Board 8 > ITT we theorize how Link can maybe ever lose

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Moonroof 12/09/18 12:41:28 PM #1:	Crono: Chrono Trigger 2 comes out, sells amazingly, and Crono is badass in it. Crono also is included in Smash. Cloud: FFVII remake comes out, sells amazingly. A series of Zelda games come out, Link is wimpy and pathetic in all of them, thus lessening his appeal. I think thats about it. <cite>Moonroof posted [p:913823531] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Crono: Chrono Trigger 2 comes out, sells amazingly, and Crono is badass in it. Crono also is included in Smash. Cloud: FFVII remake comes out, sells amazingly. A series of Zelda games come out, Link is wimpy and pathetic in all of them, thus lessening his appeal. I think thats about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanis23 12/09/18 12:42:11 PM #2:	Futanari --- wololo <cite>Nanis23 posted [p:913823568] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Futanari</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 12/09/18 12:42:41 PM #3:	Some random character catches a rally and brings in 50,000 votes from outside the site and blasts Link out of the water with the low votals we have on site now. --- September 1, 2003; November 4, 2007; September 2, 2013 Congratulations to DP Oblivion in the Guru Contest! <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:913823592] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Some random character catches a rally and brings in 50,000 votes from outside the site and blasts Link out of the water with the low votals we have on site now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pirateking2000 12/09/18 12:46:30 PM #4:	Rallies in general FFVIIR coming out and being absolutely amazing while a zelda game comes out around roughly the same time and sucks hard Kojima reveals Snake for Death Stranding or some crazy shit like that while Zelda also fucking up recently Deltarune releasing and the contest occurs around the time it is at peak popularity (assuming it is as good as Undertale / garners as much attention) --- XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2 "There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama <cite>Pirateking2000 posted [p:913823768] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Rallies in general FFVIIR coming out and being absolutely amazing while a zelda game comes out around roughly the same time and sucks hard Kojima reveals Snake for Death Stranding or some crazy shit like that while Zelda also fucking up recently Deltarune releasing and the contest occurs around the time it is at peak popularity (assuming it is as good as Undertale / garners as much attention)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ashethan 12/09/18 12:52:45 PM #5:	Nintendo sells the rights to Zelda to EA, who in turn releases a crappy new Zelda every year with tons of lootboxes. --- Growing up, I wish some teacher told me "You probably won't ever need this, but if you don't learn it, you might miss out on something really cool." <cite>Ashethan posted [p:913824051] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo sells the rights to Zelda to EA, who in turn releases a crappy new Zelda every year with tons of lootboxes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Averia 12/09/18 1:01:45 PM #6:	Link vs Zelda vs Ganondorf vs Mario vs Cloud, maybe <cite>Averia posted [p:913824483] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Link vs Zelda vs Ganondorf vs Mario vs Cloud, maybe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Logience 12/09/18 1:18:19 PM #7:	Superheroes and anime protagonists. --- >unironically playing video games <cite>Logience posted [p:913825396] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Superheroes and anime protagonists.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Bombadil 12/09/18 1:18:51 PM #8:	Miyamoto mentions offhand in a tweet that Link is gay --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png A thousand candles of peace <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:913825428] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Miyamoto mentions offhand in a tweet that Link is gay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexxar500 12/09/18 1:20:44 PM #9:	Moonroof posted... Cloud: FFVII remake comes out, sells amazingly. Good joke! --- Best wishes. <cite>Rexxar500 posted [p:913825523] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote><cite>Moonroof posted...</cite> <quote>Cloud: FFVII remake comes out, sells amazingly.</quote> Good joke!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 12/09/18 1:21:20 PM #10:	Miyamoto mentions offhand in a tweet that Link is not gay --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:913825554] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Miyamoto mentions offhand in a tweet that Link is not gay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Logience 12/09/18 1:23:35 PM #11:	Lopen posted... Miyamoto mentions offhand in a tweet that Link is gay FTFY --- >unironically playing video games <cite>Logience posted [p:913825660] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lopen posted...</cite> <quote>Miyamoto mentions offhand in a tweet that Link is gay</quote> FTFY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
