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Damn_Underscore 10/21/20 4:22:02 PM #1:	????? Yes please! No way! ????? - Results (68 votes) Yes please! 54.41% (37 votes) 37 No way! 45.59% (31 votes) 31 well? --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:946124004] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote> ????? Yes please! No way! Vote View Results ????? - Results (68 votes) Yes please! 54.41% (37 votes) 37 No way! 45.59% (31 votes) 31 Show Voting Form well? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/21/20 4:23:31 PM #2:	No way brother --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:946124073] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>No way brother </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/21/20 4:24:08 PM #3:	No I had a girlfriend who started doing that and I broke up with her over it. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:946124095] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>No I had a girlfriend who started doing that and I broke up with her over it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/21/20 4:24:44 PM #4:	@LostForest likes the stank tho --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:946124124] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>@LostForest likes the stank tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parasite_Eve 10/21/20 4:25:22 PM #5:	I love a dirty pussy <cite>Parasite_Eve posted [p:946124145] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>I love a dirty pussy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/21/20 4:26:19 PM #6:	I don't give a shit. Ill go noseblind. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:946124185] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>I don't give a shit. Ill go noseblind. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 10/21/20 4:28:50 PM #7:	So, the perfect woman then? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:946124279] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>So, the perfect woman then? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/21/20 4:29:36 PM #8:	I take a shower once a week, whether I need it or not --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:946124309] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>I take a shower once a week, whether I need it or not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 10/21/20 4:29:41 PM #9:	ce will take any woman they don't give a shit --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:946124317] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>ce will take any woman they don't give a shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 10/21/20 4:29:43 PM #10:	Showers once a week =/= "perfect woman". Cant eat that shit if its rank yo. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:946124318] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Showers once a week =/= "perfect woman". Cant eat that shit if its rank yo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/21/20 4:34:46 PM #11:	SolidShadow3 posted... Showers once a week =/= "perfect woman". Cant eat that shit if its rank yo. You don't have to tho. Why do you gotta eat her out more than once a week? You'd give up everything else being perfect just to eat outback steakhouse more than once a week? --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:946124487] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>SolidShadow3 posted... </cite> <quote>Showers once a week =/= "perfect woman". Cant eat that shit if its rank yo.</quote> You don't have to tho. Why do you gotta eat her out more than once a week? You'd give up everything else being perfect just to eat outback steakhouse more than once a week? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 10/21/20 4:42:22 PM #12:	she doesn't need to shower as long as she bleaches her asshole every day --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:946124778] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>she doesn't need to shower as long as she bleaches her asshole every day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/21/20 4:44:32 PM #13:	Mmm yeah gimme dat good stank. If I can't breathe around her that makes it hotter ohh yeaah --- Common sense is stupid - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:946124861] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Mmm yeah gimme dat good stank. If I can't breathe around her that makes it hotter ohh yeaah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IloveJesus 10/21/20 5:08:55 PM #14:	Wouldn't even let her in my house. --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. <cite>IloveJesus posted [p:946125795] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Wouldn't even let her in my house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/21/20 5:12:49 PM #15:	I shower every day so this is a good balance. --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:946125942] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>I shower every day so this is a good balance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 10/21/20 5:13:29 PM #16:	eh, kinda obsessive about cleaning if it's once a week <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:946125973] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>eh, kinda obsessive about cleaning if it's once a week</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 10/22/20 9:22:40 AM #17:	SSJGrimReaper posted... @LostForest likes the stank tho Thanks for the mention bro --- ForestLogic alt. <cite>LostForest posted [p:946149396] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>@LostForest likes the stank tho</quote> Thanks for the mention bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 10/22/20 9:23:23 AM #18:	Literally the perfect woman then. My wife already showers once a week, so not much changes here lol. --- ForestLogic alt. <cite>LostForest posted [p:946149414] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Literally the perfect woman then. My wife already showers once a week, so not much changes here lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 10/22/20 9:24:30 AM #19:	Does she at least use a bidet? <cite>coh posted [p:946149437] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Does she at least use a bidet? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 10/22/20 10:53:14 AM #20:	LostForest posted... Literally the perfect woman then. My wife already showers once a week, so not much changes here lol. so... how's your sex life? --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:946152192] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>Literally the perfect woman then. My wife already showers once a week, so not much changes here lol.</quote> so... how's your sex life? