Current Events > CE I thought I was 5'0 but I'm actually 4'11 WTF???

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Harpie 10/06/20 2:02:27 AM #1:	I just measured myself because I never double checked someone elses measurement last year AND MY LIFE IS NOW IN SHAMBLES .... ce Im 21 do you think I still have time to have a growth spurt --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:945510758] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>I just measured myself because I never double checked someone elses measurement last year AND MY LIFE IS NOW IN SHAMBLES .... ce Im 21 do you think I still have time to have a growth spurt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/06/20 2:04:16 AM #2:	You just go as low as possible, then shoot your body up fast as possible while reaching up. Do that about 73,000 times and you should be a 20th of the way there. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:945510799] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>You just go as low as possible, then shoot your body up fast as possible while reaching up. Do that about 73,000 times and you should be a 20th of the way there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pick4six 10/06/20 2:06:15 AM #3:	I know that in medical terms 411 could legit qualify for disability since in medical legal terms 411 is dwarfism --- Bitcoin! <cite>pick4six posted [p:945510841] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>I know that in medical terms 411 could legit qualify for disability since in medical legal terms 411 is dwarfism </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/06/20 2:10:23 AM #4:	Ok --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:945510917] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frogles 10/06/20 2:11:32 AM #5:	wouldn't that make you a dwarf --- Ahem...there's SAND on my boots! -Kefka <cite>Frogles posted [p:945510944] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>wouldn't that make you a dwarf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 10/06/20 2:11:40 AM #6:	You stopped growing years ago. Likely as a teenager. Unless something fucky happens to you. pick4six posted... I know that in medical terms 411 could legit qualify for disability since in medical legal terms 411 is dwarfism It's 4'10". --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:945510947] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>You stopped growing years ago. Likely as a teenager. Unless something fucky happens to you. pick4six posted... </cite> <quote>I know that in medical terms 411 could legit qualify for disability since in medical legal terms 411 is dwarfism</quote>It's 4'10". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/06/20 2:17:11 AM #7:	Lost_All_Senses posted... You just go as low as possible, then shoot your body up fast as possible while reaching up. Do that about 73,000 times and you should be a 20th of the way there. Okay this sounds like a alot of time. Assuming it takes 3 seconds to go down and then jump up, it will take 219,000 seconds to do that 73,000 times. 219,000/60 = 3,650 minutes. Divide that by another 60 to get the hours makes it 60.8 hours. Thats only 1/20th of the way there according to you, so that means I need to jump up and down for 1,216.7 hours in order to get to 50. Thats 150 8 hour days of jumping up and down to get to 50. Basically a M-F full time job for 8 months straight. I have decided that its not worth it thank you for your time pick4six posted... I know that in medical terms 411 could legit qualify for disability since in medical legal terms 411 is dwarfism Fake news!! Dwarfism is actually 410 or lower how dare you try to put me in that box --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:945511059] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>You just go as low as possible, then shoot your body up fast as possible while reaching up. Do that about 73,000 times and you should be a 20th of the way there.</quote>Okay this sounds like a alot of time. Assuming it takes 3 seconds to go down and then jump up, it will take 219,000 seconds to do that 73,000 times. 219,000/60 = 3,650 minutes. Divide that by another 60 to get the hours makes it 60.8 hours. Thats only 1/20th of the way there according to you, so that means I need to jump up and down for 1,216.7 hours in order to get to 50. Thats 150 8 hour days of jumping up and down to get to 50. Basically a M-F full time job for 8 months straight. I have decided that its not worth it thank you for your time pick4six posted... </cite> <quote>I know that in medical terms 411 could legit qualify for disability since in medical legal terms 411 is dwarfism</quote>Fake news!! Dwarfism is actually 410 or lower how dare you try to put me in that box </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/06/20 2:19:49 AM #8:	Irony posted... Ok KO more like :( Frogles posted... wouldn't that make you a dwarf LIES King Rial posted... You stopped growing years ago. Likely as a teenager. Unless something fucky happens to you. Godammit. I stopped at 411 when I was 17. Last year I had hope though. Someone else put me at 50. I EVEN PUT IT ON MY OFFICIAL ID THIS IS FRAUD --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:945511111] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Ok</quote>KO more like :( Frogles posted... </cite> <quote>wouldn't that make you a dwarf </quote>LIES King Rial posted... </cite> <quote>You stopped growing years ago. Likely as a teenager. Unless something fucky happens to you.</quote>Godammit. I stopped at 411 when I was 17. Last year I had hope though. Someone else put me at 50. I EVEN PUT IT ON MY OFFICIAL ID THIS IS FRAUD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NightRender 10/06/20 2:36:40 AM #10:	Do yoga/pilates/dance. You can shoot up another 2 inches just from posture. --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 <cite>NightRender posted [p:945511373] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Do yoga/pilates/dance. You can shoot up another 2 inches just from posture. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
