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Rypt
06/24/19 2:36:57 PM
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Don't do it!
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Patty_Fleur
06/24/19 2:37:40 PM
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You lose have your stuff and money and you pay child support if you cum inside her.
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Romulox28
06/24/19 2:38:13 PM
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no thats when you have kids
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Sunburst
06/24/19 2:40:42 PM
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Wouldn't that be grounds for a divorce?
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Dyinglegacy
06/24/19 2:43:12 PM
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Kids can have that effect.
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Rypt
06/24/19 2:43:50 PM
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Lol damn, well glad to hear I'm not alone. I guess the moral of the story is don't get serious with a woman.
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DifferentialEquation
06/24/19 2:47:08 PM
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If that's the situation you're in then divorce her.
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CheekSqueak
06/24/19 2:47:48 PM
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False. That's just a bad marriage.
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PoopPotato
06/24/19 2:48:13 PM
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Been married for 9 years, we still bang 3 times a week
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EvalAngell
06/24/19 2:48:59 PM
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gotta keep things interesting. don't become complacent and you'll be fine.
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Cleo_II
06/24/19 2:50:03 PM
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CheekSqueak posted...
False. That's just a bad marriage.

This. Married 5 years and together 8. We still have sex 3-4 times a week.
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Rypt
06/24/19 2:50:04 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
Been married for 9 years, we still bang 3 times a week


i call bs
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Rypt
06/24/19 2:50:46 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
False. That's just a bad marriage.

This. Married 5 years and together 8. We still have sex 3-4 times a week.


bs because when you get married they start wanting things and expecting you to care about their feelings more and saying they arent in the mood
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CheekSqueak
06/24/19 2:51:45 PM
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Rypt posted...
Cleo_II posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
False. That's just a bad marriage.

This. Married 5 years and together 8. We still have sex 3-4 times a week.


bs because when you get married they start wanting things and expecting you to care about their feelings more and saying they arent in the mood

quit projecting.
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Kaldrenthebold
06/24/19 2:52:12 PM
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That is a lie TC. It dies when you let it die.
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Rypt
06/24/19 2:54:52 PM
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Conflict posted...
Rypt posted...
Cleo_II posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
False. That's just a bad marriage.

This. Married 5 years and together 8. We still have sex 3-4 times a week.


bs because when you get married they start wanting things and expecting you to care about their feelings more and saying they arent in the mood


This is the part where TC realizes he's responding to a woman and his generalization looks even more stupid


Well if you're a woman that's different. Your husband isnt going to say he doesnt want to have sex.
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StealthRock
06/24/19 2:57:48 PM
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Thats because it stops getting exciting after banging the same person for years on end
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Cleo_II
06/24/19 2:57:53 PM
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Conflict posted...
Rypt posted...
Cleo_II posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
False. That's just a bad marriage.

This. Married 5 years and together 8. We still have sex 3-4 times a week.


bs because when you get married they start wanting things and expecting you to care about their feelings more and saying they arent in the mood


This is the part where TC realizes he's responding to a woman and his generalization looks even more stupid

Lol pretty much.

Ive never turned down my husband because I wasnt in the mood. If Im not, then we just have a quickie.
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Rypt
06/24/19 2:59:04 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Conflict posted...
Rypt posted...
Cleo_II posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
False. That's just a bad marriage.

This. Married 5 years and together 8. We still have sex 3-4 times a week.


bs because when you get married they start wanting things and expecting you to care about their feelings more and saying they arent in the mood


This is the part where TC realizes he's responding to a woman and his generalization looks even more stupid

Lol pretty much.

Ive never turned down my husband because I wasnt in the mood. If Im not, then we just have a quickie.


Like I said, you're a woman so it happens because you want it to. Not that way for men.
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Cleo_II
06/24/19 2:59:26 PM
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Rypt posted...
Conflict posted...
Rypt posted...
Cleo_II posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
False. That's just a bad marriage.

This. Married 5 years and together 8. We still have sex 3-4 times a week.


bs because when you get married they start wanting things and expecting you to care about their feelings more and saying they arent in the mood


This is the part where TC realizes he's responding to a woman and his generalization looks even more stupid


Well if you're a woman that's different. Your husband isnt going to say he doesnt want to have sex.

This is also not true. My previous relationship, my ex would turn down sex all the time. He didnt want it more than once a week. I was the one who wanted it more. There are plenty of women trapped in sexless marriages because the husband doesnt want it.

