Board 8 > I wrote a sonnet about your mother.

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HaRRicH
12/10/18 1:44:51 PM
#1:


Yo Momma Can't Cook

Your mother isn't a very good cook.
I can't stand a single thing she makes.
She lost all the recipes in her book
And can barely make a bowl of corn flakes.

She burns her hands on easy-bake ovens
And drops knives on the floor, but won't rinse them.
She skips blueberries when making muffins.
Kroger has good ones though -- won't you bring some?

I like crispy bacon, but she fries bricks
With a side of fire extinguisher.
She drops them on a plate, forming new cracks,
Both in her plate and our teeth -- god bless her.

I say, your mother's cooking is so bad,
It killed your brother Chad, plus Brad and your dad.
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GildedFool
12/10/18 1:45:46 PM
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Yes you did.
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HaRRicH
12/11/18 7:59:47 AM
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Bump, because the poetry open mic I was invited to didn't have the space to let me share my first sonnet in fifteen years.

This is my art -- this was in my heart.
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Mozzezz
12/11/18 10:10:10 AM
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Your mom! lol.
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HaRRicH
12/11/18 5:31:31 PM
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Mozzezz posted...
Your mom! lol.


no yours
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Mozzezz
12/11/18 9:10:34 PM
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HaRRicH posted...
Mozzezz posted...
Your mom! lol.


no yours


That's what your mom said lol.
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bryans7
12/11/18 9:22:05 PM
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No one liked Chad anyways.
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