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No_U_L7
07/23/19 11:15:45 PM
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she looked around the place and saw a bowl filled with yellow fluids lol

i had to convince her it was orange juice/vodka and i just ran out of cups...we had a great laugh

https://imgur.com/E5fT4jM

i tried to censor as little of her eyes as i could so that you can see her surprise...my friends and i still joke about this moment lol
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TeaMilk
07/23/19 11:18:08 PM
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You should have forced her to drink it so she'd know you dont leave bowls of piss around
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SSJGrimReaper
07/23/19 11:19:21 PM
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vitamin c final answer
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No_U_L7
07/23/19 11:19:58 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
You should have forced her to drink it so she'd know you dont leave bowls of piss around


i drank it in front of her...it was hilarious
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sktgamer_13dude
07/23/19 11:20:47 PM
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PatrickMahomes
07/23/19 11:21:09 PM
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Looks more like ramen broth tbh
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LordMarshal
07/23/19 11:48:42 PM
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The gimmick really falls apart sometimes.
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solosnake
07/23/19 11:50:15 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
The gimmick really falls apart sometimes.

shut up man, i still want to believe
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LordMarshal
07/23/19 11:56:05 PM
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-I have tons of money
-Bang tons of women
-Piss in bowls
-Leave them around the house
-Take picture of bang buddies with my piss

I think he forgot his gimmick.
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:10:29 AM
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solosnake posted...
LordMarshal posted...
The gimmick really falls apart sometimes.

shut up man, i still want to believe


lol ignore him, he's just a hater. using a bowl instead of a cup so i don't have to do dishes in a hotel/on vacation is something everyone does
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Manocheese
07/24/19 12:12:42 AM
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Do you always store juice in the bathroom?
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:14:13 AM
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Manocheese posted...
Do you always store juice in the bathroom?


it wasn't in the bathroom, it was in the living room. we were in the bathroom because she thought it was pee and wanted to flush it....
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MabusIncarnate
07/24/19 12:14:34 AM
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Manocheese posted...
Do you always store juice in the bathroom?

You set the bowl in the toilet it keeps it cool.
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Chicken
07/24/19 12:14:55 AM
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She looks like the type to believe piss in a bowl would actually be orange juice. Shitty standards bro.
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:17:00 AM
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Chicken posted...
She looks like the type to believe piss in a bowl would actually be orange juice. Shitty standards bro.


well i did drink it in front of her. i offered it to her but she refused to drink fsr
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LordMarshal
07/24/19 12:17:51 AM
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Because piss in a bowl doesnt smell like piss in a bowl.

I know you found a funny photo and thought of a funny story but didnt think of the details. Everyone knows.
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Tmaster148
07/24/19 12:18:27 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
TeaMilk posted...
You should have forced her to drink it so she'd know you dont leave bowls of piss around


i drank it in front of her...it was hilarious


I guess that's one way to hide the fact it was really piss.
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:19:00 AM
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man my haters keep posting in this topic but i have them on ignore lol

who posted
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LordMarshal
07/24/19 12:25:09 AM
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But she took it to the bathroom? And took a picture with it?

Gimmicks just not workin...
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:27:55 AM
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the haters keep coming into this topic in full droves. if i had to guess, i'd say it was muffin0rz
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slimjimfizzle
07/24/19 12:28:12 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
man my haters keep posting in this topic but i have them on ignore lol

who posted

But I do collect urine. Tho your fake story is still full of shit.
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:30:29 AM
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slimjimfizzle posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
man my haters keep posting in this topic but i have them on ignore lol

who posted

But I do collect urine. Tho your fake story is still full of shit.


you're not on my ignore list, i have no clue who you are

idk why people still don't believe, it's such a simple story...girl found my bowl of orange/vodka, it looked like piss we all had a good laugh
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FrankGoreHOF
07/24/19 12:30:43 AM
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Gotta say that bowl is weird af
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Tmaster148
07/24/19 12:31:33 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
slimjimfizzle posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
man my haters keep posting in this topic but i have them on ignore lol

who posted

But I do collect urine. Tho your fake story is still full of shit.


you're not on my ignore list, i have no clue who you are

idk why people still don't believe, it's such a simple story...girl found my bowl of orange/vodka, it looked like piss we all had a good laugh


Why would people believe a guy who only makes up fake stories?
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:34:42 AM
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FrankGoreHOF posted...
Gotta say that bowl is weird af


lol i just ran out of cups and im not doing dishes in a hotel room...

Tmaster148 posted...
Why would people believe a guy who only makes up fake stories?


just because i have a more interesting life than 95% of people doesn't mean i'm making up stories. would you prefer to just be added to the ignore list?
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FuneralFroth
07/24/19 12:39:08 AM
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You be on that bullshit
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slimjimfizzle
07/24/19 12:43:54 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
you're not on my ignore list, i have no clue who you are

Sweet I'm an illusion
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FrankGoreHOF
07/24/19 12:45:33 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
lol i just ran out of cups and im not doing dishes in a hotel room...

Just saying I'd probably use a cup that had liquor in it previously, not like it matters anyway
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:47:44 AM
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FuneralFroth posted...
You be on that bullshit


for anyone still doubting, here's a pic of me with her (and her friend). she thought my shoe tree was a dildo lol

https://imgur.com/XfychaW
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Kpt_Kapowski
07/24/19 12:50:52 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
just because i have a more interesting life than 95% of people doesn't mean i'm making up stories.


