Current Events > Man lion almost rekt by hyenas- until his bro shows up

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NeuralLaxative
12/09/18 10:45:56 AM
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PIITB415
12/09/18 10:48:00 AM
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Vicious_Dios
12/09/18 10:50:43 AM
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Dumbass lion.
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Genocet_10-325
12/09/18 10:57:35 AM
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Man lion died at the room shot up to 97 degrees
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SSJGrimReaper
12/09/18 11:00:49 AM
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they changed the Scar vs Hyenas scene from Lion King
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Fony
12/09/18 11:06:57 AM
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The Mapogos were the best lions.
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EliteC
12/09/18 11:08:06 AM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/lion-battles-hyenas-bbc-video

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Hyenas are so disgusting. And cowardly, imagine 20 ganging up on a single lion and then getting scared if its two lions lol
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babyeatermax
12/09/18 11:10:25 AM
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So hyenas really do laugh
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trappedunderice
12/09/18 11:24:21 AM
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They trying to rip his balls off thats why he keeps sitting down, hyenas are cowards.
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CableZL
12/09/18 11:28:35 AM
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sobergermanguy
12/09/18 6:28:49 PM
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Thought this was going to be an anime fight. was expecting a half-human lion hybrid to be fighting some hyenas based on the title.
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NeuralLaxative
12/10/18 12:11:56 AM
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Nope just a lion getting bit by some pointy bois
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Littlegator
12/10/18 12:16:41 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Man lion died at the room shot up to 97 degrees

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Manocheese
12/10/18 12:17:54 AM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Man lion died at the room shot up to 97 degrees

LOL, why would the lions be indoors? Are they in a zoo without proper air conditioning?
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BillyKidd
12/10/18 12:18:38 AM
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1:37 it was at this moment, he realized he fucked up
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MuayThai85
12/10/18 12:26:27 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
They trying to rip his balls off thats why he keeps sitting down, hyenas are cowards.


Lions will do the same to Cape Buffalo when they're hunting. It's a glaring weak point on male mammals. But yes, they were all going straight for his nuts every time he moved. If they would have gotten them, he probably would have gotten killed. Hyena have ridiculous bite force and that lion would have been fucked. Even if he managed to survive once his brother joined in, his nuts would never function again.
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EliteC
12/10/18 12:29:30 AM
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CableZL posted...
He shouldn't have gone to the shadowy place


Lol
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EliteC
12/10/18 12:31:42 AM
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@trappedunderice posted...
They trying to rip his balls off thats why he keeps sitting down, hyenas are cowards.


I saw a video where this big strong buffalo is running away from hyenas.

He almost escaped but then one bit his balls. He screamed real loud, sort of like King Kong, and the hyena ripped them off and ate them (they had a string attached to them, the vas deferens, it looked like a spaghetti).

After that the Buffalo was in so much pain he just gave up... he sat there and waited to be eaten :(
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EliteC
12/10/18 12:32:51 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
trappedunderice posted...
They trying to rip his balls off thats why he keeps sitting down, hyenas are cowards.


Lions will do the same to Cape Buffalo when they're hunting. It's a glaring weak point on male mammals. But yes, they were all going straight for his nuts every time he moved. If they would have gotten them, he probably would have gotten killed. Hyena have ridiculous bite force and that lion would have been fucked. Even if he managed to survive once his brother joined in, his nuts would never function again.


Why are male lions or whatever the strong ones then? Females dont have this nut problem
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ledbowman
12/10/18 12:35:31 AM
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Gazelle watching in the background like "smh."
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sobergermanguy
12/10/18 12:41:53 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
trappedunderice posted...
They trying to rip his balls off thats why he keeps sitting down, hyenas are cowards.


Lions will do the same to Cape Buffalo when they're hunting. It's a glaring weak point on male mammals. But yes, they were all going straight for his nuts every time he moved. If they would have gotten them, he probably would have gotten killed. Hyena have ridiculous bite force and that lion would have been fucked. Even if he managed to survive once his brother joined in, his nuts would never function again.

not like they're losing much. aren't male lions extremely quick shots with really small dicks? must suck being a female lion
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MuayThai85
12/10/18 12:45:57 AM
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Well, seeing as how testosterone is produced in your nuts, I can't help but think it would weaken a male lion in the long run. It would also ruin his position in the pride seeing as how he can't knock up all the females to produce more cubs leaving his pride ready for a hostile takeover by another male lion.

