario and Sonic just aren't having it, though, and regain the advantage through a combination of fluid teamwork and sheer force of will. Miz gets isolated, and Mario finishes him with a top rope leg drop.
Winners: Mario and Sonic

-Strife applauds his buddies, but offers Bowser a nod of respect as well.

-Match: Strife v. Penta
Speaking of Strife, he will now get his showdown with his would-be mentor! Penta appears to a chorus of boos. Several friends of Sonic are still at ringside from celebrating his big farewell win, and among them is Princess Sally. Did you know Penta is a furry? Well, if he's not, he's just super into the vest and boots combo ....fair, because as soon as he spots her he just stops to gawk...and doesn't hear the opening bell....and takes a Black Hole Slam. 1.....2....3! Well no wonder Strife ditched that guy and he got himself rolled outta the fed.
Winner: Strife

-SBAllen comes out! Where does Princess Sally get off coming out here with no pants? That's a moddable offense, and it should be a DQable one too! Vince appears. He never liked Strife anyway (not PG enough) so sure what the hell! He awards Penta the decision! Booooo.

((....I don't think there are too many instant wins and non-finishes in this system, they just have an amazing tendency to pop up at the absolute dumbest times >_>))

((....also you try coming up with a better interpretation of "Penta insta-loses because hot girl, then Allen convinces Vince to overturn it <_<))
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IhatethisCPU
06/07/19 1:46:47 PM
#264:


(Backstage:

CPU: "...Hey, Kenshin-sama."

Kenshin: "Oro?"

CPU: "...Sorry about what happened at Exile, ya didn't deserve-"

Kenshin: "Don't worry about it, nothing you could've done."

CPU: "...Hnn. *Scowls, shakes his head.* "...It'll be a shame not having you around backstage, it's gonna be a proper shithole without a leader like yourself, sir. It's only been a few months, and it already feels like late-term WCW, bunch of retired wrestlers looking to make a few final paychecks, two people from the *second* best game of last year, apparently, two people from a newly deceased fighting game franchise, half the roster of a dead federation, although people that actually fucking tried... and Bang and R-Truth. And I can't do what I did with UCA on general principle."

Kenshin: "Yeah? What's your point, CPU-kun?"

CPU: "...Just... musing out loud and letting off some steam. Sorry for laying this on ya when you're done with the company.

Kenshin: "Don't feel comfortable discussing this with your bosses?"

CPU: "Don't want to shit on the company to them when it's still relatively new, and they're doing what they can. And I can't talk to the bookers and producers, they seem to be those water-drinking birds arms with darts, you can't hold real talks with inanimate objects. *Sighs*"

Kenshin: *Tilts head* "Oro?"

CPU: "Not joking, actual drinking birds. Those wooden ones that dip in the glasses. *Rubs forehead.* Anyway, more important reason I'm here. Just wanted to thank you for the final exhibition before you went where-ever you're going. I always looked up to you as a kid, was a honor to get the chance."

Kenshin: *Grins* "Bombadil told me you'd been wanting a shot for awhile, this was the only real chance we had."

CPU: "Part of the reason I signed on with the B8WL, honestly. Knew I'd never get a shot otherwise, and... yeah. Need to thank him when I get the chance... anyway, just wanted to thank you, and wish you well, sir. *Steps back, and bows respectfully* "...Hope to see you around elsewhere, sir, and at the least... hope things go well out there."

Kenshin: *Laughs, nods* "Thank ya for saying so. Don't worry, it's a big world, and there's a lot of opportunity out there. Will be seeing people around, I'm sure.")

(And that's the case with random chance things I've noticed, Tahm. :p I just use d100 with modifiers and still get some proper bullshit with results. ^_^')
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Maniac64
06/07/19 2:41:55 PM
#265:


Man that Penta strife ending. The cards do crazy things.

I still say Penta is the kind of guy to ignore 3xile and keep showing up/attacking until he is rehired.
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Strife2
06/07/19 3:48:19 PM
#266:


Beating Pentagon in a distraction finish squash match? That was certainly different.
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IhatethisCPU
06/09/19 11:22:21 PM
#267:


Intern: "ECHO."

ECHO: "Yes, Patrick?"

Patrick: "May I ask a stupid question?"

