Current Events > The perfect girl, but she doesn't wipe.

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au_gold 06/26/19 9:39:07 PM #1:	No bidets or anything either; her ass is always dirty after a dump, unless its a rare no-wipe shit. Do you accept these terms? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:923896253] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>No bidets or anything either; her ass is always dirty after a dump, unless its a rare no-wipe shit. Do you accept these terms?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 06/26/19 9:39:40 PM #2:	so I'd be dating Jessica Jones? <cite>Zikten posted [p:923896284] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>so I'd be dating Jessica Jones?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 06/26/19 9:40:08 PM #3:	What's the problem? --- http://darkvisionsofterror.bandcamp.com/ https://imgur.com/e7sCCSb http://i.imgtc.com/AlmbdTG49T.jpg <cite>VTBM posted [p:923896314] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>What's the problem?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masatofujimoto 06/26/19 9:40:28 PM #4:	I'll lick it clean so okay --- I can sing a song for you and me, I can make a song for all who feel love. <cite>masatofujimoto posted [p:923896336] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>I'll lick it clean so okay</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/26/19 9:41:13 PM #5:	Only If she has creamy discharge then she is a winner bruh --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:923896375] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>Only If she has creamy discharge then she is a winner bruh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 06/26/19 9:46:50 PM #6:	I would miss facesitting but I can deal with it. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com <cite>LostForest posted [p:923896653] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>I would miss facesitting but I can deal with it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 06/26/19 9:50:47 PM #7:	What if she sleeps naked and she smears it a little on your bed sheets --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:923896847] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>What if she sleeps naked and she smears it a little on your bed sheets</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masatofujimoto 06/26/19 9:52:07 PM #8:	Guy_Fieri posted... What if she sleeps naked and she smears it a little on your bed sheets You've never fucked a girl on her period? --- I can sing a song for you and me, I can make a song for all who feel love. <cite>masatofujimoto posted [p:923896910] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote>What if she sleeps naked and she smears it a little on your bed sheets</quote> You've never fucked a girl on her period?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/26/19 10:00:09 PM #9:	VTBM posted... What's the problem? masatofujimoto posted... I'll lick it clean so okay --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:923897268] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>VTBM posted...</cite> <quote>What's the problem?</quote> <cite>masatofujimoto posted...</cite> <quote>I'll lick it clean so okay</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/26/19 10:16:51 PM #10:	Guy_Fieri posted... What if she sleeps naked and she smears it a little on your bed sheets Thats an entirely possible scenario. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:923898010] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote>What if she sleeps naked and she smears it a little on your bed sheets</quote> Thats an entirely possible scenario.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 06/26/19 10:31:31 PM #11:	au_gold posted... VTBM posted... What's the problem? masatofujimoto posted... I'll lick it clean so okay --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:923898673] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>au_gold posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VTBM posted...</cite> <quote>What's the problem?</quote> <cite>masatofujimoto posted...</cite> <quote>I'll lick it clean so okay</quote> </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BusyGettingLaid 06/26/19 10:37:06 PM #13:	i'm not ordinarily one to argue semantics, but in this scenario, would it not be "otherwise perfect girl", as the second statement contradicts the first? <cite>BusyGettingLaid posted [p:923898915] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>i'm not ordinarily one to argue semantics, but in this scenario, would it not be "otherwise perfect girl", as the second statement contradicts the first?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 06/26/19 10:40:20 PM #14:	@MegaTech --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:923899036] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>@MegaTech</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 06/26/19 10:41:30 PM #15:	Grab her, take her outside, and blast her with the water hose. Boom. Good as new. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:923899097] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>Grab her, take her outside, and blast her with the water hose. Boom. Good as new.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 06/26/19 10:43:15 PM #16:	Zodd3224 posted... @MegaTech What! I'ma need her to clean before i dive in there --- That one bloke with a haggard smirk, whereabouts unknown, puttin in that cloak and dagger work. https://imgur.com/c8xCRi7 - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:923899196] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zodd3224 posted...</cite> <quote>@MegaTech</quote> What! I'ma need her to clean before i dive in there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/26/19 11:00:30 PM #17:	BusyGettingLaid posted... i'm not ordinarily one to argue semantics, but in this scenario, would it not be "otherwise perfect girl", as the second statement contradicts the first? How so? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:923900016] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>BusyGettingLaid posted...</cite> <quote>i'm not ordinarily one to argue semantics, but in this scenario, would it not be "otherwise perfect girl", as the second statement contradicts the first?</quote> How so?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/28/19 1:37:11 AM #18:	Bump. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:923955086] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/28/19 2:40:05 AM #19:	LostForest posted... I would miss facesitting but I can deal with it. You can still do it in this scenario. --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:923956500] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>LostForest posted...</cite> <quote>I would miss facesitting but I can deal with it.</quote> You can still do it in this scenario.