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Cocytus
05/19/19 2:37:49 AM
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Choose: Infinitely wealthy or Infinite sex? - Results (50 votes)
1. Infinite wealth
86% (43 votes)
43
2. Infinite sex
14% (7 votes)
7
These are the non-negotiable conditions:

Infinite wealth: All the money you want, never go broke, never have to check you bank account. Restriction, you can't have sex ever again and you can't use the money to buy hoes, go to strip clubs, nothing sexual ever again.

Infinite sex: You have the power to seduce anyone you want, however many times you want, all the sex you can take. Everything you want sexually is yours. But you'll live paycheck to paycheck, always broke for the rest of your days, struggling to make ends meet on a weekly basis. And your lovers will never give you a dime.

What special gift would you choose?

PS: Absolutely no loopholes
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Mistere Man
05/19/19 2:39:36 AM
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Money

Can I use the money to buy sex things for others? Like a gift that isnt for me?
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Cocytus
05/19/19 2:41:07 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
Money

Can I use the money to buy sex things for others? Like a gift that isnt for me?

Yeah sure, you can buy someone a sex present, but it won't have anything to do with you.
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Chicken
05/19/19 2:41:52 AM
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Infinite wealth but no sex is like my life now, but with money
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MabusIncarnate
05/19/19 2:42:21 AM
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Can I still watch porn? What if I see tits in a movie unexpectedly, do I die?
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Cocytus
05/19/19 2:42:59 AM
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Chicken posted...
Infinite wealth but no sex is like my life now, but with money

I chose wealth too. Sex doesn't interest me too much anymore and I need the money more.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 2:44:36 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Can I still watch porn? What if I see tits in a movie unexpectedly, do I die?

You can watch it, but you cannot engage, fap, etc. Taking the infinite sex automatically stops you from being able to perform in any way. That's the trade off.
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im not 13
05/19/19 2:46:15 AM
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MabusIncarnate
05/19/19 2:48:16 AM
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Cocytus posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Can I still watch porn? What if I see tits in a movie unexpectedly, do I die?

You can watch it, but you cannot engage, fap, etc. Taking the infinite sex automatically stops you from being able to perform in any way. That's the trade off.

Oh shit, so no deeding whatsoever either? That might be a game changer.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 2:48:22 AM
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im not 13 posted...
I guess sex since I'm married

You can stay married, but it'd be a platonic relationship. You can be in love, but absolutely nothing sexual. You could take the money option to help your family/wife, but the sex is over.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 2:49:16 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Cocytus posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Can I still watch porn? What if I see tits in a movie unexpectedly, do I die?

You can watch it, but you cannot engage, fap, etc. Taking the infinite sex automatically stops you from being able to perform in any way. That's the trade off.

Oh shit, so no deeding whatsoever either? That might be a game changer.

That's right, no deeding, you cannot have any sexual gratification whatsoever.
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Umbreon
05/19/19 3:20:55 AM
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Shit.

I actually want a child someday, but being forever broke, how could I provide for them?
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:22:17 AM
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Umbreon posted...
Shit.

I actually want a child someday, but being forever broke, how could I provide for them?

You can get by, barely. And you can always adopt a child.
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Wetterdew
05/19/19 3:22:25 AM
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Do you still get horny or even have a sexuality?

If not then it's not so bad.
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_Rinku_
05/19/19 3:23:31 AM
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No strip clubs? No paying for anything sexual, like contributing to the Patreon of a erotic model or even looking at free websites?
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BillyKidd
05/19/19 3:23:34 AM
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infinite sex hands down. My celebrity girlfriends won't give me a dime, they'll just buy stuff that i borrow from time to time.
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CaptainOfCrush
05/19/19 3:24:46 AM
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Both of these sound horrible
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:26:51 AM
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Wetterdew posted...
Do you still get horny or even have a sexuality?

If not then it's not so bad.

Not really no. You might here and there, but your libido will fade away.

_Rinku_ posted...
No strip clubs? No paying for anything sexual, like contributing to the Patreon of a erotic model or even looking at free websites?

You can look, that's it. But you'd be torturing yourself.

BillyKidd posted...
infinite sex hands down. My celebrity girlfriends won't give me a dime, they'll just buy stuff that i borrow from time to time.

Maybe, no guarantee. You won't be supported by your lovers in any way.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:27:29 AM
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CaptainOfCrush posted...
Both of these sound horrible

All the money or pussy in the world doesn't sound appealing to you?
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gguirao
05/19/19 3:33:15 AM
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Money.
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MedeaLysistrata
05/19/19 3:36:35 AM
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I really could use the money

Also it would be pretty irresponsible to not solve many global problems if I have the chance
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_Rinku_
05/19/19 3:36:52 AM
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Cocytus posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
No strip clubs? No paying for anything sexual, like contributing to the Patreon of a erotic model or even looking at free websites?

You can look, that's it. But you'd be torturing yourself.


