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DeadBankerDream 06/24/19 3:10:44 PM #1:	There's literally no reason that Phoenix isn't married to Iris with 4 kids by now. But the very idea that people might think Phoenix is having sex is scaring them off even including Iris as a character. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923782400] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>There's literally no reason that Phoenix isn't married to Iris with 4 kids by now. But the very idea that people might think Phoenix is having sex is scaring them off even including Iris as a character.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 06/24/19 3:12:23 PM #2:	The reason is that AA1-3 was meant to be self-contained and only meddling brought Phoenix into the fourth game --- https://i.imgtc.com/e2dtpfR.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/oVB3sDe.jpg <cite>Doe posted [p:923782472] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>The reason is that AA1-3 was meant to be self-contained and only meddling brought Phoenix into the fourth game</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 06/24/19 3:12:26 PM #3:	I can think of a pretty good reason that phoenix wright is not married to iris, and it involves a tombstone, a wooden box and six feet of earth. --- butts <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:923782477] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>I can think of a pretty good reason that phoenix wright is not married to iris, and it involves a tombstone, a wooden box and six feet of earth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/24/19 3:14:51 PM #4:	ultimate reaver posted... I can think of a pretty good reason that phoenix wright is not married to iris, and it involves a tombstone, a wooden box and six feet of earth. I'm all for people Wrighting their own fanfiction, but that's not a thing. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923782610] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>ultimate reaver posted...</cite> <quote>I can think of a pretty good reason that phoenix wright is not married to iris, and it involves a tombstone, a wooden box and six feet of earth.</quote> I'm all for people Wrighting their own fanfiction, but that's not a thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 06/24/19 3:21:23 PM #6:	Doe posted... The reason is that AA1-3 was meant to be self-contained and only meddling brought Phoenix into the fourth game --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:923782858] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doe posted...</cite> <quote>The reason is that AA1-3 was meant to be self-contained and only meddling brought Phoenix into the fourth game</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/24/19 3:24:17 PM #7:	What does that have to do with anything? It's done, Phoenix is the MC again. No reason that he doesn't make sweet love to Iris while flashing his badge to her. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923783003] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>What does that have to do with anything? It's done, Phoenix is the MC again. No reason that he doesn't make sweet love to Iris while flashing his badge to her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvlButtslam 06/24/19 3:24:48 PM #8:	I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games. --- Hey kiddies <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:923783025] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/24/19 3:25:13 PM #9:	No, Phoenix marries Maya. They're the OTP --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923783040] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>No, Phoenix marries Maya. They're the OTP</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 06/24/19 3:25:27 PM #10:	Maya is superior anyways --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgtc.com/7dRrfE1.jpg <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:923783048] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>Maya is superior anyways</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/24/19 3:26:12 PM #11:	AvlButtslam posted... I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games. He goes gaga for April May and Iris and that circus chick. He's a pussyhound --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923783077] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>AvlButtslam posted...</cite> <quote>I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games.</quote> He goes gaga for April May and Iris and that circus chick. He's a pussyhound</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/24/19 3:27:09 PM #12:	AvlButtslam posted... I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games. That's just subtext! Its really large subtext, but whatever. Besides, it would ruin the EdgeworthxGumshoe and EdgeworthxOldbag fanfics I have saved on a harddrive I forgot at Medievel Times. NeonOctopus posted... No, Phoenix marries Maya. They're the OTP Yet more evidence of Capcom's fear of sex. They brought Maya back in Spirit of Justice but she still haven't come out to Nick. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923783117] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>AvlButtslam posted...</cite> <quote>I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games.</quote> That's just subtext! Its really large subtext, but whatever. Besides, it would ruin the EdgeworthxGumshoe and EdgeworthxOldbag fanfics I have saved on a harddrive I forgot at Medievel Times. <cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>No, Phoenix marries Maya. They're the OTP</quote> Yet more evidence of Capcom's fear of sex. They brought Maya back in Spirit of Justice but she still haven't come out to Nick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 06/24/19 3:29:31 PM #14:	DeadBankerDream posted... Besides, it would ruin the EdgeworthxGumshoe and EdgeworthxOldbag fanfics I have saved on a harddrive I forgot at Medievel Times. lmao --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:923783228] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>DeadBankerDream posted...