Board 8 > Which Tales games aren't embarrassing to play?

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Nelson_Mandela
01/17/20 1:13:27 PM
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You know what I mean. Even the best Tales games are somewhat cringey, but they contain elements that outweigh those moments and make it a worthwhile experience.

Symphonia is obviously on there, and I have heard Vesperia fits into the conversation too. What are the others? Or what are the ones that are definitely too Tales-y and awful to bother with?

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KommunistKoala
01/17/20 1:14:01 PM
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Berseria is the only one

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paperwarior
01/17/20 1:15:15 PM
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Well I like Abyss. I like Graces' gameplay but I'm pretty sure it's not what you're looking for.

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Logicblade
01/17/20 1:42:54 PM
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Abyss and Berseria for sure. Xillia has its moments, but not enough of them imo.

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LeonhartFour
01/17/20 1:44:15 PM
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I mean, Abyss is very Tales-y. I don't know if someone who isn't a fan of the series will like it that much.

But yeah, I feel like your best bets are Symphonia, Vesperia, Berseria, and maaaybe Xillia.

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linid0t
01/17/20 1:44:30 PM
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KommunistKoala posted...
Berseria is the only one

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colliding
01/17/20 1:45:02 PM
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Berseria is embarassing for other reasons

they're all embarassing but who cares. 90% of videogames are embarassing
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Nelson_Mandela
01/17/20 1:45:39 PM
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Not Phantasia?

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Strife2
01/17/20 1:50:42 PM
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KommunistKoala posted...
Berseria is the only one


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colliding
01/17/20 1:53:50 PM
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yep, totally nothing embarassing about Velvet's character design
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foolm0r0n
01/17/20 1:55:07 PM
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skullbone
01/17/20 1:55:52 PM
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As long as you change Velvet's costume then Berseria is probably your best shot. It's still pretty embarrassing at times though.

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MichelBollinger
01/17/20 1:56:34 PM
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Nothing about Tales is more embarrassing than being embarrassed to play them.
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AxemRedRanger
01/17/20 1:56:48 PM
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Phantasia isn't particularly embarrassing to play, merely dated, kinda dull, and probably not worth playing in 2020 regardless. Same for Destiny.

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swordz9
01/17/20 1:58:16 PM
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Vesperia has one of the greatest protagonists in JRPG history
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Xiahou Shake
01/17/20 1:58:25 PM
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Who is watching you play video games that makes you feel so embarrassed

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pjbasis
01/17/20 2:00:32 PM
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Sometimes people just have standards.

Tales is like watching a really stock fantasy anime.


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LeonhartFour
01/17/20 2:01:07 PM
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Xiahou Shake posted...
Who is watching you play video games that makes you feel so embarrassed

I mean, you can still be embarrassed playing alone. There are cringe-worthy moments that are still worthy of cringe whether you're alone or with someone.

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KCF0107
01/17/20 2:02:28 PM
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You should probably look for a different series to play imo. They all have their fair share of cringey elements, and if you are embarrassed to play them because of it, you should just save your time and money and head into another direction.
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MichelBollinger
01/17/20 2:05:47 PM
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When I think of actual cringe it games, it's like....Modern Warfare changing American war crimes into Russian war crimes.

Not Tales having anime bullshit. Get over it.
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KommunistKoala
01/17/20 2:09:28 PM
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KCF0107 posted...
You should probably look for a different series to play imo. They all have their fair share of cringey elements, and if you are embarrassed to play them because of it, you should just save your time and money and head into another direction.
the other correct answer

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Strife2
01/17/20 2:15:43 PM
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But then he'd miss Velvet, Magilou, and Eleanor. I mean, Bienfu is the shittiest thing about Berseria, but you can usually ignore him and the skits he's in.

And yes, Velvet's OG attire is ridiculous, but can be switched out almost immediately.

The game's main charm is reveling in the evilness of it all. Like a murderhobo D&D campaign. It shouldn't normally work, but it does.

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KingButz
01/17/20 2:19:27 PM
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I'd have to say that these games are probably not for someone who doesn't want to embrace the cringey animeness of them
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Lopen
01/17/20 2:21:16 PM
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MichelBollinger posted...
Nothing about Tales is more embarrassing than being embarrassed to play them.


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pyresword
01/17/20 2:27:30 PM
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Talking about costumes in Tales of Berseria made me remember that cowboy hat Rokurou is not canon and now I'm sad.

