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TheWorstPoster 12/07/18 11:09:03 PM #1: |
Santa would never bring a bad child what they want, nor would he ever bring a good child a lump of coal.
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Sarcasthma 12/07/18 11:10:04 PM #2: |
So...who wants to tell Nathan?
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NightMareBunny 12/07/18 11:10:29 PM #3: |
Krampus Eats them that's what happens
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DrCidd 12/08/18 12:09:32 AM #4: |
NightMareBunny posted...
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Zareth 12/08/18 1:21:34 AM #5: |
Santa only brings presents to those who been good all year! All the other kids... he PUNISHES!!!
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wolfy42 12/08/18 2:29:55 AM #6: |
Actually if the child has no wood to burn and is freezing, he may want coal lol.
Thing about Santa though is he is devious, so if a child was on the naughty list and wanted coal, he would bring them.....fake coal!! Made out of rubber, so it doesn't burn at all. Don't mess with Santa, dudes name is Satan mixed up.....he'll get you when your sleeping. --- "did you steal my f***in signature" Helly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MisterXiado 12/08/18 5:12:17 AM #7: |
If you're poor, you don't even get coal to keep warm, no matter how you behaved.
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ParanoidObsessive 12/08/18 8:56:45 AM #8: |
I thought of this years ago. Coal is actually a valuable resource, and for most of human history getting coal to burn would be considered a good thing. So when and how did it become the archetypal "bad" thing that Santa gives to bad people?
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rogerskg1979 12/08/18 12:18:43 PM #9: |
ParanoidObsessive posted...
I thought of this years ago. Coal is actually a valuable resource, and for most of human history getting coal to burn would be considered a good thing. So when and how did it become the archetypal "bad" thing that Santa gives to bad people? Santa comes down the chimney and lands in the fireplace. If there is a bad kid, then all he has to do is reach down in the fireplace to get a piece of coal to put in the kid's stocking. Coal being a valuable resource won't matter to a kid. Kids don't care about value. Kids don't want clothes and and stuff like that which has value. They want toys and candy and games. Also, quantity matters to most kids more than quality. Ten cheap gifts is going to be better to most kids than one really expensive gift. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 12/08/18 1:10:27 PM #10: |
https://imgur.com/ShJx8xz
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