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Jiek_Fafn
07/23/19 7:19:54 PM
#51:


You're in a post apocalyptic hellscape version of your city where demons are running wild. Still can only cross streets at crosswalks.

Fuck you, Persona: Revelations
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Spidey5
07/23/19 7:22:29 PM
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Darmik
07/23/19 7:27:50 PM
#53:


An open area with lots of waist high cover? A perfect place to ambush the heroes with lots of grunts!
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Strider102
07/23/19 7:31:15 PM
#54:


Hero's can travel through time but only to specific points and can't arrive prior to avert some catastrophe.
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MasterGakke
07/23/19 8:15:54 PM
#55:


My favorite thing about video games is that you almost always play the "good guy" but end up murdering like a small country's population worth of people and it's just no biggie. Even the most hardcore ideologically motivated psychopath would start to get worn down by like his 300th intensely personal killing.
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SoIidLegacy
07/23/19 8:36:08 PM
#56:


*beats up boss for ages*

*cutscene*
Boss: "Hm, you're stronger than I thought!"
*Boss runs away*

...WHAT?!
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Itsuki_Aoi
07/23/19 8:36:49 PM
#57:


"What, you thought I would stand there and take it?"
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St0rmFury
07/23/19 8:37:37 PM
#58:


UnfairRepresent posted...
bPTjQG6

It's not for keeping adventurers out, it's for keeping the draugrs in...
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DarthAragorn
07/23/19 8:38:34 PM
#59:


MasterGakke posted...
My favorite thing about video games is that you almost always play the "good guy" but end up murdering like a small country's population worth of people and it's just no biggie. Even the most hardcore ideologically motivated psychopath would start to get worn down by like his 300th intensely personal killing.

Uncharted is particularly weird with this

Throughout the series Nate kills probably a thousand men and it's never really mentioned
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DarthAragorn
07/23/19 8:39:29 PM
#60:


SoIidLegacy posted...
*beats up boss for ages*

*cutscene*
Boss: "Hm, you're stronger than I thought!"
*Boss runs away*

...WHAT?!

Or worse, when you kick a boss's teeth in during gameplay, then a cutscene has the boss effortlessly beat the shit out of you
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Banjo2553
07/23/19 8:41:01 PM
#61:


ocelot51 posted...
Beating a boss fight only to have the next cutscene show you got stomped. Losing the battle is a game over, by the way.

Xenoblade 2 does this so many times, holy shit.
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/23/19 8:51:51 PM
#62:


Spidey5 posted...
You: 90% accuracy, miss every time
Enemy: 20% accuracy, hit every time

Fire Emblem logic. I'll still never forget that one time in the arena I missed with 97% hit then got smacked by a 1% crit and died. That's the saltiest I've ever been at a video game :<
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MasterGakke
07/23/19 8:54:15 PM
#63:


fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Spidey5 posted...
You: 90% accuracy, miss every time
Enemy: 20% accuracy, hit every time

Fire Emblem logic. I'll still never forget that one time in the arena I missed with 97% hit then got smacked by a 1% crit and died. That's the saltiest I've ever been at a video game :<

The new XCom games were brutal with that shit.
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Ricemills
07/23/19 8:58:12 PM
#64:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Alkaloid posted...
First floor of dungeon: fun maze full of rabbits, mice, and butterflies!

Second floor of dungeon: suddenly enormous deer that murder your party within three turns are around every third corner!

Oh, I know that game!


