Current Events > How do I get that post-birth mom boob analyzer job at hospitals? >_>

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NeonOctopus 06/25/19 8:21:33 PM #1:	I'm watching the Office after Pam gives birth at the hospital and this guy just comes and grabs her boob and massages it and flicks the nipple to see if its healthy for the baby. That's a rad job! I want dat! He acts professionally but deep inside, he's probably like "fuck yeah titties all day everyday!" What's it called? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923844948] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>I'm watching the Office after Pam gives birth at the hospital and this guy just comes and grabs her boob and massages it and flicks the nipple to see if its healthy for the baby. That's a rad job! I want dat! He acts professionally but deep inside, he's probably like "fuck yeah titties all day everyday!" What's it called?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 06/25/19 8:22:12 PM #2:	Nope, completely normal. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:923844970] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>Nope, completely normal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ving_Rhames 06/25/19 8:22:56 PM #4:	Dont think Ive ever said this but Yikes --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:923844998] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>Dont think Ive ever said this but Yikes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caelthus 06/25/19 8:23:56 PM #5:	Why are you the way that you are? Crono99 posted... NeonOctopus posted... "fuck yeah titties all day everyday!" I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly. We're talking about Neon here. You could give him a job that is literally nothing but staring at breasts all day, every day, and he'd still love it on day 932. --- http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3853476/ Neo Yokio is a masterpiece. - Popcorn_Fairy <cite>Caelthus posted [p:923845043] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>Why are you the way that you are? <cite>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>"fuck yeah titties all day everyday!"</quote> I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly.</quote> We're talking about Neon here. You could give him a job that is literally nothing but staring at breasts all day, every day, and he'd still love it on day 932.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 06/25/19 8:26:00 PM #6:	I doubt you could keep that job. You probably couldn't hold a poker face to save your life. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:923845139] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>I doubt you could keep that job. You probably couldn't hold a poker face to save your life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 06/25/19 8:27:56 PM #7:	I dont think thats a real job maybe in the desert it is --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef <cite>solosnake posted [p:923845223] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>I dont think thats a real job maybe in the desert it is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/25/19 8:28:22 PM #8:	Alteres posted... Nope, completely normal. it is. Don't listen to the propaganda from those sub-human ass men Crono99 posted... NeonOctopus posted... "fuck yeah titties all day everyday!" I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly. That's like saying eating food or breathing air wears off the novelty --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923845242] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alteres posted...</cite> <quote>Nope, completely normal.</quote> it is. Don't listen to the propaganda from those sub-human ass men <cite>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>"fuck yeah titties all day everyday!"</quote> I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly.</quote> That's like saying eating food or breathing air wears off the novelty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/25/19 8:30:22 PM #9:	IHeartRadiation posted... I doubt you could keep that job. You probably couldn't hold a poker face to save your life. Yeah, you're probably right. My poker face is horrible. Unless I wear a surgical mask everyday! Then I can hide my elation from grabbing some mams and getting paid for it. Genius! --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923845335] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>IHeartRadiation posted...</cite> <quote>I doubt you could keep that job. You probably couldn't hold a poker face to save your life.</quote> Yeah, you're probably right. My poker face is horrible. Unless I wear a surgical mask everyday! Then I can hide my elation from grabbing some mams and getting paid for it. Genius!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/25/19 8:31:24 PM #11:	Caelthus posted... Why are you the way that you are? I just say what everyone is thinking when they see a great pair of boobs. I'm the guiding light in the darkness of society. --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923845396] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caelthus posted...</cite> <quote>Why are you the way that you are?</quote> I just say what everyone is thinking when they see a great pair of boobs. I'm the guiding light in the darkness of society.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/25/19 8:41:57 PM #13:	I'm like the Olympic torch but for loving boobs >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923845843] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>I'm like the Olympic torch but for loving boobs >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 06/25/19 8:44:03 PM #14:	I wonder if there's like a female Neon out there who has a obsession with man boobs. --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:923845927] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>I wonder if there's like a female Neon out there who has a obsession with man boobs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 06/25/19 8:44:42 PM #15:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... I wonder if there's like a female Neon out there who has a obsession with man boobs. @TeaMilk --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:923845956] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder if there's like a female Neon out there who has a obsession with man boobs.