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Lobomoon
07/23/19 8:40:50 PM
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Can you do the self-sex thing to yourself? I mean if you don't have a boyfriend can you use your finger to do the thing, if you know what I mean?
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SkynyrdRocker
07/23/19 8:41:33 PM
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I'm not gay but I don't follow instructions well
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ClarkDuke
07/23/19 8:42:52 PM
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Lobomoon
07/23/19 8:46:39 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
i'm not gay, but I am a rebel, ok?


Wilson?
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Clench281
07/23/19 8:46:47 PM
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what in the world are you trying to say
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trodi_911
07/23/19 8:46:51 PM
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I'm not gay but I can't help loving you.
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Lobomoon
07/23/19 8:47:46 PM
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Clench281 posted...
what in the world are you trying to say


You know... Alone sex...
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LinkPizza
07/23/19 8:54:01 PM
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Clench281 posted...
what in the world are you trying to say

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Lobomoon
07/23/19 8:54:58 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Clench281 posted...
what in the world are you trying to say


You know... Using your finger to make yourself happy...
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captpackrat
07/23/19 8:55:53 PM
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I'm bi so I can do the thing or not.
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LinkPizza
07/23/19 8:56:31 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Clench281 posted...
what in the world are you trying to say


You know... Using your finger to make yourself happy...

Im a top, so, I guess I can masturbate...
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Lobomoon
07/23/19 8:56:56 PM
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captpackrat posted...
I'm bi so I can do the thing or not.


Yes, you can open this topic.
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Lobomoon
07/23/19 8:57:42 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Lobomoon posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Clench281 posted...
what in the world are you trying to say


You know... Using your finger to make yourself happy...

Im a top, so, I guess I can masturbate...


Top of what?
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JimCarrysToe
07/23/19 9:02:20 PM
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Top of the world!
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RedSox342
07/23/19 9:02:23 PM
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you can only do it yourself if you are very flexible
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LinkPizza
07/23/19 9:02:31 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Lobomoon posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Clench281 posted...
what in the world are you trying to say


You know... Using your finger to make yourself happy...

Im a top, so, I guess I can masturbate...


Top of what?

If youre asking that, then you probably shouldnt ask the other question...
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The_tall_midget
07/23/19 9:03:44 PM
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Not gay and I find this thread not inclusive enough. I'm offended and stuff.
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Lobomoon
07/23/19 9:04:05 PM
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RedSox342 posted...
you can only do it yourself if you are very flexible


You don't have to be that flexible to reach it with your hands.
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ClarkDuke
07/23/19 9:14:39 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
i'm not gay, but I am a rebel, ok?


Wilson?

you discovered my secret identity, ok?
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LinkPizza
07/23/19 9:43:34 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
RedSox342 posted...
you can only do it yourself if you are very flexible


You don't have to be that flexible to reach it with your hands.

I hear that a T-Rex may have trouble...
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Taily_Po
07/23/19 9:48:24 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
(only click this topic if you are gay).


Don't tell me what to do! You're not the boss of me!
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wwinterj25
07/23/19 10:20:50 PM
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Apparently even some heterosexual guys like a finger or two in the heart of darkness.
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LinkPizza
07/23/19 10:24:44 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Apparently even some heterosexual guys like a finger or two in the heart of darkness.

True. Some straight guys like being pegged, too...
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zebatov
07/23/19 10:30:15 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Clench281 posted...
what in the world are you trying to say

If he has to ask.....
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Mead
07/23/19 10:42:38 PM
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Lobomoon
07/23/19 11:22:33 PM
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Is that a real thing?
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LinkPizza
07/23/19 11:26:33 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
Is that a real thing?

Pegging? Yeah. It's big. Not just in porn, but in real life, as well. I know many guys who like it. Though, some only like a finger up the butt. You have to remember, the prostate is up there. And that's a nice button to push every once in a while. Some guys worry about it the first time. But then make it a normal part of sex. Or even a normal part of masturbation. It's not for everybody, though. And you definitely want to use lube. Especially for the first time...
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JimCarrysToe
07/23/19 11:46:48 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Lobomoon posted...
Is that a real thing?

Pegging? Yeah. It's big. Not just in porn, but in real life, as well. I know many guys who like it. Though, some only like a finger up the butt. You have to remember, the prostate is up there. And that's a nice button to push every once in a while. Some guys worry about it the first time. But then make it a normal part of sex. Or even a normal part of masturbation. It's not for everybody, though. And you definitely want to use lube. Especially for the first time...

AND DO NOT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE. OR ANY KIND OF SOAP. LOTIONS OK FOR ONE MAYBE TWO FINGERS IF YOU'RE DESPERATE.
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Cruddy_horse
07/24/19 1:19:20 AM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Lobomoon posted...
Is that a real thing?

Pegging? Yeah. It's big. Not just in porn, but in real life, as well. I know many guys who like it. Though, some only like a finger up the butt. You have to remember, the prostate is up there. And that's a nice button to push every once in a while. Some guys worry about it the first time. But then make it a normal part of sex. Or even a normal part of masturbation. It's not for everybody, though. And you definitely want to use lube. Especially for the first time...

AND DO NOT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE. OR ANY KIND OF SOAP. LOTIONS OK FOR ONE MAYBE TWO FINGERS IF YOU'RE DESPERATE.


Lol, made some past mistakes have we?
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Trialia
07/24/19 8:10:26 AM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Lobomoon posted...
Is that a real thing?