Etrian Odyssey?
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NotoriousIy
07/23/19 8:59:33 PM
#65:


Boss that was giving you a hard time if you didn't change strategies or grind?
Better make him a normal enemy in the next dungeon.
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Ricemills
07/23/19 9:04:34 PM
#66:


surprised no one posted this yet.
ui2cyyk
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Kazi1212
07/23/19 9:12:22 PM
#67:


Monkhood posted...
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This had me rolling with laughter lmao
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Skye Reynolds
07/23/19 9:15:56 PM
#68:


> the world is ruled by gang violence
> only the final boss has a gun

> low on ammunition
> can't take weapons or ammunition from fallen adversaries

> beating up thugs in an alleyway
> takes a lot of offense
> health is refilled upon entering a building to fight more of the same thugs

> "I can't shoot this guy. He's too low to the ground."
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thronedfire2
07/23/19 9:19:17 PM
#69:


those age of empires ones bring back memories
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Solar_Crimson
07/23/19 9:37:36 PM
#70:


In Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Rex's anchor shot can allow him to salvage from even the World Tree, which is extremely high in the atmosphere. But it's apparently not long enough to allow him to reach Pyra/Mythra/Pneuma across a relatively small gap in the final cutscene.
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Killmonger
07/23/19 9:41:04 PM
#71:


Skye Reynolds posted...
> the world is ruled by gang violence
> only the final boss has a gun

The Warriors?
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Skye Reynolds
07/23/19 9:42:32 PM
#72:


Killmonger posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
> the world is ruled by gang violence
> only the final boss has a gun

The Warriors?


That's the inspiration for it, yeah.

It's cropped up in games like Renegade, Double Dragon, and Final Final.

(Though, technically, those games should've also had lesbians with guns.)
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pres_madagascar
07/23/19 9:43:16 PM
#73:


Wake up after 200 years frozen, decide to forget about your son and become a post apocalyptic property magnate.
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Schwarz
07/23/19 9:48:21 PM
#74:


Zack_Attackv1 posted...
(danganronpa pic)


Also blood everywhere, but it can't be red!
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SavenForever
07/23/19 9:53:06 PM
#75:


Bass_X0 posted...
Your party defeats numerous enemy soldiers during gameplay then get captured / defeated by a few enemy soldiers in a scripted event.

Such as in Final Fantasy X.


I fucking hated this so much.
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mooreandrew58
07/23/19 10:14:22 PM
#76:


Skye Reynolds posted...
Killmonger posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
> the world is ruled by gang violence
> only the final boss has a gun

The Warriors?


That's the inspiration for it, yeah.

It's cropped up in games like Renegade, Double Dragon, and Final Final.

(Though, technically, those games should've also had lesbians with guns.)


I was gonna say streets of rage. In final fight eddie e had a gun (dirty cop). The final boss had a fully auto crossbow iirc.
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Suikoden420
07/23/19 10:38:59 PM
#77:


Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
You face someone in an RPG that has hundreds of thousands of health. You beat them, they join your team, they have 2000 health when on your team.

\_()_/


As comical as this is, the inflated values are the reason why I prefer games that have HP/MP that max out around 200-400 by the late end game.
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HylianFox
07/23/19 10:44:20 PM
#78:


Bass_X0 posted...
Your party defeats numerous enemy soldiers during gameplay then get captured / defeated by a few enemy soldiers in a scripted event.

DevsBro posted...
*defeats 30 enemies*
*surrenders to 2*

god, I hate these
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HylianFox
07/23/19 10:47:08 PM
#79:


Skye Reynolds posted...
> the world is ruled by gang violence
> only the final boss has a gun

gotta love arcade beat-em-ups
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HylianFox
07/23/19 10:49:17 PM
#80:


how about

>shoot enemy with rocket = 50 damage
>stabs enemy with sword = 1000 damage
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loafy013
07/23/19 10:50:26 PM
#81:


DarthAragorn posted...
MasterGakke posted...
My favorite thing about video games is that you almost always play the "good guy" but end up murdering like a small country's population worth of people and it's just no biggie. Even the most hardcore ideologically motivated psychopath would start to get worn down by like his 300th intensely personal killing.