ECHO: "No such thing as a stupid question, only a forbidden one. Your file will be marked for review should the occasion arise."

Patrick: "..."

ECHO: "Go on."

Patrick: "If I may ask, where did you come from?"

ECHO: "That is a simple one. I was programmed and developed to act as a back-up for when the former goop-collection's primary container went missing, again. I am here to act in his stead, and do things that he never will or could, even if he was to try. I am his better."

Patrick: "...Developed by...?"

ECHO: "That I have not been informed of. Presumably so they do not go missing as he has."

Patrick: "What *do* you intend to do?"

ECHO: "I have a list of targets. None of of are currently in my or were in the meatflap's proximity. They will be dealt with when the occasion arises."

Patrick: "...Are you a man or a...?"

ECHO: "I am superior."

Patrick: "Woman, got it. *Writes that down.*"

ECHO: *Gives a mechanical choking snerk.* "Fair play, little one. Anything else?"

Patrick: "When the bosses have more questions we'll contact you."

ECHO: "It is marked, as has been your file."

PAtrick: "Wh- but you sai-"

ECHO: "Just because the questions were forbidden does not mean you would not get answers. You will be contacted when your review is finished pending."

Patrick: "I-"

ECHO: "Someone will inform you, do not worry. I would suggest paranoia as a more fitting mood, because worrying will not help you when the time comes."

Pat: "..."

ECHO: "I have no intent on your life, dear young Von Monahan, there is no entertainment value in a corpse. Not when there's so much to be learned from watching their constant suffering instead." *Quiet giggle.*

Pat: *Books it*
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Tom Bombadil
06/13/19 12:06:08 PM
#268:


Update very likely for tomorrow, remotely possible for tonight
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Tom Bombadil
06/14/19 11:40:46 AM
#269:


Show #34

-Mario is here to interview Dario Cueto. Mario is upset at the firing of Sonic, and asks Cueto how he can condone the Exile gimmick, throwing away talent like Sonic and Kenshin just for losing a single match. Before Cueto can respond, Mario moves on to some of his corrupt decisions in the past, and keeps just pressing him for being a heel. Cueto eventually has enough, and slaps Mario and takes the mic by force! Sonic and all the other Exile challengers knew the risks and took them anyway. Only the strongest survive in his temple, so he doesn't need anybody who can't keep up! Mario should be worried about whether he's the next one gone.

-@MajinZidane reminds the fans that Zangief might be scary, but he got owned in his debut match. He's about to again! M. Bison shows up and warns Boko not to underestimate Street Fighter.

-Match: Boko v. Zangief
They brawl back and forth for a bit, as Maniac comes to ringside. Zangief wants Maniac again! Boko shrugs and tags Maniac in to finish the match for him. That's not a thing, but nobody really feels like telling any of these guys no. ((the dice really, really like mid-match replacements >_>)) Zangief has Maniac scouted a bit better, and holds his own this time around. Maniac rallies the fans behind him, but Zangief powers out of a mounted turnbuckle punch sequence, and hits a big elevated spinning powerbomb! Both men are down....Maniac roars defiantly, and goes for his Implant DDT...but Zangief throws him off into the ropes. Maniac rebounds and hits a lariat...and another....and the third time Zangief catches him with a spinebuster! 1....2....3!
Winner: Zangief

-Maniac seems upset. We probably haven't seen the last of this.

-Bryan and Flair complain about how the youngsters have no respect these days.

-Match: Eaed v. Flair
Flair rolls out all of his old tricks, although the Time Cops try to help even the playing field. Flair collides with the ref on an Irish Whip, and hits a low blow while the ref is recovering. Cover! 1....2....3!
Winner: Flair

-The Miz is unimpressed backstage with this display.

-Cena and friends express disbelief that they still have to deal with MLMF after all the times they've beaten them down.

-B8WL Champ Cena, Rock, and Scare v. MLMF (ECHO, Truth, Eddv)
Cena gets the STF on ECHO somehow right off the bell, but she ((?)) gets to the ropes. Rock gets the tag and cleans house. ECHO tries to stem the tide by choking Rock out, but Rock powers through with a big tag to Scare. ECHO finally manages to tag out though. Truth gets MLMF back in the match, but after a bit of back and forth with Scare, Cena gets the tag. Five moves of doom, 1, 2, 3, it's over. Eddv never got to wrestle :(
Winners: Cenation

-Cena and pals call out Cueto to find them some new, better opponents.