armandro 10/06/20 2:38:49 AM #11:	Same but at least you're not 4'11 and a cis male --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 <cite>armandro posted [p:945511411] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Same but at least you're not 4'11 and a cis male </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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armandro 10/06/20 2:41:17 AM #13:	Conflict posted... You know I was wondering if armando was gonna post in this topic but I didn't wanna tag cause it'd be a dick move lol you can tag me if you want yeah I always feel drawn to manlet topics like ppl complaining about being 5'5 like omg thats like my dream --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 <cite>armandro posted [p:945511447] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Conflict posted... </cite> <quote>You know I was wondering if armando was gonna post in this topic but I didn't wanna tag cause it'd be a dick move</quote>lol you can tag me if you want yeah I always feel drawn to manlet topics like ppl complaining about being 5'5 like omg thats like my dream </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 10/06/20 2:47:30 AM #15:	TC is the true Super Mario. --- Mitch McConnell is a very beautiful man. Respect. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:945511565] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>TC is the true Super Mario. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Venger2112 10/06/20 2:50:34 AM #16:	You're shrinking. You been mad stressed? --- I'm like a Sleeping Lion, I like to show off every 100 days So then you'll be useless the next 99.. <cite>Venger2112 posted [p:945511614] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>You're shrinking. You been mad stressed? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 10/06/20 3:02:17 AM #17:	short girls are cute, there's nothing wrong with it except a hawk might snatch you away --- Rain in the meadow beats the river to the ocean <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:945511805] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>short girls are cute, there's nothing wrong with it except a hawk might snatch you away </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 10/06/20 3:10:05 AM #18:	TC when the banger hits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Ogv_ojQdE --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:945511946] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>TC when the banger hits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Ogv_ojQdE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 10/06/20 3:10:54 AM #19:	lmfao <cite>RedJackson posted [p:945511959] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrNintendo1213 10/06/20 3:13:53 AM #20:	Tbh it sounds super cute. <3 --- Dot Dot Dot... <cite>MrNintendo1213 posted [p:945512007] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Tbh it sounds super cute. <3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VonOrdelia 10/06/20 3:14:06 AM #21:	lol short people --- https://i.redd.it/t6wrq7tjt7q51.jpg <cite>VonOrdelia posted [p:945512015] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>lol short people </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 10/06/20 3:21:39 AM #22:	viewmaster_pi posted... short girls are cute, there's nothing wrong with it That-- don't worry about it. Guys don't dismiss girls just because they don't hit some arbitrary standard for height. Also, this reminds me of my mom. She has always been 5'2. It was even on her driver's license. I remember when I was 11, I hit that same height & I was just a smidge taller than her. For some reason, when she was about 50, she started telling people she was 5'3. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:945512116] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted...</cite> <quote>short girls are cute, there's nothing wrong with it </quote> That-- don't worry about it. Guys don't dismiss girls just because they don't hit some arbitrary standard for height. Also, this reminds me of my mom. She has always been 5'2. It was even on her driver's license. I remember when I was 11, I hit that same height & I was just a smidge taller than her. For some reason, when she was about 50, she started telling people she was 5'3.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 10/06/20 3:32:49 AM #23:	Drink milk it'll make you grow bones --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://tinyurl.com/Corn-420 <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:945512259] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Drink milk it'll make you grow bones </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 10/06/20 3:35:53 AM #24:	Gotta invest in some extra high heels then. --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:945512294] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Gotta invest in some extra high heels then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 10/06/20 4:19:00 AM #26:	What if you used to be 5'0" and you're shrinking? --- http://large.horse/ Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:945512811] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>What if you used to be 5'0" and you're shrinking? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmegaPillow 10/06/20 4:33:06 AM #27:	Whoa a manlet. Never mind you're a woman, my girl is is barely 5 inches so its cool --- Psn: An_Axe_Murderer 360: An Axe Murd3r3r 3ds friend code: 3583 4500 8225 plz add me <cite>OmegaPillow posted [p:945512996] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Whoa a manlet. Never mind you're a woman, my girl is is barely 5 inches so its cool </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 10/06/20 4:36:04 AM #28:	OmegaPillow posted... my girl is is barely 5 inches so its cool damn, she tiny --- Rain in the meadow beats the river to the ocean <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:945513036] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>OmegaPillow posted... </cite> <quote>my girl is is barely 5 inches so its cool</quote>damn, she tiny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodmoon77 10/06/20 4:37:11 AM #29:	You just gotta accept that you're a womenlet and move on with your life --- I wouldn't trust this company with making a cheese sandwich, they'd start an additional kickstarter for the mayo-ssjmatthew on Comcept's MN9 <cite>Bloodmoon77 posted [p:945513053] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>You just gotta accept that you're a womenlet and move on with your life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathDeathSong 10/06/20 4:41:09 AM #30:	i used to think i was 4'10 for the longest time but then it turned out i was actually 4'9. feelsbadman --- MY HEARTS GO OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS!! The game is set! Now.........................stay tuned. <cite>DeathDeathSong posted [p:945513096] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>i used to think i was 4'10 for the longest time but then it turned out i was actually 4'9. feelsbadman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 10/06/20 7:14:44 AM #31:	Its ok, you're a girl --- https://imgur.com/P88EYmN https://imgur.com/qxu2L01 https://imgur.com/1kMCL https://imgur.com/mvXIh0Q <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:945515172] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Its ok, you're a girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 10/06/20 7:17:19 AM #32:	Cringe. "OMG guys! I am such smol bean uWu" Go out to a bar if you want male attention. