Current Events > Your reaction: Your girlfriend is reading 'How To Train Your Boyfriend'

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You're awoken in the night by a blown fuse and you girlfriend goes to change it. You lie back and start tossing in bed unable to get back to sleep for a while before you look over at the bedside cabinet and realize your girlfriend is reading a book titled "How To Train Your Boyfriend"

Then you notice an The Outer Limits bookmark indicating that she is about halfway through it.

https://i.imgur.com/tia4AGc.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Pack her bags poorly and carelessly place them in the middle of the street.
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I'd be like....bitch! If you even think you're gonna train me you'll very soon find your ass out of my life. Go get yourself a desperate beta if you want to train and control someone cause it damn sure won't be me. I'm the man. I protect, I do my best to provide, and I lead the way while taking no BS!

something like that. :P

Go out and buy a copy of silence of the lambs, some fava beans, a nice chianti, and a book of liver dish recipes.
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It'll probabaly be followed by a ton of seduction and sex I assume so why not play along and pretend?

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I'd tell her to go ahead and try. Men show their intimidated by women waaay to easy. It's a fuckin book and you guys are acting like she's gonna be able to do witchcraft. Do you just know you're that easy to manipulate?

Id probably also read it when she's not around. Just to up my game and be able to preemptively strike
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

I'd tell her to go ahead and try. Men show their intimidated by women waaay to easy. It's a fuckin book and you guys are acting like she's gonna be able to do witchcraft. Do you just know you're that easy to manipulate?

Id probably also read it when she's not around. Just to up my game and be able to preemptively strike

I just want the chance to throw a chicks shit out in the street again.
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Id ask her if it was effective in curing her insomnia.

Read the 2nd half and make her think you're already trained.
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Grin, because it so happens that I have a book that says "How To Train Your Girlfriend who's following 'How To Train Your Boyfriend'"
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Put a book on my side called 'Being The Best Sociopath You Can Be'
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I would start reading it too and would randomly use stuff in it to troll her (lightheartedly though, not to be vindictive). Anything in it I could take on board without being too annoyed to take on board, I will be likely to give a try... so a healthy mix of learning from it and trolling over it, depending on the specific content.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Men show their intimidated by women waaay to easy.

Id probably also read it when she's not around. Just to up my game and be able to preemptively strike

You're the only one who seems intimidated based on this response
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I'd be like wtf? Then not give a shit.
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kinetika_ posted...

I'd be like wtf? Then not give a shit.

See @Lost_All_Senses

That's a non intimidated answer
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