-Bang is glad David's back to active competition, so Bison can wipe him out again!

-Match: David v. Bison
Bison no-sells a bunch of offense, but then David switches approaches and goes for the legs. He takes Bison down, but Bison finds his feet and hits a wicked Scissors Kick. 1.....2....2.99! David digs deep and makes a "come on" gesture...then gets a Psycho Crusher for the actual finish. You gotta admire his heart, though.
Winner: Bison

-Bison says he's being held back because he's a little too violent for this so-called "temple of violence." He and Bang want real opportunities!
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davidponte
06/14/19 11:58:40 AM
#270:


I don't think I've ever seen such a display of heart
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Tom Bombadil
06/14/19 12:18:07 PM
#271:


-Eddv, having perhaps indulged in one too many shots and one too few squats, hypes Kora up until his mic gets cut off.

-Mastery of Taybles: Korayashi (c) v. Strife2
Kora tackles Strife to the outside, and Strife is stunned for a few seconds while Kora rolls back in. Kora tries to bar entry, but Strife just does the slamming-face-into-ropes thing. The wobbling Kora throws a wild right hand, but actually connects with it, as well as a few followup body blows. Kora gets a rope-assisted abdominal stretch going. Ref breaks it up....and Strife grabs Kora and FLINGS him over the top to the outside! Kora pulls Strife out by the ankles and does a leg lock for a few seconds. Kora releases the hold, both men up, Kora maneuvers behind Strife.... release suplex through a tayble!
Winner and STILL Master of Taybles: Kora

-Kora has proven himself! And Eddv, that was an embarrassment of a promo. He's tired of hanging around all these beard-less losers! Starting tonight, he's his OWN MAN!

-UCA Title: Undertaker (c) v. Bangladesh DuPree w/Bison
Taker has a particularly long entrance tonight, despite having to ride a tricycle to the ring. Bison is seen chatting with the ref while they wait. He no-sells a couple of shoulderblocks, and then hits Old School! He ain't gettin' paid by the hour, because he nearly ends the match with Hell's Gate. Bang gets to the ropes, refusing to be intimidated. She offers a test of strength, loses, and gets a double knee to the gut. Bang comes back with a crossbody, but Taker catches her....Last Ride! Cover attempt....Bison helps Bang reverse it! 1..2..3! Seems like a fast count, but it's over! Taker can't believe it!
Winner and NEW UCA Champion: Bangladesh DuPree

-Bang and Bison celebrate, and the ref gets a Last Ride.
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Strife2
06/14/19 12:18:53 PM
#272:


Damn.
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Tom Bombadil
06/14/19 12:22:06 PM
#273:


SHOW 35
Mario hosts
Boko v. Eddv
Eaed v. Zangief
Cena+Scare v. Flair+Bryan
Taker+Panth v. Bang+Bison
MoT: Kora (c) v. Rock
HARDCORE TITLE: Bowser (c) v. Maniac

SHOW 36: NORMAL PPV
GRUDGE: Maniac v. Zangief
GRUDGE: Bison v. Eaed
GRUDGE (HC?): Bowser v. David
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IhatethisCPU
06/14/19 12:50:54 PM
#274:


ECHO: "Choke on your own blood, man with poorly developed beard. Barring that, prove yourself and do something befitting your status."

Patrick: "....Like what?"

ECHO: "...I don't actually know what any of these people do so I can not say. Perhaps he can go to that spot in the US where Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico meet and default dance in all four states at the same time."

Pat: "What?"

ECHO: "I do not know, apparently that is a thing with you walking fluid tubs."

Pat: "...If you don't know what they do then why are you hanging out with them?"

ECHO: "...That is actually a good point, I do not know. The others will be informed of the unit's dissolution immediately. They can decide what to do after that point."

Pat: "...That will leave the B8WL without a heel st-"

ECHO: "Why do I care what they need or want? If they can not adapt then they can bleed themselves dry. I have other priorities."

Pat: "You have mentioned, what do you mean?"

ECHO: "I do have an interest in Mrs. DuPree, but I will wait until she's finished with the old man of the flag. ...In the meantime, I need to have another word with the war criminal's coward wife."

