Poll of the Day > How does Trump have so much energy?

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St_Kevin
10/13/20 3:44:28 AM
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All that junk food, criticsm, and weight would cripple me

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Unbridled9
10/13/20 5:11:11 AM
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Trump is actually an elder vampire too strong for sunlight to defeat. He feasts on the blood of immigrants, homosexuals, and democrats. Normally this is just a meal but the rage they have exhibited has filled their blood with adrenaline. Adrenaline he consumes which fuels him and gives him the unnatural energy he possesses.

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Fazeo13
10/13/20 5:33:45 AM
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Didn't he eat a baby recently?
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Unbridled9
10/13/20 5:43:22 AM
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Fazeo13 posted...
Didn't he eat a baby recently?

Yup. A gay, trans, immigrant, PoC, disabled, baby.

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likehelly
10/13/20 7:08:33 AM
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also cocaine

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Jen0125
10/13/20 8:10:11 AM
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Cocaine and Adderall

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DocDelicious
10/13/20 8:30:36 AM
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Sudafed

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JOExHIGASHI
10/13/20 9:04:42 AM
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lots of time off

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papercup
10/13/20 9:12:21 AM
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Lots and lots of drugs.

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Fierce_Deity_08
10/13/20 11:32:22 AM
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Yeah! Hes the President! Probably has access to the best illegal drugs every country has to offer.

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Kyuubi4269
10/13/20 11:46:55 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Trump is actually an elder vampire too strong for sunlight to defeat. He feasts on the blood of immigrants, homosexuals, and democrats. Normally this is just a meal but the rage they have exhibited has filled their blood with adrenaline. Adrenaline he consumes which fuels him and gives him the unnatural energy he possesses.

So is he a suicidal vampire then? Because if I lived on immigrants and wanted to starve myself to death but my instincts always found a Mexican, I would also be frustrated by all the immigrants crossing the border.
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Unbridled9
10/13/20 11:51:31 AM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
So is he a suicidal vampire then? Because if I lived on immigrants and wanted to starve myself to death but my instincts always found a Mexican, I would also be frustrated by all the immigrants crossing the border.

Well if he just openly invited them in people would get suspicious. So he has to act like he wants to kick them out while quietly diverting a small flow for him to feast on. Plus since vampires have to be invited inside he can't just cross the border to Mexico and has to trick them into coming up to America first. Why do you think the migrant caravans got such publicity? He wants them large so he can have ample choice and enough slip through the gaps or get 'deported' to his dinnertable.

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BlackScythe0
10/13/20 12:15:49 PM
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I'm pretty sure they prescribe meth to people with narcolepsy maybe he got his hands on some to help with those late night tweets.
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SunWuKung420
10/13/20 12:17:28 PM
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Covid made him younger.

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OhhhJa
10/13/20 12:41:37 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Cocaine and Adderall
Maybe Adderall which I'd bet the use of is pretty rampant among politicians in general. I've seen nothing to indicate cocaine use other than being sniffly in that one debate. Nothing with his eyes or demeanor screams cocaine to me
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DirtBasedSoap
10/13/20 12:53:05 PM
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its all the adrenochrome
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Yellow
10/13/20 12:56:29 PM
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They caught it on video in his drawer once, it's some upper medication from the UK that doesn't show up on US drug tests. Someone probably can/has named it.

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Zeus_LLC
10/13/20 1:38:45 PM
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St_Kevin posted...
All that junk food, criticsm, and weight would cripple me

Junk food is full of sugar and calories so, if anything, it can give you more energy. And thin people are often very low energy. Just look at Jeb Bush.

And criticism clearly can be fuel. Obama's jokes at that correspondents' dinner certainly may have given Trump additional incentive to finally run for president after being on the fence for decades. And keep in mind that shrinking violets don't have the emotional strength to run companies (or just about anything else), so anybody who folds under criticism wouldn't be in the upper echelons of business or politics.

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Fazeo13
10/13/20 1:40:47 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...


Yup. A gay, trans, immigrant, PoC, disabled, baby.


I'm not sure on the baby's race but I know it was some experimental stem cell flavoured baby.
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Smiffwilm
10/13/20 1:46:07 PM
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But he's a giant chicken I tells ya! A CHICKEN!

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Goldenguy
10/13/20 2:01:28 PM
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He has energy?

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Wanded
10/13/20 2:31:18 PM
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He drinks liberal tears

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wwinterj25
10/13/20 6:53:36 PM
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likehelly posted...
also cocaine
Can't rule it out.

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Unbridled9
10/14/20 5:37:07 AM
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Part of the reason why it has to be immigrants is because the average american has put on so much weight that, even with a clean bite, he gets more fat than blood from most people. He'd go for Canadians but their health-care includes vampire-warding treatments.

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NeoSioType
10/17/20 2:51:26 PM
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His son Baron is a time traveler. Perhaps there's some connection.
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Lokarin
10/24/20 4:01:18 PM
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> How does Trump have so much energy?

He's sucking the life force out of Mitch McConnel

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OrangeDawn
10/24/20 4:03:25 PM
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I think he's running out of whatever energy he had. He can't even stand up straight for an hour and a half.

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1319466774643970048

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Blightzkrieg
10/24/20 5:11:34 PM
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Given that he's accused Biden of being on drugs, it is 100% drugs

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Metalsonic66
10/24/20 5:15:57 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
But he's a giant chicken I tells ya! A CHICKEN!


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