Current Events > Your reaction: Your teenage daughter is dating someone who looks like you.

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UnfairRepresent 06/24/19 10:46:21 PM #1:	Your daughter's coming over for dinner to introduce you to her new boyfriend that she has been dating for months. She knocks on the door and when you answer it you are shocked to discover that her boyfriend looks a lot like you. She goes "Hi daddy! This is Bryan, I've told you all about him!" And Bryan says "Heya, sorry we're late, I was just caught up watching [That Obscure TV show that you really like]." How would you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:923801868] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>Your daughter's coming over for dinner to introduce you to her new boyfriend that she has been dating for months. She knocks on the door and when you answer it you are shocked to discover that her boyfriend looks a lot like you. She goes "Hi daddy! This is Bryan, I've told you all about him!" And Bryan says "Heya, sorry we're late, I was just caught up watching [That Obscure TV show that you really like]." How would you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 06/24/19 10:47:42 PM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... What do you do? Her. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:923801924] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>What do you do?</quote> Her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/24/19 10:48:12 PM #3:	Welp --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:923801950] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>Welp</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 06/24/19 10:55:04 PM #4:	FortuneCookie posted... UnfairRepresent posted... What do you do? Her. Thats sick --- Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:923802256] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>What do you do?</quote> Her.</quote> Thats sick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 06/24/19 11:12:56 PM #6:	Feline_Heart posted... FortuneCookie posted... UnfairRepresent posted... What do you do? Her. Thats sick Come on, look at her. Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts? <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:923802922] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Feline_Heart posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>What do you do?</quote> Her.</quote> Thats sick</quote> Come on, look at her. Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/24/19 11:34:55 PM #7:	Dude.... --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:923803774] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>Dude....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nidhoggr 06/24/19 11:37:49 PM #8:	FortuneCookie posted... Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts? I'm with this guy <cite>Nidhoggr posted [p:923803888] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts?</quote> I'm with this guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 06/24/19 11:37:50 PM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... She goes "Hi daddy! no, no she doesn't --- PATRIOTS Tom Brady objectively has six rings. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:923803890] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>She goes "Hi daddy!</quote> no, no she doesn't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CelestialVoices 06/24/19 11:42:58 PM #10:	she can do better --- ginger ale is lit http://www.last.fm/user/pinkfloydrulez <cite>CelestialVoices posted [p:923804068] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>she can do better</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 06/24/19 11:50:34 PM #11:	Plot twist: He's actually your evil clone --- Green is the Color <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:923804376] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>Plot twist: He's actually your evil clone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 06/24/19 11:55:03 PM #12:	I have sex with him to establish dominance. My daughter needs to know her boyfriend is beneath me or she won't have any respect --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:923804557] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>I have sex with him to establish dominance. My daughter needs to know her boyfriend is beneath me or she won't have any respect</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 06/25/19 12:03:47 AM #13:	Nidhoggr posted... FortuneCookie posted... Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts? I'm with this guy Best way to respond to one of these topics, I agree. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:923804864] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nidhoggr posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts?</quote> I'm with this guy</quote> Best way to respond to one of these topics, I agree.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/25/19 12:48:08 AM #14:	pfh1001 posted... Nidhoggr posted... FortuneCookie posted... Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts? I'm with this guy Best way to respond to one of these topics, I agree. eww --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:923806288] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote><cite>pfh1001 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nidhoggr posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FortuneCookie posted...</cite> <quote>Even if you take the moral high ground, it won't stop her from having an Electra complex. Why not be guilty as a family instead of abandoning your daughter to her shameful unrequited lusts?</quote> I'm with this guy</quote> Best way to respond to one of these topics, I agree.</quote> eww</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 06/25/19 12:57:38 AM #15:	I immediately start to regret letting her sleep in the same bed as me until she was 14. --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:923806539] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>I immediately start to regret letting her sleep in the same bed as me until she was 14.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 06/25/19 12:58:27 AM #16:	I'm not into chicks but I'm with the other guys. Fuck her, film it, send it to @Johnny_Nutcase . --- "GET YOUR CLAWS OFF ME! YOU GOD DAMN BULLY DINOSAUR!" <{\^/}>DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS<{\^/}> \|`~=-_+*+_-=~`\| <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:923806566] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>I'm not into chicks but I'm with the other guys. Fuck her, film it, send it to @Johnny_Nutcase .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/25/19 2:57:13 AM #17:	Is it really incest when clones are involved? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:923809237] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>Is it really incest when clones are involved?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 06/25/19 2:59:13 AM #18:	on one hand, admire her great taste, but on the other, be distraught that I raised a deviant. 008Zulu posted... I immediately start to regret letting her sleep in the same bed as me until she was 14. :/ --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:923809272] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote>on one hand, admire her great taste, but on the other, be distraught that I raised a deviant. <cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>I immediately start to regret letting her sleep in the same bed as me until she was 14.</quote> :/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/25/19 12:40:29 PM #19:	Questionmarktarius posted... Is it really incest when clones are involved? He's not a clone there is no incest --- ^ Hey now that's completely woke! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:923824143] in Your react... [t:77816682]...</cite> <quote><cite>Questionmarktarius posted...</cite> <quote>Is it really incest when clones are involved?</quote> He's not a clone there is no incest</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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