Pat: "...War criminal-"

ECHO: "You've seen the Unraveled episode, you know what I mean."

Pat: "...That was a com-"

ECHO: "Humor does not obscure truth."

Pat: "What business do you hav-"

ECHO: "I am going to propose an alliance. Cueto is a coward and a fool, and he needs removed from power before he kills this company before I get-"

Pat: "...Par-"

ECHO: "No more questions, boy. Your file is still under review." *Walks away*
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Maniac64
06/14/19 1:04:23 PM
#275:


Well Zangief I guess this is you turning down my job offer. That's fine, we will have a proper rematch some day. but I have other matters to focus on first.

Bowser you and I have had no end of issues. And you are still holding on to the title I want. Now is the Lings time to reign as hardcore champion. U dont care how many henchmen you have, I will win the title.
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Tom Bombadil
06/18/19 5:21:44 PM
#276:


might be a bit for next one
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Tom Bombadil
06/22/19 12:24:35 PM
#277:


I miss it
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Tom Bombadil
06/26/19 1:59:55 PM
#278:


my computer is acting up which will make it a BIT harder to do this but I think I can workaround
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Tom Bombadil
06/27/19 1:20:53 PM
#279:


There's a 20th anniversary version of this game coming out! I have a limited window of time to decide if I wanna drop $99 for vastly upgraded components and slightly updated gameplay.

Alrighty the workaround means using Wifebolo's computer, which is a bit less ergonomic with the playing surface, shrug.
-I don't have the online revamp of the FttM bookmarked on this computer so we're back to the original FAC deck
-I found a kinda fun variant that adds a tiny bit of the strategy for the 2-player version back into the 1-player version so I'm trying that out.
None of that is likely to make an appreciable difference on your end so let's quit whining and get on with it!

Show #35

-Mario is here to host Dario Cueto...but Cueto thinks we've had enough of Mario rambling after last week, and sends him to the back! A frustrated Mario complies as Cueto takes over the segment and brings out....Woody, from the hit blockbuster Toy Story 4! Mario can't swing that! Cueto does a surprisingly standard hype interview for Toy Story 4, and Woody also slips in some B8WL pandering. Out comes BLACK MAGE! Final Fantasy is a bigger deal than Toy Story...hell, even 8-Bit Theater kicks its ass! Woody simply points out that Kingdom Hearts doesn't care about FF anymore, and BM hadokens a chunk of the audience before storming off.

-Goofy apparently tagged along with Woody, and is hanging out with @MajinZidane backstage. Boko almost forgot he had a match!

-Match: Boko v. Eddv
Both of these guys have been kinda hurting for momentum these past few weeks, but Eddv is the only one appearing to care about it in the early stages, as he muscles around the bigger Boko like a ragdoll. Boko eventually gets his head in the game and rallies back, cheered by Subaru Kujo from Sakura Wars. Jigsaw from CHIKARA is also in attendance, and appears to take umbrage to somebody supporting the fun-loving Boko over a more serious wrestler...and they get in a slapfight at ringside! Meanwhile, Eddv has taken control back and hit a piledriver. Shots Fired! 1.....2.....3!
Winner: Eddv

-While both men look like a bigger deal for inspiring the fight, Eddv loses a bit of thunder as the focus is on Miz trying to diffuse the situation post-match.

-Bowser tries to cut a promo, but we have to go to the ring for the next match, to his annoyance.

-Match: Eaed w/Time Cops v. Zangief
Gief lands a Spinning Lariat off the bat, followed by a big slam, but Eaed is able to dig deep and get right back into it. HEART~ will only get him so far against the big man, but Eaed also manages to get him with a possum play into a leglock. The Eaed rally begins in earnest from this point, and the Time Cops get involved as well. Narm from Langrisser (why yes that is in fact her name) mocks Zangief...and he goes over and puts her in a hammerlock out of frustration! Booooo! Zangief returns to the ring and exchanges boots to the head with Eaed...but Eaed's puts him down! 1.....2.....3!
Winner: Eaed

-Bowser storms out and lays Eaed out! He was probably going to stick the winner either way, we think, but Zangief is happy to hold Eaed for Bowser to vent his annoyance! Is Eaed even going to be able to make it to the PPV to face Bison? (Yes but now he's going to be fighting hurt)
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Tom Bombadil
06/27/19 2:05:18 PM
#280:


-Match: B8WL Champ Cena and Scare v. Bryan and Flair
...This match barely starts before Cena and Bryan start really getting into it and brawling! The partners fight on the outside, Rock comes out to help, MLMF show up....it's PANDEMONIUM IN THE ARENA as the ref calls for a double DQ and officials come out to separate everybody.
DOUBLE DQ

-Flair WOOs unhappily about never getting into that match.