Please stop perpetuating the assumption that all men want sex all the time. Its not true.
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:01:34 PM
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Cleo_II posted...
Rypt posted...
Conflict posted...
Rypt posted...
Cleo_II posted...
CheekSqueak posted...
False. That's just a bad marriage.

This. Married 5 years and together 8. We still have sex 3-4 times a week.


bs because when you get married they start wanting things and expecting you to care about their feelings more and saying they arent in the mood


This is the part where TC realizes he's responding to a woman and his generalization looks even more stupid


Well if you're a woman that's different. Your husband isnt going to say he doesnt want to have sex.

This is also not true. My previous relationship, my ex would turn down sex all the time. He didnt want it more than once a week. I was the one who wanted it more. There are plenty of women trapped in sexless marriages because the husband doesnt want it.

Please stop perpetuating the assumption that all men want sex all the time. Its not true.


Once a week is still more than a lot of couples lol

Also, yeah most husbands want it and their wives won't give it to them, which is why women get cheated on.
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:01:59 PM
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Conflict posted...
It's pretty obvious TC has never been in a relationship


Lol too bad I'm married
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KogaSteelfang
06/24/19 3:03:09 PM
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I already have no sex life when single.
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:04:04 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
I already have no sex life when single.


just find some hoes, if you dont live in Texas, or do but arent from there, it should be easy
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:05:59 PM
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Married guys, tell me if you've heard this:

"We just has sex yesterday / a couple days ago"
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CheekSqueak
06/24/19 3:09:32 PM
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Rypt posted...
Married guys, tell me if you've heard this:

"We just has sex yesterday / a couple days ago"

No. That would be such a weird thing to hear.

Rypt posted...
Lol too bad I'm married

based on this topic, yikes.
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Touch
06/24/19 3:10:03 PM
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When you get married, you contract a fatal disease called Onegina
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TheGreatGeno326
06/24/19 3:10:28 PM
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Rypt posted...
Conflict posted...
It's pretty obvious TC has never been in a relationship


Lol too bad I'm married

Just because your wife is repulsed by you and doesn't want you anymore doesnt mean all marriages are like that lmfao
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:11:22 PM
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Oh please, get the fuck out of here.TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Conflict posted...
It's pretty obvious TC has never been in a relationship


Lol too bad I'm married

Just because your wife is repulsed by you and doesn't want you anymore doesnt mean all marriages are like that lmfao


dont talk to me you... virgin
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:11:44 PM
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Touch posted...
When you get married, you contract a fatal disease called Onegina


hahaha yeah, more like onceinawhilegina
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CapnMuffin
06/24/19 3:12:12 PM
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It wasnt marriage. It was age kids and anxiety medication.
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:13:29 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
It wasnt marriage. It was age kids and anxiety medication.


Yeah, those damn pills are something else. Always getting anxiety and depression.
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KogaSteelfang
06/24/19 3:13:29 PM
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Rypt posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
I already have no sex life when single.


just find some hoes, if you dont live in Texas, or do but arent from there, it should be easy

...Uh-huh.
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TheGreatGeno326
06/24/19 3:13:31 PM
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Rypt posted...
Oh please, get the fuck out of here.TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Conflict posted...
It's pretty obvious TC has never been in a relationship


Lol too bad I'm married

Just because your wife is repulsed by you and doesn't want you anymore doesnt mean all marriages are like that lmfao


dont talk to me you... virgin

Lmfao i'm not a virgin. Ive never been married but I was with the same girl for almost 5 years and we never had sex less than 3 times a week.
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MabusIncarnate
06/24/19 3:14:05 PM
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I've been married 15 years, one to three times a week on average. This thread is for people who married the wrong person and now can't really stand each other, more or less still want to be intimate. Or had kids.
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:14:52 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I've been married 15 years, one to three times a week on average. This thread is for people who married the wrong person and now can't really stand each other, more or less still want to be intimate. Or had kids.


You can say what you want, but I don't buy that. Unless you're a woman. I know too many people in the same boat.
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TheGreatGeno326
06/24/19 3:16:05 PM
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Rypt posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I've been married 15 years, one to three times a week on average. This thread is for people who married the wrong person and now can't really stand each other, more or less still want to be intimate. Or had kids.


You can say what you want, but I don't buy that. Unless you're a woman. I know too many people in the same boat.

