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mach25687
07/23/19 5:45:30 PM
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Plus she is a super freak and will take care of you.

https://imgur.com/zc54Bvl

https://imgur.com/e0S2UFC
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CRON
07/23/19 5:46:19 PM
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Isn't that Manny from Modern Family?
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nativengine
07/23/19 5:48:35 PM
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Not a chance in hell. I got a weight limit of 120lbs tops.
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Hexenherz
07/23/19 5:49:51 PM
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When I saw the "plus" at the beginning of the sentence this is kind of what I had in mind.
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mach25687
07/23/19 10:38:53 PM
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NOM
07/23/19 10:39:53 PM
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She's probably got 100lbs on me and I'm a fat fuck

No way!!!
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au_gold
07/23/19 10:40:53 PM
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Take care of me financially? If so, Id have to think about it.
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KillerKhan420
07/23/19 10:42:05 PM
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Dude imagine trying to stay hard with that on top of you.
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SauI_Goodman
07/23/19 10:44:40 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
Dude imagine trying to stay hard with that on top of you.

what do you mean staying hard?
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Ilishe
07/23/19 10:51:12 PM
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No
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jumi
07/23/19 10:53:10 PM
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Take care of me how? Carry me to the bathroom after she breaks my pelvis?
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mach25687
07/23/19 10:53:50 PM
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jumi posted...
Take care of me how? Carry me to the bathroom after she breaks my pelvis?

well yea.
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KillerKhan420
07/23/19 11:54:19 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
Dude imagine trying to stay hard with that on top of you.

what do you mean staying hard?


That's 300 pounds of woman trying to ride what I imagine is a normal man, below 200 pounds. You will get pulverized under that, just the girth.
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SauI_Goodman
07/23/19 11:55:57 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
Dude imagine trying to stay hard with that on top of you.

what do you mean staying hard?


That's 300 pounds of woman trying to ride what I imagine is a normal man, below 200 pounds. You will get pulverized under that, just the girth.

I meant more along the lines of you could get hard to begin with. that's impressive.
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Manocheese
07/23/19 11:58:47 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
Dude imagine trying to stay hard with that on top of you.

If she were on top of me, I'd me more concerned with staying alive.
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DirkDiggles
07/23/19 11:59:28 PM
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Fuck no. Wouldn't want her to die of a heart attack on top of me.
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mach25687
07/24/19 12:00:59 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Fuck no. Wouldn't want her to die of a heart attack on top of me.

I know a movie did a scene like that just can't remember the name.
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Touch
07/24/19 12:01:19 AM
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This is a FUCKING video
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