</quote> @TeaMilk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 06/25/19 8:46:12 PM #16:	oh fuck i forgot teamilk likes man mammaries --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:923846029] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>oh fuck i forgot teamilk likes man mammaries</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pauIie 06/25/19 8:46:46 PM #17:	by not being a fucking weirdo --- https://imgur.com/O5APL http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja <cite>pauIie posted [p:923846051] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>by not being a fucking weirdo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 06/25/19 8:47:28 PM #18:	Crono99 posted... NeonOctopus posted... "fuck yeah titties all day everyday!" I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly. not if you moonlight as a gynecologist --- UnfairRepresent: "wut? who are you?" Ivynn: "DAYUM Shablagoo made you meltdown so hard you blocked it and him from your memory!" <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:923846092] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>"fuck yeah titties all day everyday!"</quote> I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly.</quote> not if you moonlight as a gynecologist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 06/25/19 8:57:07 PM #19:	Duncanwii posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... I wonder if there's like a female Neon out there who has a obsession with man boobs. @TeaMilk thanks for thinking of me Duncan. I only like them when they come with a big soft tummy though --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:923846521] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>I wonder if there's like a female Neon out there who has a obsession with man boobs.</quote> @TeaMilk</quote>thanks for thinking of me Duncan. I only like them when they come with a big soft tummy though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathDeathSong 06/25/19 8:58:36 PM #20:	every day tc makes me more and more certain hes a sex offender --- MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS!! Let me tell you about Deltarune https://i.imgtc.com/dcuHj3G.gif <cite>DeathDeathSong posted [p:923846587] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>every day tc makes me more and more certain hes a sex offender</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 06/25/19 8:59:48 PM #21:	TC what was that one list you made of reasons why tits > ass --- https://imgur.com/6cPXvLN <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:923846632] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>TC what was that one list you made of reasons why tits > ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 06/25/19 9:28:09 PM #23:	Ive yet to see male lactation consultants but maybe they exist. --- Parent or parent-to-be? Come join us: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1027-all-things-parenthood NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:923848022] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>Ive yet to see male lactation consultants but maybe they exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 06/25/19 9:30:05 PM #25:	ThyCorndog posted... TC what was that one list you made of reasons why tits > ass There's too many to list. Maybe once I get off work >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923848111] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>TC what was that one list you made of reasons why tits > ass</quote> There's too many to list. Maybe once I get off work >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/25/19 9:35:17 PM #26:	Conflict posted... You really need to stop with this gimmick, b It's not a gimmick It's a way of life --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923848399] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote>You really need to stop with this gimmick, b</quote> It's not a gimmick It's a way of life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeuralLaxative 06/25/19 10:02:56 PM #27:	Thats a lactation consultant/nurse and its kind of a pain in the ass job. Mothers expect their babies to come out expert breast feeders and that it will be simple and easy but turns out like most things in life its a pain in the ass and requires practice on both ends. So basically its dealings with angry frustrated moms and their pissed off hungry newborns all day --- https://imgur.com/rPJnWhf <cite>NeuralLaxative posted [p:923849611] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>Thats a lactation consultant/nurse and its kind of a pain in the ass job. Mothers expect their babies to come out expert breast feeders and that it will be simple and easy but turns out like most things in life its a pain in the ass and requires practice on both ends. So basically its dealings with angry frustrated moms and their pissed off hungry newborns all day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HerpToTheDerp 06/25/19 10:08:16 PM #28:	Rare video of Neon on the Job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvrcHpipzmA" data-time=" <cite>HerpToTheDerp posted [p:923849809] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>Rare video of Neon on the Job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvrcHpipzmA" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/25/19 10:09:47 PM #29:	NeuralLaxative posted... Thats a lactation consultant/nurse and its kind of a pain in the ass job. Mothers expect their babies to come out expert breast feeders and that it will be simple and easy but turns out like most things in life its a pain in the ass and requires practice on both ends. So basically its dealings with angry frustrated moms and their pissed off hungry newborns all day I can see that. Parents are crazy when it comes to kids ~~but titties tho~~ --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923849880] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeuralLaxative posted...