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 06/28/19 2:42:59 AM #20:	I mean, sometimes poops comes out when you stick it in the Hershey highway, the penis is a pump that brings everything to the surface, and apart from the smell, it feels pretty good, natural lubricant, just make sure to pee afterwards so it doesn't end up in your urethra and causes a UTI. <cite>bknight posted [p:923956553] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>I mean, sometimes poops comes out when you stick it in the Hershey highway, the penis is a pump that brings everything to the surface, and apart from the smell, it feels pretty good, natural lubricant, just make sure to pee afterwards so it doesn't end up in your urethra and causes a UTI.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 06/28/19 2:46:13 AM #21:	bknight posted... I mean, sometimes poops comes out when you stick it in the Hershey highway, the penis is a pump that brings everything to the surface, and apart from the smell, it feels pretty good, natural lubricant, just make sure to pee afterwards so it doesn't end up in your urethra and causes a UTI. Oh fuck --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot? V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://i.imgtc.com/lyRboFN.jpg <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:923956619] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>bknight posted...</cite> <quote>I mean, sometimes poops comes out when you stick it in the Hershey highway, the penis is a pump that brings everything to the surface, and apart from the smell, it feels pretty good, natural lubricant, just make sure to pee afterwards so it doesn't end up in your urethra and causes a UTI.</quote> Oh fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 06/28/19 1:13:49 PM #22:	bknight posted... I mean, sometimes poops comes out when you stick it in the Hershey highway, the penis is a pump that brings everything to the surface, and apart from the smell, it feels pretty good, natural lubricant, just make sure to pee afterwards so it doesn't end up in your urethra and causes a UTI. This guy is wild!^ --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:923971627] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>bknight posted...</cite> <quote>I mean, sometimes poops comes out when you stick it in the Hershey highway, the penis is a pump that brings everything to the surface, and apart from the smell, it feels pretty good, natural lubricant, just make sure to pee afterwards so it doesn't end up in your urethra and causes a UTI.</quote> This guy is wild!^</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pukelid 06/28/19 1:16:13 PM #23:	Dude why do you post nothing other than disgusting shit --- Hairistotle <cite>Pukelid posted [p:923971719] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>Dude why do you post nothing other than disgusting shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/28/19 1:27:54 PM #24:	If she's perfect, Ill just wipe for her. Ill become numb to how gross it is and Ill enjoy the rest of the day --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:923972206] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>If she's perfect, Ill just wipe for her. Ill become numb to how gross it is and Ill enjoy the rest of the day</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/28/19 3:04:23 PM #25:	bknight posted... I mean, sometimes poops comes out when you stick it in the Hershey highway, the penis is a pump that brings everything to the surface, and apart from the smell, it feels pretty good, natural lubricant, just make sure to pee afterwards so it doesn't end up in your urethra and causes a UTI. Great post. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:923976209] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>bknight posted...</cite> <quote>I mean, sometimes poops comes out when you stick it in the Hershey highway, the penis is a pump that brings everything to the surface, and apart from the smell, it feels pretty good, natural lubricant, just make sure to pee afterwards so it doesn't end up in your urethra and causes a UTI.</quote> Great post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 06/28/19 4:34:26 PM #26:	Dark_SilverX posted... LostForest posted... I would miss facesitting but I can deal with it. You can still do it in this scenario. Yeah but I'm not into the doodoo, so I dunno if I could bring myself to go in there. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com <cite>LostForest posted [p:923980119] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dark_SilverX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LostForest posted...</cite> <quote>I would miss facesitting but I can deal with it.</quote> You can still do it in this scenario.</quote> Yeah but I'm not into the doodoo, so I dunno if I could bring myself to go in there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yemmy 06/28/19 4:39:00 PM #27:	Make her eat nothing but peanuts Have me a snickers bar every morning --- p226 <cite>yemmy posted [p:923980323] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>Make her eat nothing but peanuts Have me a snickers bar every morning</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/28/19 11:01:31 PM #28:	yemmy posted... Make her eat nothing but peanuts Have me a snickers bar every morning --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:923994154] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>yemmy posted...</cite> <quote>Make her eat nothing but peanuts Have me a snickers bar every morning</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/30/19 7:14:55 PM #29:	Bump. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:924069570] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mist_Turnips 06/30/19 7:17:42 PM #30:	But the perfect girl doesnt poop --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Mist_Turnips posted [p:924069664] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>But the perfect girl doesnt poop</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 06/30/19 7:19:13 PM #31:	yemmy posted... Make her eat nothing but peanuts Have me a snickers bar every morning Jesus fucking Christ --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:924069721] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>yemmy posted...</cite> <quote>Make her eat nothing but peanuts Have me a snickers bar every morning</quote> Jesus fucking Christ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/30/19 7:44:45 PM #32:	littlebro07 posted... yemmy posted... Make her eat nothing but peanuts Have me a snickers bar every morning Jesus fucking Christ Imagine not liking Snickers. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:924070754] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>yemmy posted...</cite> <quote>Make her eat nothing but peanuts Have me a snickers bar every morning</quote> Jesus fucking Christ</quote> Imagine not liking Snickers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 07/01/19 9:31:19 PM #33:	Bump. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:924120882] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 07/03/19 6:49:23 PM #34:	^ --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:924207955] in The perfec... [t:77821552]...</cite> <quote>^</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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