Current Events > When you were having a really good dream but then you wake up and it's all gone

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Feels bad man.

I dreamed that I started a pro wrestling career. Got in great shape, started wrestling at a low budget local promotion, got noticed by a scout, started wrestling for Impact because I guess it was the best offer dream me got, debuted as a stereotypical comedy jobber named Felipe which is weird because I don't look the least bit Hispanic, dear god Impact's creative team sucks. Then I somehow managed to be popular enough that the crowd cheered for me even as I lost, and I was just at the part where the company noticed how over I was and gave me a title shot against I think it was Ace Austin, and then I woke up.

None of this matters to any of you. I know. I just wanted to write this down somewhere before I forgot it so I could remember the time I was a pro wrestler named Felipe who would have totally pinned Ace Austin to win the X-division title, even if it was just for a few hours while I was asleep.

I'm going back to bed, today is my off day.
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