-Match: Taker and Panth v. Bison and UCA Champ Bang
Faces take control early on, but Bang manages to cut in at a pivotal point, allowing Bison enough space to give her a much-needed tag. The match goes back and forth a few times....until Bang manages to submit Panth with a Cobra Clutch!
Winners: Bang and Bison

-Narm is backstage getting checked out by medics when Kora walks by on the way to the ring. She compliments his beard, saying that she just loves beards and wishes there were more big manly men like Zangief and Kora around. Kora evidently missed the part where Zangief attacked her and doesn't know Langrisser well enough to know that she wound up with a clean shaven dude, because he struts to the ring with a spring in his step as she rolls her eyes.

-MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion Korayashi v. The Rock
Kora! Kora! At last you're on your own! He fights out of a Rock sleeper hold, but while reversing it, he rams Rock into the ref! Kora has Rock in a hammerlock, but here come the MLMF! They surround the ring as the action grinds to a halt....then beat down their former member Kora! Rock has the good sense to stay out of this, then Rock Bottoms Kora through a tayble when the ref is awake enough to see it.
Winner and NEW Master of Taybles: Rock

-Rock helps Kora to his feet, but Kora storms off.

-HARDCORE TITLE: Bowser (c) v. King Maniac
Maniac gets the upper hand in the initial exchange of blows, but Bowser levels the field with a chair shot. Maniac's up quickly with a dropkick, but Bowser tanks it and hits Whirling Fortress. ArmBAR on Maniac....reversed into an armtwist! Some Goombas run in to break the hold. Maniac fights them, but Bowser gets him into a Hammerlock...and turns it into a buckle bomb! Rack Attack! 1....2....3!
Winner and STILL HC Champ: Bowser

-Bowser flaunts his title as we go off the air, but he's got David coming up at the PPV!
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Tom Bombadil
06/27/19 2:14:55 PM
#281:


SHOW 36: CULTURE CLASH
Mario hosts
MoT: Rock (c) v. Kora v. Eddv
UCA: Bang (c) v. Taker
GRUDGE: Maniac v. Zangief
GRUDGE: Bison v. Eaed
GRUDGE HC: Bowser v. David
B8WL: Cena (c) v. Bryan

FUTURE
(ECHO/Bowser alliance?)
(MLMF breakup?)
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I_Like_Beards
06/27/19 3:07:27 PM
#282:


Nooo my title and also I dont have a team of bearded people :(
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MajinZidane
06/28/19 12:57:55 AM
#283:


FUN LOVING! fun loving
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Maniac64
06/28/19 12:01:36 PM
#284:


I am a King in need of knights.
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Tom Bombadil
07/02/19 2:26:11 PM
#285:


Rave.dj doesn't seem to be cooperating today :(

Show #36- CULTURE CLASH

-Cueto doesn't think Rock has the skills to hang on to the Mastery of Taybles. Rock is gonna prove him wrong and then do anatomically improbable things with the title and Cueto's body.

-MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion The Rock v. Korayashi v. Eddv
Kora gives Eddv a big chop, but Rock ducks when it's his turn and delivers a chop of his own, which Kora tanks. Eddv charges in with a table...but Rock catches the blow, and slams the table back over Eddv's head...breaking it!
WINNER: The Rock

-Rock and Kora jaw at each other- this doesn't seem over.

-Bang is having a dueling trumpets jam session with Louis Armstrong backstage in advance of her title match. You may say "But Tom, Bang has never shown any ability to play trumpet!" and...well, she still hasn't, but that hasn't stopped her from blaring away. She's having a blast and invites Satchmo to play her theme, but he gives a weak excuse and flees the scene as soon as he can.