</cite> <quote>Thats a lactation consultant/nurse and its kind of a pain in the ass job. Mothers expect their babies to come out expert breast feeders and that it will be simple and easy but turns out like most things in life its a pain in the ass and requires practice on both ends. So basically its dealings with angry frustrated moms and their pissed off hungry newborns all day</quote> I can see that. Parents are crazy when it comes to kids but titties tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/26/19 8:11:07 AM #30:	but titties tho --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923863508] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>but titties tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 06/26/19 8:13:20 AM #31:	Ving_Rhames posted... Dont think Ive ever said this but Yikes --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:923863558] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ving_Rhames posted...</cite> <quote>Dont think Ive ever said this but Yikes</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NinjaBreakfast 06/26/19 8:13:29 AM #32:	Conflict posted... You really need to stop with this gimmick, b --- https://imgur.com/nGZeEqw Do you really think you can beat me? <cite>NinjaBreakfast posted [p:923863561] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote>You really need to stop with this gimmick, b</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/26/19 8:16:37 AM #33:	NeonOctopus posted... It's not a gimmick It's a way of life --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923863620] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>It's not a gimmick It's a way of life</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/26/19 8:19:45 AM #34:	Lordgold666 posted... Ving_Rhames posted... Dont think Ive ever said this but Yikes As in "Yikes! That's a sweet job!"? Cuz I agree! --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923863692] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lordgold666 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ving_Rhames posted...</cite> <quote>Dont think Ive ever said this but Yikes</quote></quote> As in "Yikes! That's a sweet job!"? Cuz I agree!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 06/26/19 11:47:47 AM #35:	you're so pathetic lmao <cite>Reis posted [p:923870523] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>you're so pathetic lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/26/19 4:42:13 PM #36:	Reis posted... you're so pathetic lmao I know. I'm a Titty Meister and I don't have this job to advance my craft. What's wrong with me? --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923883647] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>you're so pathetic lmao</quote> I know. I'm a Titty Meister and I don't have this job to advance my craft. What's wrong with me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 06/26/19 4:43:37 PM #37:	TC has no concept of what that job entails or what sort of women/boobs he'd be dealing with --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:923883711] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>TC has no concept of what that job entails or what sort of women/boobs he'd be dealing with</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 06/26/19 4:45:10 PM #38:	oh are people finally realizing just how obnoxious neon is --- https://i.imgtc.com/hB9W4JK.gif You act like I don't know my own way home <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:923883782] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>oh are people finally realizing just how obnoxious neon is</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/26/19 4:49:16 PM #39:	Delirious_Beard posted... oh are people finally realizing just how obnoxious neon is If you think I am, just put me on ignore then >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923883947] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Delirious_Beard posted...</cite> <quote>oh are people finally realizing just how obnoxious neon is</quote> If you think I am, just put me on ignore then >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PleaseClap 06/26/19 4:51:29 PM #40:	This is just creepy at this point --- please https://imgur.com/AmWcJjM <cite>PleaseClap posted [p:923884041] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote>This is just creepy at this point</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/26/19 4:52:15 PM #41:	PleaseClap posted... This is just creepy at this point I like your username --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923884071] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>PleaseClap posted...</cite> <quote>This is just creepy at this point</quote> I like your username</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 06/26/19 5:41:10 PM #42:	Crono99 posted... NeonOctopus posted... "fuck yeah titties all day everyday!" I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs" data-time=" --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. https://discord.gg/s6gDduM - Dead by Daylight discord <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:923886198] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>"fuck yeah titties all day everyday!"</quote> I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/26/19 7:24:03 PM #43:	Alpha218 posted... Crono99 posted... NeonOctopus posted... "fuck yeah titties all day everyday!" I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs" data-time=" lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:923890751] in How do I g... [t:77818890]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alpha218 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>"fuck yeah titties all day everyday!"</quote> I would imagine that novelty wears off very quickly.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bOSuFfC1Rs" data-time="</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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