red sox 777 12/09/18 1:24:29 PM #12:	The FFVII remake should have Link as a final bonus boss. He'll be almost impossible to beat because he will have many attacks that can OHKO your entire party even with all characters with their stats and equipment maxed out, and your only hope is that he will get unlucky and miss a lot of times. --- September 1, 2003; November 4, 2007; September 2, 2013 Congratulations to DP Oblivion in the Guru Contest! <cite>red sox 777 posted [p:913825712] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>The FFVII remake should have Link as a final bonus boss. He'll be almost impossible to beat because he will have many attacks that can OHKO your entire party even with all characters with their stats and equipment maxed out, and your only hope is that he will get unlucky and miss a lot of times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperNiceDog 12/09/18 1:25:31 PM #13:	Link ends up on cereal boxes, phones, google commercials, becomes so mainstream and common knowledge that he becomes uncool(somehow) for the voters on this site --- GJ BK_Sheikah <cite>SuperNiceDog posted [p:913825760] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Link ends up on cereal boxes, phones, google commercials, becomes so mainstream and common knowledge that he becomes uncool(somehow) for the voters on this site</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kenri 12/09/18 1:25:43 PM #14:	Miyamoto mentions offhand in a tweet that Link is sapiosexual --- Congrats to BKSheikah, who knows more about years than anyone else. <cite>Kenri posted [p:913825765] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Miyamoto mentions offhand in a tweet that Link is sapiosexual</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Logience 12/09/18 1:26:32 PM #15:	red sox 777 posted... The FFVII remake should have Link as a final bonus boss. He'll be almost impossible to beat because he will have many attacks that can OHKO your entire party even with all characters with their stats and equipment maxed out, and your only hope is that he will get unlucky and miss a lot of times. That sounds more like something thatd boost him instead of hurt him. Just look at Sephy. --- >unironically playing video games <cite>Logience posted [p:913825803] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote><cite>red sox 777 posted...</cite> <quote>The FFVII remake should have Link as a final bonus boss. He'll be almost impossible to beat because he will have many attacks that can OHKO your entire party even with all characters with their stats and equipment maxed out, and your only hope is that he will get unlucky and miss a lot of times.</quote> That sounds more like something thatd boost him instead of hurt him. Just look at Sephy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tom Bombadil 12/09/18 1:30:43 PM #16:	Nintendo's secret child trafficking ring is exposed --- https://imgtc.com/i/uWMMlnN.png A thousand candles of peace <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:913826012] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Nintendo's secret child trafficking ring is exposed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexxar500 12/09/18 11:55:36 PM #17:	red sox 777 posted... The FFVII remake should have Link as a final bonus boss. He'll be almost impossible to beat because he will have many attacks that can OHKO your entire party even with all characters with their stats and equipment maxed out, and your only hope is that he will get unlucky and miss a lot of times. One winged Linkaroth! Though I wonder how many cheap bosses like that actually exist. --- Best wishes. <cite>Rexxar500 posted [p:913860237] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote><cite>red sox 777 posted...</cite> <quote>The FFVII remake should have Link as a final bonus boss. He'll be almost impossible to beat because he will have many attacks that can OHKO your entire party even with all characters with their stats and equipment maxed out, and your only hope is that he will get unlucky and miss a lot of times.</quote> One winged Linkaroth! Though I wonder how many cheap bosses like that actually exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trogita 12/10/18 12:08:35 AM #18:	Threeway with Zelda <cite>trogita posted [p:913860801] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Threeway with Zelda</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
5tarscream 12/10/18 12:16:40 AM #19:	Link speaks and his voice actor is absolute dogshit. --- User ID: 4002777 <cite>5tarscream posted [p:913861141] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Link speaks and his voice actor is absolute dogshit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 12/10/18 4:05:26 AM #20:	5tarscream posted... Link speaks and his voice actor is absolute dogshit. Chie's VA from P4G. --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:913867654] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote><cite>5tarscream posted...</cite> <quote>Link speaks and his voice actor is absolute dogshit.</quote> Chie's VA from P4G.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Calintares 12/10/18 4:14:48 AM #21:	Multiple games on the level of Metroid Other M that try to give Link a character and a voice but end up ruining his personality might do it if he got a picture from that game and was up against top-tier competition like post-remake Cloud. --- ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die. <cite>Calintares posted [p:913867850] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Multiple games on the level of Metroid Other M that try to give Link a character and a voice but end up ruining his personality might do it if he got a picture from that game and was up against top-tier competition like post-remake Cloud.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vlado 12/10/18 4:15:37 AM #22:	Rally. Theorising over. --- Blitzball fan? Try Captain Tsubasa II (in English) for NES! *Best game reviews: http://betweenlifeandgames.com* <cite>Vlado posted [p:913867868] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>Rally. Theorising over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ultimaphazon 12/10/18 4:26:21 AM #23:	In order to promote racial diversity, Link's skincolor will be changed to black. RacistFAQs will do the rest. --- Not changing this sig until Caius Ballad is released in FFRK. <cite>Ultimaphazon posted [p:913868068] in ITT we the... [t:77285093]...</cite> <quote>In order to promote racial diversity, Link's skincolor will be changed to black. RacistFAQs will do the rest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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