Pegging? Yeah. It's big. Not just in porn, but in real life, as well. I know many guys who like it. Though, some only like a finger up the butt. You have to remember, the prostate is up there. And that's a nice button to push every once in a while. Some guys worry about it the first time. But then make it a normal part of sex. Or even a normal part of masturbation. It's not for everybody, though. And you definitely want to use lube. Especially for the first time...

AND DO NOT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE. OR ANY KIND OF SOAP. LOTIONS OK FOR ONE MAYBE TWO FINGERS IF YOU'RE DESPERATE.


Lol, made some past mistakes have we?

Ha. Reminds me of the fanfiction writer I once had a row with who was utterly & completely insistent that her character would be totally fine their first time taking it up the butt with only saliva for lube and could not possibly even be sore after a thorough pounding that way.

Excuse me while I cross my legs so hard my hips go out of joint... *cringing*

As for the original question, what even is the point of asking that? Hetero people masturbate too y'know. Even sometimes when they aren't single. You don't have to be gay to get off that way, but not everyone even likes penetration in whatever form, gay or otherwise. People are individuals.
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wwinterj25
07/24/19 2:22:26 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
AND DO NOT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.


Not that's put a interesting image into my head.
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mooreandrew58
07/24/19 3:24:55 PM
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Ive never used fingers. Other things though.
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RoboXgp89
07/24/19 5:29:08 PM
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you shouldn't stick stuff up your butt
it's not meant for that
some people get high on drugs by sticking them up there
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LinkPizza
07/24/19 5:59:25 PM
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RoboXgp89 posted...
you shouldn't stick stuff up your butt
it's not meant for that
some people get high on drugs by sticking them up there

People should actually constantly stick stuff up their butt. Its definitely meant for that. Also, another good reason is because it can help you get rid of you hiccups...
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RoboXgp89
07/24/19 6:09:08 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
RoboXgp89 posted...
you shouldn't stick stuff up your butt
it's not meant for that
some people get high on drugs by sticking them up there

People should actually constantly stick stuff up their butt. Its definitely meant for that. Also, another good reason is because it can help you get rid of you hiccups...


it's part of the digestive system a rabbits stomach actually begins at it's butt so it has to eat poop to feed itself
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Lobomoon
07/24/19 7:34:00 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Lobomoon posted...
Is that a real thing?

Pegging? Yeah. It's big. Not just in porn, but in real life, as well. I know many guys who like it. Though, some only like a finger up the butt. You have to remember, the prostate is up there. And that's a nice button to push every once in a while. Some guys worry about it the first time. But then make it a normal part of sex. Or even a normal part of masturbation. It's not for everybody, though. And you definitely want to use lube. Especially for the first time...


Do I need to go to Sex Shop to buy it or can I make it at home?
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captpackrat
07/24/19 8:39:16 PM
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If God had meant for men to have sex with men, he'd have put a hole in their butts.
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captpackrat
07/24/19 8:40:09 PM
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The prostate is the male equivalent of the G-spot, and the only way to reach it is through the back door.
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Lobomoon
07/24/19 9:07:48 PM
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Is prostate as sensitive as D?
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wwinterj25
07/24/19 9:53:18 PM
#40:


RoboXgp89 posted...
you shouldn't stick stuff up your butt
it's not meant for that


Your mouth isn't meant for oral sex yet it's still a thing. Providing it's safe who cares?

On a side note: You are probably boring in the sack.
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LinkPizza
07/24/19 10:46:13 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Lobomoon posted...
Is that a real thing?

Pegging? Yeah. It's big. Not just in porn, but in real life, as well. I know many guys who like it. Though, some only like a finger up the butt. You have to remember, the prostate is up there. And that's a nice button to push every once in a while. Some guys worry about it the first time. But then make it a normal part of sex. Or even a normal part of masturbation. It's not for everybody, though. And you definitely want to use lube. Especially for the first time...


Do I need to go to Sex Shop to buy it or can I make it at home?

The lube. I guess you could make it. But I don't know how. I would just buy it. You can go to a sex shop. But I know Amazon has this Anal Relaxant Lube that could help. Helped me when I had an ex that hadn't bottomed in a while years and years ago. And others, as well... For whatever you stick up your butt, it depends. You can use a finger. But if you want something bigger, you'll have to find something around the house or buy it.

Lobomoon posted...
Is prostate as sensitive as D?

I would say it's more sensitive than the D...
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Trialia
07/25/19 7:25:51 AM
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Lobomoon posted...
Is prostate as sensitive as D?

It's pretty much the XY equivalent of a clitoris, from all I hear. I don't know how that would compare within the same person though, as cock & vag aren't anywhere comparable to each other in terms of nerve endings.
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Locusts
07/26/19 5:35:36 AM
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This thread is incredibly vague. I thought OP was asking if gays (in which I use this as a blanket term to encompass not only gay men, but any queer person that is male-identifying and has sex with other male identifiers) were into prostate milking.

Which is actually quite weird, considering that's mostly a heterosexual fetish. Straight men obsess over their anuses more than gays. And there had been studies done that had shown straight guys groom and clean their anuses more meticulously than gays (the study was corresponding toward colonoscopy preparation.)

But then the negative is that straight guys are more likely than gay men to have higher rates of fecal matter on their hands at any given moment. Gay men are statistically more likely to have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder), and thus with frequent hand-cleansing, will have less fecal matter on their hands. But bizarrely, they actually have more on their anuses. This is because gay men are also statistically more likely than straight men to have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). And in situations where the amount of feces produced is greater, and more frequent than that of other males, it makes sense for there to be a higher rate of feces to be missed during post-defecation cleaning.

Now on the subject of felching, that's actually a predominantly homosexual fetish.
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