What's interesting about failing as a manipulative creep, not using a bunch of condoms, getting shutdown by virgins, buying shitty obsolete watches, and being a manlet?
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Tmaster148
07/24/19 12:52:01 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
she thought my shoe tree was a dildo lol


No one in the world would make a mistake like this.
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:52:26 AM
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Kpt_Kapowski posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
just because i have a more interesting life than 95% of people doesn't mean i'm making up stories.


What's interesting about failing as a manipulative creep, not using a bunch of condoms, getting shutdown by virgins, buying shitty obsolete watches, and being a manlet?


LMAO someone sure doesn't sound bitter at all
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/24/19 12:53:05 AM
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LordMarshal posted...
Because piss in a bowl doesnt smell like piss in a bowl.

I know you found a funny photo and thought of a funny story but didnt think of the details. Everyone knows.

Lmao exactly. Imagine pretending that a person holding a bowl of liquid right in front of their face couldnt tell the difference between the smell of piss and the smell of an orange juice and vodka mix
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:53:49 AM
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Tmaster148 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
she thought my shoe tree was a dildo lol


No one in the world would make a mistake like this.


it's like you don't even know what a joke is dude...

she saw a bowl of yellow liquid, thought it was pee for like 2 seconds and we joked about that for like 10 minutes

then she saw my shoe tree, had never seen one before and thought it was a dildo and we joked about it for another 10 minutes...

this is how people have fun
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FuneralFroth
07/24/19 12:54:24 AM
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Pathetic.
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Tmaster148
07/24/19 12:54:56 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
she thought my shoe tree was a dildo lol


No one in the world would make a mistake like this.


it's like you don't even know what a joke is dude...

she saw a bowl of yellow liquid, thought it was pee for like 2 seconds and we joked about that for like 10 minutes

then she saw my shoe tree, had never seen one before and thought it was a dildo and we joked about it for another 10 minutes...

this is how people have fun


I know what jokes are, it's weird you think these are jokes. Really showing that shut-in status.
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:55:11 AM
#38:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Because piss in a bowl doesnt smell like piss in a bowl.

I know you found a funny photo and thought of a funny story but didnt think of the details. Everyone knows.

Lmao exactly. Imagine pretending that a person holding a bowl of liquid right in front of their face couldnt tell the difference between the smell of piss and the smell of an orange juice and vodka mix


it's like you don't even know what a joke is dude...

she saw a bowl of yellow liquid, thought it was pee for like 2 seconds and we joked about that for like 10 minutes

then she saw my shoe tree, had never seen one before and thought it was a dildo and we joked about it for another 10 minutes...

this is how people have fun

and it's obviously not a picture i found online, since here's a pic of me with the girl: https://imgur.com/XfychaW

i have one with the girl, me and the bowl too
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 12:56:10 AM
#39:


Tmaster148 posted...
I know what jokes are, it's weird you think these are jokes. Really showing that shut-in status.


i mean, i'm the one going out, having fun with girls, taking them home and having more fun with them...

i think you may need to examine your life a bit more if you're that judgemental about how people fuck around and have fun
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Philoktetes
07/24/19 12:56:43 AM
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if your urine is that color you're severely dehydrated
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Tmaster148
07/24/19 12:57:45 AM
#41:


I didn't realize having fun meant making fun of someone's lack of intelligence on gamefaqs. For a person who claims to currently be hanging out with women, you sure have a lot of time to post here.
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 1:00:36 AM
#42:


Tmaster148 posted...
I didn't realize having fun meant making fun of someone's lack of intelligence on gamefaqs. For a person who claims to currently be hanging out with women, you sure have a lot of time to post here.


huh...point out where i made fun of your intelligence

and this argument again? idk what is wrong with you people....why do i need to be around girls 24/7? i'm massively introverted and much prefer my alone time. i just do the pick up stuff to balance myself out so i don't become a lonely shut in

but i'm starting to see you're just a hater....i'll just add you to the ignore list. best of luck in your future endeavors
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Tmaster148
07/24/19 1:02:08 AM
#43:


I'm talking about the "girl" who is clearly really dumb to make mistakes no one would ever make.
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FuneralFroth
07/24/19 1:02:12 AM
#44:


Post a pic of you licking that same bowl

Shut us all the fuck up or close this topic
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 1:05:11 AM
#45:


FuneralFroth posted...
Post a pic of you licking that same bowl

Shut us all the fuck up or close this topic


this was like 2 years ago dude...i don't post pics of girls i'm still talking to and then i wait like another year on top of that just to make sure any blowback is minimized...

but i mean i'm the same guy in literally all my pics with girls as well as outfit pics, etc
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Tmaster148
07/24/19 1:06:04 AM
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Now changing your story about how this happened two years ago so you can conveniently ignore all the holes in your story.
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FuneralFroth
07/24/19 1:07:01 AM
#47:


How about you post a pic of you licking any bowl
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No_U_L7
07/24/19 1:07:30 AM
#48:


FuneralFroth posted...
How about you post a pic of you licking any bowl


um....is that your fetish?
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FuneralFroth
07/24/19 1:07:53 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
How about you post a pic of you licking any bowl


um....is that your fetish?


Sure.
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slimjimfizzle
07/24/19 1:07:59 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
Post a pic of you licking that same bowl

Shut us all the fuck up or close this topic


this was like 2 years ago dude...i don't post pics of girls i'm still talking to and then i wait like another year on top of that just to make sure any blowback is minimized...

but i mean i'm the same guy in literally all my pics with girls as well as outfit pics, etc

And let me guess she lives in Canada to right
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