And their dicks are barbed if I remember correctly. If it took them 20 minutes to finish it would suck even more for the female lions than it already does. There is a reason they bite their neck when they mount after all.
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sobergermanguy
12/10/18 1:25:32 AM
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I'm learning stuff
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EliteC
12/10/18 8:03:02 AM
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EliteC posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
trappedunderice posted...
They trying to rip his balls off thats why he keeps sitting down, hyenas are cowards.


Lions will do the same to Cape Buffalo when they're hunting. It's a glaring weak point on male mammals. But yes, they were all going straight for his nuts every time he moved. If they would have gotten them, he probably would have gotten killed. Hyena have ridiculous bite force and that lion would have been fucked. Even if he managed to survive once his brother joined in, his nuts would never function again.


Why are male lions or whatever the strong ones then? Females dont have this nut problem
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EliteC
12/10/18 8:03:33 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Well, seeing as how testosterone is produced in your nuts, I can't help but think it would weaken a male lion in the long run. It would also ruin his position in the pride seeing as how he can't knock up all the females to produce more cubs leaving his pride ready for a hostile takeover by another male lion.

And their dicks are barbed if I remember correctly. If it took them 20 minutes to finish it would suck even more for the female lions than it already does. There is a reason they bite their neck when they mount after all.

I think they would die from the blood loss?
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12/10/18 8:18:04 AM
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NeuralLaxative
12/10/18 9:09:07 AM
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sobergermanguy posted...
I'm learning stuff


I for one didnt realize ripping off balls was natures favorite pasttime
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MuayThai85
12/10/18 11:11:12 AM
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EliteC posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Well, seeing as how testosterone is produced in your nuts, I can't help but think it would weaken a male lion in the long run. It would also ruin his position in the pride seeing as how he can't knock up all the females to produce more cubs leaving his pride ready for a hostile takeover by another male lion.

And their dicks are barbed if I remember correctly. If it took them 20 minutes to finish it would suck even more for the female lions than it already does. There is a reason they bite their neck when they mount after all.

I think they would die from the blood loss?


You'd be surprised. If they can pack the wound full of dirt (ideally mud), they might survive.

I was bear hunting once, got myself a 400lb black bear. In his left shoulder plate there were two broken arrowheads. That alone would be interesting enough but his other shoulder plate had been shattered by a bullet and healed all fucked up. Found multiple bullet fragments in the muscle around the area. He probably got shot, took off running and packed the wound with dirt.
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Muffinz0rz
12/10/18 11:12:33 AM
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RIP man lion
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EliteC
12/10/18 11:16:47 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
EliteC posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Well, seeing as how testosterone is produced in your nuts, I can't help but think it would weaken a male lion in the long run. It would also ruin his position in the pride seeing as how he can't knock up all the females to produce more cubs leaving his pride ready for a hostile takeover by another male lion.

And their dicks are barbed if I remember correctly. If it took them 20 minutes to finish it would suck even more for the female lions than it already does. There is a reason they bite their neck when they mount after all.

I think they would die from the blood loss?


You'd be surprised. If they can pack the wound full of dirt (ideally mud), they might survive.

I was bear hunting once, got myself a 400lb black bear. In his left shoulder plate there were two broken arrowheads. That alone would be interesting enough but his other shoulder plate had been shattered by a bullet and healed all fucked up. Found multiple bullet fragments in the muscle around the area. He probably got shot, took off running and packed the wound with dirt.


Youre right.

Thats muscle/bone though. I would assume the nuts are different since theyre organs and got an artery dedicated to them as well. But I could be wrong
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kingdrake2
12/10/18 11:19:08 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Well, seeing as how testosterone is produced in your nuts, I can't help but think it would weaken a male lion in the long run. It would also ruin his position in the pride seeing as how he can't knock up all the females to produce more cubs leaving his pride ready for a hostile takeover by another male lion.

And their dicks are barbed if I remember correctly. If it took them 20 minutes to finish it would suck even more for the female lions than it already does. There is a reason they bite their neck when they mount after all.


that's how our pet cats breed and the reason why shelters get filled up with so much kitten offspring.
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