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Jiek_Fafn 07/23/19 7:19:54 PM #51: |
You're in a post apocalyptic hellscape version of your city where demons are running wild. Still can only cross streets at crosswalks.
Fuck you, --- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 07/23/19 7:22:29 PM #52: |
You: 90% accuracy, miss every time
Enemy: 20% accuracy, hit every time --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 07/23/19 7:27:50 PM #53: |
An open area with lots of waist high cover? A perfect place to ambush the heroes with lots of grunts!
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Strider102 07/23/19 7:31:15 PM #54: |
Hero's can travel through time but only to specific points and can't arrive prior to avert some catastrophe.
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MasterGakke 07/23/19 8:15:54 PM #55: |
My favorite thing about video games is that you almost always play the "good guy" but end up murdering like a small country's population worth of people and it's just no biggie. Even the most hardcore ideologically motivated psychopath would start to get worn down by like his 300th intensely personal killing.
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SoIidLegacy 07/23/19 8:36:08 PM #56: |
*beats up boss for ages*
*cutscene* Boss: "Hm, you're stronger than I thought!" *Boss runs away* ...WHAT?! --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Itsuki_Aoi 07/23/19 8:36:49 PM #57: |
"What, you thought I would stand there and take it?"
--- official FFXIV junky of the Mario board World: Famfrit FC: They keep changing the name ... Copied to Clipboard!
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St0rmFury 07/23/19 8:37:37 PM #58: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
It's not for keeping adventurers out, it's for keeping the draugrs in... --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 07/23/19 8:38:34 PM #59: |
MasterGakke posted...
My favorite thing about video games is that you almost always play the "good guy" but end up murdering like a small country's population worth of people and it's just no biggie. Even the most hardcore ideologically motivated psychopath would start to get worn down by like his 300th intensely personal killing. Uncharted is particularly weird with this Throughout the series Nate kills probably a thousand men and it's never really mentioned --- A thousand eyes, and one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 07/23/19 8:39:29 PM #60: |
SoIidLegacy posted...
*beats up boss for ages* Or worse, when you kick a boss's teeth in during gameplay, then a cutscene has the boss effortlessly beat the shit out of you --- A thousand eyes, and one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banjo2553 07/23/19 8:41:01 PM #61: |
ocelot51 posted...
Beating a boss fight only to have the next cutscene show you got stomped. Losing the battle is a game over, by the way. Xenoblade 2 does this so many times, holy shit. --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuzzylittlbunny 07/23/19 8:51:51 PM #62: |
Spidey5 posted...
You: 90% accuracy, miss every time Fire Emblem logic. I'll still never forget that one time in the arena I missed with 97% hit then got smacked by a 1% crit and died. That's the saltiest I've ever been at a video game :< --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MasterGakke 07/23/19 8:54:15 PM #63: |
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Spidey5 posted...You: 90% accuracy, miss every time The new XCom games were brutal with that shit. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 07/23/19 8:58:12 PM #64: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
Alkaloid posted...First floor of dungeon: fun maze full of rabbits, mice, and butterflies! Etrian Odyssey? --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NotoriousIy 07/23/19 8:59:33 PM #65: |
Boss that was giving you a hard time if you didn't change strategies or grind?
Better make him a normal enemy in the next dungeon. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 07/23/19 9:04:34 PM #66: |
surprised no one posted this yet.
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Kazi1212 07/23/19 9:12:22 PM #67: |
Monkhood posted...
This had me rolling with laughter lmao --- My mind is an open book, do you find it entertaining? At least be original in your responses then. "Don't call me a God, call me a Sadist" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 07/23/19 9:15:56 PM #68: |
> the world is ruled by gang violence
> only the final boss has a gun > low on ammunition > can't take weapons or ammunition from fallen adversaries > beating up thugs in an alleyway > takes a lot of offense > health is refilled upon entering a building to fight more of the same thugs > "I can't shoot this guy. He's too low to the ground." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 07/23/19 9:19:17 PM #69: |
those age of empires ones bring back memories
--- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 07/23/19 9:37:36 PM #70: |
In Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Rex's anchor shot can allow him to salvage from even
--- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Killmonger 07/23/19 9:41:04 PM #71: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
> the world is ruled by gang violence The Warriors? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 07/23/19 9:42:32 PM #72: |
Killmonger posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...> the world is ruled by gang violence That's the inspiration for it, yeah. It's cropped up in games like Renegade, Double Dragon, and Final Final. (Though, technically, those games should've also had lesbians with guns.) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pres_madagascar 07/23/19 9:43:16 PM #73: |
Wake up after 200 years frozen, decide to forget about your son and become a post apocalyptic property magnate.
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Schwarz 07/23/19 9:48:21 PM #74: |
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
(danganronpa pic) Also blood everywhere, but it can't be red! --- I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SavenForever 07/23/19 9:53:06 PM #75: |
Bass_X0 posted...