</cite> <quote>Besides, it would ruin the EdgeworthxGumshoe and EdgeworthxOldbag fanfics I have saved on a harddrive I forgot at Medievel Times. </quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvlButtslam 06/24/19 3:30:02 PM #15:	Conflict posted... AvlButtslam posted... I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games. You haven't played the first case of T&T then I have. He tried out women at one point but now he's pretty gay. Occasional bisexual tendencies for the other girls someone else mentioned. --- Hey kiddies <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:923783245] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AvlButtslam posted...</cite> <quote>I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games.</quote> You haven't played the first case of T&T then</quote> I have. He tried out women at one point but now he's pretty gay. Occasional bisexual tendencies for the other girls someone else mentioned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 06/24/19 3:30:21 PM #16:	https://twitter.com/dril/status/687446125457096704?lang=en --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:923783262] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/dril/status/687446125457096704?lang=en</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BusyGettingLaid 06/24/19 3:31:38 PM #17:	isn't apollo pheonix's kid? you have to fuck to get a kid <cite>BusyGettingLaid posted [p:923783317] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>isn't apollo pheonix's kid? you have to fuck to get a kid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/24/19 3:33:00 PM #18:	BusyGettingLaid posted... isn't apollo pheonix's kid? you have to fuck to get a kid No? He's the kid of uh... Jove Justice I think the name was and Lamior. And Trucy's halfsister. Which Phoenix still haven't told them. Cause it would vaguely be about sex. So Capcom wont allow the conversation. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923783381] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>BusyGettingLaid posted...</cite> <quote>isn't apollo pheonix's kid? you have to fuck to get a kid</quote> No? He's the kid of uh... Jove Justice I think the name was and Lamior. And Trucy's halfsister. Which Phoenix still haven't told them. Cause it would vaguely be about sex. So Capcom wont allow the conversation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 06/24/19 3:34:36 PM #19:	DeadBankerDream posted... There's literally no reason that Phoenix isn't married to Iris Fuck you, Maya is best girl --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:923783458] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>DeadBankerDream posted...</cite> <quote>There's literally no reason that Phoenix isn't married to Iris </quote> Fuck you, Maya is best girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/24/19 3:36:24 PM #20:	CM_Ponch posted... DeadBankerDream posted... There's literally no reason that Phoenix isn't married to Iris Fuck you, Maya is best girl Phoenix marrying Maya would be like playing Femshep and getting jiggy with Garrus. You don't do that shit to the bro dynamic. Even if he has reach and you have flexibility. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923783526] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>CM_Ponch posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DeadBankerDream posted...</cite> <quote>There's literally no reason that Phoenix isn't married to Iris </quote> Fuck you, Maya is best girl</quote> Phoenix marrying Maya would be like playing Femshep and getting jiggy with Garrus. You don't do that shit to the bro dynamic. Even if he has reach and you have flexibility.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 06/24/19 3:38:30 PM #21:	Uhh Nick was like 26 and Maya was like 15 when they first met. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:923783620] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>Uhh Nick was like 26 and Maya was like 15 when they first met.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 06/24/19 3:40:16 PM #22:	Veggeta X posted... Uhh Nick was like 26 and Maya was like 15 when they first met. Lol wut, Phoenix is 27 and Maya is 20 as of 2019 --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:923783690] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Uhh Nick was like 26 and Maya was like 15 when they first met.</quote> Lol wut, Phoenix is 27 and Maya is 20 as of 2019</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/24/19 3:41:37 PM #23:	Veggeta X posted... Uhh Nick was like 26 and Maya was like 15 when they first met. no. He was like 24 and she was 17. From the 2nd game onwards, they could legally fuck >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923783747] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Uhh Nick was like 26 and Maya was like 15 when they first met.</quote> no. He was like 24 and she was 17. From the 2nd game onwards, they could legally fuck >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 06/24/19 3:41:45 PM #24:	Meh Maya is more like a little sister than love interest. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:923783758] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>Meh Maya is more like a little sister than love interest.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 06/24/19 3:42:05 PM #25:	NeonOctopus posted... Veggeta X posted... Uhh Nick was like 26 and Maya was like 15 when they first met. no. He was like 24 and she was 17. From the 2nd game onwards, they could legally fuck >_> YIKES --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:923783773] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Uhh Nick was like 26 and Maya was like 15 when they first met.</quote> no. He was like 24 and she was 17. From the 2nd game onwards, they could legally fuck >_></quote> YIKES</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 06/24/19 3:43:38 PM #27:	Conflict posted... Veggeta X posted... Meh Maya is more like a little sister than love interest. Yea this was pretty obvious They will never have any 'romantic interest' Also because Maya is a lesbian --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923783838] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Meh Maya is more like a little sister than love interest.