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:945515214] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Cringe. "OMG guys! I am such smol bean uWu" Go out to a bar if you want male attention. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 10/06/20 7:45:28 AM #33:	My ex was 411-50 --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdR2Iktffaw The day Capitalism was humiliated :) <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:945515602] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>My ex was 411-50 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 10/06/20 7:51:47 AM #34:	You need to date a man who's 6'10 --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh #BoopTroop <cite>AirFresh posted [p:945515701] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>You need to date a man who's 6'10 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VonOrdelia 10/06/20 7:53:34 AM #36:	DeathDeathSong posted... i was actually 4'9 How's the weather down there? --- https://i.redd.it/t6wrq7tjt7q51.jpg <cite>VonOrdelia posted [p:945515726] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>DeathDeathSong posted... </cite> <quote>i was actually 4'9</quote>How's the weather down there? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 10/06/20 8:12:38 AM #37:	Go find a pull up bar or something similar and do dead hangs. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:945516062] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Go find a pull up bar or something similar and do dead hangs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivany2008 10/06/20 8:13:50 AM #38:	Just wear heels/platform shoes and you'll be fine. You can do something a lot of us struggle with, reaching into the lower shelves without breaking our backs. <cite>Ivany2008 posted [p:945516093] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Just wear heels/platform shoes and you'll be fine. You can do something a lot of us struggle with, reaching into the lower shelves without breaking our backs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 10/06/20 8:31:57 AM #39:	your height changes throughout the day. you're shorter when you go to bed than you are when you wake up --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:945516446] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>your height changes throughout the day. you're shorter when you go to bed than you are when you wake up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeldaMutant 10/06/20 1:09:38 PM #41:	That's almost as bad as being 180cm tall and thinking that converts nicely to 6'0", only to realize that because 1 inch = 2.54cm it's actually 5'11" --- 96065 <cite>ZeldaMutant posted [p:945524559] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>That's almost as bad as being 180cm tall and thinking that converts nicely to 6'0", only to realize that because 1 inch = 2.54cm it's actually 5'11" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 10/06/20 1:10:37 PM #42:	Just wear 2 inches heels --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:945524589] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Just wear 2 inches heels </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 10/06/20 1:50:07 PM #44:	She hasnt replied since post #8, why in the hell is this thread still going? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:945526045] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>She hasnt replied since post #8, why in the hell is this thread still going? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 10/06/20 1:54:20 PM #45:	Harpie posted... Someone else put me at 50. I EVEN PUT IT ON MY OFFICIAL ID THIS IS FRAUD Get that fixed or I am going to call the FBI on you >;/ edit: that wasn't supposed to be winking --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:945526213] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>Someone else put me at 50. I EVEN PUT IT ON MY OFFICIAL ID THIS IS FRAUD</quote> Get that fixed or I am going to call the FBI on you >;/ edit: that wasn't supposed to be winking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 10/06/20 1:56:20 PM #46:	measure yourself right after getting out of bed tomorrow, and then measure yourself again right before going to bed there'll probably be a noticeable difference --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:945526294] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>measure yourself right after getting out of bed tomorrow, and then measure yourself again right before going to bed there'll probably be a noticeable difference </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
So_Hajile 10/06/20 2:26:14 PM #47:	I thought harpies were generally short anyway. --- Reading up on the Bat-Family: https://bit.ly/2Us5RhG <cite>So_Hajile posted [p:945527505] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>I thought harpies were generally short anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 10/06/20 2:32:38 PM #48:	armandro posted... Same but at least you're not 4'11 and a cis male Hey were the perfect height for each other though. Ive never dated anyone taller than 56 [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Thats true, I like hugging titties DocileOrangeCup posted... Drink milk it'll make you grow bones Maybe I shrunk because I stopped drinking milk about a year ago TeaMilk posted... What if you used to be 5'0" and you're shrinking? Oh god please no One more inch shorter and Im a midget which is actually illegal DeathDeathSong posted... i used to think i was 4'10 for the longest time but then it turned out i was actually 4'9. feelsbadman rip, maybe we can make a manlet general AirFresh posted... You need to date a man who's 6'10 --- no <cite>Harpie posted [p:945527751] in CE I thoug... [t:79022717]...</cite> <quote>armandro posted... </cite> <quote>Same but at least you're not 4'11 and a cis male</quote>Hey were the perfect height for each other though. Ive never dated anyone taller than 56 <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Thats true, I like hugging titties DocileOrangeCup posted... </cite> <quote>Drink milk it'll make you grow bones</quote>Maybe I shrunk because I stopped drinking milk about a year ago TeaMilk posted... </cite> <quote>What if you used to be 5'0" and you're shrinking?</quote>Oh god please no One more inch shorter and Im a midget which is actually illegal DeathDeathSong posted... </cite> <quote>i used to think i was 4'10 for the longest time but then it turned out i was actually 4'9. feelsbadman</quote>rip, maybe we can make a manlet general AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>You need to date a man who's 6'10</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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