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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 12:53:21 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX6JcybgDFo

@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate @a-c-a-b @CanuckCowboy @bossjony @inloveanddeath0

Goddamit stop unspacing the spaces between tags you piece of shit

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/19 12:54:58 AM
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10/10 topic title

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/19 12:56:34 AM
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Yeah I think she's making the drinking topics from now on. When I saw that topic title I said to myself I remember I says, I said "that's a topic I might like to be a part of somehow"
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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 12:56:38 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
10/10 topic title
Thanks lol

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/19 12:57:23 AM
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@Tyrannosaurus @WrestlinFan @HellRatUFO @Drunkie @PatrickMahomes @The_Doge @DrizztLink

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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 12:57:36 AM
#6:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah I think she's making the drinking topics from now on. When I saw that topic title I said to myself I remember I says, I said "that's a topic I might like to be a part of somehow"
Thanks... I think. You kind of made sense there.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/19 12:58:20 AM
#7:


inloveanddeath get busted?
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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 12:58:31 AM
#8:


Did y'all watch the video? It's cool af.

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/19 12:59:46 AM
#9:


Here's a song about lesbians

https://youtu.be/0Zf2_VxyMPU

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/19 1:00:10 AM
#10:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Did y'all watch the video? It's cool af.
I'm gonna when this song is over

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PatrickMahomes
11/12/19 1:02:02 AM
#12:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
inloveanddeath get busted?

F

pour some out for the homie
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/19 1:04:32 AM
#13:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Did y'all watch the video? It's cool af.


I want a gross of those right now. Here's 17 dollars in loose change make it happen.
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MabusIncarnate
11/12/19 1:06:58 AM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX6JcybgDFo

@Johnny_Nutcase @MabusIncarnate @a-c-a-b @CanuckCowboy @inloveanddeath0

Goddamit stop unspacing the spaces between tags you piece of shit
Okay yeah that was awesome.. imagine that being your job and you go to work and do shit like this and get paid for it

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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 1:09:33 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I want a gross of those right now. Here's 17 dollars in loose change make it happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuZRl8DEbh8

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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 1:10:39 AM
#16:


@kevin

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/19 1:12:50 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSOpjd3nzbc
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AirFresh
11/12/19 1:12:53 AM
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I am 16 shots in brothers.

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/19 1:13:44 AM
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AirFresh posted...
I am 16 shots in brothers.
No you aren't

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mattnd2007
11/12/19 1:18:35 AM
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I'm drinking a mix of brown ale and IPA. It's strange lol. Not sure why I decided to, but when the idea hit I had no choice but to obey

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AirFresh
11/12/19 1:19:31 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
No you aren't
Started at 8:30 (it's 1:15 am) and I been making 8 shot Sunny Dee vodka drinks. (Cheap ass McCormick 1.5 liter)

I been drinking gradually tonight but I am still feeling it.

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mattnd2007
11/12/19 1:20:44 AM
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Sunny d makes my teeth get that furry sugar feeling

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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 1:30:39 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSOpjd3nzbc
What a piece of shit, he should've burned more. I hope his nuts are at least well roasted.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/19 1:58:53 AM
#25:


When's the last time you guys spilled a drink? I dropped an empty cup earlier and thought about it. I almost NEVER spill a drink.

Last time I did had to be over a year ago. I was completely wasted and I somehow let it slip through my fingers, and I have really fast reflexes, so the second it slipped I reach for it and just covered myself with rum and coke. I was so pissed off at myself.
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AirFresh
11/12/19 2:02:21 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
When's the last time you guys spilled a drink? I dropped an empty cup earlier and thought about it. I almost NEVER spill a drink.

Last time I did had to be over a year ago. I was completely wasted and I somehow let it slip through my fingers, and I have really fast reflexes, so the second it slipped I reach for it and just covered myself with rum and coke. I was so pissed off at myself.
Like 2 months ago. It ruined my night too because I had juuuust enough to get nicely drunk but since I lost a half of my stuff I did not get drunk at all. Was playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and kicked in excitement.

Yeah... Had it on the floor.

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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 2:04:29 AM
#27:


I spilled water on my bed last year.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/19 2:06:30 AM
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AirFresh posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
When's the last time you guys spilled a drink? I dropped an empty cup earlier and thought about it. I almost NEVER spill a drink.

