Poll of the Day > Are apples even good for you?

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Lokarin
05/18/19 9:57:28 AM
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They're literally malus
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Mead
05/18/19 9:58:53 AM
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Only in their final forms
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JOExHIGASHI
05/18/19 10:05:54 AM
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they keep doctors away
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Lokarin
05/18/19 10:07:10 AM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
they keep doctors away


fun fact - that's because of apples' high flouride content, and this was perpetuated by dentists (who were called doctors at the time)
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Bowdler
05/18/19 10:34:31 AM
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Sure, just don't eat the skin or swallow the seeds. Even if you have to use your toe knife to remove the skin.
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Lokarin
05/18/19 10:40:13 AM
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Bowdler posted...
Sure, just don't eat the skin or swallow the seeds. Even if you have to use your toe knife to remove the skin.


My toe knife is in my shoe, I don't wear my shoes inside....

also what's wrong with the skin (after being washed of course)? I don't eat the seeds though.
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Nichtcrawler X
05/18/19 10:43:54 AM
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Bowdler posted...
Sure, just don't eat the skin


Sure, let's not eat the healthiest part just because it does not taste as good...
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SilentSeph
05/18/19 11:19:53 AM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
they keep doctors away

Especially if you throw them hard enough
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I__I
05/18/19 11:20:12 AM
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I eat the entire apple. The core won't move out of my way, and I won't go around it, so I go right through it.
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FarmerGeddon
05/18/19 11:32:36 AM
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Bowdler posted...
Sure, just don't eat the skin or swallow the seeds. Even if you have to use your toe knife to remove the skin.


I would throw up NOW
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Bowdler
05/18/19 11:45:38 AM
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If you do happen to swallow a seed smoke a cigarette to stop the toxins.
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Mead
05/18/19 12:37:54 PM
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Bowdler posted...
If you do happen to swallow a seed smoke a cigarette to stop the toxins.


Nothing is gonna happen from eating a single apple seed. You could eat an entire apple seeds and all and be totally fine
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darcandkharg31
05/19/19 2:10:56 AM
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Mead posted...
Bowdler posted...
If you do happen to swallow a seed smoke a cigarette to stop the toxins.


Nothing is gonna happen from eating a single apple seed. You could eat an entire apple seeds and all and be totally fine

because you smoked a cigarette.
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FatalAccident
05/19/19 2:16:26 AM
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Lokarin posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...
they keep doctors away


fun fact - that's because of apples' high flouride content, and this was perpetuated by dentists (who were called doctors at the time)

If you consider that fact fun then boy u must have some booooooring life bro
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jramirez23
05/19/19 3:03:56 AM
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I__I posted...
I eat the entire apple. The core won't move out of my way, and I won't go around it, so I go right through it.

What about the top cavity part? I'm afraid to eat that because I think it's hard to clean.
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I__I
05/19/19 4:16:30 PM
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jramirez23 posted...
I__I posted...
I eat the entire apple. The core won't move out of my way, and I won't go around it, so I go right through it.

What about the top cavity part? I'm afraid to eat that because I think it's hard to clean.

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jramirez23
05/20/19 12:12:55 AM
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I__I posted...
jramirez23 posted...
I__I posted...
I eat the entire apple. The core won't move out of my way, and I won't go around it, so I go right through it.

What about the top cavity part? I'm afraid to eat that because I think it's hard to clean.

"God made dirt, dirt won't hurt."

But pesticides?
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pedro45
05/20/19 12:23:23 AM
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This is such a serious sounding discussion
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BUMPED2002
05/20/19 12:53:09 AM
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Lokarin posted...
They're literally malus

Yes they are! I like em fried with a hint of cinnamon with pork chops! Yummy!
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Lokarin
05/20/19 11:25:55 AM
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pedro45 posted...
This is such a serious sounding discussion


I was most commenting on apples having a general lack of micronutrients.
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Smiffwilm
05/20/19 11:28:57 AM
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I'm sure they are. However, they are especially good to eat when one wants to appear to be an asshole.
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I__I
05/20/19 6:07:28 PM
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jramirez23 posted...
I__I posted...
jramirez23 posted...
I__I posted...
I eat the entire apple. The core won't move out of my way, and I won't go around it, so I go right through it.

What about the top cavity part? I'm afraid to eat that because I think it's hard to clean.

"God made dirt, dirt won't hurt."

But pesticides?

A little bit won't hurt according to the FDA (https://www.epa.gov/safepestcontrol/food-and-pesticides).

However, the United States government doesn't always have our best interests at heart, so I'm not treating it as fact. I do know that pesticides are pulled from the market due to safety concerns. My dad has been using pesticides for 40+ years (exterminator with a commercial applicator's license), and he has seen pesticides taken off the market due to safety concerns (the most well-known being DDT). Also, with a dad who has been using pesticides for that length of time (and checked by his doctor for levels in his blood), I'm not too worried. Granted, he wasn't eating the pesticides, so that point may be moot. XD

I still wash my apples, though. Who knows who touched it and where their hands have been. ;)
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I__I
05/20/19 6:08:27 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
I'm sure they are. However, they are especially good to eat when one wants to appear to be an asshole.

So that's why I eat so many apples!
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