...I think I could live with that for infinite money.
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BillyKidd
05/19/19 3:36:57 AM
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Cocytus posted...
BillyKidd posted...
infinite sex hands down. My celebrity girlfriends won't give me a dime, they'll just buy stuff that i borrow from time to time.

Maybe, no guarantee. You won't be supported by your lovers in any way.


right, because when you meet someone that is always able to talk themselves into your pants and you keep wanting more, aren't going to go out of your way to keep them near.

"Oh babe, I would love to stick around, but she's got a PS4."; Like someone under my superpowers ain't going to run to the store and buy a PS4 so I stay at their place.
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au_gold
05/19/19 3:38:59 AM
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Give me the money.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:39:10 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I really could use the money

Also it would be pretty irresponsible to not solve many global problems if I have the chance

Interesting perspective, altruistic.

_Rinku_ posted...
Cocytus posted...
_Rinku_ posted...
No strip clubs? No paying for anything sexual, like contributing to the Patreon of a erotic model or even looking at free websites?

You can look, that's it. But you'd be torturing yourself.


...I think I could live with that for infinite money.

Absolutely

BillyKidd posted...
Cocytus posted...
BillyKidd posted...
infinite sex hands down. My celebrity girlfriends won't give me a dime, they'll just buy stuff that i borrow from time to time.

Maybe, no guarantee. You won't be supported by your lovers in any way.


right, because when you meet someone that is always able to talk themselves into your pants and you keep wanting more, aren't going to go out of your way to keep them near.

"Oh babe, I would love to stick around, but she's got a PS4."; Like someone under my superpowers ain't going to run to the store and buy a PS4 so I stay at their place.

o_O see OP pl0x
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:39:29 AM
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au_gold posted...
Give me the money.

That's what I picked too.
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MedeaLysistrata
05/19/19 3:41:26 AM
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Cocytus posted...

Interesting perspective, altruistic.

Is it really altruism if my wealth is not a limited resource?
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:44:17 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Cocytus posted...

Interesting perspective, altruistic.

Is it really altruism if my wealth is not a limited resource?

Sure, giving money to someone who needs it is a good deed.
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BillyKidd
05/19/19 3:45:46 AM
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i did see OP. They aren't giving me a single cent. I merely suggest that they should get something for their place and because they don't want me to leave, they'll get it for themselves and allow me to use.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:48:02 AM
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BillyKidd posted...
i did see OP. They aren't giving me a single cent. I merely suggest that they should get something for their place and because they don't want me to leave, they'll get it for themselves and allow me to use.

Sure, as long as you don't profit from it in assets.
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BillyKidd
05/19/19 3:50:17 AM
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I don't need assets if I'm multiple wealthy women's kept man
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:52:38 AM
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BillyKidd posted...
I don't need assets if I'm multiple wealthy women's kept man

They're not going to support you. That's part of the deal. You can hump them but then they kick you out the house if you ain't getting it on. You cannot profit in anyway for taking the infinite sex option. They're practically hook-ups.
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DirkDiggles
05/19/19 3:55:26 AM
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Sex is overrated when you have an infinite funds for life. That much sex would get tiresome and boring really quickly.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:56:03 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Sex is overrated when you have an infinite funds for life. That much sex would get tiresome and boring really quickly.

Yeah, plus as you get older your libido tends to go down anyway.
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DirkDiggles
05/19/19 3:57:48 AM
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Yeah. The older you get, the tougher it is to plow the fields.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 3:59:37 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Yeah. The older you get, the tougher it is to plow the fields.

Yeah, or even want to. The money will last though and keep you in good stead.
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CaptainOfCrush
05/19/19 4:23:39 AM
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Cocytus posted...
CaptainOfCrush posted...
Both of these sound horrible

All the money or pussy in the world doesn't sound appealing to you?

I'd much rather have a normal-life balance where you make some money and enjoy some sex. Going all-or-nothing on either of these would just lead to a miserable life, especially for someone who actually wants sex.
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Cocytus
05/19/19 4:36:28 AM
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CaptainOfCrush posted...
Cocytus posted...
CaptainOfCrush posted...
Both of these sound horrible

All the money or pussy in the world doesn't sound appealing to you?

I'd much rather have a normal-life balance where you make some money and enjoy some sex. Going all-or-nothing on either of these would just lead to a miserable life, especially for someone who actually wants sex.

But if you had to choose, hypothetically...?
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HashtagTartarus
05/19/19 4:45:41 AM
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WavyNoobSauce
05/19/19 5:01:25 AM
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Neither. These are both awful
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Cocytus
05/19/19 5:03:02 AM
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WavyNoobSauce posted...
Neither. These are both awful

But if you had to choose, what would you chose.
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LethalAffinity
05/19/19 5:04:13 AM
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Cocytus
05/19/19 5:05:22 AM
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LethalAffinity posted...
Could I seduce Gal Gadot?

Anyone, yes
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Cocytus
05/19/19 5:06:59 AM
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Poll results looks like most people chose MOB.
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