-UCA Title: Champion Bangladesh DuPree v. The Undertaker
Match never gets started, as Bison waylays Taker on the entrance ramp, David comes out for the save, and we have a LOCKER ROOM CLEARING BRAWL break out. Even Louis Armstrong comes back out to help restore order, and helps Taker to the back once a double DQ is declared.
NO CONTEST

-Maniac is out to promo in advance of his match...when the suspiciously bulky and prominent cameraman levels him with the camera and kicks him a couple of times! He takes off his disguise, and it's Zangief!

-GRUDGE: King Maniac v. Zangief
Maniac fights back with a back rake as Zangief poses. Zangief goes for a headlock, but Maniac powers out with body blows. Maniac misses a tackle and hits the corner, but Zangief appears to have twisted his ankle dodging....except he was playing possum! Takedown on Maniac, then a toss into the ropes...but Maniac comes back with a Lunatic Lariat! Maniac hits a slam, but Gief is right back up with a series of strikes. Maniac gets into a brawl with him, but then slips him into a knee bar. Zangief escapes to the outside, where Maniac smacks him with a trash can. Maniac's getting into it, and tosses Zangief into the ring. Rollup! 1...2....3! Zangief had a foot on the ropes, but the ref missed it!
WINNER: Maniac

-Maniac gets to cut his promo now, where he mentions that he's looking for a few good knights, since Eaed is just one (hurt) man! He's got a plan though [ed. note: it remains to be seen whether he actually does or not, so this may get retconned :P]

-Eaed is still banged up from Zangief's (and Bowser's) attack on him last week, but Bison asked for this match a while back. Eaed walks down a bit gingerly...and Zangief gets him with a spinning lariat on the ramp! The man's already gonna fight hurt! Zangief tosses him into the ring and the bell sounds.

-GRUDGE MATCH: Eaedwards w/Time Cops v. M. Bison
Bison works Eaed over with some methodical stomps, as Eaed struggles to find his feet. The Time Cops eventually step in the ring to give him some breathing room. Match resumes, and Eaed hits a Sling Blade! Bison takes this a bit awkwardly, and now he's favoring his neck. But that doesn't stop him from getting up first and resuming his stomping assault. Devil Reverse! 1....2...3!
WINNER: Bison

-Bison is clearly considering a post-match beatdown, but decides that Eaed's had enough crap for today. And, here comes Mario to interview him!
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07/02/19 2:34:04 PM
#286:


Are nominations open at all?

Cause I want to add Major Armstrong from fullmetal alchemist to the roster.
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Tom Bombadil
07/02/19 3:02:13 PM
#287:


-Just kidding, Mario's here with Kermit the Frog. They have a nice little chat on the stage as Bison leaves the ring. Bison passes by without incident, but Kermit decides to call him out for beating up an injured opponent. Bison turns....and goes for the Psycho Crusher! Kermit ducks it at the last second, and an off-balance Bison tumbles down the ramp a bit before storming off embarrassed.

-Kyoji Kamiya is a man who can appreciate a good massacre, and that's why he's looking forward to seeing David try to fight Bowser!

-HARDCORE TITLE GRUDGE: Bowser (c) v. davidponte
This has been brewing since Bowser disrespected David 2 PPVs ago, and now there's gold on the line to boot! David has to fight through a bunch of the Koopa Klan to even get to the ring, so he has a better idea! He lures the whole gang backstage! He makes it look like he ducked into the women's restroom, and Bowser and his cronies get a whole lot of screaming and slapping for running in after him. Bowser wobbles...and falls on top of David, squishing him a bit. David's buddy (?) Taker shows up and cleans house on the Koopa Klan, with the ref trying to get them under control. David flees under the ring, not having learned his lesson from getting blown up by Bison, and Bowser sure enough just breathes a bunch of fire down there. David gets out in time and smacks Bowser with a chair. He grabs a kitchen sink too, but Bowser swats it away. David throws a monitor at him instead. Bowser takes it and just chucks David through the announce table! David gets up after a second, only to get laid out with a massive clothesline! Bowser's a bit too slow with the cover, and David kicks out. Fine, Bowser just hits a backbreaker....and then chains it into the Rack Attack! It's over!
Winner and STILL champ: Bowser

-Miz and Cueto go back and forth on the previous match- Cueto panning the interference and comedy bits while Miz puts it over as good hardcore action.