Your party defeats numerous enemy soldiers during gameplay then get captured / defeated by a few enemy soldiers in a scripted event. I fucking hated this so much. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 07/23/19 10:14:22 PM #76: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
Killmonger posted...Skye Reynolds posted...> the world is ruled by gang violence I was gonna say streets of rage. In final fight eddie e had a gun (dirty cop). The final boss had a fully auto crossbow iirc. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Suikoden420 07/23/19 10:38:59 PM #77: |
Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
You face someone in an RPG that has hundreds of thousands of health. You beat them, they join your team, they have 2000 health when on your team. As comical as this is, the inflated values are the reason why I prefer games that have HP/MP that max out around 200-400 by the late end game. --- Who looks outside, dreams; Who looks inside, awakens - Carl Jung ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 07/23/19 10:44:20 PM #78: |
Bass_X0 posted...
Your party defeats numerous enemy soldiers during gameplay then get captured / defeated by a few enemy soldiers in a scripted event. DevsBro posted... *defeats 30 enemies* god, I hate these --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 07/23/19 10:47:08 PM #79: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
> the world is ruled by gang violence gotta love arcade beat-em-ups --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 07/23/19 10:49:17 PM #80: |
how about
>shoot enemy with rocket = 50 damage >stabs enemy with sword = 1000 damage --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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loafy013 07/23/19 10:50:26 PM #81: |
DarthAragorn posted...
MasterGakke posted...My favorite thing about video games is that you almost always play the "good guy" but end up murdering like a small country's population worth of people and it's just no biggie. Even the most hardcore ideologically motivated psychopath would start to get worn down by like his 300th intensely personal killing. How about Lara in the TR reboot. On the verge of a breakdown after killing her first person, then doesn't bat an eye as she murders hundreds more. --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 07/23/19 10:54:52 PM #82: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
I just love these "This has been a mystery since the dawn of time" >player solves it in two minutes flat --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alkeez 07/23/19 10:59:10 PM #83: |
An apocalyptic event is about to happen because of evil person. Lets play some mini games
--- 3DS FC: 3067-6595-2576 I'm like Jon Jones, I sound like Sean Combs and I got trombone size stones like John Holmes -Chael Sonnen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 07/23/19 11:00:50 PM #84: |
Alkeez posted...
An apocalyptic event is about to happen because of evil person. Lets play some mini games >GANONDORF HAS STOLEN THE TRIFORCE AND TAKEN OVER HYRULE!!! >goes fishing --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuzzylittlbunny 07/23/19 11:42:14 PM #85: |
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HylianFox 07/23/19 11:55:08 PM #86: |
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
that's another good one. in video games "fat" is always stronger than "muscular" for some reason --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Killmonger 07/24/19 12:02:40 AM #87: |
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Darmik 07/24/19 12:04:04 AM #88: |
Don't worry if you're in a foreign location in a video game. They will speak English unless they're cursing or calling you a nickname.
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HylianFox 07/24/19 12:05:13 AM #89: |
Killmonger posted...
>steps into water that's two feet deep >drowns instantly --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuzzylittlbunny 07/24/19 12:20:54 AM #90: |
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Darmik 07/24/19 12:27:00 AM #91: |
That corridor is the wrong way? Better go there first in case I miss something.
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mooreandrew58 07/24/19 1:58:57 PM #92: |
HylianFox posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted... Watch a strongman competition. They generally look fat or bulky instead of ripped.HylianFox posted... Killmonger posted... To be fair that armor probably weighs half a ton. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 07/24/19 2:15:49 PM #93: |
mooreandrew58 posted...
To be fair that armor probably weighs half a ton. I was referring to "super drowning skills" in general and armor that weights that much isn't very practical --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Umbreon 07/24/19 2:27:39 PM #94: |
*Protagonist slaughters countless nameless henchmen just doing their job*
"Lol, who cares about them?" *Antagonist kills one named character* "YOU MONSTER!" --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/24/19 2:37:55 PM #95: |
Umbreon posted...
*Antagonist kills one named character* Named character has awesome weapon/armor/necklace/underwear/etc. For some reason it has a 99.21875% chance of completely vanishing when he's murdered. Also he can be murdered again and again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Balrog0 07/24/19 2:39:57 PM #96: |
mooreandrew58 posted...
Watch a strongman competition. They generally look fat or bulky instead of ripped.HylianFox posted... well yeah but armor lol --- But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 07/24/19 2:42:57 PM #97: |
Balrog0 posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...Watch a strongman competition. They generally look fat or bulky instead of ripped.HylianFox posted... Whack a can of Spam with a hammer. Watch what happens. Whack a can of Crisco with a hammer. Watch what happens. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wannabepranksta 07/24/19 2:45:53 PM #98: |
SerperiorThanU posted...
Able to defeat towering monsters that can destroy buildings, whole cities, worlds. Can't bust down a locked door. Having a grenade launcher/rocket launcher and not being able to bust down a locked door (Resident Evil) --- shut up and take my money ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 07/24/19 2:52:07 PM #99: |
Balrog0 posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...Watch a strongman competition. They generally look fat or bulky instead of ripped.HylianFox posted... I was going on where it was said fat is stronger than muscular in video games. Not so much thrme picture itself. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 07/24/19 2:53:40 PM #100: |
HylianFox posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...To be fair that armor probably weighs half a ton. My point being hed sink like a stone. Just like anyone wearing heavy armor or being a literal walking armory like a gta character. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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