Current Events > So I want to get two of my friends laid, but I'm not sure how to do it.

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Benify
09/22/19 5:22:44 AM
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They keep getting friendzoned by lifelong "friends" (Using that term loosely) which means they're running out of options. I don't want to see them get hurt anymore so I want to bring cute girls into their life. The problem is, they are rather unattractive, physically and mentally.

So, how can I get a girl to fall for a couple of neets?
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viewmaster_pi
09/22/19 5:23:31 AM
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introducing them is a good first step

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R1masher
09/22/19 5:24:32 AM
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Drugs?
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berlyman101
09/22/19 5:29:18 AM
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awesome999
09/22/19 5:29:37 AM
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You can't help them if they don't want to help themselves

The best you can do is tell them they're the ones holding themselves back and if they realise it, help them make themselves more attractive lmfao!
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jumi
09/22/19 5:30:54 AM
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Hookers.

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SaccharineSmile
09/22/19 5:33:36 AM
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jumi posted...
Hookers.


yeah your best bet

seeing as they are unattractive and not all that good socially this seems to be the best bet and hopefully they can change their life around after experiencing sex

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Questionmarktarius
09/22/19 5:53:39 AM
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Benify posted...
So, how can I get a girl to fall for a couple of neets?

Why not convince them to to go gay?
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Keith_Valentine
09/22/19 6:41:14 AM
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Tell the fat fucks to hit the gym, quit jacking off, and get a job. Otherwise they dont deserve pussy anyways.
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09/22/19 7:58:03 AM
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I always thought all the loners should come together and have one giant orgy to satisfy their intimacy needs. They could just pretend they're doing it with a girl.
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Collat
09/22/19 8:11:54 AM
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Do it yourself.

Take one for the team.
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