Current Events > $25k or never have to poop/pee (normally) again?

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Obvious first rule of these topics: No using the power for material gain.

$25k is the total amount, not taxed.

Let me explain the part where I said "normally" poop/pee. So eating and drinking has its normal effects in terms of nutrition. But it's just that you don't need to expel the waste products when they're digested; they magically disappear so you never need to poop or pee again. You can, however still do so if you want. If you do something like eat rotten food though, you'll still feel sick. You just won't have diarrhea (unless you want to, for some reason).
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Ah, that is indeed a good reason.

I just thought of this because I was supposed to be watching the reception desk while the other guys were on lunch today but I had to take a shit really badly so I abandoned it for a few minutes when I went to the bathroom lol
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Hate using public bathrooms or going around house guests even.
But Im glad there are considerations for golden showers.
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Cleanest colon ever and no more feeling bloated from having poopoo in da belly?

Bru... I'd pay 25k for that.

That power is going to make retirement, and post surgery recovery so much less unpleasant.

Also saves me like...20+ minutes a day, saves me thousands on toilet paper in my lifetime and removes/neuters a major risk of antibiotics/hospital stays(Diarhea/C Diff)
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I need to limit my liquid intake because of kidney failure, so I'd take the magic poop/pee for sure cause I miss chugging stuff.
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I could really use the money, but honestly i'd take that power.
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Money.
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PMarth2002 posted...

I could really use the money, but honestly i'd take that power.

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