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Snake5555555555
12/02/19 1:00:42 PM
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I don't know, I thought this would be a fun thing to do around the holidays. Post anything Christmas related and i'll rate it out of 100! Can be songs, traditions, associated characters, anything you can think of.

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trdl23
12/02/19 1:07:20 PM
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The Star Wars Holiday Special

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swordz9
12/02/19 1:19:50 PM
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Ren & Stimpys Crock OChristmas soundtrack
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Anagram
12/02/19 1:21:13 PM
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Santa Claus
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Snake5555555555
12/02/19 1:21:47 PM
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trdl23 posted...
The Star Wars Holiday Special


20/100

An ultimately way too boring slog that feels like it takes forever to finish, but it's also a train wreck you just can't look away from, especially with some of the weirder aspects like the hologram circus act, cooking show, or the Diahann Carroll seductive song. Honestly the animated segment is decent enough on its own too. I just love that something like this exists, is the first Star Wars sequel, and that it's canon.

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scarletspeed7
12/02/19 1:24:26 PM
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"Ho ho ho. Now I have a machine gun."

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Snake5555555555
12/02/19 1:31:45 PM
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swordz9 posted...
Ren & Stimpys Crock OChristmas soundtrack


45/100

Parody albums are a tricky thing to nail, and Christmas parody albums are even harder to pull off. Christmas being such an easy target means you got to try extra hard to make things original and most importantly, funny. Much like the show, this album goes for gross-out humor which just isn't my bag, focusing on one-line jokes dragged out to full length songs that don't hold my interest for long. Somehow, the original songs featured here actually fare much better. "What Is Christmas?" is a genuinely stand-out, touching moment on the album, and "Happy Holiday Hop" could brush shoulders with some of the best Holiday rockers out there.

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Great_Paul
12/02/19 1:32:41 PM
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https://youtu.be/c3aCw-RurOk
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Snake5555555555
12/02/19 1:45:33 PM
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Anagram posted...
Santa Claus


72/100

When you break things down, the concept of Santa is pretty weird. Here's this guy who goes all over the world in like the span of 6 hours at best, breaks into your house, eats your food, and takes the credit away from your hard-working parents who actually got all the gifts for you. It's easy to see why so many horror movies are made about killer Santas now. Santa can be a pretty big dick too, especially in the Rankin-Bass specials. You would think Santa, the paragon of joy and giving, would be the last to bully Rudolph but nope, he's right there in the fray with everyone else. On the flipside though, the idea of Santa can be very inspiring, pushing young kids to be better and to think of others first, especially those who may be less fortunate than you. Now, I don't think that's such a foolish notion.

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Pirateking2000
12/02/19 1:47:26 PM
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Christmas cheer
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Snake5555555555
12/02/19 1:55:16 PM
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scarletspeed7 posted...
"Ho ho ho. Now I have a machine gun."


94/100

One of the best scenes in the film. It's 100% in the spirit of Christmas, a gift-wrapped middle finger from Santa McClane to Hans Gruber and his not-so-merry band of terrorists. Gruber's dead pan delivery of Ho-Ho-Ho just puts that extra dash of Christmas cheer on top of it.

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Nelson_Mandela
12/02/19 2:04:33 PM
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Krampus
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Snake5555555555
12/02/19 2:05:48 PM
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Great_Paul posted...
https://youtu.be/c3aCw-RurOk


83/100

Now this is how you do a parody! This song really plays up the duo's typical Canadian stereotypical behavior and their banter + sloppy, truncated delivery in nearly every line makes this parody of the 12 Days of Christmas one of the funniest ever. You can't beat and "...and a beer." It gets me every time. I also like how this doesn't even appear on a Christmas album, just randomly in the middle of the duo's comedy album, The Great White North.

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trdl23
12/02/19 2:06:58 PM
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Thanksgiving (since at this point in our culture its just Christmas Halftime)

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FBike1
12/02/19 2:10:08 PM
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Die Hard
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PumpkinCoach
12/02/19 2:10:26 PM
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A Christmas Carol (Dickens)
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MetalmindStats
12/02/19 2:19:54 PM
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Longest Night (Night in the Woods)
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NBIceman
12/02/19 2:20:16 PM
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Robbie the Reindeer
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Shonen_Bat
12/02/19 2:36:02 PM
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The Nightmare Before Christmas
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Great_Paul
12/02/19 2:37:38 PM
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Arnold's Christmas (Hey Arnold)
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Anagram
12/02/19 2:39:07 PM
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Santa being an anagram for Satan
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Snake5555555555
12/05/19 3:54:10 PM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
Christmas cheer

100/100

Come on, how can you deny this one? Christmas cheer should make everyone feel happy and just good about themselves inside. I know it always works on me anyway.

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Snake5555555555
12/05/19 3:59:13 PM
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Nelson_Mandela posted...
Krampus

92/100

Horror & Christmas mixed together? Sign me up, obviously. I remember Krampus getting particular big around 2012, and the first I had heard of him at all was in The League episode, A Krampus Carol, from the same year. Now there's like a bazillion straight-to-video Krampus films and the one particularly excellent one too from 2015. That should absolutely be part of your yearly Christmas viewing. Michael Dougherty really needs to cap off his holiday trilogy, but his Godzilla film this year was pretty good so I'll give him a pass... for now! Well, enough getting sidetracked, Krampus is a neat scary twist on Christmas and probably would've worked on me pretty well as a kid had I known about him.

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Lolo_Guru
12/05/19 4:03:42 PM
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Charlie Brown's Christmas tree.
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Snake5555555555
12/05/19 4:06:32 PM
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trdl23 posted...
Thanksgiving (since at this point in our culture its just Christmas Halftime)

95/100

I love Thanksgiving and it gets a really bad rap. I've watched the Macy's Parade every morning since I was a kid with my whole family and it's a tradition I just love so much. Then the food is amazing, and my grandma makes her Italian Wedding Soup every year which is just fantastically good! Turkey and stuffing is top tier too. And we have pastries for dessert with black coffee. It's a chill, cozy day, and a day I always take the opportunity for to take stock in what I have and genuinely feel thankful for it.

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Jesse_Custer
12/05/19 4:32:47 PM
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Hi Snake! Your topic gets my first post in over two years.

Christmas with the Joker (the episode of Batman: The Animated Series)
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Snake5555555555
12/05/19 4:37:07 PM
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Holllllly craaaaaap, I never thought I'd see you back here again! Welcome back! Hope things have been good.

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trdl23
12/05/19 5:00:17 PM
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Snake topics bringing back users who hadnt posted in months/years

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Snake5555555555
12/05/19 5:02:13 PM
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I definitely have some kind of power XD

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Bossman_Coolguy
12/05/19 7:20:27 PM
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christmas sweaters

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