Last time I did had to be over a year ago. I was completely wasted and I somehow let it slip through my fingers, and I have really fast reflexes, so the second it slipped I reach for it and just covered myself with rum and coke. I was so pissed off at myself.
Like 2 months ago. It ruined my night too because I had juuuust enough to get nicely drunk but since I lost a half of my stuff I did not get drunk at all. Was playing Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and kicked in excitement.

Yeah... Had it on the floor.


Two pro tips:

1. Never put a drink on the floor
2. ALWAYS buy enough liquor to get drunk twice over. Running out of booze is not a good feeling.
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/19 2:17:34 AM
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Had to change my sig based on this clip. Hell of a story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx0iAmKDfxM
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MabusIncarnate
11/12/19 3:02:12 AM
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Oh shit Disney+ just dropped watching the mandalorian meow.

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MabusIncarnate
11/12/19 4:31:46 AM
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FUCK it was really good, not what I expected.

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The_Doge
11/12/19 6:51:02 AM
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PatrickMahomes
11/12/19 10:39:42 AM
#34:


AirFresh posted...
(Cheap ass McCormick 1.5 liter)

The first time I ever drank was McCormick sometime in high school. Went about as expected, we slammed a bunch of vodka/mountain dews and went to go see Tron. I remember nothing about the movie other than going to see it. Was told the next morning that I still managed to make it to a toilet to go vomit out my guts.

To this day, I can't even smell the stuff without gagging. Crazy how that works. Same phenomenon happened with Buffalo Wild Wings after they made me sick a few years ago -- still love wings, but the thought of BWW just makes me sick.
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CanuckCowboy
11/12/19 3:44:31 PM
#35:


PatrickMahomes posted...
The first time I ever drank was McCormick sometime in high school. Went about as expected, we slammed a bunch of vodka/mountain dews and went to go see Tron. I remember nothing about the movie other than going to see it. Was told the next morning that I still managed to make it to a toilet to go vomit out my guts.

To this day, I can't even smell the stuff without gagging. Crazy how that works. Same phenomenon happened with Buffalo Wild Wings after they made me sick a few years ago -- still love wings, but the thought of BWW just makes me sick.


Im the same way with red tassel vodka.

rather drink paint thinner.

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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 3:47:20 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgSKX3v5eVE

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Drunkie
11/12/19 5:01:12 PM
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Drunkie checking in, man yesterday was a waste but I got so much needed sleep, ok then, on beer the 1st
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Tyrannosaurus
11/12/19 7:06:38 PM
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Dropping in on da #7

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Drunkie
11/12/19 7:26:03 PM
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on 12 lol
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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 7:47:51 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
11/12/19 7:52:26 PM
#41:


Aghh I gotta get up at 7am tomorrow so no boozin for me tonight. But tomorrow.... big time.
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Drunkie
11/12/19 8:08:06 PM
#42:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Aghh I gotta get up at 7am tomorrow so no boozin for me tonight. But tomorrow.... big time.

adult time lol.. I hate those non drinking nights
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Drunkie
11/12/19 8:24:01 PM
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on 16 btw
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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 10:17:07 PM
#44:


I had to suffer this in another topic, I will make all of you suffer with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr6eFl7hCiA


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_Matchabuu_
11/12/19 10:21:49 PM
#45:


hi TC
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JimCarrysToe
11/12/19 10:24:54 PM
#46:


_Matchabuu_ posted...
hi TC
Hello! Skip to 1:34 in the video I just posted

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_Matchabuu_
11/12/19 10:27:02 PM
#47:


JimCarrysToe posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
hi TC
Hello! Skip to 1:34 in the video I just posted


My ears are RANGIN
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CanuckCowboy
11/13/19 1:01:20 AM
#48:


I gotta be up at 7:30 but im apparently going into a manic phase and I roll with those. >_>

drunk and here is a fact: hows ernie is the most relatable song ever. The only girl i think I really loved had a dad named ernie. I worked for him starting after we broke up and for a out two years afterwards. And he was menonite so drinking was frowned upon for him but wed sneak drinks on his porch back in the day.

And this song exists.

https://youtu.be/2sK2HaGzscs

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JimCarrysToe
11/13/19 3:51:39 AM
#49:


Holy shit, on the sexuality board theres a 2 week long intense back and forth between 2 guys arguing about what an open relationship is. Dear god you need two thumbs to scroll to the bottom of the pages. It's the length of a fuckin novel lol.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1061-1061-sex-and-sexuality/78096144

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_Matchabuu_
11/13/19 4:10:06 PM
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Yuck open relationships
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