Poll of the Day > What do you get when you cross a car and an ex-boyfriend?

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OniRonin
01/17/20 10:20:17 AM
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The result is an awesome hyper car that is super fast and cool. The 1996 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon definitely does the trick with a 5.7L V8 making over 700 hp. Although it has 4 wheel drive, this one came with a 5-speed automatic transmission, letting you enjoy all the power of your automatic without losing all the fun. Can you say Monkey?

This jalopy is powered by a 5.7L monster with over 600hp, making it about as fast as an insane street legal sports car. While a performance hybrid, the 3500lbs vehicle can hold up to 22 MPG. And with a roof, dual wheels, and all-wheel drive it really can do anything. As you would expect from an ex-boyfriend of this nature, this car is unbelievable.

Vehicle: Jeep Wrangler Rubicon WCF-H
Price: $140,000

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Fam_Fam
01/17/20 10:28:24 AM
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a vehicular manslaughter charge
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Cacciato
01/17/20 10:28:43 AM
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I believe we asked you to refrain from making topics.
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OniRonin
01/17/20 10:49:41 AM
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Cacciato posted...
I believe we asked you to refrain from making topics.
Please stop harassing me

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awezomerobot
01/17/20 10:52:24 AM
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You forgot the Tim Allen grunt.

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party_animal07
01/17/20 10:53:47 AM
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My ass. Ah ha haaaa. Enough!

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ParanoidObsessive
01/17/20 12:09:55 PM
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party_animal07 posted...
My ass. Ah ha haaaa. Enough!

Isn't Betty a girl's name?
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wolfy42
01/17/20 12:11:29 PM
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An ex-exboyfriend.

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TheWitchMorgana
01/17/20 12:16:58 PM
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Cacciato posted...
I believe we asked you to refrain from making topics.

whos this we
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Mead
01/17/20 12:31:03 PM
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TheWitchMorgana posted...
whos this we

potd

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SpeedDemon20
01/17/20 12:31:45 PM
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I was expecting to get what I deserve!

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TheWitchMorgana
01/17/20 2:41:22 PM
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Mead posted...
potd

well, i wasnt consulted
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OniRonin
01/17/20 3:45:04 PM
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Who wants to preorder the all new 1996 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon WCF-H

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ChronxDaHemphog
01/17/20 7:09:18 PM
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OniRonin posted...
Who wants to preorder the all new 1996 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon WCF-H
Put me down for 10.
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FrozenBananas
01/17/20 7:18:43 PM
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I dont have an ex boyfriend

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OniRonin
01/17/20 9:11:29 PM
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FrozenBananas posted...
I dont have an ex boyfriend
well, im your friend, and im an ex boy :o

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FrozenBananas
01/17/20 10:54:14 PM
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OniRonin posted...
well, im your friend, and im an ex boy :o

:O

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gguirao
01/18/20 12:07:29 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
A vehicular manslaughter charge.
As someone who likes dark humor, I chuckled at this.

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BUMPED2002
01/18/20 12:15:06 PM
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An "accident"

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