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 10/22/20 10:55:11 AM #21:	She can take a bath the other days --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:946152271] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>She can take a bath the other days </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssk9716757 10/22/20 10:56:09 AM #22:	SolidShadow3 posted... Showers once a week =/= "perfect woman". Cant eat that shit if its rank yo. --- I am the nucleus. <cite>ssk9716757 posted [p:946152303] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>SolidShadow3 posted... </cite> <quote>Showers once a week =/= "perfect woman". Cant eat that shit if its rank yo.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KBGiantsfan 10/22/20 10:57:46 AM #23:	That fish smell bro, i will never foget that, im good. --- PSN: KBGiantsfan My Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/kblunt420?feature=mhee <cite>KBGiantsfan posted [p:946152366] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>That fish smell bro, i will never foget that, im good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 10/22/20 12:55:07 PM #24:	Lost_All_Senses posted... You don't have to tho. Why do you gotta eat her out more than once a week? You'd give up everything else being perfect just to eat outback steakhouse more than once a week? Cause I like to eat out at "the outback", and my perfect woman wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that. dafuq did you not get? --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:946156763] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>You don't have to tho. Why do you gotta eat her out more than once a week? You'd give up everything else being perfect just to eat outback steakhouse more than once a week?</quote>Cause I like to eat out at "the outback", and my perfect woman wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that. dafuq did you not get? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dom316 10/22/20 12:55:14 PM #25:	Didn't say she couldn't bathe, so hell yeah. --- Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that evil on us! YOU ARE NOT PARALYZED! R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan <cite>dom316 posted [p:946156770] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Didn't say she couldn't bathe, so hell yeah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/22/20 12:58:08 PM #26:	SolidShadow3 posted... Cause I like to eat out at "the outback", and my perfect woman wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that. dafuq did you not get? Damn bruh. Just cause you like eating ass doesn't mean you gotta try to eat mine. I just think it's a crazy thing to not trade off. Sometimes you don't get it all. --- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:946156889] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>SolidShadow3 posted... </cite> <quote>Cause I like to eat out at "the outback", and my perfect woman wouldn't do anything to jeopardize that. dafuq did you not get?</quote> Damn bruh. Just cause you like eating ass doesn't mean you gotta try to eat mine. I just think it's a crazy thing to not trade off. Sometimes you don't get it all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Wheelman1 10/22/20 12:59:20 PM #27:	Does she at least sink wash herself? --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The Wheelman1 posted [p:946156947] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Does she at least sink wash herself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 10/22/20 1:02:26 PM #28:	Sure. Sleep with her the day she showers, and have separate bedrooms the rest of the week. --- "I could care less" means you care right now. The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less." <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:946157071] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Sure. Sleep with her the day she showers, and have separate bedrooms the rest of the week. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 10/22/20 1:04:48 PM #29:	Fuck no, that is especially disgusting. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:946157175] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no, that is especially disgusting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 10/22/20 1:20:02 PM #30:	Lost_All_Senses posted... Damn bruh. Just cause you like eating ass doesn't mean you gotta try to eat mine. I just think it's a crazy thing to not trade off. Sometimes you don't get it all. Didn't say ass (though not turning it down), just sayin', perfect woman =/= one who showers once a week. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:946157846] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>Damn bruh. Just cause you like eating ass doesn't mean you gotta try to eat mine. I just think it's a crazy thing to not trade off. Sometimes you don't get it all.</quote>Didn't say ass (though not turning it down), just sayin', perfect woman =/= one who showers once a week. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 10/22/20 8:38:11 PM #31:	Damn_Underscore posted... so... how's your sex life? It's a lot of fun! --- ForestLogic alt. <cite>LostForest posted [p:946175514] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite> <quote>so... how's your sex life?</quote> It's a lot of fun! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 10/22/20 8:39:58 PM #32:	Choco posted... ce will take any woman they don't give a shit Lol clearly --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:946175574] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>ce will take any woman they don't give a shit</quote>Lol clearly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/24/20 6:43:18 PM #33:	Garioshi posted... She can take a bath the other days --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:946254677] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>She can take a bath the other days</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrebsxX 10/24/20 6:52:50 PM #34:	Who the fuck are the 30 that still would take her? <cite>XxKrebsxX posted [p:946254989] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck are the 30 that still would take her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/24/20 6:53:30 PM #35:	if that puss ain't clean then gtfo! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:946255010] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>if that puss ain't clean then gtfo! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoke_break 10/24/20 7:01:18 PM #36:	In the past I'd say no but I don't give a fuck now. --- https://imgur.com/mOCFlRv <cite>smoke_break posted [p:946255272] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>In the past I'd say no but I don't give a fuck now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 10/24/20 7:50:28 PM #37:	smoke_break posted... In the past I'd say no but I don't give a fuck now. why --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:946256932] in The perfec... [t:79054245]...</cite> <quote>smoke_break posted... </cite> <quote>In the past I'd say no but I don't give a fuck now.</quote> why </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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