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YoshitoKikuchi
12/08/18 10:23:21 AM
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment

Would you want to live until 122? Think of what the world would be like!
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myzz7
12/08/18 10:24:18 AM
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but the bible says Abraham and some other people lived to 800 years +

u're fake news TC!
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lilORANG
12/08/18 10:24:42 AM
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She's a dirty liar. God limited the human lifespan to 120.
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Irony
12/08/18 10:26:50 AM
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I don't even want to hit 40
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thrashmetal14
12/08/18 10:28:42 AM
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By the time I'm 120 I'll probably be able to upload my consciousness into a computer chip and become a robot
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/08/18 10:42:33 AM
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Irony posted...
I don't even want to hit 40


Why?
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Vicious_Dios
12/08/18 10:50:43 AM
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She almost reached 123 al she needed was one more day.
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CircleOfManias
12/08/18 10:52:09 AM
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The article says she outlived both her daughter and grandson. Fuck that noise.

myzz7 posted...
but the bible says Abraham and some other people lived to 800 years +

u're fake news TC!


Fun fact about that: back then, many cultures used a lunar calendar rather than a solar one. If you divide those lifespans by 12, you get very normal human lifespans, suggesting it was probably a mistranslation.
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monkmith
12/08/18 10:53:34 AM
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CircleOfManias posted...
The article says she outlived both her daughter and grandson. Fuck that noise.

myzz7 posted...
but the bible says Abraham and some other people lived to 800 years +

u're fake news TC!


Fun fact about that: back then, many cultures used a lunar calendar rather than a solar one. If you divide those lifespans by 12, you get very normal human lifespans, suggesting it was probably a mistranslation.

heathen! THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY GOD!!!!!
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Sariana21
12/08/18 10:54:15 AM
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My husband's grandma is 101 years old today! Only 21 more years to go.
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HenryAllbright
12/08/18 10:56:49 AM
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imagine spending half your life as an old person.
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Forlorn_Ass
12/08/18 10:58:40 AM
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Irony posted...
I don't even want to hit 40

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SquirrelyDan
12/08/18 10:59:53 AM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment

Would you want to live until 122? Think of what the world would be like!

Yeah. I'd like to live longer!
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SquirrelyDan
12/08/18 11:03:12 AM
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HenryAllbright posted...
imagine spending half your life as an old person.

This is my favorite post of December. Officially.
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Zikten
12/08/18 11:37:32 AM
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CircleOfManias posted...
The article says she outlived both her daughter and grandson. Fuck that noise.

myzz7 posted...
but the bible says Abraham and some other people lived to 800 years +

u're fake news TC!


Fun fact about that: back then, many cultures used a lunar calendar rather than a solar one. If you divide those lifespans by 12, you get very normal human lifespans, suggesting it was probably a mistranslation.

Interesting. I never knew that
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Paragon21XX
12/08/18 11:41:18 AM
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CircleOfManias posted...
The article says she outlived both her daughter and grandson. Fuck that noise.

myzz7 posted...
but the bible says Abraham and some other people lived to 800 years +

u're fake news TC!


Fun fact about that: back then, many cultures used a lunar calendar rather than a solar one. If you divide those lifespans by 12, you get very normal human lifespans, suggesting it was probably a mistranslation.

That's not how lunar calendars work.
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Solar_Crimson
12/08/18 11:48:44 AM
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If there was a way to stall the aging process (including the negative effects that came with it), then I'd want to live as long as possible.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/08/18 1:53:12 PM
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bump
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/08/18 10:00:56 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
If there was a way to stall the aging process (including the negative effects that came with it), then I'd want to live as long as possible.


Imagine the 2200s
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DarkTransient
12/08/18 10:12:44 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment


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YoshitoKikuchi
12/09/18 11:50:53 AM
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DarkTransient posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment


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What?
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kingdrake2
12/09/18 11:54:34 AM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
DarkTransient posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment


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What?


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Behaviorism
12/09/18 11:56:10 AM
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Can you fathom being the unpaid, minimum wage-making aide that has to change her clothes? You change her underwear and it probably smelled like the bubonic plague down there.
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122541201
12/09/18 12:28:33 PM
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monkmith posted...
CircleOfManias posted...
The article says she outlived both her daughter and grandson. Fuck that noise.

myzz7 posted...
but the bible says Abraham and some other people lived to 800 years +

u're fake news TC!


Fun fact about that: back then, many cultures used a lunar calendar rather than a solar one. If you divide those lifespans by 12, you get very normal human lifespans, suggesting it was probably a mistranslation.

heathen! THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY GOD!!!!!

inspired by God.
lilORANG posted...
She's a dirty liar. God limited the human lifespan to 120.

125.
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/10/18 12:19:07 AM
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Behaviorism posted...
Can you fathom being the unpaid, minimum wage-making aide that has to change her clothes? You change her underwear and it probably smelled like the bubonic plague down there.


Yuck
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Orlando_Jordan
12/10/18 12:51:59 AM
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Behaviorism posted...
Can you fathom being the unpaid, minimum wage-making aide

Is she unpaid, or making minimum wage?
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masticatingman
12/10/18 12:55:37 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
CircleOfManias posted...
The article says she outlived both her daughter and grandson. Fuck that noise.

myzz7 posted...
but the bible says Abraham and some other people lived to 800 years +

u're fake news TC!


Fun fact about that: back then, many cultures used a lunar calendar rather than a solar one. If you divide those lifespans by 12, you get very normal human lifespans, suggesting it was probably a mistranslation.

That's not how lunar calendars work.


Yeah, the Muslim calendar is a very common example of a lunar calendar. And its just a few days shorter than the solar one (Gregorian). So those biblical ages actually are that insane.
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SquirrelyDan
12/10/18 5:25:21 PM
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Bumpity bump.
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