"My wife is disgusted by me and cringes at the thought of sex with me, i REFUSE to believe theres people whos wives actually want them"
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:18:36 PM
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TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Oh please, get the fuck out of here.TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Conflict posted...
It's pretty obvious TC has never been in a relationship


Lol too bad I'm married

Just because your wife is repulsed by you and doesn't want you anymore doesnt mean all marriages are like that lmfao


dont talk to me you... virgin

Lmfao i'm not a virgin. Ive never been married but I was with the same girl for almost 5 years and we never had sex less than 3 times a week.


Your blow up doll doesnt count
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MabusIncarnate
06/24/19 3:18:45 PM
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Oh okay then, all married people ITT are compulsive liars. I like to post in topics and make stuff up, that's what a 38 year old does.
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TheGreatGeno326
06/24/19 3:22:34 PM
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Rypt posted...
TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Oh please, get the fuck out of here.TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
Conflict posted...
It's pretty obvious TC has never been in a relationship


Lol too bad I'm married

Just because your wife is repulsed by you and doesn't want you anymore doesnt mean all marriages are like that lmfao


dont talk to me you... virgin

Lmfao i'm not a virgin. Ive never been married but I was with the same girl for almost 5 years and we never had sex less than 3 times a week.


Your blow up doll doesnt count

Hahahaha youre so mad. I'll bet your wife gets sex from one of her hot coworkers and thats why she doesnt want you anymore
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:22:50 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Oh okay then, all married people ITT are compulsive liars. I like to post in topics and make stuff up, that's what a 38 year old does.


Lol you ever hear of a politician?
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Dyinglegacy
06/24/19 3:23:16 PM
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TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I've been married 15 years, one to three times a week on average. This thread is for people who married the wrong person and now can't really stand each other, more or less still want to be intimate. Or had kids.


You can say what you want, but I don't buy that. Unless you're a woman. I know too many people in the same boat.

"My wife is disgusted by me and cringes at the thought of sex with me, i REFUSE to believe theres people whos wives actually want them"


Do you have kids, TC? Wife and I have 2, and it can prove challenging for us to get down to business, especially since we made the dire mistake of allowing our son to sleep in the bed with us. He's 4, and we are trying to get him to his big boy bed, but he just wants to sleep with mommy and daddy every night, even if we promise to get him a switch for his birthday. He's all "nah, I would rather sleep with you all".

Also, does your wife work outside of the home, and do you work? Stress could be getting to her. Try taking on more house chores to ease the burden that she may have. Also, a little bit of romancing can go a long way. Like, even something small like watching a TV show that you know she likes.
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:23:33 PM
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Conflict posted...
This is the same dude who had a meltdown over "the gay agenda". Do you guys honestly think he's seen any pussy besides the one he came out of


So tempted to make a joke about your mother, but no, I will stop myself.
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Dyinglegacy
06/24/19 3:25:17 PM
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Would you two stop with the insults? Ya'll couldn't be any older than your mid to late 20s, acting like that.
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:25:25 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Rypt posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I've been married 15 years, one to three times a week on average. This thread is for people who married the wrong person and now can't really stand each other, more or less still want to be intimate. Or had kids.


You can say what you want, but I don't buy that. Unless you're a woman. I know too many people in the same boat.

"My wife is disgusted by me and cringes at the thought of sex with me, i REFUSE to believe theres people whos wives actually want them"


Do you have kids, TC? Wife and I have 2, and it can prove challenging for us to get down to business, especially since we made the dire mistake of allowing our son to sleep in the bed with us. He's 4, and we are trying to get him to his big boy bed, but he just want to sleep with mommy and daddy every night, even if we promise to get him a switch for his birthday. He's all "nah, I would rather sleep with you all".

Also, does your wife work outside of the home, and do you work? Stress could be getting to her. Try taking on more house chores to ease the burden that she may have. Also, a little bit of romancing can go a long way. Like, even something small like watching a TV show that you know she likes.


Nah, she has a low sex drive. Honestly I just quit trying to initiate it and started talking to other women. Getting told no over and over again by your own wife is a little discouraging.

Also, lol at the the little kid situation. That sucks.
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Rypt
06/24/19 3:25:55 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Would you two stop with the insults? Ya'll couldn't be any older than your mid to late 20s, acting like that.


Yeah the two of them need to stop
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