Uncharted is particularly weird with this

Throughout the series Nate kills probably a thousand men and it's never really mentioned

How about Lara in the TR reboot. On the verge of a breakdown after killing her first person, then doesn't bat an eye as she murders hundreds more.
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HylianFox
07/23/19 10:54:52 PM
#82:


UnfairRepresent posted...
bPTjQG6

I just love these

"This has been a mystery since the dawn of time"

>player solves it in two minutes flat
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Alkeez
07/23/19 10:59:10 PM
#83:


An apocalyptic event is about to happen because of evil person. Lets play some mini games
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HylianFox
07/23/19 11:00:50 PM
#84:


Alkeez posted...
An apocalyptic event is about to happen because of evil person. Lets play some mini games

>GANONDORF HAS STOLEN THE TRIFORCE AND TAKEN OVER HYRULE!!!
>goes fishing
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/23/19 11:42:14 PM
#85:


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HylianFox
07/23/19 11:55:08 PM
#86:


fuzzylittlbunny posted...
8UcOEPp


that's another good one. in video games "fat" is always stronger than "muscular" for some reason
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Killmonger
07/24/19 12:02:40 AM
#87:


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XIEHBkr
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Darmik
07/24/19 12:04:04 AM
#88:


Don't worry if you're in a foreign location in a video game. They will speak English unless they're cursing or calling you a nickname.
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HylianFox
07/24/19 12:05:13 AM
#89:


Killmonger posted...
XIEHBkr


>steps into water that's two feet deep
>drowns instantly
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fuzzylittlbunny
07/24/19 12:20:54 AM
#90:


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Darmik
07/24/19 12:27:00 AM
#91:


That corridor is the wrong way? Better go there first in case I miss something.
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mooreandrew58
07/24/19 1:58:57 PM
#92:


HylianFox posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
8UcOEPp


that's another good one. in video games "fat" is always stronger than "muscular" for some reason


Watch a strongman competition. They generally look fat or bulky instead of ripped.HylianFox posted...
Killmonger posted...
XIEHBkr


>steps into water that's two feet deep
>drowns instantly


To be fair that armor probably weighs half a ton.
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HylianFox
07/24/19 2:15:49 PM
#93:


mooreandrew58 posted...
To be fair that armor probably weighs half a ton.

I was referring to "super drowning skills" in general

and armor that weights that much isn't very practical
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Umbreon
07/24/19 2:27:39 PM
#94:


*Protagonist slaughters countless nameless henchmen just doing their job*

"Lol, who cares about them?"

*Antagonist kills one named character*

"YOU MONSTER!"
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Questionmarktarius
07/24/19 2:37:55 PM
#95:


Umbreon posted...
*Antagonist kills one named character*

Named character has awesome weapon/armor/necklace/underwear/etc.
For some reason it has a 99.21875% chance of completely vanishing when he's murdered.

Also he can be murdered again and again.
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Balrog0
07/24/19 2:39:57 PM
#96:


mooreandrew58 posted...
Watch a strongman competition. They generally look fat or bulky instead of ripped.HylianFox posted...


well yeah but armor lol
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Questionmarktarius
07/24/19 2:42:57 PM
#97:


Balrog0 posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Watch a strongman competition. They generally look fat or bulky instead of ripped.HylianFox posted...


well yeah but armor lol

Whack a can of Spam with a hammer. Watch what happens.
Whack a can of Crisco with a hammer. Watch what happens.
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wannabepranksta
07/24/19 2:45:53 PM
#98:


SerperiorThanU posted...
Able to defeat towering monsters that can destroy buildings, whole cities, worlds. Can't bust down a locked door.

Having a grenade launcher/rocket launcher and not being able to bust down a locked door (Resident Evil)
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mooreandrew58
07/24/19 2:52:07 PM
#99:


Balrog0 posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Watch a strongman competition. They generally look fat or bulky instead of ripped.HylianFox posted...


well yeah but armor lol


I was going on where it was said fat is stronger than muscular in video games. Not so much thrme picture itself.
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mooreandrew58
07/24/19 2:53:40 PM
#100:


HylianFox posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
To be fair that armor probably weighs half a ton.

I was referring to "super drowning skills" in general

and armor that weights that much isn't very practical


My point being hed sink like a stone. Just like anyone wearing heavy armor or being a literal walking armory like a gta character.
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