Current Events > Has your dad ever pissed you off at a fast food joint by fingering you over?

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Austin_Era_II
06/03/20 1:02:41 PM
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In my teens I was at a long line up at McDs while my dad sat at a table saving it for us. I'm like the 4th person to be served next and my fucking dad literally fingers me to come over. Stupid me to even look at his direction. So I walk over and he's like I change my mind don't get me 20 nuggets...I want 2 bigmacs instead. So I go back in line and the guy who I was in front of was like back of the line asshole! Fuck my eyes got watery and I went to the end. I learnt that day next time if leaving a line tell the guy behind me to save my spot. I almost got my ass kicked in.

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Tired-Insomniac
06/03/20 1:03:16 PM
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Error1355
06/03/20 1:03:30 PM
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Damn

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DirtyPinky
06/03/20 1:04:05 PM
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Never out of anger, he made sure to remind me that it was normal and that he loved me.
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Austin_Era_II
06/03/20 1:06:16 PM
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Did he use the dirty pinky fingah?

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PMarth2002
06/03/20 1:08:26 PM
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That would be annoying, but no he's never done that.

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Austin_Era_II
06/03/20 1:10:14 PM
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I was pissed cause there was like almost 30 people. This was downtown Toronto. He could have got up and told me, but then he'd bitch we lost the table. So what??? We can stand at eat. Now I don't make a move when people finger me over. I just stand my ground.

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InfinityMonster
06/03/20 1:11:16 PM
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Dorfmann_
06/03/20 1:11:38 PM
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Yes, this exactly scenario happens to me constantly.
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Lost_All_Senses
06/03/20 1:12:15 PM
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Naw, he only let his friends finger me when he owed them poker bets.

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Austin_Era_II
06/03/20 1:21:34 PM
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;_;!

That was my eyes in ascii form. In real life it was more sad.

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Blue_Target
06/03/20 1:23:14 PM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
06/03/20 1:25:09 PM
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DirtyPinky posted...
Never out of anger, he made sure to remind me that it was normal and that he loved me.


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Unsugarized_Foo
06/03/20 1:27:20 PM
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Boo hoo.

My dad promised me that we'd go by McD after a day of us doing errands when I was 10. When I saw the golden arches on the hill as we were driving, I was pretty hyped for some McNuggets.

As we got closer, I saw that he never got into the right lane to turn into McD. I looked at him, and he acted like nothing was wrong. So I said, asked if we were going by McD.

He looked at me and said 'yup, we sure are... and there we go, we just went by McD'

My heart sunk as I looked in the right side mirror and saw the sign getting smaller and farther away.

I still remember that, Dad.


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Butterfiles
06/03/20 1:28:07 PM
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Turtlebread
06/03/20 1:29:32 PM
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so relatable

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Austin_Era_II
06/03/20 1:29:36 PM
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Damn your dad McD troll'd you. You get pwned often son? XDDDD

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CapnMuffin
06/03/20 1:40:20 PM
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When I was 8 my dad bet me if I could throw a stick farther than him hed give me $1000.

But he didnt specify a time frame.

Im 35 and biding my time old man.

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mondoshawan2
06/03/20 1:46:25 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
i dont get iit

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The_Korey
06/03/20 1:49:55 PM
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Imagine prioritizing a place to sit over your place in line.

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Austin_Era_II
06/03/20 1:52:31 PM
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I could have sat down at the table while he was in the line. I know better when his turn is about to come to finger him like that. Plus at that age he would know more than me to tell the guy behind him to save his spot.

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J03can
06/03/20 1:57:50 PM
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My dad never fingered me

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Lost_All_Senses
06/03/20 2:28:27 PM
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J03can posted...
My dad never fingered me

Do you ever wonder if it's cause he just didn't love you enough? Sometimes my dad would finger my friends and it made me feel like I wasn't special to him.

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NeonOctopus
06/03/20 2:29:08 PM
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InfinityMonster posted...


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FL81
06/03/20 2:30:53 PM
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J03can posted...
My dad never fingered me

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Frolex
06/03/20 3:17:13 PM
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It's the sequel to "I can't believe my mom stooped so low" I always knew i didn't want

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