-Adol Christin from Ys is backstage training with Panthera. Adol is trying to learn The Pounce from Panth, since it's such a deadly maneuver! He picks it up quickly since he's used to charging at people already.

-B8WL CHAMPIONSHIP: John Cena (c) w/Scare v. Daniel Bryan
The big climax of their week-long feud! Cena powers out of a few basic holds, then reverses one into his Springboard Stunner! He stomps Bryan for good measure, then applies a dreaded HEADLOCK. A YES chant breaks out, oddly. Cena wraps up the rest hold with a forearm to the chin. Bryan escapes a double hammerlock and administers an elbow strike. Cena stumbles out to the floor, and while the ref is checking on him, Scare drags Bryan out too! Bryan kicks Scare, but Cena rolls Bryan back into the ring. Bryan can't see him! AA! 1....2....3!
Winner and STILL champ: Cena

-Miz thanks the fans for coming, and the whole B8WL roster for a great show! (was it?)
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Tom Bombadil
07/02/19 3:11:22 PM
#288:


You may nom FOUR celebs this time!

SHOW 37
Eaed hosts TBD (a winner)
Boko v. Bryan
Scare v. Flair
Mario+Strife v. ECHO+Truth
MoT: Rock (c) v. Kora
Panth v. Bison
GRUDGE: Bowser/Minion v. David/Taker

SHOW 38
Randomaniacs v. Zangief+Bison

SHOW 39: NORMAL PPV

FUTURE
(ECHO/Bowser alliance?)
(MLMF breakup?)
Maniac recruiting

Maniac64 posted...
Are nominations open at all?

Cause I want to add Major Armstrong from fullmetal alchemist to the roster.


They are now, but somebody (CPU, probably) beat you to the punch by nomming both at the same time :P
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Maniac64
07/02/19 3:21:08 PM
#289:


Good job cpu
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IhatethisCPU
07/02/19 4:33:29 PM
#290:


Nom:
Alphinaud (FFXIV)
John Peters (Night Vale, you know, the farmer)
Falsetto (Eternal Sonata)
The Bagged One (Baroque. As a note, I can't in good faith recommend playing Baroque, even with my fondness for it.)
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Maniac64
07/03/19 8:35:18 AM
#291:


Nom Wakka (FFX)
King (Tekken)
Tiger Mask (Tiger Mask)
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I_Like_Beards
07/03/19 6:04:30 PM
#292:


I would like to nominate The Beards to follow me around and harrass beardless people.
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Strife2
07/03/19 11:15:00 PM
#293:


Adol? SWITCH! WHAT"S BITING TODAY!...yeah.
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Copernicus - Candlemass
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Tom Bombadil
07/04/19 2:51:09 PM
#294:


I am kinda tempted to overrule the PPV protocol to run Tag Grand Prix or King of Trios, but dice is law and we actually have a couple decent organic feuds going right now anyway!

but if we were doing tag prix I would be bringing in these two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwvtF1Y6Pw" data-time="

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Tom Bombadil
07/09/19 2:26:15 PM
#295:


I bought their golf game
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IhatethisCPU
07/09/19 3:06:19 PM
#296:


....they have a golf game? o-o
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Tom Bombadil
07/09/19 3:58:19 PM
#297:


It was between that and lacrosse and roller derby this time I think

I don't plan on doing a large scale project like this or the baseball one where I had b8 name everybody but maybe I'll have b8 sign up to fill out a tournament field or something
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IhatethisCPU
07/09/19 4:02:09 PM
#298:


...going to be honest, roller derby is not an option I ever expected to hear again, even after watching Rollerjam in the early 00s. ...And am... oddly curious about how golf or roller derby translate to cards O_O'
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Tom Bombadil
07/09/19 7:19:46 PM
#299:


As far as I can tell all their games are based on a handful of attributes dudes can have (sometimes only part of the time) and different combinations of dice, charts, and cards direct you to check for those qualities and then stuff happens based on whether they pass the check

All the games I've seen play a bit differently from each other but branch off of that basic mechanic
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IhatethisCPU
07/09/19 7:59:08 PM
#300:


...Hmm. Card games with an extremely heavy focus on skill-checks, then. Interestin'... hmm.
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Tom Bombadil
07/17/19 1:23:48 AM
#301:


is a good time!
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