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HaRRicH 12/10/18 1:44:51 PM #1: |
Yo Momma Can't Cook
Your mother isn't a very good cook. I can't stand a single thing she makes. She lost all the recipes in her book And can barely make a bowl of corn flakes. She burns her hands on easy-bake ovens And drops knives on the floor, but won't rinse them. She skips blueberries when making muffins. Kroger has good ones though -- won't you bring some? I like crispy bacon, but she fries bricks With a side of fire extinguisher. She drops them on a plate, forming new cracks, Both in her plate and our teeth -- god bless her. I say, your mother's cooking is so bad, It killed your brother Chad, plus Brad and your dad. --- Nominate METAL MAN for 20XX! https://imgur.com/Dr4NAeq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GildedFool 12/10/18 1:45:46 PM #2: |
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HaRRicH 12/11/18 7:59:47 AM #3: |
Bump, because the poetry open mic I was invited to didn't have the space to let me share my first sonnet in fifteen years.
This is my art -- this was in my heart. --- Nominate METAL MAN for 20XX! https://imgur.com/Dr4NAeq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mozzezz 12/11/18 10:10:10 AM #4: |
Your mom! lol.
--- "Lower your guard and you will allow the enemy in." - Frog from Chrono Trigger (the original alt frog). https://imgur.com/hSc6hOs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaRRicH 12/11/18 5:31:31 PM #5: |
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Mozzezz 12/11/18 9:10:34 PM #6: |
HaRRicH posted...
Mozzezz posted...Your mom! lol. That's what your mom said lol. --- "Lower your guard and you will allow the enemy in." - Frog from Chrono Trigger (the original alt frog). https://imgur.com/hSc6hOs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bryans7 12/11/18 9:22:05 PM #7: |
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