Anyway I think Vesperia is probably the closest to what you're looking for, out of the four games in the series I've played. (Symphonia, Abyss, Vesperia, Berseria)
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LordoftheMorons
01/17/20 2:29:49 PM
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Phantasia isn't embarrassing at all

Abyss is imo less embarassing in the traditional Tales sense, but it has one character who is, for important plot reasons, insufferable for a long stretch of the game. (It's the best Tales game I've played though so it's worth it)

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tazzyboyishere
01/17/20 2:38:46 PM
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If you're embarrassed to play a video game on your personal time then you probably take yourself too seriously.

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NowItsAngeTime
01/17/20 2:41:43 PM
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What do you consider embarassing?

The anime stereotypes?

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NBIceman
01/17/20 2:58:55 PM
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MichelBollinger posted...
Nothing about Tales is more embarrassing than being embarrassed to play them.


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FL81
01/17/20 3:11:51 PM
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Embrace your inner weeb
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Johnny Eagle
01/17/20 3:12:34 PM
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I haven't played too many Tales games, but while the quality certainly varies between them, none of them are what I'd consider to be "embarrassing" to play

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WazzupGenius00
01/17/20 3:31:25 PM
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The handheld ones only, because nobody can see what you're playing

Otherwise Tales is inherently that brand of stock anime

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Zylothewolf
01/17/20 3:57:40 PM
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tazzyboyishere posted...
If you're embarrassed to play a video game on your personal time then you probably take yourself too seriously.


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Nelson_Mandela
01/17/20 4:17:06 PM
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NowItsAngeTime posted...
What do you consider embarassing?

The anime stereotypes?
I don't mean embarrassing for myself per se. More just embarrassed for the writers/directors for making something so cheesy.

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LordoftheMorons
01/17/20 4:19:36 PM
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What I think you need to remember is that courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality

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paperwarior
01/17/20 4:29:25 PM
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It should be noted that Tales of is best as a co-op series. You cooperate in battle and you make fun of the writing together. But Abyss actually made me care about the characters and world, admittedly after spending tens of hours in their company.

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Mewtwo59
01/17/20 4:32:05 PM
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paperwarior posted...
It should be noted that Tales of is best as a co-op series. You cooperate in battle and you make fun of the writing together.


I second this.
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pjbasis
01/17/20 4:35:44 PM
#38:


MichelBollinger posted...
When I think of actual cringe it games, it's like....Modern Warfare changing American war crimes into Russian war crimes.

Not Tales having anime bullshit. Get over it.

Lmao you're such a dweeb bro

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colliding
01/17/20 4:51:34 PM
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Some of you have never been in co-habitating relationships with normie/non-gamers and it shows

like definitely play Tales games but don't let anyone tell you that they're not embarassing
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XIII_rocks
01/17/20 4:52:42 PM
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KingButz posted...
I'd have to say that these games are probably not for someone who doesn't want to embrace the cringey animeness of them

Yeah have to say the best possible course here seems to be to just not play them

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Nelson_Mandela
01/17/20 5:10:01 PM
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So basically I am hearing Phantasia, Symphonia, Vesperia, Berseria with an outside shot at Destiny, Abyss, and Xillia.

That would mean the straight up laughable ones are:

Eternia
Legendia
Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
Graces
Xillia 2
Zestiria

Accurate?

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colliding
01/17/20 5:16:18 PM
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Nelson_Mandela posted...
I don't mean embarrassing for myself per se. More just embarrassed for the writers/directors for making something so cheesy.

yeah if this is your attitude you're going to think they're all bad
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Xiahou Shake
01/17/20 5:18:14 PM
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I would actually say Xillia 2 is one of the least "embarassing" by your criteria since it drops most of the usual fluffy anime tropes in exchange for a very tonally different story than the rest of the series that gets pretty dark and (relatively) mature at times.

But also there's a scene where a giant flaming gay bird flirts with one of your party members so idk what you want out of this, man

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Solioxrz362
01/17/20 6:14:43 PM
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thought this about telltale games and was gonna say Tales from the Borderlands but then realized y'all mean that rpg series

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foolm0r0n
01/17/20 9:46:10 PM
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MichelBollinger posted...
Nothing about Tales is more embarrassing than being embarrassed to play them.
You clearly haven't played Tales of Symphonia. You should try it. It's one of the most popular ones.

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