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Austin_Era_II 09/18/20 10:17:07 AM #1:	I wish I was 2 inches smaller -_- Everyone keeps asking me why I don't wear skinny jeans. Women today love guys in skinny jeans and don't care for slightly wide/baggy. I'm gonna talk with my doctor to see if there's a procedure to reduce the juice. --- "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. - Sun Tzu <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:944769944] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>I wish I was 2 inches smaller -_- Everyone keeps asking me why I don't wear skinny jeans. Women today love guys in skinny jeans and don't care for slightly wide/baggy. I'm gonna talk with my doctor to see if there's a procedure to reduce the juice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 09/18/20 10:19:50 AM #2:	Mine always touch the bottom of the toilet bowel. When I flush the toilet, poop spins around and smack my dick. --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:944770020] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Mine always touch the bottom of the toilet bowel. When I flush the toilet, poop spins around and smack my dick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
loafy013 09/18/20 10:21:43 AM #3:	Yup, my problem is that I don't have one. --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. <cite>loafy013 posted [p:944770085] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Yup, my problem is that I don't have one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BanHammer 09/18/20 10:22:43 AM #4:	me <cite>BanHammer posted [p:944770114] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 09/18/20 10:23:01 AM #5:	Urinals always suck cuz I'm 6'5 and I gotta bend down so my schlong doesn't hit the top of bowl >__< How about mechanics and designers make this shit higher than 6', we're not in kindergarten... --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:944770125] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Urinals always suck cuz I'm 6'5 and I gotta bend down so my schlong doesn't hit the top of bowl >__< How about mechanics and designers make this shit higher than 6', we're not in kindergarten... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 09/18/20 10:25:34 AM #6:	Yeah I have to roll it up like a garden hose to fit it in my pants. Super annoying. <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:944770195] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I have to roll it up like a garden hose to fit it in my pants. Super annoying. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 09/18/20 10:26:30 AM #7:	Being over 6 feet seems like your issue. Maybe you should see your doctor about becoming 5'9? I hear with today's tech they can cut parts of your legs and they typically will give you money to keep the extra leg part to help someone shorter become taller. Of course skin tone and colour matters. --- "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. - Sun Tzu <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:944770217] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Being over 6 feet seems like your issue. Maybe you should see your doctor about becoming 5'9? I hear with today's tech they can cut parts of your legs and they typically will give you money to keep the extra leg part to help someone shorter become taller. Of course skin tone and colour matters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheFuriousInch 09/18/20 10:31:44 AM #9:	Nope. --- PERSONAL HEADLINE Stout Player Wants To Pour Pink Zinfindel Onto His Firm Peepee While You Watch,Helpless <cite>TheFuriousInch posted [p:944770399] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Nope. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 09/18/20 10:33:28 AM #10:	the only problem i have is when i take a shit and my tip touches the toilet bowl. lol <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:944770447] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>the only problem i have is when i take a shit and my tip touches the toilet bowl. lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 09/18/20 10:44:21 AM #11:	Im a grower so its rarely an issue for me --- Posted from my iPhone 8 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:944770819] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Im a grower so its rarely an issue for me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 09/18/20 10:48:53 AM #12:	Having a random bonar in skinny jeans isn't fun. I almost ended up going to emerge. --- "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. - Sun Tzu <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:944770949] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Having a random bonar in skinny jeans isn't fun. I almost ended up going to emerge. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davyheinz 09/18/20 10:53:03 AM #13:	Its really annoying when you have to maintain it. You chop off a good 3 inches and it grows right back so its just another hindrance on top of the length problems. --- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY & Zed <cite>davyheinz posted [p:944771085] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Its really annoying when you have to maintain it. You chop off a good 3 inches and it grows right back so its just another hindrance on top of the length problems. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 09/18/20 10:59:15 AM #14:	having to belt the fucker to my leg really throws off my gait, but if i dont i keep knocking crap over while walking around. worst part though, having to announce that i'm turning so everyone gets a chance to duck. --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:944771293] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>having to belt the fucker to my leg really throws off my gait, but if i dont i keep knocking crap over while walking around. worst part though, having to announce that i'm turning so everyone gets a chance to duck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 09/18/20 11:54:09 AM #15:	I stopped with the belt thing. Women thought that I was being abused by other women. I didn't want my rep to be ruined if word on the street got out. --- "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. - Sun Tzu <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:944773320] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>I stopped with the belt thing. Women thought that I was being abused by other women. I didn't want my rep to be ruined if word on the street got out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 09/18/20 12:18:03 PM #16:	Jagr_68 posted... Urinals always suck cuz I'm 6'5 and I gotta bend down so my schlong doesn't hit the top of bowl >__< How about mechanics and designers make this shit higher than 6', we're not in kindergarten... Reminded of this lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrIXRnYO6_Q --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:944774294] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Jagr_68 posted... </cite> <quote>Urinals always suck cuz I'm 6'5 and I gotta bend down so my schlong doesn't hit the top of bowl >__< How about mechanics and designers make this shit higher than 6', we're not in kindergarten...</quote> Reminded of this lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrIXRnYO6_Q </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 09/18/20 2:18:52 PM #17:	Ryven posted... Reminded of this lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrIXRnYO6_Q Was actually thinking of Billy Madison but this is a way funnier classic piss moment --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:944779361] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite> <quote>Reminded of this lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrIXRnYO6_Q</quote> Was actually thinking of Billy Madison but this is a way funnier classic piss moment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 09/18/20 7:19:21 PM #18:	I left a voice mail with my doctor. Told him the juice needs to be reduced. --- "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. - Sun Tzu <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:944791405] in Besides me... [t:78983621]...</cite> <quote>I left a voice mail with my doctor. Told him the juice needs to be reduced. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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