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robert21
11/16/19 1:10:48 AM
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I was practically on the toilet all day. Feel dehydrated as hell.
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CADE FOSTER
11/16/19 1:11:22 AM
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Guide
11/16/19 1:13:47 AM
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Warning: Do not suck the ass of someone with food poisoning.

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Guerrilla Soldier
11/16/19 1:14:18 AM
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absolutely
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ThyCorndog
11/16/19 1:20:46 AM
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HolierThanMao
11/16/19 1:22:29 AM
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worst stomach pain of my life when i had it
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Zikten
11/16/19 1:27:29 AM
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I had food poisoning once right before a transatlantic flight. Luckily at least it was all out of my mouth though. I only threw up. But it sucked. I still felt I'll after I reached England. And we stopped at Stonehenge the first day. I had wanted to visit it all my life. But when I finally arrived I was tired and feeling horrible. I ended up laying on the grass for a while. Sucked
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kingdrake2
11/16/19 2:27:37 AM
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robert21 posted...
I was practically on the toilet all day. Feel dehydrated as hell.


make sure you're downing pedialyte or sports drink.
water is also viable option, want to replenish your electrolytes.
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Awesome
11/16/19 4:33:04 PM
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last time i had food poisoning was when i had some uncooked teriyaki chicken at a japanese take out place in nyc, i was drinking gatorade and crapping all different kinds of colors
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IHeartRadiation
11/16/19 4:40:27 PM
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One time I spent the entire day just lying in bed because the amount of vomit made my chest so raw, my heartbeats actually hurt.
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robert21
11/17/19 1:24:35 AM
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Awesome posted...
last time i had food poisoning was when i had some uncooked teriyaki chicken at a japanese take out place in nyc, i was drinking gatorade and crapping all different kinds of colors


OH God, uncooked chicken is fucking horrible.
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PowerOats
11/17/19 1:28:13 AM
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Don't think I've had food poisoning before

Is it just cramps and bowel problems?
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XxKrazyChaosxX
11/17/19 1:38:02 AM
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I got it once when I was kid from Chinese food. It would be a long time before I gave Chinese food another try lol.
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robert21
11/17/19 10:26:47 AM
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PowerOats posted...
Don't think I've had food poisoning before

Is it just cramps and bowel problems?


At the very least. This was honestly a very mild case I had. Usually can have nausea and some vomiting. I've been laid up before for a couple days throwing up and shitting at the same. Time. Not fun at all
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IHeartRadiation
11/17/19 10:35:40 AM
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PowerOats posted...
Don't think I've had food poisoning before

Is it just cramps and bowel problems?

Read scp-666-j and you'll understand how horrifying it can be.
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Bumjuice001
11/17/19 10:48:08 AM
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I just recovered from food poisoning. Awful experience.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/17/19 10:49:39 AM
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Damn. You guys need to stop putting poison in your food. Fuck you even doin?

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creativerealms
11/17/19 10:49:53 AM
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Yes it does.
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