</quote> Yea this was pretty obvious They will never have any 'romantic interest'</quote> Also because Maya is a lesbian</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/24/19 3:50:41 PM #28:	Veggeta X posted... Meh Maya is more like a little sister than love interest. Those lines are blurred in Japanland --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923784155] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Meh Maya is more like a little sister than love interest.</quote> Those lines are blurred in Japanland</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 06/24/19 4:00:27 PM #29:	Yeah little sister zoning is more supportive of Phoenix being into Maya --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo https://i.imgtc.com/7dRrfE1.jpg <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:923784565] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>Yeah little sister zoning is more supportive of Phoenix being into Maya</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 06/24/19 4:19:54 PM #30:	NeonOctopus posted... Veggeta X posted... Meh Maya is more like a little sister than love interest. Those lines are blurred in Japanland Man shut the front door --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:923785439] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Meh Maya is more like a little sister than love interest.</quote> Those lines are blurred in Japanland</quote> Man shut the front door</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/25/19 7:27:42 PM #31:	Finishing up Bridge to the Turnabout now. Iris' model is insanely cute in the PS4 version. One of the few they didn't screw up. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923842621] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>Finishing up Bridge to the Turnabout now. Iris' model is insanely cute in the PS4 version. One of the few they didn't screw up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 06/25/19 7:30:20 PM #32:	The real screwup in the 'HD' version is the text box. It's a meme but scrapping the original version is a genuine soul/soulless example --- https://i.imgtc.com/e2dtpfR.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/oVB3sDe.jpg <cite>Doe posted [p:923842729] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>The real screwup in the 'HD' version is the text box. It's a meme but scrapping the original version is a genuine soul/soulless example</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/25/19 7:31:55 PM #33:	My favorite part of the Ace Attorney series is that as soon as Maya is of legal age, Phoenix immediately gets a new loli to be his assistant. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:923842795] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>My favorite part of the Ace Attorney series is that as soon as Maya is of legal age, Phoenix immediately gets a new loli to be his assistant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/25/19 7:32:00 PM #34:	Yes, the original textbox/font is iconic and I feel like they've been changing it in every subsequent release and I've no clue why. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923842802] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>Yes, the original textbox/font is iconic and I feel like they've been changing it in every subsequent release and I've no clue why.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/25/19 7:32:49 PM #36:	Turbam posted... My favorite part of the Ace Attorney series is that as soon as Maya is of legal age, Phoenix immediately gets a new loli to be his assistant. The sequences where Pearl channels Mia will never not make me uncomfortable. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923842836] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>My favorite part of the Ace Attorney series is that as soon as Maya is of legal age, Phoenix immediately gets a new loli to be his assistant.</quote> The sequences where Pearl channels Mia will never not make me uncomfortable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 06/25/19 7:33:25 PM #37:	I do hate how Iris is never mentioned again, despite T&T implying that he'd wait for her. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:923842862] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>I do hate how Iris is never mentioned again, despite T&T implying that he'd wait for her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/25/19 7:34:42 PM #38:	DeadBankerDream posted... Turbam posted... My favorite part of the Ace Attorney series is that as soon as Maya is of legal age, Phoenix immediately gets a new loli to be his assistant. The sequences where Pearl channels Mia will never not make me uncomfortable. I'd agree, but ~~Maya getting to see Mia again~~ was heartwarming enough for me so it sorta balanced out. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:923842917] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote><cite>DeadBankerDream posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>My favorite part of the Ace Attorney series is that as soon as Maya is of legal age, Phoenix immediately gets a new loli to be his assistant.</quote> The sequences where Pearl channels Mia will never not make me uncomfortable.</quote> I'd agree, but Maya getting to see Mia again was heartwarming enough for me so it sorta balanced out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeadBankerDream 06/25/19 7:59:09 PM #40:	It's really weird how Phoenix's magatama stops functioning when he steps into a court room. --- "Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator." <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:923844032] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>It's really weird how Phoenix's magatama stops functioning when he steps into a court room.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 06/25/19 8:15:48 PM #41:	Your honor this witness is lying I can tell by my magic rock Actually wait he could pass it off the prosecutor/judge --- https://i.imgtc.com/e2dtpfR.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/oVB3sDe.jpg <cite>Doe posted [p:923844696] in Why does t... [t:77815710]...</cite> <quote>Your honor this witness is lying I can tell by my magic rock Actually wait he could pass it off the prosecutor/judge</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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